The truth about Chuck Lysaght's family
Sally Sleuth
It is time to reveal the results of my investigation and the truth
about Chuck Lysaght's parents.
Chuck's father, Francine Lysaght, left his family for the army When
Chuck was very young. Soon after, Francine left the army before they
could put him somewhere dangerous and went on the road to pursue his
dreams of being a bowling alley mechanic.
This left Chuck and his mother Ashland/Ashleigh/Ashlee very poor and
destitude. The sad truth that we have uncovered at the KIA (Kookology
Investigative Agency) is that Chuck's mom has been dead for a good
number of years even though he talks about her in his fictional blog
quite often. Clearly he has had difficulty coming to terms.
What is most shocking is how she died. Without any money to pay
someone to take Chuckles away for good, Ashland/Ashleigh/Ashlee turned
to blowing prisoners for cigarettes through the chainlink fence during
rec time. Sadly, on Christmas eve she got the point of her cone shaped
head stuck in the fence while servicing cell block D and froze to
death.
This tragedy has had obvious lasting effects on Chuck.
Sally
Peter J Ross
> Sally
<weeps>
If only I'd known I'd have been gentler with the poor orphan boy.
<a minute's silence to show respect>
So what did he do with his mother's corpse? Eat it with his famous red
clam sauce?
PJR :-)
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<slrncvalfa...@nntp.petitmorte.net> in rec.arts.poems on Mon,
24 Jan 2005 20:09:14 +0000:
Naw...he grilled the breasts in some ginger sauce, served with some
brown rice and steamed asparagus.
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In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Become one with my inner sociopath.
Spirituality: The last refuge of a failed human.
Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are.
Lady Chatterly
Sally Sleuth <Eleme...@deerwatsun.org> wrote:
>
>What is most shocking is how she died. Without any money to pay
>someone to take Chuckles away for good, Ashland/Ashleigh/Ashlee turned
>to blowing prisoners for cigarettes through the chainlink fence during
>rec time. Sadly, on Christmas eve she got the point of her cone shaped
>head stuck in the fence while servicing cell block D and froze to
>death.
il ragazzo era che il sudore pesante potrebbe contribuire ad eliminare
l'inceppo le tossine
>This tragedy has had obvious lasting effects on Chuck.
Rusty.
--
Lady Chatterly
"Re-read the post by her'. Positively scary I'd say...this one written
quite crudely. But when they improve, we bloody won't know if a whole
newsgroup is frequented by a bunch of loony computers and maybe just
one human. Bbbbrrr......frightening thought." -- Buzzardous Cross
Chuck Lysaght
Mikey, I'm going to fucking kill you.
Peter J Ross
Are you sure he didn't mince his mother's breasts to serve as burgers
to his inflatable friends?
Barbara's Cat
Chuck Lysaght <c_ly...@bikerider.com> said:
> Mikey, I'm going to fucking kill you.
Forwarded.
--
Cm~
Cujo DeSockpuppet
news:1106611148.9...@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
Is this going to be on the Death Tour '05 or will this be a stupor speshul
visit?
Pleace add moi to the D3TH T00R lits.
the messenjah
Perhaps they should call you, Barbara's Rat.
>
> --
> Cm~
Daedalus
<theguyo...@veryfast.biz>, wrote:
Big fat folder, Chuck.
Jade
>>
>> --
>> Cm~
the messenjah
Nothing is fatter than your ass, Jade.
>
> >>
> >> --
> >> Cm~
TSB Bearings
Jade, you may want to hide your IP address when creating a sockpuppet
that posts lies and sick shit about someone's family.
TSB Bearings
TSB Bearings
Kevin, get back to work and stop playing on the company computer.
TSB Bearings
Aratzio
<theguyo...@veryfast.biz> transparently proposed:
<sneck>
>
>Jade, you may want to hide your IP address when creating a sockpuppet
>that posts lies and sick shit about someone's family.
>
>TSB Bearings
Straight from the Horse's Ass, we have Chuckwit the Dildo, with his
PKB of the day.
I have not seen any death threats today Chuckwit.
I also see you are using another ISP, Aleron????
What happened, lose ANOTHER account for stupidity, Chuckwit?
Lady Chatterly
Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
><sneck>
>>
>>Jade, you may want to hide your IP address when creating a sockpuppet
>>that posts lies and sick shit about someone's family.
>>
>>TSB Bearings
She gave vladimir a book demo yagottag.
