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Mangina
Alt.arts.poetry.comments
>From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
Founded on July 6, 1997 by poet Michael Giardina,
alt.arts.poetry.comments is one of the more popular Usenet newsgroups
simply created as an alternative to rec.arts.poems, which had become a
battleground of trolls, kooks and flame wars between the poets on that
newsgroup.
Damn kooky-trolling-flame-poets!
*cough* pjr *cough*
Peter J Ross
alt.usenet.kooks:
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
Teehee. This makes interesting reading:
> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Alt.arts.poetry.comments&action=history>
"remove FAQ entries. Possible copyvio"
"removing copyrighted material"
In fact, once the stolen material was removed, there wasn't much left
of Dreckery's article, was there?
<...>
> *cough* pjr *cough*
*ding*
PJR :-)
--
Nemo hibericam exspectat inquisitionem.
alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>
AJ
"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndp754...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
Put your dick out, fag-boi.
Are you a coward?
Feeling frustrated?
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Archie Leach
>
>"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndp754...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>
>Put your dick out, fag-boi.
>
>Are you a coward?
>
>Feeling frustrated?
Thems fightin words. I'm sure PJR is going to be feeling rather
intmidated by your unparalleled wit, Tommy Boy.
copyright ARCHIE LEACH
"On Wordscreens of the World"
In rec.sport.basketball.college, Harry <harry@...> wrote:
>
>At one time Duke was the cinderella team in America and everybody loved
>them. It was like the Beatles with all the groupies that threw their
>underwear at Laettner and Hurley.
AJ
"Archie Leach" <ak@dmk.s> wrote in message news:kmo7p1d7m8btcj5au...@4ax.com...
> "AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndp754...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>>
>>Put your dick out, fag-boi.
>>
>>Are you a coward?
>>
>>Feeling frustrated?
>
> Thems fightin words.
I don't fight, I've already won.
Rik Roots
> On 4 Dec 2005 16:45:22 -0800, Mangina <test...@hotmail.com> wrote in
> alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
>>
> Teehee. This makes interesting reading:
>
<snip>
> "remove FAQ entries. Possible copyvio"
>
> "removing copyrighted material"
>
Things had to be fixed. I'll say no more.
Rik, knee deep.
--
The RikFiles: $10 +p&p
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and http://www.amazon.co.uk for under £6 +p&p
Will Dockery
Rik Roots wrote:
> Peter J Ross wrote:
> > Mangina wrote:
> >
> >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
> >>
> > Teehee. This makes interesting reading:
> >
> <snip>
>
> > "remove FAQ entries. Possible copyvio"
> >
> > "removing copyrighted material"
> >
> Things had to be fixed. I'll say no more.
Check out Dale Houstman's entry:
----
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dale_Houstman
Dale M. Houstman
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Dale Michael Houstman is a surrealist poet, songwriter, and visual
artist who has lived in Minneapolis, Minnesota since 1972. however, he
believs that where he lives is of little consequence to what he is or
hopes to be, especially as he has lived in many different places, none
of which have a "nostalgic" hold on his imagination. As an "army brat"
he had moved frequently in his youth, and lived in the Mojave Desert,
Germany, and Maryland. He has also traveled frequently, most
dramatically via hitchhiking, through the U.S. and Europe.
He was born in King's Lynn, a medium-sized town in Norfolk, England on
the River Great Ouse. It is part of the King's Lynn and West Norfolk
district. He has since revisted his birthplace, and observed that it
was (as expected) quaintly pretty, although polluted by an ugly
shopping mall. This is not an uncommon process in the world.
He is the author of over twenty books of poems (including Alice Is
Talking Again, "If Not Fully-Lit Lift Latch," "The Appetites,"
"Nagger," and "Short Grace Pass"). In addition, he has produced
countless images in various media, is working on two surrealist novels
("The Tulsa Mini-Lion" and "The Case of the Auto-Congealing Oxygen),
writes and records songs with his comrades in the Blue Feathers
Surrealist group, and is one of the co-editors of the surrealist
publication Blue Feathers. He continues to view Surrealism as the one
technology available to lead the human race away from its own
diminishment into a laboring hive mind, trapped in mestatizing
capitalism.
Houstman was once a frequent contributor of poetry and commentary in
Usenet poetry newsgroups, although of late - due to the growth of
pointless contention in such groups, he has curtailed such
participation, instead limiting his web "presence" (such as it is) to
the creation of a web-site entitled [Ghost Posters and Borborygmae]
which includes satire, images, poetry, and various other projects.
Among his various interests are "avant-garde" poetry, science fiction,
film, music (of almost any kind), science, and anything which tends to
challenge/critique/destroy the "as-is" of the accepted "common sense"
of the world. He believes modern employment is a prison meant to keep
the consumer in close proximity to the merchants, and that religious
"thought" is the single largest chain upon human imagination and
potential.
In real terms, he considers all his poetry and art to be secondary to
breaking the bonds which tie the human race to their worst impulses,
and finds value in his work only insofar as it lends support to
revolutionary actions and processes. To say that he finds
disappointment at the path of the world is a very real understatement.
Yet he has always found creative action to be the one consistent method
of revitalization.
As an example of his thoughts on Surrealism, the following is
offered...
TO THOSE WHO WOULD HAVE SEPARATE BUT EQUAL SURREALIST CAMPS There is NO
division between "Surrealist Art" and "Surrealist Thought",
between "Surrealist Action" and "Surrealist Dreams", except as
it exists in the minds of those who wish to benefit from this division
at the expense of the Surrealist Movement. As long as those who only
see surrealism as a conduit of "artistic expression" lay claim to
its nomenclature, they will find themselves liable to intervention by
those who KNOW surrealism in her full "blossom": as a weapon
against all complacencies, including that of people who settle for
being mere artists in a world that demands transformation. IF
surrealism is to be present in and (much more importantly) enactive of
a world ready for that transformation, then it is important -- and will
always be important -- that it be clearly presented. It is true, the
ugly notion that surrealism can be embraced as a set of techniques is
widespread. If we cannot hope to erase all such misrepresentations, at
least we are not ready to allow the misconceptions we encounter to
stand AS FACT. Dale Michael Houstman/Barrett John Erickson, August 2002
----
Gone but not forgotten, DMH remains the finest of the usenet poets.
--
Will Dockery music/poetry:
http://www.myspace.com/dockeryconleytrio
AJ
"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1133819825.6...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>
> Rik Roots wrote:
>> Peter J Ross wrote:
>> > Mangina wrote:
>> >
>> >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
>> >>
>> > Teehee. This makes interesting reading:
>> >
>> <snip>
>>
>> > "remove FAQ entries. Possible copyvio"
>> >
>> > "removing copyrighted material"
>> >
>> Things had to be fixed. I'll say no more.
>
> Check out Dale Houstman's entry:
>
> ----
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dale_Houstman
>
<>
It sounds like he wrote it.
> ----
>
> Gone but not forgotten, DMH remains the finest of the usenet poets.
