Timpattanagramku (was Re: The Modern Art of Name-ku's)
David Feinman
>
>After all that work, I expect you are now thinking,
>
> "find me a divan!"
Oh, now, there you go now again, Mr. Sarcasm. It really was
not much work. When I was a kid I used to love making words
with the letters on blocks. Anagrams are a logical extension
for someone like me who has never grown up... ;)
>so you can lie down and recover. After all, ignoring my
>helpful solution
Umm.. I think you've got your thoughts mixed up with your
letters. Why else would you present a solution when no one
has come forth with a problem?
>and thinking you can do better just means
>you have a:
>
> "vain, deaf mind"
Well, you won't get much argument from me on the vain and deaf
part though I'm sure many could be found who'd call me mindless.
Anyway, to counter your insinuation that one ought to shy
away from hard work, I've put together the following
composition and I still haven't made it to that web site.
The truly lazy man is willing to do quite a lot of work in
order to avoid doing a little work.
Perhaps, this mark the birth of a new form of poetry known
affectionately as the timpattanagramku. Each line is an
anagram for your name. I can take neither credit nor blame
for the content and tone of this poem. Matters such as that
would fall in your parents' domain as they wrote the title.
TIM PATTERSON
---------------------
part-time snot
tim set trap on
monet's art pit
pat it? snort me?
no r.a.p. tits met?
rot man pets it!!
mop in tatters?
snort tip, mate?
ant stop timer
patton remits
to snip matter:
stop -- emit rant
paste it on mr. t
protest it, man
stone it, tramp
net spam? rot it!
mo' pate, sir tnt?
stop mein tart
note -- smart tip:
omit pest rant
tim no arts pet!!
stamp on trite
tampon sitter
>hehehehehehehe
>
> Tim :)
>
>>
>> <who had to snip a lot of funny stuff
>> becuz his software's seems to
>> want him to write more than he reads>
>
>Take a look at Kim's posting hints in the RAPFAQ about
>how to get around that :)
>http://condor.lpl.arizona.edu/~tim/rapfaq/
Yes, I know how it works but if I hadn't signed off that way I
could not now sign off this way.
timpattanagrammatically yours,
David <who said he had to snip funny stuff
becuz he knew he could then say he sometimes
wants Tim to read more than he writes>
hehehehehehehe yourself ;-d-)
Tim Patterson
>
> Tim Patterson wrote:
>
> >
> >After all that work, I expect you are now thinking,
> >
> > "find me a divan!"
>
> Oh, now, there you go now again, Mr. Sarcasm. It really was
> not much work. When I was a kid I used to love making words
> with the letters on blocks. Anagrams are a logical extension
> for someone like me who has never grown up... ;)
Well, it's time to grow up. Out you go and find
a book of British cryptic crosswords, guaranteed
to frazzle your brain. :)
> >so you can lie down and recover. After all, ignoring my
> >helpful solution
>
> Umm.. I think you've got your thoughts mixed up with your
> letters. Why else would you present a solution when no one
> has come forth with a problem?
But think of all the time and effort I've saved,
coming up with a solution before the problem even existed.
Man, what foresight :)
> Anyway, to counter your insinuation that one ought to shy
> away from hard work, I've put together the following
> composition and I still haven't made it to that web site.
> The truly lazy man is willing to do quite a lot of work in
> order to avoid doing a little work.
>
> Perhaps, this mark the birth of a new form of poetry known
> affectionately as the timpattanagramku. Each line is an
> anagram for your name. I can take neither credit nor blame
> for the content and tone of this poem. Matters such as that
> would fall in your parents' domain as they wrote the title.
Well, my parents lumped me with Timothy Graham Patterson,
so perhaps you better start again.... just kidding :)
Look ma! I'm famous. People are writing poems about me!
I like the "part-time snot" so I ain't gonna
"protest it, man" :)
>
> David <who said he had to snip funny stuff
> becuz he knew he could then say he sometimes
> wants Tim to read more than he writes>
But I've read everythiong on RAP today, so I reckon
that means I have 187 posts in hand :)
Tim :)
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