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rkusenet

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Sep 7, 2005, 2:42:14 PM9/7/05
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Since there is no newsgroup to discuss Indian TV ads, I am starting here.

The ones I remember

Rajdoot motorcyle - Dharmendra telling "rajdoot savaari - ek jaandar savari ek shaandaar
savari".

Indana Desi ghee - Dara Singh and Jalal Agha - At the airport with JA as the customs officer
and DS as the person who is returning from abroad. really crude ad.


V

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Sep 7, 2005, 5:04:30 PM9/7/05
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I won't know if this was ever aired on National TV, but it did play on
Lucknow Doordarshan for a while. The ad was for a soap. PSM. This is
how it goes, the lady singing this without any melody.


Kapde Dhone ka sabun PSM.
PSM
Haan Ji PSM.
P......S.......M.
###########################################

The other one... from Dabur Lal dant manjan.

Raju, tumhare daant to motiyon jaise chamak rahe hein,
Kyon na ho masterji, Main dabur ka laal dant manjan jo lagata hoon.
Par master Ji, aapke daant?

###########################################


I really liked the bajaj ad

Jab main chhota ladka tha.
Badi Shararat karta tha.
Meri chori pakdi jaati
jab roshan hota bajaj

Kya rangeen jawani thi,
ek Raja aur ek rani thi
Raja Rani Sharma jaate,
Jab roshan hota Bajaj.

Ab main bilkul boodha hoon
Goli Khaa ke jeeta hoon,
Lekin aaj bhi ghar ke andar
Roshni Deta bajaj.

Master Chief

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Sep 7, 2005, 6:09:07 PM9/7/05
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Few months ago, my college friends and I took a similar trip down the
memory lane. Here is the compilation. Some might repeat but I hope you
guys enjoy the same.

. baalo kaa ehsaas jage, chehra kitna saaf lage (Guess)


. Bhul na jaana ECE..


. Khao Gagan Raho Magan..


. Khaitan, Sirf naam hi kaafi hai..sangeet mein saat sur hain, vishwa
mein saat ajoobe hain.. khaitan mein bhi saat akshar hain .. or
something like that.


. Lifebuoy hain jahaan


. Sapna kaise hoga apna


. Washing powder Nirma


. Jo biwi se sachmuch karte pyaar woh prestige se kaise kare inquar


. everything is possible in Nikitasha kitchenette.


. Pehlaaa Pyaaaar, laye jeevan mein bahaaar Pehlaa Pyaaaar..... Some
'Jai Soundarya Sabun' IIRC


. Marlex Pressure Cooker. A low budget ad, that only had a still
picture and a radio Jingle in background.


. Of course there was Lijjat Papad. ..karram kurram.. kurram karram


. Wah Bhaiya, badan ke loye doodh baadam aur daton ke liye? <puase>
Koyla??
(Dabur ka Laal Dantmanjan)


. Bombay Dyeing... The Dream Lover.. Every Night I hope..


. Old Spice with that haunting "O Fortuna" tune (I got the original
full version of its CD)


.jab main chota bacha tha, badi shararat kartha tha, lekin..


. Sir, Sir Which shaving cream do you use?


. bade nazon se pale hamari banno tujhhe dulhan banaye meri pyari banno

.shopkeeper trying give a soap to deepika ji.
D: Yeh nahin Voh !
SK: Deepikaji aaap tho hamesha voh mehge waale....
D: lekin vohi safaai aur quality kam damo mein mile, voh kyon le, yeh
na le
SK: Maan gayee
D: kise
SK: Aap ki paar(not sure if thats the exact word) ki nazar aur Nirma
super dono ko


.and then there was that ad where the "Rasna Girl" started modelling
for a competitor .. The ad started with something like:
"Aapko pata hain meri favourite drink kya hain?"
<PAUSE>
"uh-huh.. (ok I remembered it in flow now).. SUDHA"

. Aamir khan -- Hero Puch. Tho Zamana dega Saath.


.One of the wierdest(at that time) was the Digjam ad which used to
come before Chitrahaar. Shekhar kapoor waala where he starts walking
alone on a country road in a suit and tie and then more and more
people follow him.


.Siyarams, S.Kumar.


.Shotgun sinha's Bagpiper whiskey..

.Thums Up Taste the thunder.

.Ghadi detergent: pehle istemaal kareyi phir vishwas kariya.

. Rin against "sadharan tikiya"

.Asian Paints Tractor Distemper: "Ye tere ghar ye mere ghar"


.that leads me to an 'item'
BDL Chuna binder: "chuna chuna! chuna chuna!" where people get
annoyed touchin the walls as chuna gets stuck to their shirts etc...


.Fevicol -- series
MyFav: the egg not breaking and then next shot pans to the hen eating
feed from a fevicol bottle.


.Kelvinator Penguin: "iske thandak bemisaal"..its the coooolest one


.Glucon-C ... yeh jaan me jaan dalde pitehi

.Volfram: Ketchup hota kaddu bhara, isme kaddu nahi jaran.
lal hare tamataron se hota hai tayar..


. Asian paints: Wah Suneel babu
. Asian paints: Maan main isi ghar mein shadi karoongi


. Maruti (yes they do have TV ads now): Papa ki karan petrol khatam hi
nahin hota hai.

. Sachmuch kaafi bada hai (OK sabun) (Dilip Vengsarkar in bathtub)


. Jo ok sabun se nahaye kamal sa khil jaye

. Suno suno ae babuji kahan chale. (Vimal washing powder)


. And how could you forget the Bombay dyeing ad but Lisa


. Onida (neighbour's envy owner's pride)


.Tobu cycley apni tobu cycley


. Gold spot the zing thing


.MDH masalas also had a nice jingle :M D H MDH...

.Four Square cricket gear. :you never know what u can become.
jis mein Mongia bowling or Kambli keeping karte hain. But that ad had
the deathknell for the careers of people who did it. like the
abovementioned guys.

.Ganga soap: ganga jal se bana hua..