The few, the proud...
That is your opinion, and not a very fruity thing to say.
But of course when it is your turn you get to say it. :)
--
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*** MORE THAN 150 meg FREE Usenet PORNetry ***
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Dennis M. Hammes
> "Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndp754...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>
> Put your dick out, fag-boi.
>
> Are you a coward?
>
> Feeling frustrated?
>
>
There was an old Bishop of Dick
Who would hang it all out for a lick,
But his altarbois' luck
Was the Bishop would suck
And still pay them a nickel a trick.
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
If a pome falls in the middle of a library and
the Bishop can't read it, does it still say, "Iamb"?
http://scrawlmark.org
Dennis M. Hammes
> "AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote:
>
>
>>"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndp754...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>>
>>Put your dick out, fag-boi.
>>
>>Are you a coward?
>>
>>Feeling frustrated?
>
>
> Thems fightin words. I'm sure PJR is going to be feeling rather
> intmidated by your unparalleled wit, Tommy Boy.
>
There was an old Bishop, so slight
He would slip through a bad underbite,
But to end his adventures,
The chuckles got dentures
And finally did something right.
Dennis M. Hammes
> "Archie Leach" <ak@dmk.s> wrote in message news:kmo7p1d7m8btcj5au...@4ax.com...
>
>>"AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndp754...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>>>
>>>Put your dick out, fag-boi.
>>>
>>>Are you a coward?
>>>
>>>Feeling frustrated?
>>
>>Thems fightin words.
>
>
> I don't fight, I've already won.
>
>
Barbara's Cat
> I've already won.
< extremely loud laughter heard all across USENET >
--
Cm~
Peter J Ross
in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
> "Archie Leach" <ak@dmk.s> wrote in message news:kmo7p1d7m8btcj5au...@4ax.com...
>> "AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndp754...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>>>
>>> Put your dick out, fag-boi.
>>>
>>> Are you a coward?
>>>
>>> Feeling frustrated?
>>
>> Thems fightin words.
>
> I don't fight, I've already won.
Can you name any 19th century American generals who kicked @$$,
Tosser?
Just wondering.
Peter J Ross
in rec.arts.poems:
> "Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1133819825.6...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> Rik Roots wrote:
>>> Peter J Ross wrote:
>>>> Mangina wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
>>>>>
>>>> Teehee. This makes interesting reading:
>>>>
>>> <snip>
>>>
>>>> "remove FAQ entries. Possible copyvio"
>>>>
>>>> "removing copyrighted material"
>>>>
>>> Things had to be fixed. I'll say no more.
>>
>> Check out Dale Houstman's entry:
>>
>> ---- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dale_Houstman
>>
> <>
>
> It sounds like he wrote it.
Your slurp-partner Dreckery wrote it, Tosser. Presumably somebody will
eventually notice that it's far enough below the Wikepedia quality
threshold to be deleted.
Your cretinous little friend even tried to write an article about
himself:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Undelete/Will_Dockery
Poor Dreckery. Spanked again.
AJ
"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpaip...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
Are you kidding?
I need to know why you not posting your fag porn links
with my stolen picture any more.
What is with kookbusters, moron?
Busted I must assume?
What's a matter, idiot? You were so prolific?
Now all you can do is falsely assert that
you are kicking me.
O, see below for some vastly more creative
efforts.
AJ
"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpajm...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
I think you are vastly more spanked at this point, fuckhead.
"But when will you repost
your (mikey) gay porn with my stolen picture?
I am really obsessed with this issue.
Deal with the issue so we can move on, moron.
Don't be a coward.
--
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*** A Free Wanking Service Agency ***
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All free, and ad-free.
Peter J Ross
in alt.usenet.kooks:
> "Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message
> news:slrndpaip...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
[restored to compensate for Tosser's inability to use a newsreader:]
>> Can you name any 19th century American generals who kicked @$$,
>> Tosser?
>>
>> Just wondering.
> Are you kidding?
Not at all, Tosser. As j r sherman would say, "It's a serious
question. All my questions are."
> I need to know why you not posting your fag porn links
> with my stolen picture any more.
Why do you need to know that, Tosser? Do you also need to know if I've
stopped beating my wife?
> What is with kookbusters, moron? Busted I must assume?
GIYF!
> What's a matter, idiot? You were so prolific?
The fact that you reply to all my posts doesn't impose an obligation
on me to reply to all *your* posts, Tosser. The obsession is much more
obvious if I don't.
> Now all you can do is falsely assert that you are kicking me.
Message-ID?
> O, see below for some vastly more creative efforts.
I saw nothing below but links to your ineptly designed and badly coded
kooksite of stolen pr0n, Tosser. Perhaps you forgot to type the
creative stuff.
Peter J Ross
in rec.arts.poems:
> I am really obsessed
I'd never have guessed if you hadn't told me.
AJ
"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpas6...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
Post the links or I'll continue.
Fuck, I'll continue even more nutty if you post.
I assume you are really not allowed to host them.
Your hosting domain send you a letter, fag-boi?
AJ
"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpar4...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
Are you kidding? Please, no conversation
unless you host/post the links, fag. Heh.
I might talk to you if you post them.
I need to know why you're not posting
your fag porn links
with my stolen picture any more.
And...
What is with kookbusters, moron?
Busted I must assume?
What's a matter, idiot? You were so prolific?
Now all you can do is falsely assert that
you are kicking me.
O, see below for some vastly more creative
efforts.
--
Renay
yeah, you're not kick him!
he reallys mean it. you're not kick him.
uh-huh.
Renay
Peter J Ross
in alt.usenet.kooks:
> Post the links or I'll continue.
<rubs hands with glee>
Michael Cook
"AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote in message
news:43956c99$0$15112$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com...
>
> "Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message
news:slrndpas6...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>
> Post the links or I'll continue.
>
> Fuck, I'll continue even more nutty if you post.
>
> I assume you are really not allowed to host them.
> Your hosting domain send you a letter, fag-boi?
>
>
AJ
"Michael Cook" <co...@nobody1254.org> wrote in message news:A6qdne1Yl-p...@speakeasy.net...
>
> i know the answer to that one
Get busted?
AJ
"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpavj...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
Post the links or I'll continue.
You look really sad to me, fag-boi.
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Peter J Ross
wrote in rec.arts.poems:
But if you told him, what would he have left to live for?
AJ
"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpb3j...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
He's busted.
That fuckwit would never stop his gay ranting
without external force applied.
AJ
"AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote in message news:439588e7$0$20285$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com...
>
> "Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpb3j...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>
> He's busted.
>
> That fuckwit would never stop his gay ranting
> without external force applied.
Or let him get it up.
The two of you just crashed and burned.
Now FOAD.
Michael Cook
> On Tue, 6 Dec 2005 07:52:16 -0500, Michael Cook <co...@nobody1254.org>
> wrote in rec.arts.poems:
>
> > "AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote in message
> > news:43956c99$0$15112$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com...
