Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2012

[Mamilton_Burger]

On Apr 10, 5:20 pm, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
<f...@databasix.com> wrote:
> The time has come once again to announce the winners of the monthly
> alt.usenet.kooks Kook Awards.  To provide the background music for the
> ceremony we have, once again, Colonel Jake and The Velvet Knights!
> Jake, if you'll get those bagpipes wailing and the knives a'grinding,
> I'll announce the winners of the March 2012 Usenet Kook Awards!
>
> http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/VKeverything/
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...GREG 'GREEGOR ROCK HARD STUPID' HANSON!
>
> 13 votes...Greegor
> 05 votes...Mark Morgan Coprophilic Fan Club
>
> Congratulations, RHS!  Bob Alberti and his socks (Gary, Fred,
> Albatross, Snarky, Checkmate, et al) are laughing their asses off at
> your inept attempts to out them.
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is...RAS MIKAERE 'Eunuch' ENOCH!
>
> 13 votes...yes
> 01 vote.....no
>
> Congratulations, RastaEunuch!  You ran away after being nominated for
> this award, but hey, that's what cowards do.
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>
> The winners are...THE CASEY ANTHONY FACEBOOK DEFENDERS!
>
> 09 votes...Casey Anthony Facebook Defenders
> 07 votes...Tom Potter
> 02 votes...neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Casey Slurpers!  Jason, if you like, you can forward
> those checks Casey's lawyer returned to you to Cabal HQ.  We will put
> that money to good use restocking the COO beer fridge.
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>
> The winner is...ALIEN THE ANONYMOUS COWARD!
>
> 18 votes...yes
> 01 vote.....no
>
> Congratulations, hey!  Yer a tedious bore, kook.  I see a Woodhouse in
> yer future, hey, Alien trained by bit rot, hey.
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is...GREG 'GREEGOR ROCK HARD STUPID' HANSON!
>
> 15 votes...yes
> 01 vote.....no
>
> Congratulations again, Rock Hard Stupid!  Allisat himself is in awe of
> your ability to bite every hook dangled in front of you, baited or
> not.
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
>
> The winner is...DAVE 'YADS' YADALLEE!
>
> 17 votes...yes
> 00 votes...no
>
> Congratulations, Yads!  All those years toiling unnoticed and
> unappreciated in rec.arts.drwho have begun to pay off for you in 2012.
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>
> The winner is...IGNIS 'IGNEOUS ROCKIUS' FATUUS!
>
> 15 votes...yes
> 02 votes...no
>
> Congratulations, Igneous! Please prepare your flouncy acceptance
> speech.  Looking forward to it.
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
> The winner is...GREG 'GREEGOR ROCK HARD STUPID' HANSON!
>
> 17 votes...yes
> 01 votes...no
>
> Congratulations, RHS!  Here's a hint:  Kent won a long time ago.  hth
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>
> The winner is...GREGGIE AKA 1SRLTS
>
> 12 votes...yes
> 02 votes...no
>
> Congratulations, Greggie!  Even Emmett hurls when you pass by.
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>
> The winner is...MARK 'POLISH KNIGHT' SOBOLEWSKI!
>
> 08 votes...Mark Sobolewski
> 07 votes...Ignis Fatuus
> 03 votes...neither of the above
>
> Congratulations, Mark!  You've still got what it takes, after all
> these years.
>
> 72 RAISINS CRACKPOT RELIGION AWARD
>
> The winner is...BOB LARSON POSTING AS KENSMITHISCOOL
>
> 14 votes...yes
> 00 votes...no
>
> Congratulations BoB!  It's unanimous!  Now how about giving us all a
> full scholarship to your International School of Exorcism?
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>
> The winner is...A TIE!
>
> 07 votes...Alien, trained by Gary Burnore
> 07 votes...Greg 'Neal Warren' Hall, trained by Steve Crook
> 02 votes...Greegor, trained by Kent Wills
> 02 votes...none of the above
>
> Congratulations Gary and Steve!
>
> EMMETT GULLEY OBSESSO AWARD
>
> The Cabal (tinc), in its infinite wisdom, has decided to award this
> rarely awarded award to Greg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson.  Even
> Emmett has not demonstrated the level of obsession Greegor
> demonstrates on a daily basis.
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>
> The winner is...Greg 'Neal Warren' Hall!  Again!
>
> 13 votes...Greg Hall
> 06 votes...Ignis Fatuus
>
> JESUS!  (the lawn maintenance guy).  Unless Nellie kicks teh
> shitbucket, he's going to hold this office forever. The voting was not
> even close.
>
> Until next month, stay Gay!
>
> --
> Ferd the Turd

THIS SUCKS S.H.I.T., Ferddie !!

Plus it sounds soooo Ghay !!!!
--
Your Pal,
Ham. Burger

[Mamilton_Burger]

On Apr 10, 7:58 pm, Janithor <Janit...@comcast.net> wrote:
> x-no-archive: yes

>
> On 4/10/2012 3:20 PM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>
> > JESUS!  (the lawn maintenance guy).

> > --
> > Ferd Hall
>
> You forgot the Hammer of Thor Award, won by %.
> --
> janithor

Ya'll need to get Lionel Lauer back.....Ferd just ain't gots what it
takes !!
--
Ham. Burger