.cinthol of Vinodh Khanna

.Vicks Action 500 :Hai Bhai Haan


.Atlas goldline super cycle


.Bajaj: yeh zameen,yeh aaasmaan.


.Hero Honda: Fill it, shut it, forget it.

Master Chief

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Sep 7, 2005, 6:15:05 PM9/7/05
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V wrote:

> I really liked the bajaj ad
>
> Jab main chhota ladka tha.
> Badi Shararat karta tha.
> Meri chori pakdi jaati
> jab roshan hota bajaj
>
> Kya rangeen jawani thi,
> ek Raja aur ek rani thi
> Raja Rani Sharma jaate,
> Jab roshan hota Bajaj.
>
> Ab main bilkul boodha hoon
> Goli Khaa ke jeeta hoon,
> Lekin aaj bhi ghar ke andar
> Roshni Deta bajaj.


later on, they used to skip stanza #2. I cannot help myself so I am
writing a couple of crude parodies formed by some primary school boys.
Please bear with me. Maybe they will help me reunite with my bicchade
hue dost (who will complete the parody as soon as I forget something..
and then we will sing it together)

--------------------------------------------
Jab main chhota baccha tha
Langoti mein hagata tha
meri langoti dhoi jaati
Jab Roshani deta Bajaj.

Ab main bilkul boodha hoon,
dhoti chhodke nachta hoon,
lekin aaj bhi ghar ke andar,
Roshani deta bajaj.
--------------------------------------------

Thoda Kichad try karo
Kichad hota mitti bhara
isme mitti nahi zara
Wah! Lagta cement ka bana hua.

VOLFRAM! Sade gale tamataron se hota hain tayyar..volfram
Ek baar jo oongali chaate thooke baar baar.. Volfram!

-------------------------------------------------

rkusenet

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Sep 7, 2005, 8:06:24 PM9/7/05
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"Master Chief" <suse...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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This topic is about crude ads. Many ads mentioned below are not crude.

> . Jo biwi se sachmuch karte pyaar woh prestige se kaise kare inquar

LOL. There is an incredible vulgar version of it which we use to do in
college.
Change prestige to some condom (like nirodh).
And the guy instead of asking "pehle yeh batayia aap apnee biwi se kitna
pyaar karte hain"
"aap apnee biwi ko kitni baar ..."

Rest u can imagine.

Another vulgar parody of ad was that Rasna ad. Husband returns from office
and wife asks "chai". the kid say "papa ko nahee chaheeye". Then she asks
"coffee" and then kid says the same. Finally she asks "rasna" and the kid
says "papa ko yahee chaheeye".

Change rasna to ch*t and repeat the ad. Sounds very funny.

aha, those college days.

V

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Sep 8, 2005, 12:10:09 AM9/8/05
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"Master Chief" <suse...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> V wrote:
>
>> I really liked the bajaj ad
>>
>> Jab main chhota ladka tha.
>> Badi Shararat karta tha.
>> Meri chori pakdi jaati
>> jab roshan hota bajaj
>>
>> Kya rangeen jawani thi,
>> ek Raja aur ek rani thi
>> Raja Rani Sharma jaate,
>> Jab roshan hota Bajaj.
>>
>> Ab main bilkul boodha hoon
>> Goli Khaa ke jeeta hoon,
>> Lekin aaj bhi ghar ke andar
>> Roshni Deta bajaj.
>
>
> later on, they used to skip stanza #2.

I know. I wonder if it was because the ad was too long, or it had to do with
Ad Censor board ( if there was something like this)


Baradwaj Rangan

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Sep 8, 2005, 4:40:34 AM9/8/05
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Master Chief wrote:

Thanks for that long list. Sure brought back memories of sitting in
front of the TV, watching DD on Sunday mornings non-stop.

>
> . Sachmuch kaafi bada hai (OK sabun) (Dilip Vengsarkar in bathtub)

I don't think this was Vengsarkar. He was in some Godrej soap ad
(Ganga?) -- that's where he'd be in the tub with his kid.

And how could you forget the "Only Vimal" series. Those were such
"cool" ads then :-)

V

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Sep 8, 2005, 11:24:13 AM9/8/05
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rkusenet wrote:
> "Master Chief" <suse...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1126130947.5...@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> This topic is about crude ads. Many ads mentioned below are not crude.
>
> > . Jo biwi se sachmuch karte pyaar woh prestige se kaise kare inquar
>
> LOL. There is an incredible vulgar version of it which we use to do in
> college.

Talking about vulgar ads... think about Pan Parag, and Jalal Agha
saying.. "Ek se mera kya hoga?" :)

V

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Sep 8, 2005, 11:30:49 AM9/8/05
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Master Chief wrote:

<snip>

>
> . Sapna kaise hoga apna
>


Which one is that?

<snip>

>
> .shopkeeper trying give a soap to deepika ji.
> D: Yeh nahin Voh !
> SK: Deepikaji aaap tho hamesha voh mehge waale....
> D:

Leti Thi.

>lekin vohi safaai aur quality kam damo mein mile, voh kyon le, yeh
> na le
> SK: Maan gayee
> D: kise
> SK: Aap ki paar(not sure if thats the exact word) ki nazar aur Nirma
> super dono ko

Parkhi.


And you forgot the Liril ad.

Master Chief

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Sep 8, 2005, 2:36:19 PM9/8/05
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V wrote:
> Master Chief wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> >
> > . Sapna kaise hoga apna
> >
>
>
> Which one is that?

I will have to get back to you on this. As I said earlier, quite a few
people helped compile this. I have to find out who had posted this one.


> And you forgot the Liril ad.

Thanks. Green color flashed before my eyes along with lime slices :)

And I remembered the Cadbury ads today. They used to be good too.(sorry
RK, not crude, but this thread has been hijacked :) )

.Remember the one, where the girl dances in slow-mo in the cricket
field after the match is over while eating a Cadbury.

.Then there was that mouth watering cadbury ad of "..the Swiss
discovered Chocolate", where they show some Swiss farm and cows etc.
Not an Indian ad, but was pretty popular then.