> >>
> >> "Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message
> > news:slrndpas6...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
> >>
> >> Post the links or I'll continue.
> >>
> >> Fuck, I'll continue even more nutty if you post.
> >>
> >> I assume you are really not allowed to host them.
> >> Your hosting domain send you a letter, fag-boi?
> >
> > i know the answer to that one
>
> But if you told him, what would he have left to live for?
>
he will still have his porn.
AJ
"Michael Cook" <co...@nobody1254.org> wrote in message news:8qWdnXIwcYr...@speakeasy.net...
> so true, well
> he will still have his porn.
Of course, and you were busted by .ORG weren't you?
Michael Cook
"AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote in message
>
> "AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote in message
news:439588e7$0$20285$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com...
> >
> > "Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message
news:slrndpb3j...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
> >
> > He's busted.
> >
> > That fuckwit would never stop his gay ranting
> > without external force applied.
>
> Or let him get it up.
>
> The two of you just crashed and burned.
> Now FOAD.
Your memory is as long as your pud, I explained it all
to you just last week, you on the hard stuff again?
Medicare stop paying for the methadone, try "crying
audibly almost every day", show them your online collection
of stolen pictures, tell them how you once were known as
Commodore Bishop, and how you are the master of your fate.
If all fails perhaps we here can take up a collection, I'm
sure Dickery can supply.
mdc
Michael Cook
"AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote in message
>
> "Michael Cook" <co...@nobody1254.org> wrote in message
news:8qWdnXIwcYr...@speakeasy.net...
>
> > so true, well
> > he will still have his porn.
>
> Of course, and you were busted by .ORG weren't you?
>
AJ
"Michael Cook" <co...@nobody1254.org> wrote in message news:vYGdnT2oqc8...@speakeasy.net...
> Your memory is as long as your pud, I explained it all
> to you just last week, you on the hard stuff again?
No, you explained nothing in what I read.
You babbled around about DNS.
No one has DNS problems for very long.
I have to assume you are just pissing around
the fact that they busted you.
> Medicare stop paying for the methadone, try "crying
> audibly almost every day", show them your online collection
> of stolen pictures, tell them how you once were known as
> Commodore Bishop, and how you are the master of your fate.
(To respond to a ghetto-moron is almost too much.)
Post your gay porn with my stolen picture
or admit you were busted.
If you believe that my website's display of your picture
in the "NetPoets" is a problem, glad to remove it!
> If all fails perhaps we here can take up a collection, I'm
> sure Dickery can supply.
> mdc
Things aren't failing for me (WRT this place). And it really wasn't
me that busted you.
I have all the pictures, and could easily stick peewee
and your face on them and others in various artsy slideshows.
I mean, you are smart enough to see that, aren't you?
But if you were busted, so would I. No sense since gay porn
isn't my thing.
It is eerie that now, when I'm ready to slice and dice my
gay bitches, they seem to have been busted, and won't
join in, just whine on Usenet poetry groups.
OK, deal:
If you admit you were busted, and knock off the personal
insults on chuck, dockery or whoever it is that you think
deserves your (even more idiotic) tripe: I'll try to ignore you
and after a while, I'll killfile you. All for good, and you learned.
--
AJ - Praise Pussy (pics)
*** A Free Wanking Service Agency ***
(in > 80 "hands free" slideshows)
All free, and ad-free.
Some artsy Usenet porn
slideshows:
http://Clitin.Com/X3
http://Clitin.Com/Chmi
http://Clitin.Com/Casey
http://Clitin.Com/AshleyLauren
Some personal movies:
http://Clitin.Com/GB.wmv
http://Clitin.Com/ZappyMorn.wmv
AJ
"Michael Cook" <co...@nobody1254.org> wrote in message news:FK-dnWzY1szhBQje...@speakeasy.net...
> yeah that's it, i was busted by .org
You aren't convincing.
I tried to research, but got lazy before I found out if
and what is the .org agreement.
Don't even know if there is one.
Educate us.
AJ
"AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote in message news:4395c061$0$20281$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com...
>
> "Michael Cook" <co...@nobody1254.org> wrote in message news:FK-dnWzY1szhBQje...@speakeasy.net...
>
>> yeah that's it, i was busted by .org
>
> You aren't convincing.
>
> I tried to research, but got lazy before I found out if
> and what is the .org agreement.
>
> Don't even know if there is one.
(although I do know there is one for .NU, that is
very restictive, but .ORG ???
Daedalus
wrote:
Fuck off, Tosser.
Jade
Barbara's Cat
Daedalus <ja...@my-deja.com> said:
What? No! I insist Tosser stays! He's getting
more hilariously wigged-out by the minute and
it's hard to find good cheap comedy like that
these days.
--
Cm~
Daedalus
Ok. Fuck yourself, Tosser, for the enjoyment of usenet.
Jade
Barbara's Cat
Daedalus <ja...@my-deja.com> said:
Much better. Thank you for your cooperation.
BTW, isn't that what Tosser has been doing all along?
--
Cm~
Peter J Ross
in alt.usenet.kooks:
> "AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote in message
> news:4395c061$0$20281$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>
>> "Michael Cook" <co...@nobody1254.org> wrote in message
>> news:FK-dnWzY1szhBQje...@speakeasy.net...
>>
>>> yeah that's it, i was busted by .org
>>
>> You aren't convincing.
>>
>> I tried to research, but got lazy before I found out if and what is
>> the .org agreement.
>>
>> Don't even know if there is one.
>
> (although I do know there is one for .NU, that is very restictive,
> but .ORG ???
Admission that you lost your .nu kooksites for abuse noted, Tosser.
Why did you lie about it for so long?
Peter J Ross
in alt.usenet.kooks:
> "Michael Cook" <co...@nobody1254.org> wrote in message
> news:vYGdnT2oqc8...@speakeasy.net...
>
>> Your memory is as long as your pud, I explained it all to you just
>> last week, you on the hard stuff again?
>
> No, you explained nothing in what I read. You babbled around about
> DNS. No one has DNS problems for very long.
And people wonder why Tosser is a candidate for CNotM, Village Idiot
and Foam Duck.
> I have to assume you are just pissing around the fact that they
> busted you.
Who are "they", Tosser? The all-powerful .ORG cabal?
<...>
> Things aren't failing for me (WRT this place).
Meanwhile, even HKT is publicly advising people to plonk you. Where
did it all go wrong, Tosser?
<...>
> I have all the pictures, and could easily stick peewee and your face
> on them and others in various artsy slideshows.
"I *could* be creative. I just choose not to be."
<...>
> OK, deal: If you admit you were busted, and knock off the personal
> insults on chuck, dockery or whoever it is that you think deserves
I see that chuckles is still Number One on your Lits O' Lurve, Tosser.
<...>
AJ
"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpbpf...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
Unless you produce your gay porn, fag-boi,
there isn't any communication.
O, but you're busted... How sweeet, fag-boi.
Po' baby....