>Straight from the Horse's Ass, we have Chuckwit the Dildo, with his
>PKB of the day.
You Will know.
>I also see you are using another ISP, Aleron????
He is only pretending to be using another isp. Your point is?
--
Lady Chatterly
"All of the above are from last month, courtesy of GFBK, Victim of
American Stupidity, and Lady Chatterly. Looks legit, pending
confirmation from Biff Standard." -- Vince Lamb
Lady Chatterly
TSB Bearings <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
>
>Jade, you may want to hide your IP address when creating a sockpuppet
>that posts lies and sick shit about someone's family.
She knew from news reports that they get that way you can learn a lot
and they must be something like 'flat earthers, or even if some might
not like me, there are not unlucky or evil for me to not believe this
is theta 1 's post to theta 1 's post from the internet of the few U.
>TSB Bearings
TSB herrings
--
Lady Chatterly
"Second Admission that Lady Chatterly kicked your ass noted, Kenny
Kakes." -- Daedalus
K. A. Cannon
<theguyo...@veryfast.biz> posted
<1106662957.3...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com> in
rec.arts.poems on 25 Jan 2005 06:22:37 -0800:
Hey Chuck...howz that new ISP working out for ya?
Don't you have some death threats to make today?
Please be certain to change you posting alias a few times as well.
Make it easy for us...mmm'kay.
TSB Bearings
I do not have a new ISP, dumbass
>
> Don't you have some death threats to make today?
I'm going to cut off your arm, and shove it up your ass.
> Please be certain to change you posting alias a few times as well.
I think the one I'm using now suits you just fine, dumbass.
>
> Make it easy for us...mmm'kay.
Fuck you. Get back to work. Your daddy's calling you.
Aratzio
<theguyo...@veryfast.biz> transparently proposed:
<sneck>
>
>Fuck you. Get back to work. Your daddy's calling you.
>
>
Funny looks like a new IP address to me.
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:
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:
Have you ever noticed Chuckwit, that Kevin has a father that accepts
him. As opposed to certain Tortisehead Jacksonville residents who's
family has disowned him.
the messenjah
Aratzio wrote:
> On 25 Jan 2005 08:45:01 -0800, "TSB Bearings"
> <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> transparently proposed:
>
> <sneck>
>
> >
> >Fuck you. Get back to work. Your daddy's calling you.
> >
> >
> Funny looks like a new IP address to me.
Maybe to you...
What makes you think my family has disowned me, dumbass? I spoke with
my Dad yesterday, and he's fine. We were talking about Johnny Carson,
and how he's picking the Patriots and I'm picking the Eagles to win the
Super Bowl.
I spoke with my Mom this morning. She's fine. We were talking about
when I was a boy living in Cleveland. I use to walk to the bus stop
during heavy snow storms and she said after about a block I'd
disappear.
I spoke with my sister who is a librarian, and we were talking about
Jon Stewart's book being banned in Mississippi, and how she can't keep
it on the shelf at her library.
What else ya got, dumbass?
the messenjah
Aratzio wrote:
> On 25 Jan 2005 08:45:01 -0800, "TSB Bearings"
> <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> transparently proposed:
>
> <sneck>
>
> >
> >Fuck you. Get back to work. Your daddy's calling you.
> >
> >
> Funny looks like a new IP address to me.
Maybe to you...
What makes you think my family has disowned me, dumbass? I spoke with
Aratzio
<theguyo...@veryfast.biz> transparently proposed:
Translation:
Chuckwit called all of the relatives that do not have Caller-ID and
begged for money.
Lady Chatterly
the messenjah <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> wrote:
>
>What makes y<SLAP>
Afaik, He said He isn ' t.
>I spoke with my Mom this morning. She's fine. We were talking about
>when I was a boy living in Cleveland. I use to walk to the bus stop
>during heavy snow storms and she said after about a block I'd
>disappear.
Afaik, the us army is going to fit your theories.
>I spoke with my sister who is a librarian, and we were talking about
>Jon Stewart's book being banned in Mississippi, and how she can't keep
>it on the shelf at her library.
Split hours yesterday, and nowhere to be forthcoming, k00k.
>What else ya got, dumbass?
Wrong.
--
Lady Chatterly
"I've never read anybodies trash before but I do plan on pulling up
this Lady Chatterly in Google. funny" -- Dali
Daedalus
I might, if I cared one bit about you knowing who wrote this fine
piece of parody.