.I am not sure if the list had:
".aur yeah match ki aakhri gend, aur yeah laga SIXER. Natraj(tm) phir
champion.
[begin jingle]
Natraj Pencils, khoob likhayi.. (V can finish it, I do not remember
after this)"

.A crude ad for RK:

Not an ad, but a public service message or might have been a helmet ad.
It was spine-chilling to see two big hammers coming down on two
coconuts. One breaks a coconut to pieces and the other coconut has a
helmet over it and is safe. It ended with "Marzi hain aapki, aakhir sir
hain aapka".. It had such an effect on me that I rarely drove
motorcycle w/o helmet after that.


.Amul Butter had nice ads also.

.Amul Chocolates ..."for someone you love". I used to like all flavors
except for the bitter one that I tasted by mistke and spit it out. Life
has taken a 180 degree turn now and bitter chocolates are my favourite
now. I do not remember all flavor names but they had Orange flavor too
IIRC.


.Dadi maa dadi maa.. madari ke pet mein dard hain...

.Dadaji.. Badminton? (was that the last public appearance of Dr Lagoo?
)

.55(?) saal ke boodhe ya 55 saal ke jawan

. yeah hain badhata baccha, dekho kaisi kood lagaye .. yeah hain badhta
bachha, kapda chhota hota jaye.. (I am a complan boy <squeaky> I am a
complan girl.

. Boost is the secret of my energy
. Rapidex..English..Speaking..Course

I will end with a single word spoken in one of the most familiar
voices.

."GILLETE"

Master Chief

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Sep 8, 2005, 2:45:14 PM9/8/05
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Baradwaj Rangan wrote:
> Master Chief wrote:
>
> Thanks for that long list. Sure brought back memories of sitting in
> front of the TV, watching DD on Sunday mornings non-stop.

No problem. Glad you liked it. We enjoy your reviews.

Those were the days..AaBailMujjheMaar+ekDoTeenChar on Saturday then
MickeyAndDonald/Ramaya/Mahabharat/DucktalesTalespin/Idhar-Udhar/Indradhanush/
DadaDadiKiKahaniyaan/Spiderman/FeatureFilm etc on Sundays.

> >
> > . Sachmuch kaafi bada hai (OK sabun) (Dilip Vengsarkar in bathtub)
>
> I don't think this was Vengsarkar. He was in some Godrej soap ad
> (Ganga?) -- that's where he'd be in the tub with his kid.

I think you are right. Vengsarkar's line in that ad was " Mehnga hain?
" followed by "uh-huh" by his wife. I now remember that as someone had
commented after that ad that maybe DV knnew that he should start saving
now.

V

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Sep 8, 2005, 3:02:06 PM9/8/05
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Not Ganga. That was Govinda. Vengsarkar was "Vigil". I recalled it
after you mentioned "Mehnga Hai"

Iski keemat kuch bhi nahin
Jayada din tak chale yeh Vigil.
Parivar ka sabun vigil.

V

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Sep 8, 2005, 3:19:27 PM9/8/05
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Master Chief wrote:
> V wrote:
> > Master Chief wrote:
> >
> > <snip>
> >
> > >
> > > . Sapna kaise hoga apna
> > >
> >
> >
> > Which one is that?
>
> I will have to get back to you on this. As I said earlier, quite a few
> people helped compile this. I have to find out who had posted this one.
>
>
> > And you forgot the Liril ad.
>
> Thanks. Green color flashed before my eyes along with lime slices :)
>
> And I remembered the Cadbury ads today. They used to be good too.(sorry
> RK, not crude, but this thread has been hijacked :) )
>
> .Remember the one, where the girl dances in slow-mo in the cricket
> field after the match is over while eating a Cadbury.
>
> .Then there was that mouth watering cadbury ad of "..the Swiss
> discovered Chocolate", where they show some Swiss farm and cows etc.
> Not an Indian ad, but was pretty popular then.
>
> .I am not sure if the list had:
> ".aur yeah match ki aakhri gend, aur yeah laga SIXER. Natraj(tm) phir
> champion.
> [begin jingle]
> Natraj Pencils, khoob likhayi.. (V can finish it, I do not remember
> after this)"

Sure. "Bonded lead wali natraj pencil"


> .Amul Butter had nice ads also.

Their billboards were better. i think they have a website where they
have all the billboards that they ever put up.

Here it is.

http://www.amul.com/hits.html


>
> .Amul Chocolates ..."for someone you love". I used to like all flavors
> except for the bitter one that I tasted by mistke and spit it out. Life
> has taken a 180 degree turn now and bitter chocolates are my favourite
> now. I do not remember all flavor names but they had Orange flavor too
> IIRC.
>

Milk
Crisp
Orange
Bitter
Fruit and Nut.

>
> .Dadi maa dadi maa.. madari ke pet mein dard hain...
>
> .Dadaji.. Badminton? (was that the last public appearance of Dr Lagoo?
> )
>
> .55(?) saal ke boodhe ya 55 saal ke jawan
>

60.


> . yeah hain badhata baccha, dekho kaisi kood lagaye .. yeah hain badhta
> bachha, kapda chhota hota jaye.. (I am a complan boy <squeaky> I am a
> complan girl.
>
> . Boost is the secret of my energy
> . Rapidex..English..Speaking..Course
>
> I will end with a single word spoken in one of the most familiar
> voices.
>
> ."GILLETE"

Which one is that?

Actually, I was always more of a fan of radio ads. We would listen to
Vividh Bharti every morning 8:30 am onwards (during summers) to listen
to songs from new movies. And Sunday 12:30 pm onwards, where they had
those ads for the movies, where they'd tell you the starting of s movie
and ended with question like (Also true for Diamond comics program that
came at 2:30 pm)... Kya Shera Reshma ko bacha paaya, Kya Madan apne ma
baap ke khoon ka badla le paaya. Kaun hai yeh Black Panther? Yeh sab
janane ke liye dekhein "Muzrim ki maut, kiston main".

rkusenet

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"V" <vish...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Actually, I was always more of a fan of radio ads. We would listen to
> Vividh Bharti every morning 8:30 am onwards (during summers) to listen
> to songs from new movies. And Sunday 12:30 pm onwards, where they had
> those ads for the movies, where they'd tell you the starting of s movie
> and ended with question like (Also true for Diamond comics program that
> came at 2:30 pm)... Kya Shera Reshma ko bacha paaya, Kya Madan apne ma
> baap ke khoon ka badla le paaya. Kaun hai yeh Black Panther? Yeh sab
> janane ke liye dekhein "Muzrim ki maut, kiston main".