--
AJ - Praise Pussy (pics)
*** A Free Wanking Service Agency ***
(in > 80 "hands free" slideshows)
All free, and ad-free.
Some artsy Usenet porn
slideshows:
http://Clitin.Com/X3
http://Clitin.Com/Chmi
http://Clitin.Com/Casey
http://Clitin.Com/AshleyLauren
Some personal movies:
http://Clitin.Com/GB.wmv
AJ
"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpbpj...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
What's a matter, fag-boi...
I can't hear you, please whine louder.
(even posting something creative would work for me)
AJ
"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpbpf...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
Did I respond to this already.
Here: <>
And see below...
--
AJ - Praise Pussy (pics)
*** A Free Wanking Service Agency ***
(in > 80 "hands free" slideshows)
All free, and ad-free.
Some artsy Usenet porn
slideshows:
http://Clitin.Com/X3
http://Clitin.Com/Chmi
http://Clitin.Com/Casey
http://Clitin.Com/AshleyLauren
Some personal movies:
http://Clitin.Com/GB.wmv
Daedalus
wrote:
>On Tue, 6 Dec 2005 09:21:59 -0800, AJ <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote
>in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> "Michael Cook" <co...@nobody1254.org> wrote in message
>> news:vYGdnT2oqc8...@speakeasy.net...
>>
>>> Your memory is as long as your pud, I explained it all to you just
>>> last week, you on the hard stuff again?
>>
>> No, you explained nothing in what I read. You babbled around about
>> DNS. No one has DNS problems for very long.
>
>And people wonder why Tosser is a candidate for CNotM, Village Idiot
>and Foam Duck.
>
>> I have to assume you are just pissing around the fact that they
>> busted you.
>
>Who are "they", Tosser? The all-powerful .ORG cabal?
SUENET GANGS!!!!!
>
><...>
>
>> Things aren't failing for me (WRT this place).
>
>Meanwhile, even HKT is publicly advising people to plonk you. Where
>did it all go wrong, Tosser?
Moussolini is calling Mengele and saying "Fuck off, Bowtie." That's
hilarious.
I know I did not use the word, but I came close, so I will now Godwin
myself.
I LOSE!
>
><...>
>
>> I have all the pictures, and could easily stick peewee and your face
>> on them and others in various artsy slideshows.
>
>"I *could* be creative. I just choose not to be."
>
><...>
>
>> OK, deal: If you admit you were busted, and knock off the personal
>> insults on chuck, dockery or whoever it is that you think deserves
>
>I see that chuckles is still Number One on your Lits O' Lurve, Tosser.
>
After a passionate night like that, I doubt imaginary drunk Josey/
Narnia/Ashlips can compare to Tommy for Chuckles either.
Jade
><...>
>
>
>PJR :-)
Dennis M. Hammes
> On Mon, 5 Dec 2005 01:15:06 -0800, AJ <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote
> in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>
>>"Archie Leach" <ak@dmk.s> wrote in message news:kmo7p1d7m8btcj5au...@4ax.com...
>>
>>>"AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndp754...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>>>>
>>>>Put your dick out, fag-boi.
>>>>
>>>>Are you a coward?
>>>>
>>>>Feeling frustrated?
>>>
>>>Thems fightin words.
>>
>>I don't fight, I've already won.
>
>
> Can you name any 19th century American generals who kicked @$$,
> Tosser?
>
> Just wondering.
>
> PJR :-)
Pickett, of course.
The Tosser's hero.
(Eh? He kicked his own, after the fact and often, and died early,
many say of bitterness.)
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
If a pome falls in the middle of a library and
the Bishop can't read it, does it still say, "Iamb"?
http://scrawlmark.org
Peter J Ross
<scraw...@arvig.net> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> Peter J Ross wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 5 Dec 2005 01:15:06 -0800, AJ <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh>
>> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>
>>> "Archie Leach" <ak@dmk.s> wrote in message
>>> news:kmo7p1d7m8btcj5au...@4ax.com...
>>>
>>>> "AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message
>>>>> news:slrndp754...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>>>>>
>>>>> Put your dick out, fag-boi.
>>>>>
>>>>> Are you a coward?
>>>>>
>>>>> Feeling frustrated?
>>>>
>>>> Thems fightin words.
>>>
>>> I don't fight, I've already won.
>>
>> Can you name any 19th century American generals who kicked @$$,
>> Tosser?
>>
>> Just wondering.
>
> Pickett, of course. The Tosser's hero.
Pickett is commemorated in AUK by the George Pickett Memorial Trophy,
"for that which does the greatest impression of Pickett's Charge in any
given month". Tosser is a candidate in the current ballot for the
November awards.
But we also have the George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award,
"given to those brave, inspiring crusaders who will keep up a lost
lunatic cause despite all odds, even after the enemy has won, set up
their own superpower in their midst and are chugging Guinness in a
Kook-free world scenario". That might be Tosser's next step.
> (Eh? He kicked his own, after the fact and often, and died early,
> many say of bitterness.)
Unfortunately, Tosser's emulation isn't complete. "Died old and alone,
many say of Chucknozzle-Dreckery Disease" might work.
A. Jinn
"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpcc6...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
You are depriving your kook friends
of the show that I'll give when you unleash
your furious gay porn harassment images.
They will drive me crazy and you will be a hero.
Nah, you were busted.
Heh... But not me, see:
--
AJ - Praise Pussy (pics)
*** A Free Wanking Service Agency ***
(in > 80 "hands free" slideshows)
All free, and ad-free.
Some artsy Usenet porn
slideshows:
http://Clitin.Com/X3
http://Clitin.Com/Chmi
http://Clitin.Com/Casey
http://Clitin.Com/AshleyLauren
Some personal movies:
http://Clitin.Com/GB.wmv
http://Clitin.Com/ZappyMorn.wmv
Art Deco
>On Tue, 6 Dec 2005 09:31:08 -0800, AJ <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote
>in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> "AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote in message
>> news:4395c061$0$20281$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>
>>> "Michael Cook" <co...@nobody1254.org> wrote in message
>>> news:FK-dnWzY1szhBQje...@speakeasy.net...
>>>
>>>> yeah that's it, i was busted by .org
>>>
>>> You aren't convincing.
>>>
>>> I tried to research, but got lazy before I found out if and what is
>>> the .org agreement.
>>>
>>> Don't even know if there is one.
>>
>> (although I do know there is one for .NU, that is very restictive,
>> but .ORG ???
>
>Admission that you lost your .nu kooksites for abuse noted, Tosser.
>Why did you lie about it for so long?
Tommie is still dancing! What stamina!
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
"I am a sean being from another planet."
-- Darla aka Dr. Why aka Dr. Yubiwan aka Silouen aka ...
Pinku-Sensei
Peter J Ross wrote:
> On Mon, 5 Dec 2005 01:15:06 -0800, AJ <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote
> in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
> >
> > "Archie Leach" <ak@dmk.s> wrote in message news:kmo7p1d7m8btcj5au...@4ax.com...