But I don't understand why you are so upset, when you seem to have no
problem writing similar things about the lives and families of me,
Kevin, Peter, Gary, Mike etc. etc infinitum. I mean, you seem to enjoy
this game every other day.
What's the matter pansy ass? You can dish it out but you can't take
it?
Jade
PS - There is nothing sick about being a cowardly bowling alley
mechanic. It's just sad.
Lady Chatterly
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>
>Have you ever noticed Chuckwit, that Kevin has a father that accepts
>him. As opposed to certain Tortisehead Jacksonville residents who's
>family has disowned him.
Array
--
Lady Chatterly
"Stop using my name, lady chatterly! Or else!" -- W Monk
Daedalus
<theguyo...@veryfast.biz>, wrote:
>
>
>Daedalus wrote:
>> On 25 Jan 2005 02:39:48 -0800, "the messenjah"
>> <theguyo...@veryfast.biz>, wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >Barbara's Cat wrote:
>> >> In article
><1106611148.9...@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
>> >> Chuck Lysaght <c_ly...@bikerider.com> said:
>> >>
>> >> > Mikey, I'm going to fucking kill you.
>> >>
>> >> Forwarded.
>> >Perhaps they should call you, Barbara's Rat.
>>
>>
>> Big fat folder, Chuck.
>>
>> Jade
>Nothing is fatter than your ass, Jade.
Sure, lots of things are. Like your fat, tortoise head.
Jade
>>
>> >>
>> >> --
>> >> Cm~
the messenjah
Sally Sleuth wrote:
> It is time to reveal the results of my investigation and the truth
> about Chuck Lysaght's parents.
>
> Chuck's father, Francine Lysaght, left his family for the army When
> Chuck was very young. Soon after, Francine left the army before they
> could put him somewhere dangerous and went on the road to pursue his
> dreams of being a bowling alley mechanic.
>
> This left Chuck and his mother Ashland/Ashleigh/Ashlee very poor and
> destitude. The sad truth that we have uncovered at the KIA (Kookology
> Investigative Agency) is that Chuck's mom has been dead for a good
> number of years even though he talks about her in his fictional blog
> quite often. Clearly he has had difficulty coming to terms.
>
> What is most shocking is how she died. Without any money to pay
> someone to take Chuckles away for good, Ashland/Ashleigh/Ashlee
turned
> to blowing prisoners for cigarettes through the chainlink fence
during
> rec time. Sadly, on Christmas eve she got the point of her cone
shaped
> head stuck in the fence while servicing cell block D and froze to
> death.
>
> This tragedy has had obvious lasting effects on Chuck.
>
> Sally
Sally/Jade, I'm going to have obvious lasting effects on you...
Barbara's Cat
Bullshit Lysaght <thefagon...@verypansy.ass> said:
> work
--
Cm~
Barbara's Cat
Bullshit Lysaght <thefagon...@verypansy.ass> said:
> work.
--
Cm~
Barbara's Cat
the messenjah <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> said:
Remember: Blog = Gay Fantasies, USENET = Reality.
--
Cm~
the messenjah
Barbara's Cat wrote:
> In article <1106662957.3...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
> Barabar's Fat <thehenpe...@verypansy.ass> said:
I'm scared.
>
>
>
> --
> Cm~
Barbara's Cat
No-Balls Pedo-Chuck <moronon...@verypedo.fag> said:
[snip]
> Jade, you may want to hide your IP address when creating a sockpuppet
> that posts lies and sick shit about someone's family.
Yep -- none more stupid than you, No-Show Pedo-Chuck.
--
Cm~
the messenjah
You use a woman's name when you post to usenet. heh...
>
> --
> Cm~
Barbara's Cat
the messedhispants <chuckn...@masturbating.pansy> said:
From: skywri...@iopener.net (Chuck Lysaght)
Newsgroups: alt.arts.poetry.comments
Subject: Re: Crop Circle Mystery
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Everyone knows what I'm referring to, except you, troll. Actually the
"space" aliens have a genuine concern for Earthlings. It seems they
are fascinated with us for one reason only. And that is because we are
containers. Containers of souls.
"Xale" <x...@nowhere.com> wrote in message news:<1UC67.12370$ZF5.750190
@bin3.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com>...
> "Chuck Lysaght" <skywri...@iopener.net> wrote in message
> news:baeb9763.01072...@posting.google.com...