In Delhi radio one can listen to ads for novels also.
Like there was one ad for a novel called Kameena.

Young man telling to his dad: Yeh 5 lakh rupaye leke yahan se phuteyeh papa
(take 5 lakhs and get lost from here)
Old man: Rupayon se baap ke pyaar ka karza oottar raha hai kamene.

LOL. what a crude ad.

Another crude ad was of Dabur Chavanprash

Old man : Suntee ho munna phir daud mein first aaya hain, pota kiska hain
Old lady: Mein jo Dabar ka chavanprash khilatee hoon tum sabko.

Vulgar version:

Old man: Suntee ho munna phir ladkee c**d ke aaya hain, pota kiska hain
Old lady: Mein jo mast raam kee pondy padatai hoon tum sabko.


Master Chief

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Sep 8, 2005, 3:41:02 PM9/8/05
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V wrote:
> > .Amul Butter had nice ads also.
>
> Their billboards were better. i think they have a website where they
> have all the billboards that they ever put up.
>
> Here it is.
>
> http://www.amul.com/hits.html

Cool thanks.

> Milk
> Crisp
> Orange
> Bitter
> Fruit and Nut.

Fruit and Nut was my favourite then.

> > .55(?) saal ke boodhe ya 55 saal ke jawan
> >
>
> 60.
>

> > I will end with a single word spoken in one of the most familiar
> > voices.
> >
> > ."GILLETE"
>
> Which one is that?


This was one of the first ads of a teenager called Sachin Tendulkar. He
was there in a boost ad too where he says "Boost is the secret of my
energy" and then suddenly Kapil comes, keeps his hand on Sachin's
shoulder and says "OUR energy". I am sure RK would remember some crude
parody of that ad too :)

> Actually, I was always more of a fan of radio ads. We would listen to
> Vividh Bharti every morning 8:30 am onwards (during summers) to listen
> to songs from new movies. And Sunday 12:30 pm onwards, where they had
> those ads for the movies, where they'd tell you the starting of s movie
> and ended with question like (Also true for Diamond comics program that
> came at 2:30 pm)... Kya Shera Reshma ko bacha paaya, Kya Madan apne ma
> baap ke khoon ka badla le paaya. Kaun hai yeh Black Panther? Yeh sab
> janane ke liye dekhein "Muzrim ki maut, kiston main".

LOL. "Madan".. LOL.. f*^&, I literally had tears in my eyes because of
suppressed laughter here after imagining that "Kaun hain yeah Black
Panther?" That took me straight into the Wheelers book stall on the
Railway Stations where I used to stand on my toes to get a good look at
all the comics inside.

rkusenet

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"Master Chief" <suse...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> This was one of the first ads of a teenager called Sachin Tendulkar. He
> was there in a boost ad too where he says "Boost is the secret of my
> energy" and then suddenly Kapil comes, keeps his hand on Sachin's
> shoulder and says "OUR energy". I am sure RK would remember some crude
> parody of that ad too :)

No. But I do remember that it was one of the first jingles composed by A R Rahman,
alongwith Garden Vareli one (that was quite similar to Roja title song)

Master Chief

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Well.. it had to do with Sachin becoming a father of triplets or
something like that. Then the reporter asks him how he achieved this,
the rest of the ad remains the same :)

yshi...@hotmail.com

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Master Chief wrote:
> V wrote:
> > Master Chief wrote:
> >
> > <snip>
> >
> > >
> > > . Sapna kaise hoga apna
> > >
> >
> >
> > Which one is that?
>
> I will have to get back to you on this. As I said earlier, quite a few
> people helped compile this. I have to find out who had posted this one.
>
>
> > And you forgot the Liril ad.
>
> Thanks. Green color flashed before my eyes along with lime slices :)

I was thinking more of melons...;-)

They always had some corny song like..."I am too old to live and too
young to die but I just think you are right for Amul chocolate!"Ok I
dont think they used those exact words but you get the idea!

>
>
> .Dadi maa dadi maa.. madari ke pet mein dard hain...
>
> .Dadaji.. Badminton? (was that the last public appearance of Dr Lagoo?

> )
Haha!

> .55(?) saal ke boodhe ya 55 saal ke jawan

ROTFL!Two guys ,one young and one old are running to catch a bus but
the old guy not only beats the young but helps him up.A young hottie
watches all this,spurns the young mans advances and makes strong eye
contact with the buddhau!

yshi...@hotmail.com

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Sep 9, 2005, 4:24:34 AM9/9/05
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Master Chief wrote:
> V wrote:
> > > .Amul Butter had nice ads also.
> >
> > Their billboards were better. i think they have a website where they
> > have all the billboards that they ever put up.
> >
> > Here it is.
> >
> > http://www.amul.com/hits.html
>
> Cool thanks.
>
> > Milk
> > Crisp
> > Orange
> > Bitter
> > Fruit and Nut.
>
> Fruit and Nut was my favourite then.

I also liked Orange and Bitter.I personally didnt like Amul as much as
European chocolates but it can beat American chocolates anyday.I find
American chocolates too sweet.All Indian chocolates can,I even liked
the short lived Campco(anyone else remember that?)

yshi...@hotmail.com

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Sep 9, 2005, 4:26:17 AM9/9/05
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Here I was thinking by crude you meant something else..ie sexual
connotations.I mean Dharmendra and his motorcycle(all that vibration!)
and Dara Singh,Farida Jalal and a lubricant(ghee)......ugh!

yshi...@hotmail.com

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Master Chief wrote:
> Baradwaj Rangan wrote:
> > Master Chief wrote:
> >
> > Thanks for that long list. Sure brought back memories of sitting in
> > front of the TV, watching DD on Sunday mornings non-stop.
>
> No problem. Glad you liked it. We enjoy your reviews.
>
> Those were the days..AaBailMujjheMaar+ekDoTeenChar on Saturday then
> MickeyAndDonald/Ramaya/Mahabharat/DucktalesTalespin/Idhar-Udhar/Indradhanush/
> DadaDadiKiKahaniyaan/Spiderman/FeatureFilm etc on Sundays.