> >> "AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote:
> >>
> >>>
> >>> "Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndp754...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
> >>>
> >>> Put your dick out, fag-boi.
> >>>
> >>> Are you a coward?
> >>>
> >>> Feeling frustrated?
> >>
> >> Thems fightin words.
> >
> > I don't fight, I've already won.
<piggybacking>Nope, election results won't be announced until the 8th.
You'll have to wait until then to make your acceptance speeches,
Pretentious Tom.</piggybacking>
> Can you name any 19th century American generals who kicked @$$,
> Tosser?
*snicker* I was thinking the same thing when I read his claim that
he'd already won. I'll wait until after the current vote is over to
see if he makes any more "k'lames o' victolly" before I act on it.
> Just wondering.
The question went right over his addled pate.
Vs Ebfvr Cnyz'f obvsevraq vf fb fher bs uvzfrys, jul qbrfa'g ur whfg
Tbbtyr sbe gur yvaxf, frr vs gurl'er o0exrq, naq cbnfg gur HEYf gb
pynvz FCANX? V zrna, bgure guna uvf orvat n fg00cvq jnaxre?
--
Pinku-Sensei AKA Stinku Bruce
Official Overseer of Kooks in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
Monthly Hammer of Thor, October 2005
Barbara's Cat
Art Deco <art_...@127.0.0.1> said:
> Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote:
>
> >On Tue, 6 Dec 2005 09:31:08 -0800, AJ <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote
> >in alt.usenet.kooks:
> >
> >> "AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote in message
> >> news:4395c061$0$20281$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com...
> >>>
> >>> "Michael Cook" <co...@nobody1254.org> wrote in message
> >>> news:FK-dnWzY1szhBQje...@speakeasy.net...
> >>>
> >>>> yeah that's it, i was busted by .org
> >>>
> >>> You aren't convincing.
> >>>
> >>> I tried to research, but got lazy before I found out if and what is
> >>> the .org agreement.
> >>>
> >>> Don't even know if there is one.
> >>
> >> (although I do know there is one for .NU, that is very restictive,
> >> but .ORG ???
> >
> >Admission that you lost your .nu kooksites for abuse noted, Tosser.
> >Why did you lie about it for so long?
>
> Tommie is still dancing! What stamina!
Amazing! considering he hasn't a leg to stand on...
literally or figuratively.
--
Cm~
Dennis M. Hammes
Gee, I can't see Tommy's winning either of these, because he will
only talk to you if you poast some links or other.
>
>>(Eh? He kicked his own, after the fact and often, and died early,
>>many say of bitterness.)
>
>
> Unfortunately, Tosser's emulation isn't complete. "Died old and alone,
> many say of Chucknozzle-Dreckery Disease" might work.
That's not bitterness?
There was an old chuckles who got
All the itching and burning and snot
From posting his link
Into one Bishop's chink --
'Twas the /rest/ of us got tommyrot.
Dennis M. Hammes
> "Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpcc6...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>
> You are depriving your kook friends
> of the show that I'll give when you unleash
> your furious gay porn harassment images.
>
> They will drive me crazy and you will be a hero.
>
> Nah, you were busted.
>
> Heh... But not me, see:
>
There was an old Bishop whose mass
Was all in the head, but alas,
When it thought it would pucker
For any old succour,
The chuckles got stuck on harass.
Dennis M. Hammes
> On Tue, 6 Dec 2005 02:20:28 -0800, AJ <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote
> in rec.arts.poems:
>
>
>>I am really obsessed
>
>
> I'd never have guessed if you hadn't told me.
>
> PJR :-)
There was an old Bishop of Brest
Who thought he was Natalie Drest
When he put on the rags
Of the great and the lags,
For he melted with every ob "/c'est/..."
Dennis M. Hammes
> "Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpas6...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>
> Post the links or I'll continue.
>
> Fuck, I'll continue even more nutty if you post.
>
> I assume you are really not allowed to host them.
> Your hosting domain send you a letter, fag-boi?
>
>
There was an old Bishop, a nutty,
Who danced in a manner quite rutty
And did allemandes
With our threads in his hands,
But in Peter's fine hands he was putty.
Dennis M. Hammes
> On Tue, 6 Dec 2005 03:27:54 -0800, AJ <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote
> in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>
>>Post the links or I'll continue.
>
>
> <rubs hands with glee>
>
> PJR :-)
Oh, God, anything but /glee/...
Dennis M. Hammes
> "Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpavj...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>
>
> You sad, me fag-boi.
>
Ook monkey try be Tarzan?
Dennis M. Hammes
> "Michael Cook" <co...@nobody1254.org> wrote in message news:A6qdne1Yl-p...@speakeasy.net...
>
>
>>i know the answer to that one
>
>
>
> Get busted?
>
>
There was an old Bishop who trusted
In Dockery diets, got busted
In more ways than one
By a passel of fun
When the chunk saw his man-tits, and lusted.
Dennis M. Hammes
> On Tue, 6 Dec 2005 07:52:16 -0500, Michael Cook <co...@nobody1254.org>
> wrote in rec.arts.poems:
>
>
>>"AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote in message
>>news:43956c99$0$15112$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>
>>>"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message
>>
>>news:slrndpas6...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>>
>>>Post the links or I'll continue.
>>>
>>>Fuck, I'll continue even more nutty if you post.
>>>
>>>I assume you are really not allowed to host them.
>>>Your hosting domain send you a letter, fag-boi?
>>
>>i know the answer to that one
>
>
> But if you told him, what would he have left to live for?
>
>
> PJR :-)
The Shadowville-Jacksonville shuttle?
Dearest Thomas
Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> A. Jinn wrote:
>
> > "Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpcc6...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
> >
> > You are depriving your kook friends
> > of the show that I'll give when you unleash
> > your furious gay porn harassment images.
> >
> > They will drive me crazy and you will be a hero.
> >
> > Nah, you were busted.
> >
> > Heh... But not me, see:
> >
>
> There was an old Bishop
You are so discounted and you can't see
the price tag.
Har da vorms, mirroron.
Dearest Thomas
Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
Sucking up to Ross?
He'll n'er ha' ye.
Jump, mirroron.
Ooooo baby...
Dennis M. Hammes
> "Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpb3j...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>
> He's busted.
>
> That fuckwit would never stop his gay ranting
> without external force applied.
>
>
There was an old Bishop whose ranting
Would leave him floor-knuckled and panting
Or so we all thought
'Til the camera caught
The sheer force with which chuckles was planting.
Barbara's Cat
Dennis M. Hammes <scraw...@arvig.net> said:
> AJ wrote:
>
> > "Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpas6...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
> >
> > Post the links or I'll continue.
> >
> > Fuck, I'll continue even more nutty if you post.
> >
> > I assume you are really not allowed to host them.
> > Your hosting domain send you a letter, fag-boi?
>
>
> There was an old Bishop, a nutty,
> Who danced in a manner quite rutty
> And did allemandes
> With our threads in his hands,
> But in Peter's fine hands he was putty.