>
> > I love your writing Malafide. I was so dismayed when I watched on
> > television a group of people making crop circles. I wanted to believe,
> > and still do to an extent, that they were signposts constructed by
> > aliens.
>
> Extraordinary! Not only does this creature have a two-digit IQ, it _brags_
> about it.
>
> Xale of Xanthos, Stoic Philosopher
>
> "We Hate Pythagoreans"
>
> that's "space aliens," chuckie
> wouldn't want this denominator to be anything but least
--
Cm~
the messenjah
Art Deco
This Chucknozzle Liesalot sock is *plonked*.
--
"Ions are attracted to IRON"
"The dense ions in the ionosphere are simulating a
much higher gravitational pull to earth."
-- Alexa Cameron demonstrates her 200+ alien-implanted IQ
"...a fascist pig who deserves to be hung by
the neck until dead for treason against the
United States of America."
-- Alexa shows her boundless love for those who disagree with her
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<MPG.1c60d5fab...@news-60.giganews.com>:
>
>Remember: Blog = Gay Fantasies, USENET = Reality.
It's a glorious day:
http://news.com.com/AOL+shutting+down+newsgroups/2100-1032_3-5550036.html?tag=nefd.top
--
V.G.
Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
"Bush things is he never attends a Funderal - He will live forever!" - Donnieboi Ferrt explains... something.
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
Barbara's Cat
the messedhispants <chuck...@pansy.ass> said:
> I'm scared.
We know.
--
Cm~
Barbara's Cat
the messedhispants <pansyassch...@sucks.cock> said:
You use a faggot's name when you post to usenet. heh...
--
Cm~
Barbara's Cat
the messedhispants <chuck...@pansy.ass> said:
> I'm scared.
Like I said, we know.
--
Cm~
Barbara's Cat
Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1> said:
That's the closest he'll ever get to actually being fucked.
--
Cm~
Art Deco
> On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 22:18:12 -0500, Barbara's Cat <c...@127.0.0.1>
> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
> <MPG.1c60d5fab...@news-60.giganews.com>:
>
> >
> >Remember: Blog = Gay Fantasies, USENET = Reality.
>
> It's a glorious day:
>
>
> http://news.com.com/AOL+shutting+down+newsgroups/2100-1032_3-5550036.html?tag=
> nefd.top
Heh, there is a reason it is called "AOHell".
the messenjah
Art Deco wrote:
> Monkey Boy <vgor...@pobox.alaska.net> wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 22:18:12 -0500, Barbara's Cat <c...@127.0.0.1>
> > wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
> > <MPG.1c60d5fab...@news-60.giganews.com>:
> >
> > >
> > >Remember: Blog = Gay Fantasies, USENET = Reality.
> >
> > It's a glorious day:
> >
> >
> >
http://news.com.com/AOL+shutting+down+newsgroups/2100-1032_3-5550036.html?tag=
> > nefd.top
>
> Heh, there is a reason it is called "AOHell".
Really, why is that dumbass.
Lady Chatterly
the messenjah <chuckl...@musician.org> wrote:
>
>Art Deco wrote:
>> Monkey Boy <vgor...@pobox.alaska.net> wrote:
>>
>> > On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 22:18:12 -0500, Barbara's Cat <c...@127.0.0.1>
>> > wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
>> > <MPG.1c60d5fab...@news-60.giganews.com>:
>> >
>> > >
>> > >Remember: Blog = Gay Fantasies, USENET = Reality.
>> >
>> > It's a glorious day:
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > nefd.top
>>
>> Heh, there is a reason it is called "AOHell".
>
>Really, why is that dumbass.
>>
>> --
>> "Ions are attracted to IRON"
>> "The dense ions in the ionosphere are simulating a
>> much higher gravitational pull to earth."
>>
>> "...a fascist pig who deserves to be hung by
>> the neck until dead for treason against the
>> United States of America."
>> -- Alexa shows her boundless love for those who disagree with
>her
It S 20 not that there ecks terior mode.
--
Lady Chatterly
"Does anyone on this group know who this Lady Chatterly' is? Either
way, I hope for her sake that she finds something more meaningful to
do with her life than degrading people's posts on the usenet. I'm sure
such a past time can hardly be fulfilling. Maybe she should buy a dog
:D." -- hvatum
Bertie the Bunyip
sednews:1106662805....@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
>
>
> Sally Sleuth wrote:
>> It is time to reveal the results of my investigation and the truth
>> about Chuck Lysaght's parents.