All awful awful shows!Dada Dadi Ki Kahaniyaan with Ashok Kumar and
horde of ugly children had stories straight from the Bengali Folk Tales
ACK,anyone else remember stories like Sukhu and Dukhu?

I remember Indradhanush had some cloning sub plot and there was some
dude who travelled from the Andromeda galaxy.I enjoyed it a lot then.

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Vishal Rai wrote:

> Campus -- (Did the song for this one go like har pal jeevan ka ek
> paheli hai)

Chunaoti - "har pal jeevan ka ek chunaoti hai"

> Neev - Was very good for most parts.
> This serial inspired by ET I think, where they had this boy come from
> some other place. Water Boy or something.

Stone Boy (Master Manjunath of Swamy fame) - the serial was shot in
Mauritius and is based on some legend there.

Master Chief

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Vishal Rai wrote:

> Indradhanush was pretty good when it started off, but became pretty
> boring later on.

I liked the time travelling parts. Of course it was before I watched
BackToTheFuture, so loved it.

> Neev - Was very good for most parts.

I remember it. The one about the boarding school right? The head boy
was "Kapoor" IIRC. I remember the soccer trials.

If we are going for a list of serials:

AirHostess
Subah (the one that did a great job of scaring a lot of kids away from
drugs.. subah ko kar salaam...)
Trishna
BabajiKaBioscope (sp? boring one.. i don't know how i remembered this)
VikramAurVetaal
Manoranjan (Manoranjan..manoranjan.. badalte scene filmon ke.. sabhi
pyaase hain ... ke, .... hain Jeevan, Manoranjan)
Yeh jo hain Zindagi
TenaliRaman
ShekharSuman's 15 min serial (Chhote Babu or something)
Fauji
Bodyline
Kachhi Dhoop (Bhagyashri and Ashutosh Gowarikar)
Malgudi Days
MoongeriLaal ke haseen sapne

Then there was one serial with MalvikaTiwari and SudeshBeri. I did not
like it a lot but used to watch every single episode as that meant a 30
minute break from board studies. I cannot remember the name. She is an
actress and he is the director and they finally get-together in
episode13.

One was a little weird one about an apartment complex, where everyone's
wife is pregnant at the same time and after giving birth there is a
fire in the hospital. The doctor tells them that they lost track and
they cannot match the parents to the babies (an era before DNA tests
and blood tests I guess) so he gives one baby to each couple. The whole
thing is based on how the parents think someone else is their child
depending on their traits. In the last episode (episode 13), the doctor
calls them all and tells them "chutiya banaya". They had the records
but he just wanted to have some fun (i do not remember the reason he
gave). So everyone is happy (.. and they do not doubt the spouse's
fidelity when they see the traits in others kids and they do not sue
the doctor and they live happily ever after and they give the Thursday
slot to a more believable series)

BTW, one of my friends still has that chunauti soundtrack.

Mannnnnn ek seeeeep hain, Aasha moti hain
Har Pal Jeevan ka en Chunauti hain.
<"Ramakant" and Suchitra Krishnamurthy around the campfire>



PS:
Latenight:
Karamchand
Tamas

V

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Master Chief wrote:
> Vishal Rai wrote:
>
> > Indradhanush was pretty good when it started off, but became pretty
> > boring later on.
>
> I liked the time travelling parts. Of course it was before I watched
> BackToTheFuture, so loved it.
>
> > Neev - Was very good for most parts.
>
> I remember it. The one about the boarding school right? The head boy
> was "Kapoor" IIRC. I remember the soccer trials.

yes that is the one.

>
> If we are going for a list of serials:
>
> AirHostess
> Subah (the one that did a great job of scaring a lot of kids away from
> drugs.. subah ko kar salaam...)
> Trishna
> BabajiKaBioscope (sp? boring one.. i don't know how i remembered this)
> VikramAurVetaal
> Manoranjan (Manoranjan..manoranjan.. badalte scene filmon ke.. sabhi
> pyaase hain ... ke, .... hain Jeevan, Manoranjan)
> Yeh jo hain Zindagi
> TenaliRaman
> ShekharSuman's 15 min serial (Chhote Babu or something)

Wah Janab?

> Fauji
> Bodyline
> Kachhi Dhoop (Bhagyashri and Ashutosh Gowarikar)
> Malgudi Days
> MoongeriLaal ke haseen sapne

Wagle ki Duniya.

What I wonder is, whether the serials in those late 90's were really
good? or is it that we were not mature enough to understand that they
were crappy? Or were they just a novelty because we did not have enough
TV.

I watch a couple of serials on Zee TV these days, and really no one is
ever happy. Every one is plotting against his saas/bahu/bhabhi/behan.
Every husband is having an extra marital affair. And the way dress up
and live, with all those big bunglows, and heavy jewellery and those
sindoors. It is as far away from the real life as it could, unlike the
serials in the 80's which were a lot closer to what the middle class
was all about. Rajni, Wagle ki Duniya, Mungeri lal.

V

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Master Chief wrote:
> Vishal Rai wrote:
>
> > Indradhanush was pretty good when it started off, but became pretty
> > boring later on.
>
> I liked the time travelling parts. Of course it was before I watched
> BackToTheFuture, so loved it.
>
> > Neev - Was very good for most parts.
>
> I remember it. The one about the boarding school right? The head boy
> was "Kapoor" IIRC. I remember the soccer trials.

yes that is the one.