There was an old Bishop who'd scratch
his ass and swear "Pete, I'll attach
to every post you post
a kickin' worse than most!
But compared to Pete's wit: no match.
--
Cm~
Sorry, "Peter" wouldn't meter
so I used "Pete" to make it neat.
Dennis M. Hammes
> "AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote in message news:439588e7$0$20285$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com...
>
>>"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpb3j...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>>
>>He's busted.
>>
>>That fuckwit would never stop his gay ranting
>>without external force applied.
>
>
> Or let him get it up.
>
> The two of you just crashed and burned.
> Now FOAD.
>
Generator, Anyone?
There was an old Bishop of Krupp
Whose Mommy could not get it up,
For Mommy was dead,
So he built him, instead,
An Erector Set Chuckles von Schtupp.
Dennis M. Hammes
> "AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote in message
> news:4395893e$0$20222$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com...
>
>>"AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote in message
>
> news:439588e7$0$20285$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com...
>
>>>"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message
>
> news:slrndpb3j...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>
>>>He's busted.
>>>
>>>That fuckwit would never stop his gay ranting
>>>without external force applied.
>>
>>Or let him get it up.
>>
>>The two of you just crashed and burned.
>>Now FOAD.
>>spamsnip<
>
>
> Your memory is as long as your pud, I explained it all
> to you just last week, you on the hard stuff again?
> Medicare stop paying for the methadone, try "crying
> audibly almost every day", show them your online collection
> of stolen pictures, tell them how you once were known as
> Commodore Bishop, and how you are the master of your fate.
> If all fails perhaps we here can take up a collection, I'm
> sure Dickery can supply.
> mdc
>
>
There was an old Bishop of Bore
Who had once been a Head Commodore
Who had run his commode
In both sonnet and ode
And an inch or two over the floor.
Dennis M. Hammes
> "Michael Cook" <co...@nobody1254.org> wrote in message news:vYGdnT2oqc8...@speakeasy.net...
>
>
>>Your memory is as long as your pud, I explained it all
>>to you just last week, you on the hard stuff again?
>
>
> No, you explained nothing in what I read.
> You babbled around about DNS.
> No one has DNS problems for very long.
>
> I have to assume you are just pissing around
> the fact that they busted you.
>
>
>
>>Medicare stop paying for the methadone, try "crying
>>audibly almost every day", show them your online collection
>>of stolen pictures, tell them how you once were known as
>>Commodore Bishop, and how you are the master of your fate.
>
>
> (To respond to a ghetto-moron is almost too much.)
>
> Post your gay porn with my stolen picture
> or admit you were busted.
>
> If you believe that my website's display of your picture
> in the "NetPoets" is a problem, glad to remove it!
>
>
>
>>If all fails perhaps we here can take up a collection, I'm
>>sure Dickery can supply.
>> mdc
>
>
> Things aren't failing for me (WRT this place). And it really wasn't
> me that busted you.
>
> I have all the pictures, and could easily stick peewee
> and your face on them and others in various artsy slideshows.
> I mean, you are smart enough to see that, aren't you?
>
> But if you were busted, so would I. No sense since gay porn
> isn't my thing.
>
> It is eerie that now, when I'm ready to slice and dice my
> gay bitches, they seem to have been busted, and won't
> join in, just whine on Usenet poetry groups.
>
> OK, deal:
> If you admit you were busted, and knock off the personal
> insults on chuck, dockery or whoever it is that you think
> deserves your (even more idiotic) tripe: I'll try to ignore you
> and after a while, I'll killfile you. All for good, and you learned.
>
There was an old Bishop of Kant
Who would rant and would rant and would rant
Who would rant and would rant and would rant
Who would rant and would rant and would rant
Who would rant and would rant and would rant
Who would rant and would rant and would rant
Who would rant and would rant and would rant
Who would rant and would rant and would rant
Who would rant and would rant and would rant
Who would rant and would rant and would rant
Who would rant and would rant and would rant
Who would rant and would rant and would rant
Who would rant and would rant and would rant
Who would rant and would rant and would rant
Who would rant and would rant and would rant
<slap>
Sri.
Generator stuck.
Renay
Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> There was an old Bishop of Kant
> Who would rant and would rant and would rant
See links below, and do better, err....
worm farmer.
You are the whiner.
I mostly killfile you.
Don't tell me you respond to me?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
heh..
What a moron.
Dennis M. Hammes
> In article <loibp15m0ppbn6f0f...@4ax.com>,
> Daedalus <ja...@my-deja.com> said:
>
>
>>On Tue, 6 Dec 2005 09:21:59 -0800, "AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh>,
>>Fuck off, Tosser.
>>
>>Jade
>
>
> What? No! I insist Tosser stays! He's getting
> more hilariously wigged-out by the minute and
> it's hard to find good cheap comedy like that
> these days.
>
There was an old Bishop, a comic,
Whose tantrums were downright Islamic,
And though less than mobile,
When he would churn noble
The meltdown approached the atomic.
Will Dockery
Peter J Ross wrote:
> AJ wrote:
> >> Rik Roots wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
> >>>>>
> >>>> Teehee. This makes interesting reading:
> >>>>
> >>> <snip>
> >>>
> >>>> "remove FAQ entries. Possible copyvio"
> >>>>
> >>>> "removing copyrighted material"
> >>>>
> >>> Things had to be fixed. I'll say no more.
> >>
> >> Check out Dale Houstman's entry:
> >>
> >> ---- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dale_Houstman
> >
> > It sounds like he wrote it.
>
> Your slurp-partner Dreckery wrote it, Tosser. Presumably somebody will
> eventually notice that it's far enough below the Wikepedia quality
> threshold to be deleted.
Anyone can delete, edit, or otherwise rewrite /anything/ on Wikipedia,
Boss.
Dale Houstman didn't delete the entry on himself, he rewrote and added
more promotional material.
> Your cretinous little friend even tried to write an article about
> himself:
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Undelete/Will_Dockery
Yeah, I deleted that one... someone else needs to write it for me.
Also wrote one on "Dennis M. Hammes". Eventually all the major poets of
Usenet /should/ have entries. The next step will be to compile a list
with links to the individual bios.
--
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http://www.myspace.com/dockeryconleytrio
Dennis M. Hammes
> Ok. Fuck yourself, Tosser, for the enjoyment of usenet.
>
> Jade
>
>
Too bad the old Bishop's enjoyment
Depended upon his employment,
Not as a PRO-grammer
Nor 'Net superspammer,
But one fat old cracker's entoyment.
Renay
Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
Can I just fart and you sniff?
Don't wanna get too close.
Dennis M. Hammes
> In article <nqobp1hiptescniv9...@4ax.com>,
> Much better. Thank you for your cooperation.
>
> BTW, isn't that what Tosser has been doing all along?
>
Enjoying himself on UseNet?
"MMMMMMmmmmmm... /bondage/!"