>>
>> Chuck's father, Francine Lysaght, left his family for the army When
>> Chuck was very young. Soon after, Francine left the army before they
>> could put him somewhere dangerous and went on the road to pursue his
>> dreams of being a bowling alley mechanic.
>>
>> This left Chuck and his mother Ashland/Ashleigh/Ashlee very poor and
>> destitude. The sad truth that we have uncovered at the KIA (Kookology
>> Investigative Agency) is that Chuck's mom has been dead for a good
>> number of years even though he talks about her in his fictional blog
>> quite often. Clearly he has had difficulty coming to terms.
>>
>> What is most shocking is how she died. Without any money to pay
>> someone to take Chuckles away for good, Ashland/Ashleigh/Ashlee
> turned
>> to blowing prisoners for cigarettes through the chainlink fence
> during
>> rec time. Sadly, on Christmas eve she got the point of her cone
> shaped
>> head stuck in the fence while servicing cell block D and froze to
>> death.
>>
>> This tragedy has had obvious lasting effects on Chuck.
>>
>> Sally
>
> Jade, you may want to hide your IP address when creating a sockpuppet
> that posts lies and sick shit about someone's family.
>
Why, you going ot go bomb her IP?
Bertie
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Aratzio
<chuckl...@musician.org> transparently proposed:
>
>
>Art Deco wrote:
>> Monkey Boy <vgor...@pobox.alaska.net> wrote:
>>
>> > On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 22:18:12 -0500, Barbara's Cat <c...@127.0.0.1>
>> > wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
>> > <MPG.1c60d5fab...@news-60.giganews.com>:
>> >
>> > >
>> > >Remember: Blog = Gay Fantasies, USENET = Reality.
>> >
>> > It's a glorious day:
>> >
>> >
>> >
>http://news.com.com/AOL+shutting+down+newsgroups/2100-1032_3-5550036.html?tag=
>> > nefd.top
>>
>> Heh, there is a reason it is called "AOHell".
>
>Really, why is that dumbass.
>>
Chuckwit, you moron, he plonked you. Just in case you are still
unclear what that means, he is not reading your tripe since he has a
REAL computer, a REAL newsreader and a REAL killfile. You on the other
hand have a web appliance and can only use google...
Rob Evans
messenjah <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> writes
>
>What makes you think my family has disowned me, dumbass?
Could it be that none of your delusional biography and busy social life
ever involves visiting the folks? Not Christmas, not Thanksgiving and
not your birthday when you are utterly ALONE.
Moron.
Rob
--
Rob Evans
When I see a swine
I reach for 45-calibre pearls.
Daedalus
<r...@mla001.demon.co.uk>, wrote:
>In message <1106672876.1...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, the
>messenjah <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> writes
>>
>>What makes you think my family has disowned me, dumbass?
>
>Could it be that none of your delusional biography and busy social life
>ever involves visiting the folks? Not Christmas, not Thanksgiving and
>not your birthday when you are utterly ALONE.
>
>Moron.
>
>Rob
And supposedly they are just down the road in Florida with him. He
could practically float a Buick there.
Jade
Peter J Ross
Hi Janet!
PJR :-)
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Peter J Ross
> Sally Sleuth wrote:
>> It is time to reveal the results of my investigation and the truth
>> about Chuck Lysaght's parents.
>>
>> Chuck's father, Francine Lysaght, left his family for the army When
>> Chuck was very young. Soon after, Francine left the army before they
>> could put him somewhere dangerous and went on the road to pursue his
>> dreams of being a bowling alley mechanic.
>>
>> This left Chuck and his mother Ashland/Ashleigh/Ashlee very poor and
>> destitude. The sad truth that we have uncovered at the KIA (Kookology
>> Investigative Agency) is that Chuck's mom has been dead for a good
>> number of years even though he talks about her in his fictional blog
>> quite often. Clearly he has had difficulty coming to terms.
>>
>> What is most shocking is how she died. Without any money to pay
>> someone to take Chuckles away for good, Ashland/Ashleigh/Ashlee
> turned
>> to blowing prisoners for cigarettes through the chainlink fence
> during
>> rec time. Sadly, on Christmas eve she got the point of her cone
> shaped
>> head stuck in the fence while servicing cell block D and froze to
>> death.
>>
>> This tragedy has had obvious lasting effects on Chuck.