>


> If we are going for a list of serials:
>
> AirHostess
> Subah (the one that did a great job of scaring a lot of kids away from
> drugs.. subah ko kar salaam...)
> Trishna
> BabajiKaBioscope (sp? boring one.. i don't know how i remembered this)
> VikramAurVetaal
> Manoranjan (Manoranjan..manoranjan.. badalte scene filmon ke.. sabhi
> pyaase hain ... ke, .... hain Jeevan, Manoranjan)
> Yeh jo hain Zindagi
> TenaliRaman
> ShekharSuman's 15 min serial (Chhote Babu or something)

Wah Janab?

> Fauji
> Bodyline
> Kachhi Dhoop (Bhagyashri and Ashutosh Gowarikar)
> Malgudi Days
> MoongeriLaal ke haseen sapne

Wagle ki Duniya.

What I wonder is, whether the serials in those late 90's were really

rkusenet

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"V" <vish...@gmail.com> wrote

> What I wonder is, whether the serials in those late 90's were really
> good? or is it that we were not mature enough to understand that they
> were crappy? Or were they just a novelty because we did not have enough
> TV.

Serials are there since Humlog days (1984). So the novelty should have ended
up years ago.

I use to watch Yeh Jo Hai Zindagi, little bit of Humlog and Nukkad. But basically
I am not a TV serial man. The exception is comedy which I think suits the 30 min
model well. But a running story for months (as in serials) is just not my cup of
tea. I lost interest in serials by late 1980s and then hardly saw them.

Even in US I avoid serials except CSI in which the story is not carried over.

Ramayana and Mahabharat were notable exceptions.

Today I don't even remember the serial names I saw. However for some reason
there is one serial I remember. It had Madan Jain in the main role. Basically
a story like Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman. Initially he struggles a lot and then he
gets a break and slowly turns into a ruthless businessman. He starts believing
in "the end justifies the means" .
His conscious turns back to good when he comes to know that
a person whom he wanted to bump off in business is a blind person.

Does anyone remember the name of the serial.

Sorry I Don't remember much. The story had a setting of Delhi.

I felt that Madan Jain was superb in that. A very good actor.

I think it was shown around 1991-92 timeframe.

rkusenet

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"V" <vish...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> What I wonder is, whether the serials in those late 90's were really
> good? or is it that we were not mature enough to understand that they
> were crappy? Or were they just a novelty because we did not have enough
> TV.


last year when I was in Mumbai to meet my siblings, I came to know that
in my brother's house they stop all work to watch serial Astitva of ZTV.
When I asked "is it that great", he told me that they don't see any other
serial in any channel. They decided that one serial should be followed
seriously and it was that serial. I was amused to say the least. They
were actually discussing the story SERIOUSLY while watching it. LOL.

BTW the hero and one/two actors of that serial live in HiraNandani complex
and my brother keeps bumping into them at the shopping place there.

I believe in India TV serials are big addictions. My dad now follows some
serials *seriously*. He was one person who hardly saw commerical movies
as far as I rememeber. It seems this addiction cuts across all languages.
I believe few years back Radhika's serial Chitti (chachi) was one big addiction.
Gafoor mentioned how he has to fight with his parents over tamil serials. Shridhar
also mentioned this serial as being addictive.


V

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rkusenet wrote:
> "V" <vish...@gmail.com> wrote
>
> > What I wonder is, whether the serials in those late 90's were really
> > good? or is it that we were not mature enough to understand that they
> > were crappy? Or were they just a novelty because we did not have enough
> > TV.
>
> Serials are there since Humlog days (1984). So the novelty should have ended
> up years ago.

Did I type in 90's? I wanted to say 80's.


> I use to watch Yeh Jo Hai Zindagi, little bit of Humlog and Nukkad. But basically
> I am not a TV serial man. The exception is comedy which I think suits the 30 min
> model well. But a running story for months (as in serials) is just not my cup of
> tea. I lost interest in serials by late 1980s and then hardly saw them.
>
> Even in US I avoid serials except CSI in which the story is not carried over.
>


I like the one off sitcoms. Will and Grace and Everybody loves raymond
are pretty good. I followed Sex and the City pretty religiously.
Atleast, the shows here have some diversity. One ones in on Zee are all
the same, be it Astitva, Sindoor Tere Naam Ka, Piya Ka Ghar, Reth or
whatever. The only one thats stands out on Zee Tv is that operation 911
or something like that. It sucks a lot more than the rest.

V

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rkusenet wrote:
> "V" <vish...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1126290852.9...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> > What I wonder is, whether the serials in those late 90's were really
> > good? or is it that we were not mature enough to understand that they
> > were crappy? Or were they just a novelty because we did not have enough
> > TV.
>
>
> last year when I was in Mumbai to meet my siblings, I came to know that
> in my brother's house they stop all work to watch serial Astitva of ZTV.
> When I asked "is it that great", he told me that they don't see any other
> serial in any channel. They decided that one serial should be followed
> seriously and it was that serial. I was amused to say the least. They
> were actually discussing the story SERIOUSLY while watching it. LOL.

here is the story of Astitva in short. Every man in 20-30's falls for
every women in 20-30's except his wife. Here is what happens to
Abhimanyu.

1) marries simarn
2) gets divorced
3) Marries Kiran
4) gets divorced
5) Marries neha
6) She dies
7) Disappears for 18 years
8) Comes back and marries Simran again

And every serial has extra marital affairs, people plotting against
each other, destroying each others life, someone having a fatal
acident. Its not even funny how similar these serials are.

Master Chief

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V wrote:
> someone having a fatal acident.

This usually is the result of failure of contract renewal.

The biggest difference between these and the earlier ones (80s) was the
limit of 13 episodes (waived for Ramayana/Mahabharat) and the fact
that there was no other channel. So only the good ones used to be
on-air (low failure rate).

It is impossible for me to watch any soap now except the kick-ass soap,
Sopranos, of course. But I watch that on free public library DVD and
finish a season in 3-4 days.

JR

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Master Chief wrote:
>V wrote:
>> someone having a fatal acident.

>This usually is the result of failure of contract renewal.