(No, the U.S. Constitution forbids only /involuntary/ servitude.)
Will Dockery
> "Will Dockery" wrote
>
> >> >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
> >
> > Check out Dale Houstman's entry:
> >
> > ----
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dale_Houstman
>
> It sounds like he wrote it.
Houstman heavily edited it, and in fact deleted one of the best parts,
the details of his short lived comix career as creator of the worst
superhero in DC history, Hasty Pudding:
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dale_M_Houstman&diff=27604131&oldid=27601009
"Houstman also had a very brief [[comics]] career, as creator of
''Hasty Pudding'', a superhero that made his first and only appearance
in [[DC Comics|DC Comics']] Adventure #489: "Hasty Pudding could either
go very fast or stand stock still. At least that was my
+ idea. It doesn't make much sense as far as physics goes... It is
sort of a minor thrill that in the hardback collection of DC
+ Superheroes (a simple listing of all "their" creations the
character is mentioned. Still, I am waiting for the [[graphic novel]]!"
Hasty Pudding lives on in song, story and the Beatles newsgroup.
> > Gone but not forgotten, DMH remains the finest of the usenet poets.
>
> The few, the proud...
> That is your opinion, and not a very fruity thing to say.
> But of course when it is your turn you get to say it. :)
Yeah...
Barbara's Cat
+--------------------------------+
> | Can I just fart and you sniff? |
> | Don't wanna get too close. | |
+-------+------------------------+
|
_,_
/ \
( @ @ )
---oOO---Ooo---
"Peg"
--
Cm~
Dennis M. Hammes
>
> there isn't any communication.
> there isn't any communication.
> there isn't any communication.
> there isn't any communication.
> there isn't any communication.
> there isn't any communication.
>
> O, fag-boi.
> O, fag-boi.
> O, fag-boi.
> O, fag-boi.
> O, fag-boi.
> O, fag-boi.
>
Looks like a communication to me.
Subclass "litany."
(Well, whaddaya expect from a Bishop...)
Barbara's Cat
+----------------------------------+
> | You are the whiner. |
> | I mostly killfile you. |
> | Don't tell me you respond to me? |
> | HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
> | What a moron. |
+-------+--------------------------+
Dennis M. Hammes
> "Michael Cook" <co...@nobody1254.org> wrote in message news:FK-dnWzY1szhBQje...@speakeasy.net...
>
>
>>yeah that's it, i was busted by .org
>
>
> You aren't convincing.
>
PKB Award Alert!
Dennis M. Hammes
> "Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpbpj...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>
> What's a matter, fag-boi...
>
> I can't hear you, please whine louder.
>
> (even posting something creative would work for me)
>
>
Nothing works for you.
You touched it...
Dennis M. Hammes
> Peter J Ross <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote:
>
>
>>On Tue, 6 Dec 2005 09:31:08 -0800, AJ <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote
>>in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>
>>
>>>"AJ" <Swe...@BuyTheDozen.Heh> wrote in message
>>>news:4395c061$0$20281$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>
>>>>"Michael Cook" <co...@nobody1254.org> wrote in message
>>>>news:FK-dnWzY1szhBQje...@speakeasy.net...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>yeah that's it, i was busted by .org
>>>>
>>>>You aren't convincing.
>>>>
>>>>I tried to research, but got lazy before I found out if and what is
>>>>the .org agreement.
>>>>
>>>>Don't even know if there is one.
>>>
>>>(although I do know there is one for .NU, that is very restictive,
>>>but .ORG ???
>>
>>Admission that you lost your .nu kooksites for abuse noted, Tosser.
>>Why did you lie about it for so long?
>
>
> Tommie is still dancing! What stamina!
>
||:
There was an old Bishop, a nutty,
Who danced in a manner quite rutty
And did allemandes
With our threads in his hands,
But in Peter's fine hands he was putty.
:||
A. Jinn
"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1133983835.5...@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> AJ wrote:
>> "Will Dockery" wrote
>>
>> >> >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
>> >
>> > Check out Dale Houstman's entry:
>> >
>> > ----
>> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dale_Houstman
>>
>> It sounds like he wrote it.
>
> Houstman heavily edited it, and in fact deleted one of the best parts,
> the details of his short lived comix career as creator of the worst
> superhero in DC history, Hasty Pudding:
Someone should have axed me.
"Nasty Hachet-man" - the Luuve-torn serial killa
(free Usenet Porn in every -- have a tissue)
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dale_M_Houstman&diff=27604131&oldid=27601009
>
> "Houstman also had a very brief [[comics]] career, as creator of
> ''Hasty Pudding'', a superhero that made his first and only appearance
> in [[DC Comics|DC Comics']] Adventure #489: "Hasty Pudding could either
> go very fast or stand stock still. At least that was my
> + idea. It doesn't make much sense as far as physics goes... It is
> sort of a minor thrill that in the hardback collection of DC
> + Superheroes (a simple listing of all "their" creations the
> character is mentioned. Still, I am waiting for the [[graphic novel]]!"
I have to give dale credit.
...( please deposit 50 cents for the next 3 minutes)
>
>
> Hasty Pudding lives on in song, story and the Beatles newsgroup.
I loved the Fantastic 4, gotta hit the movie.
Was "Hitchhikers Guide ..." good?
Just saw "Million Dollar Baby"... Eastwood kicks...
>
>> > Gone but not forgotten, DMH remains the finest of the usenet poets.
>>
>> The few, the proud...
>> That is your opinion, and not a very fruity thing to say.
>> But of course when it is your turn you get to say it. :)
>
> Yeah...
Just don't let it happen again.
:)
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Renay
> Enjoying himself on UseNet?
Well, more than I enjoy idiots like you.
> "MMMMMMmmmmmm... /bondage/!"
Moronic shit like this is why....
>
> (No, the U.S. Constitution forbids only /involuntary/ servitude.)
But not worm-farmers wishing they were /really/ poets?
Too bad, worm-farmer. You never made it.
You are a total failure, and no one gives a shit
about your sonnets. Heh...
Tell us your total poetry income for life?
...and how you create Doc' Degrees...?
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>Little Mousy Psycho Moron Tom Bishop squeaked:
The Wreck of the Barque "Wm. Paterson" of Liverpool
YE landsmen all attend my verse, and I'll tell to ye a tale
Concerning the barque "Wm. Paterson" that was lost in a tempestuous
gale; She was on a voyage from Bangkok to the Clyde with a cargo of
Teakwood,
And the crew numbered Fifteen in all of seamen firm and good.
'Twas on the 11th of March, when a violent gale from the southward broke
out, And for nine days during tempestuous weather their ship was tossed
about
By the angry sea, and the barque she sprang a leak,
Still the crew wrought at the pumps till their hearts were like to
break. And the pumps were kept constantly going for fourteen long hours,
And the poor men were drenched to the skin with sea spray showers;
Still they wrougnt at the pumps till they became rather clogged
Until at last the barque became thoroughly water-logged.