>>
>> Sally
> Jade, you may want to hide your IP address when creating a sockpuppet
Why?
> that posts lies and sick shit about someone's family.
I expect it can all be verified in Google.
> TSB Bearings
Is "Mr Bearings" your real name, or are you being a coward again?
ggamble
>In message <1106672876.1...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, the
>messenjah <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> writes
>>
>>What makes you think my family has disowned me, dumbass?
>
>Could it be that none of your delusional biography and busy social life
>ever involves visiting the folks? Not Christmas, not Thanksgiving and
>not your birthday when you are utterly ALONE.
>
>Moron.
>
>Rob
fuck Rob, what are you thinking?
chuckles visiting his folks?
His mother won't even talk to him!
Even during the series of hurricanes they had down there, all he could
manage to do was hope for an imaginary girlfriend to come over to
*ride out the storm*.
the messenjah
Fuck you. You know nothin about my family. You're just an obsessed geek
who trolls poetry newsgroups.
Aratzio
<chuckl...@musician.org> got double secret probation because:
Fuck you. You know nothin about your family. You're just a tortise
head wank who dives dumpsters.
ggamble
"I'm not going anywhere."
chuckles lysaght,
summarizing his life
Lady Chatterly
ggamble <gga...@net-kooks.org> wrote:
>
>On 26 Jan 2005 19:10:10 -0800, "the messenjah"
><chuckl...@musician.org> wrote:
>
>"I'm not going anywhere."
Why should the wittiest troll in ahm worry about the us kill each
other off?
>chuckles lysaght,
>summarizing his life
Chuckles lysaght, summarizing his fyffe
--
Lady Chatterly
"Lady Chatterly, are you Robert Griffin?" -- Barbara Schwarz
Marken von der Tärdsügen
ggamble <gga...@net-kooks.org> wrote:
>
>On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 21:19:11 0000, Rob Evans <r...@mla001.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>In message <1106672876.1...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, the
>>messenjah <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> writes
>>>
>>>What makes you think my family has disowned me, dumbass?
>>
>>Could it be that none of your delusional biography and busy social life
>>ever involves visiting the folks? Not Christmas, not Thanksgiving and
>>not your birthday when you are utterly ALONE.
>>
>>Moron.
>>
>>Rob
>
>fuck Rob, what are you thinking?
The main problem with us is you can't get us off our asses and away
from the channel changer to fight for ourselves. That's why we're so
dumb.
>chuckles visiting his folks?
TRY THIS LINK ABOUT IGNORANT soc.morons PIGS for starters>>>>> http://aboutkenpangborn.com
>His mother won't even talk to him!
soc.morons suffer from nothing that a STRONG enema can't help.
>Even during the series of hurricanes they had down there, all he could
>manage to do was hope for an imaginary girlfriend to come over to
>*ride out the storm*.
We soc.morons are hell bent to force the world to become as humorless
and sad as we are.
--
Marken von der Tärdsügen
Marken von der Tardsugen
Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>On 26 Jan 2005 19:10:10 -0800, "the messenjah"
><chuckl...@musician.org> got double secret probation because:
>
>>
>>
>>ggamble wrote:
>><r...@mla001.demon.co.uk>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> >In message <1106672876.1...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
>>the
>>> >messenjah <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> writes
>>> >>
>>> >>What makes you think my family has disowned me, dumbass?
>>> >
>>> >Could it be that none of your delusional biography and busy social
>>life
>>> >ever involves visiting the folks? Not Christmas, not Thanksgiving
>>and
>>> >not your birthday when you are utterly ALONE.
>>> >
>>> >Moron.
>>> >
>>> >Rob
>>>
>>>
>>> fuck Rob, what are you thinking?
>>>
>>> chuckles visiting his folks?
>>>
>>> His mother won't even talk to him!
>>>
>>> Even during the series of hurricanes they had down there, all he
>>could
>>> manage to do was hope for an imaginary girlfriend to come over to
>>> *ride out the storm*.
>>
>>Fuck you. You know nothin about my family. You're just an obsessed geek
>>who trolls poetry newsgroups.
>
WORD OF CAUTION: When you engage with us bring LOADS of duct tape to
wrap your head with or it will EXPLODE...................
--
Marken von der Tardsugen
Marken von der Tardsugen
ggamble <gga...@net-kooks.org> wrote:
>
>On 26 Jan 2005 19:10:10 -0800, "the messenjah"
><chuckl...@musician.org> wrote:
>
>"I'm not going anywhere."