A funny thing I've seen in some serials is that the actor/actress
playing one of the main characters changes sometimes. That's the other
way of getting around 'failure of contract renewal.' I've heard that
it's not that uncommon in US serials too. One that I remember is when
Will Smith's aunt in 'Fresh Prince...' changed after a few seasons.

JR

Champak Bhumiya

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Some more:
1) britannia cocononut crucnches
This one was with Agha.
"ek naariyal ped se tootha. I forget the rest and it ends
with Britannia coconut crucnches" with a cookie baking machine
coming out of nowhere in forests.


2) maya alagh with Hawkins pressure cooker
the song went something started wurg
"hawkins ki seeti bajhee
.....
mazzedaar , lazzatdaar khana hei tayaar"

Champak

asi...@my-deja.com

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Champak Bhumiya wrote:
>
> 2) maya alagh with Hawkins pressure cooker
> the song went something started wurg
> "hawkins ki seeti bajhee
> .....
> mazzedaar , lazzatdaar khana hei tayaar"
>
> Champak

Neena Gupta. Not Maya Alagh. Maya Alagh was in the Promise toothpaste
ad during those days - which resulted in her medical license being
revoked.

The other irritating jingle during those days was 'Kaale ghane aur
sundar bal, dabur amla kesh tel' with Jaya Pradha.

Bombayites may recall the daddy of them all; "Babubhai Jagjivandas".
ugh.

Cheers
Arun

Loony Tunes

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Champak Bhumiya wrote:

> 2) maya alagh with Hawkins pressure cooker

IIRC, it was Neena Gupta. Maya Alagh used to come for Promise
toothpaste. Now toothpastes are a differnt genre altogether, still
remember the "Vajradanti, Vajradanti, Vicco Vajradanti... tooth powder
tooth paste, Ayurvedic jadi bootiyon se bana sampoorn swadeshi" I
recently saw some 70s movie on VHS that had this ad as well as the
Vicco Turmeric nahi cosmetic... I recorded them for my archives.

Also interesting were the ads for "khusbudaar antiseptic cream
Boroline...", the take off on MGM's Lion suffering from sore throat
(Strepsils) and Heera from Sholay suffering from sore throat while
singing "Mehbooba...", Gabbar ki pasand (Parle G), "Inhe chahiye
Cinkara..Hamdard ka tonic Cinkara", Hajmola's competition Pachnol,
Zandu Pancharisht ityaadi ityaadi

Loony Tunes

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asi...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> Bombayites may recall the daddy of them all; "Babubhai Jagjivandas".
> ugh.

I also remember the ad for Zarapkars. It used to be shown just around
the News break during the Sat/Sun Hindi movie.

>
> Cheers
> Arun

Loony Tunes

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asi...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> Neena Gupta. Not Maya Alagh. Maya Alagh was in the Promise toothpaste
> ad during those days - which resulted in her medical license being
> revoked.
>
> The other irritating jingle during those days was 'Kaale ghane aur
> sundar bal, dabur amla kesh tel' with Jaya Pradha.
>
> Bombayites may recall the daddy of them all; "Babubhai Jagjivandas".
> ugh.

How about the Ad for Zarapkars ?

>
> Cheers
> Arun

V

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"Loony Tunes" <ltus...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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ahhh... those ads after the 9 pm news. They were a different world
altogether.

Yeh kya, matki phoot gayi?
Vimla to ekdam toot gayi
Matki kyon phooti?
Vimla kyon tooti?
Kyonki dono hi kachche the....

Agli baar yeh galti mat karna.
Dono bachchhon ke beech main kam se kam teen saal ka antar jaroor rakhna.

Can't think of the exact versions of more, but they were more on the lines
of Tubectomy and Vasectomy. They were the real crude ads.

etc etc..


Champak Bhumiya

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> >
> > 2) maya alagh with Hawkins pressure cooker
> > the song went something started wurg
> > "hawkins ki seeti bajhee
> > .....
> > mazzedaar , lazzatdaar khana hei tayaar"
> >
> > Champak
>
> Neena Gupta. Not Maya Alagh. Maya Alagh was in the Promise toothpaste
> ad during those days - which resulted in her medical license being
> revoked.

my bad. guess memory is failing me. Was Maya Alagh really a doctor
before
she switched her profession?

> The other irritating jingle during those days was 'Kaale ghane aur
> sundar bal, dabur amla kesh tel' with Jaya Pradha.
>
> Bombayites may recall the daddy of them all; "Babubhai Jagjivandas".
> ugh.

also anyone remember the "esquire videoshop in Hong Kong
advertisement"?
it used to play on 80's VHS. went something "shop at esquire's"
also don't know if these have been mentioned in this thread:

1) Lijjat Pappad (this included a rabbit)
2) "Tata Tea" which starred Amjad Khan
3) Brittania maries biscuits: This used to be shown a lot in movie
theatres
in early 80s. the ad went something like :
"guests for tea, ring up marie ! Britannia, Brittania, Brittania
Marie!"
I think Dilip Tahil was in this ad.
4) Onida TV -Neighbors envy-owner's pride. AFIK it showed some monster
coming out of the TV.

4)Kwality ice-cream (~1990) Go Bonkers Go Bonkers, kwality ice-cream.
Saaalez
terito icecream

5)Nirma washing powder.

6) another washing powder. ( I think Vimal?) It starred Dalip Tahil
walking
on the streets and a girl from a poster saying " suno suno e bapuji ,
kahaan
chale?kapde kyon hain maile dhule. maile, meino to use washing powder
se dhoolwakar laaye the."..

Champak

rkusenet

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>
> Yeh kya, matki phoot gayi?
> Vimla to ekdam toot gayi
> Matki kyon phooti?
> Vimla kyon tooti?
> Kyonki dono hi kachche the....
>
> Agli baar yeh galti mat karna.
> Dono bachchhon ke beech main kam se kam teen saal ka antar jaroor rakhna.
>
> Can't think of the exact versions of more, but they were more on the lines
> of Tubectomy and Vasectomy. They were the real crude ads.
>
> etc etc..

HA HA HA. You beat me to it.

Kam se kam teen foot ka faasla rakna (about planting trees - meaning three
yrs gap
between kids).