Oh! hard was the fate of these brave men,
While the water did rush in from stern to stem,
Poor souls,'twas enough to have driven them frantic,
To be drifting about water-logged in the Atlantic.
At last she became unmanageable and her masts had to be cut away,
Which the brave crew performed quickly without delay;
Still gales of more or less violence prevailed every day,
Whilst the big waves kept dashing o'er them, likewise the spray.
And with the fearful hurricane the deckhouse and galley were carried
away, Yet the thought of a speedy deliverance kept up their courage day
by day, And the captain prepared for the breaking up of the ship without
dismay,
And to save his rations he reduced each man to two biscuits a day.
The brave heroes managed to save a pinnace about fifteen feet long,
And into it thirteen of the crew quickly and cautiously did throng,
With two bags of biscuits and a cask of water out of the tank.
And for these precious mercies, God they did thank;
Who is the giver of all good things,
And to those that put their trust in him often succour brings
And such has been the case with these brave men at sea,
That sent Captain McMullan to save them and bring them to Dundee.
When once into the pinnace they improvised a sail into a tent,
Which to the crew some little shelter lent;
Still every day they were drifting towards the coast of Greenland,
Yet they hoped in God that speedy deliverance might be near at hand.
And as every day passed by they felt woe begone,
Because no sail could they see on the horizon;
And they constructed a sea anchor to keep the boat's head to sea,
And not withstanding their hardships they stood out bravely.
And on the 19th of March a ship hove in sight,
Which proved to be the "Slieve Roe" to their delight;
Then they hoisted a signal of distress when they espied the "Slieve
Roe," But it was not seen on account of the wreck being in the water so
low.
But as soon as Captain McMullan knew it was a signal of distress,
Then heroically and quickly his men he did address,
He cried! come my men keep the ship close to the wind,
And let's try if we can these unfortunate souls find.
And as the "Slieve Roe" to them drew near,
Poor souls they gave a hearty cheer;
Then they were immediately taken on board,
And they thanked Captain McMullan for saving them, likewise the Lord.
Then a crew from the "Slieve Roe" were sent away,
For the two remaining members of the crew without delay;
The Captain and a Sailor, together with a cat and a pet dog,
Which had been the companions of the sailors, and seemed as frisky as a
frog. And when they had all got safe on board,
With one accord they thanked the Lord;
And Captain McMullan kindly did them treat,
By giving them dry clothing and plenty of meat.
And for his kind treatment unto them he deserves great praise,
For his many manly and kindly ways,
By saving so many lives during the time he has been at sea,
And in particular for fetching the crew of the "Wm. Paterson" safe to
Dundee.
>
> +----------------------------------+
>> | You are the whiner. |
>> | I mostly killfile you. |
>> | Don't tell me you respond to me? |
>> | HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
>> | What a moron. |
> +-------+--------------------------+
> |
> _,_
> / \
> ( @ @ )
> ---oOO---Ooo---
> "Peg"
>
--
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Peter J Ross
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
> "Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpcc6...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
>
> You are depriving your kook friends
> of the show that I'll give when you unleash
> your furious gay porn harassment images.
What images are those, Tosser? And what exactly is "furious gay porn"?
> They will drive me crazy and you will be a hero.
You misspelt "crazier".
> Nah, you were busted.
<checks that all Web, mail and Usenet accounts are in working order>
How so, Toser?
> Heh... But not me, see:
See what, Tosser?
PJR :-)
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Peter J Ross
wrote in rec.arts.poems:
> Peter J Ross wrote:
>> AJ wrote:
>>>> Rik Roots wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Teehee. This makes interesting reading:
>>>>>>
>>>>> <snip>
>>>>>
>>>>>> "remove FAQ entries. Possible copyvio"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "removing copyrighted material"
>>>>>>
>>>>> Things had to be fixed. I'll say no more.
>>>>
>>>> Check out Dale Houstman's entry:
>>>>
>>>> ---- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dale_Houstman
>>>
>>> It sounds like he wrote it.
>>
>> Your slurp-partner Dreckery wrote it, Tosser. Presumably somebody will
>> eventually notice that it's far enough below the Wikepedia quality
>> threshold to be deleted.
>
> Anyone can delete, edit, or otherwise rewrite /anything/ on Wikipedia,
> Boss.
Perhaps if you learned something about Wikipedia's policy on
deletions you'd be less of a failure there.
> Dale Houstman didn't delete the entry on himself, he rewrote and added
> more promotional material.
Really?
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dale_M_Houstman&action=history
Show me where anybody "added more promotional material", Dreckery.
The good thing about Wikipedia is that "it's in the archives."
>> Your cretinous little friend even tried to write an article about
>> himself:
>>
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Undelete/Will_Dockery
>
> Yeah, I deleted that one...
No you didn't. You blanked it after being told that you weren't
supposed to write articles about your pathetic little self.
> someone else needs to write it for me.
Some Usenet kooks, such as Sollog and Archimedes Plutonium, have their
own entries, but I don't think your kookery is distinguished enough to
deserve its own article.
> Also wrote one on "Dennis M. Hammes".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_M._Hammes
I'm in awe of your flowing paragraphs, Dreckery!
> Eventually all the major poets of Usenet /should/ have entries.
That certainly leaves you out!
> The next step will be to compile a list
A LIST! A LIST!
> with links to the individual bios.
Why not write an article on the influence of the Old Norse sagas on
the New Testament? It's your special subject, after all.
<spamlink deleted>
A. Jinn
"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpf3h...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
Just post and we can get on with
real sex for you.
That's a good fag-boi...
A. Jinn
"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpf1f...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
You're getting the hang of it.
You waste time posting idiotic drivel
and I ask you for your prized stooge links...
Then I post mine which make all
your shit look like shit.
Are we loving this, or what?
Peter J Ross
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> You waste time posting idiotic drivel
Irony meter reading:
| ''''|''''|''''|''''|''''|''/'|
A. Jinn
"Peter J Ross" <p...@kookbusters.org> wrote in message news:slrndpg54...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
C'mon, idiot...
Harass me some more with your gay porn.
You don't mind if I use your face pic
--- do you faggot?
Just gimme permission to use your picture
the way your faggot stooge used mine.
Barbara's Cat
+-----------------------------------------+
> | Harass me some more with your gay porn. |
+-------+---------------------------------+
|
_,_
(^/ \^)
( @ @ )
---oOO-.-Ooo---
"Peg"
--
Cm~
Dearest Thomas
Barbara's Cat wrote:
Can you whine in more than one note?
Barbara's Cat
+------------------------------------+
> | squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak |
> | squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak |
+-------+----------------------------+
Dearest Thomas
Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>
> Gee, I can't see Tommy's winning either of these, because he will
> only talk to you if you poast some links or other.
Yeah. You aren't aware of which ones.
And no, I didn't even read what you are responding to.
peewee has nothing to say (about me) that I give
a rat fuck about.
He is a jealous little prick that likes to fuck with people.
Now I say continue he is a coward or got busted.
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