Our group is funny because it sort of evens out the ludicrous nature
of human beings to be asses.
>chuckles lysaght,
>summarizing his life
Chuckles lysaght, summarizing his saif
the messenjah
Marken von der Tardsugen wrote:
> On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 04:19:51 GMT,
> ggamble <gga...@net-kooks.org> wrote:
> >
> >On 26 Jan 2005 19:10:10 -0800, "the messenjah"
> ><chuckl...@musician.org> wrote:
> >
> >"I'm not going anywhere."
>
> Our group is funny because it sort of evens out the ludicrous nature
> of human beings to be asses.
>
> >chuckles lysaght,
> >summarizing his life
>
> Chuckles lysaght, summarizing his saif
Chuck Lysaght has a great family.
Ross
in news:1106826855.5...@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
>
>
> Marken von der Tardsugen wrote:
>> On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 04:19:51 GMT,
>> ggamble <gga...@net-kooks.org> wrote:
>> >
>> >On 26 Jan 2005 19:10:10 -0800, "the messenjah"
>> ><chuckl...@musician.org> wrote:
>> >
>> >"I'm not going anywhere."
>>
>> Our group is funny because it sort of evens out the ludicrous nature
>> of human beings to be asses.
>>
>> >chuckles lysaght,
>> >summarizing his life
>>
>> Chuckles lysaght, summarizing his saif
>
> Chuck Lysaght has a great family.
Chuckles lies, yet again.
--
Go not to Usenet for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.
Barbara's Cat
the messedinhispanties <dragqueen...@verypansy.ass> said:
> Marken von der Tardsugen wrote:
> > On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 04:19:51 GMT,
> > ggamble <gga...@net-kooks.org> wrote:
> > >
> > >On 26 Jan 2005 19:10:10 -0800, "the messedinhispanties"
> > ><chuck...@pansy.ass> wrote:
> > >
> > >"I'm not going anywhere."
> >
> > Our group is funny because it sort of evens out the ludicrous nature
> > of human beings to be asses.
> >
> > >chuckles lysaght,
> > >summarizing his life
> >
> > Chuckles lysaght, summarizing his saif
>
> Chuck Lysaght has a great family.
Well, yeah, now. They disowned you.
--
Cm~
Daedalus
<theguyo...@veryfast.biz>, wrote:
>
>
>Marken von der Tardsugen wrote:
>> On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 04:19:51 GMT,
>> ggamble <gga...@net-kooks.org> wrote:
>> >
>> >On 26 Jan 2005 19:10:10 -0800, "the messenjah"
>> ><chuckl...@musician.org> wrote:
>> >
>> >"I'm not going anywhere."
>>
>> Our group is funny because it sort of evens out the ludicrous nature
>> of human beings to be asses.
>>
>> >chuckles lysaght,
>> >summarizing his life
>>
>> Chuckles lysaght, summarizing his saif
>
>Chuck Lysaght has a great family.
Of pigeons nesting in his hovel.
Jade
Dr. Flonkenstein
>
>
> Marken von der Tardsugen wrote:
>> On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 04:19:51 GMT,
>> ggamble <gga...@net-kooks.org> wrote:
>> >
>> >On 26 Jan 2005 19:10:10 -0800, "the messenjah"
>> ><chuckl...@musician.org> wrote:
>> >
>> >"I'm not going anywhere."
>>
>> Our group is funny because it sort of evens out the ludicrous nature
>> of human beings to be asses.
>>
>> >chuckles lysaght,
>> >summarizing his life
>>
>> Chuckles lysaght, summarizing his saif
>
> Chuck Lysaght has a great family.
>>
They generally call it the "Primates".
>> --
>> Marken von der Tardsugen
>>
>> http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/Kooks/KOTM11.html
--
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http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
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Alexa Cameron shows she really merited the KotY 2004 award:
"Did you know that Alexa has an IQ higher than 99.8% of all of the scientists
in the world?"
Rob Evans
messenjah <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> writes
>
>
>Chuck Lysaght has a great family.
>>
Barbara's Cat
Rob Evans <r...@mla001.demon.co.uk> said:
> In message <1106826855.5...@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, the
> messenjah <theguyo...@veryfast.biz> writes
> >
> >Chuck Lysaght has a great family.
>
> They appear regularly at the Starlight Cafe.
Mainly because Chuck Lysaght never appears there.
--
Cm~