OT: "The Razzies" Nominations

Jim Barker

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Feb 12, 2002, 6:56:08 AM2/12/02

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Reposted from rec.arts.sffandon, without comment since I don't think
I've seen any of them except CATS AND DOGS, which was fun....

For Worst Picture it's

DRIVEN (Franchise Pictures/Warner Bros.)

FREDDY GOT FINGERED (20th Century-Fox)

GLITTER (20th Century-Fox/Columbia Pictures)

PEARL HARBOR (Touchstone/Disney)

3000 MILES TO GRACELAND (Franchise/Warner Bros.)

WORST ACTOR:

Ben Affleck/PEARL HARBOR

Kevin Costner/3000 MILES TO GRACELAND

Tom Green/FREDDY GOT FINGERED

Keanu Reeves/HARDBALL and SWEET NOVEMBER

John Travolta/DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE and SWORDFISH

WORST ACTRESS:

Mariah Carey/GLITTER

Penelope Cruz/BLOW CAPTAIN CORELLI'S MANDOLIN and VANILLA SKY

Angelina Jolie/LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER and ORIGINAL SIN

Jennifer Lopez/ANGEL EYES and THE WEDDING PLANNER

Charlize Theron/SWEET NOVEMBER

WORST SCREEN COUPLE:

Ben Affleck & EITHER Kate Beckinsale or Josh Hartnett/PEARL HARBOR

Mariah Carey's Cleavage/GLITTER

Tom Green & Any Animal He Abuses/FREDDY GOT FINGERED

Burt Reynolds & Sylvester Stallone/DRIVEN

Kurt Russell & EITHER Kevin Costner or Courtney Cox/3000 MILES TO
GRACELAND

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR:

Max Beesley/GLITTER

Charlton Heston/CATS & DOGS, PLANET OF THE APES and TOWN & COUNTRY

Burt Reynolds/DRIVEN

Sylvester Stallone/DRIVEN

Rip Torn/FREDDY GOT FINGERED

WORST REMAKE or SEQUEL:

CROCODILE DUNDEE in L.A. (Paramount)

JURASSIC PARK III (Universal)

PEARL HARBOR (Touchstone/Disney)

PLANET OF THE APES (20th Century-Fox)

SWEET NOVEMBER (Warner Bros.)

WORST DIRECTOR:

Michael Bay/PEARL HARBOR

Peter Chelsom (w/Warren Beatty) TOWN & COUNTRY

Tom Green/FREDDY GOT FINGERED

Vondie Curtis Hall/GLITTER

Renny Harlin/DRIVEN

WORST SCREENPLAY:

DRIVEN Screenplay by Sylvester Stallone, Story by Jan Skrentny & Neal
Tabachnick

FREDDY GOT FINGERED Written by Tom Green & Derek Harvie

GLITTER Screenplay by Kate Lanier, Story by Cheryl L. West

PEARL HARBOR Written by Randall Wallace

3000 MILES TO GRACELAND Written by Richard Recco and Demian
Lichtenstein

Jim

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David Matthews

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Feb 12, 2002, 7:45:46 AM2/12/02

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"Jim Barker" <jbsc...@pop.cableinet.co.uk> wrote in message
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I must have better taste than I thought. I haven't seen one of them.

Dave

WareWolf

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Feb 12, 2002, 8:07:04 AM2/12/02

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"Jim Barker" <jbsc...@pop.cableinet.co.uk> wrote in message
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>

> WORST SCREEN COUPLE:
>
> Ben Affleck & EITHER Kate Beckinsale or Josh Hartnett/PEARL HARBOR
>
> Mariah Carey's Cleavage/GLITTER

Hey, now! Mariah (so I hear) is an utter disaster as an actress and her
overblown, over-elaborate singing makes my ears hurt, but there's no need to
be dissing her breasts. Next thing you know, they'll be insulting Jennifer
Lopez' behind.

Dusty

Ann Cornellier

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Feb 12, 2002, 8:43:53 AM2/12/02

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Speaking of which, where's Razz? gone fishin'?

Ann in Ottawa

Mike Burke

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Feb 12, 2002, 9:17:55 AM2/12/02

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On Tue, 12 Feb 2002 08:43:53 -0500, Ann Cornellier
<ann.cor...@sympatico.ca> wrote:

>Speaking of which, where's Razz? gone fishin'?

Don't know. Getting a bit worried about him. Ann Mac? Have you
heard anything?

Mique

Bill Burgess

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Feb 12, 2002, 9:22:28 AM2/12/02

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WareWolf wrote:

> Hey, now! Mariah (so I hear) is an utter disaster as an actress and her
> overblown, over-elaborate singing makes my ears hurt, but there's no need to
> be dissing her breasts. Next thing you know, they'll be insulting Jennifer
> Lopez' behind.

Behind what? Her back?

Catherine Thompson

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Feb 12, 2002, 9:51:00 AM2/12/02

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Can they nominate someone who doesn't act for worst actress, LOL! (I'm thinking specifically of Ms. "My glamorous life is hell" Carey.

BTW, I don't think much of her "singing," either.

Catherine