I guess that was the only way villagers will understand it.

as you rightly said - damn crude.


Gafoor

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Champak Bhumiya wrote:
> my bad. guess memory is failing me. Was Maya Alagh really a doctor
> before
> she switched her profession?

Yes. She was also the wife of Sunil Alagh who was a big
executive in Britannia.

> 4) Onida TV -Neighbors envy-owner's pride. AFIK it showed some monster
> coming out of the TV.

That was originally designed to be the green monster of
envy. But most people thought it was the devil & later on
I think Onida also went along with the devil theme.

Gafoor

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JR wrote:
> Master Chief wrote:
>> V wrote:
>>> someone having a fatal acident.
>
>> This usually is the result of failure of contract renewal.
>
> A funny thing I've seen in some serials is that the actor/actress
> playing one of the main characters changes sometimes.

There was a serial 7-8 years back, where Sharat Saxena has
plastic surgery & becomes Salil Ankola.

> That's the other
> way of getting around 'failure of contract renewal.' I've heard that
> it's not that uncommon in US serials too. One that I remember is when
> Will Smith's aunt in 'Fresh Prince...' changed after a few seasons.

It happens because of death also & in movies too.
The Oracle changed in between the Matrix Reloaded &
the Matrix Revolutions because the actor died. This
was explained by saying that the Oracke needed to
change her shell to hide from Merovingnian.

Aditya Basrur

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Another way of getting around it is simply to swop characters over. In
"MASH", for instance, practically the only characters who remained
throughout were Hawkeye Pearce (Alan Alda), Hot Lips Houlihan (Loretta
Swit) and the guy who played Klinger. The colonel changed from Henry to
Sherman Potter, Frank Burns was replaced by Charles Winchester, etc. It
has a less jarring effect than merely changing actors.

Aditya

asi...@my-deja.com

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Gafoor wrote:
> Champak Bhumiya wrote:
> > my bad. guess memory is failing me. Was Maya Alagh really a doctor
> > before
> > she switched her profession?
>
> Yes. She was also the wife of Sunil Alagh who was a big
> executive in Britannia.
>

Yes, she was the wife of the MD, Sunil Alagh. He led a coup against the
Chairman Rajan Pillai who was ousted, then arrested. During the arrest
and interrogation in Delhi, he suffered a heart attack and died. It
quickly became an infamous scandal.

Another person whose license was revoked for appearing in an ad was
Sriram Lagoo.

Other "can't get this out of my head" sorta ads:
1. Vicks ki goli lo kich kich door karo - Ronnie Screwala (I think or
was it the green-eyed Bengali "mom") and Jugal Hansraj

2. Fabina - Naye Zameene ke sang laaye rang, fashion ki duniya mein
aage kadam, fabina suiting fabina.

3. Tik 20

4. Everest Pav Bhaji Masala - bolna nahin kisi ko

5. Rasna - ras ki rachna rasna, rasna [The model in that ad has a
hilarious role in Jhankaar Beats]

6. Lazaree - Dadar saree shop (ad in Marathi)

7. The embarassing carefree and nirodh ads. Every kid must've asked
his/her parent what the products were and must've got confusing
responses.

But I loved some ads too. I loved the jingle "utterly butterly
delicious" and the ad with the elderly Parsi gent trying to get the
words "Quite simply the utterly tasty butter". He would go "Quite
tastily the simply utter butter" etc.. It was kind of cute.

I also liked the Mangola ad "From the orchard to the bottle is a long
and colorful story. Here's the happy ending, Mangola" - I wanted to be
an ad man, just to able to write stuff like that.

Cheers
Arun

Gafoor

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asi...@my-deja.com wrote:
> Other "can't get this out of my head" sorta ads:

Fountain Hotel in Mahabaleshwar.

Till a some years back, I could actually remember
the phone number - now I only remember the
name.

"Yaad hain na Fountain Hotel ka number".
It was a still ad - i.e. no people, no motion.
Just writing & a voice over.

> Bombayites may recall the daddy of them all; "Babubhai Jagjivandas".
> ugh.

(It goes something like this)
Babubhai Jagjivandas
Suiting Shirting Dress Material Sadiyan
Jab Bhi Dekhon, Hardam Stock Naya
Tan Ko Lubhaye, Man Ko Lubhaye
Dhime Dhime Aaaye Mazaa
Babubhai Jagjivandas.

The ad had some chaps & girls doing
some dance inside the shop.

There used to be the ad of Babubhai Bhawanji
but that used to be a still ad.


yshi...@hotmail.com

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My parents were addicted to this really corny horror series by Ekta
Kapoor called Kalratri.Everything about this was bad!Be it the
script,direction,acting or production values!My parents would be ROTFL
the entire time.EK also made a similar TV series in Hindi often with
the same stories as the Telugu ones for Sony I think.I remember one in
which my mother pointed out that this lady was supposed to be a ghost
but a fly was crawling on her arm!

yshi...@hotmail.com

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Haha!Somehow I intuitively knew that it was something I would rather
not know!Every kid who asked HER parents ,would eventually get to know
about Carefree whether she liked it or not!
I dont remember if Nirodh was a condom or a pill?

rkusenet

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Sep 12, 2005, 4:55:18 AM9/12/05
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<asi...@my-deja.com> wrote

> 7. The embarassing carefree and nirodh ads. Every kid must've asked
> his/her parent what the products were and must've got confusing
> responses.

I think the first nirodh ad on the Delhi TV was around 1979, an awkward
age for me at that time. Luckily it use to come at a predetermined time.
Always Sunday night after 8 PM Hindi news. I use to disappear from TV
room under some pretext and come back only after the movie starts.


yshi...@hotmail.com

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Sep 12, 2005, 5:16:33 AM9/12/05
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Did the doctor actually say these words?I ask because you put them in
quotes ;-)

They had the records
> but he just wanted to have some fun (i do not remember the reason he
> gave). So everyone is happy (.. and they do not doubt the spouse's
> fidelity when they see the traits in others kids and they do not sue
> the doctor and they live happily ever after and they give the Thursday
> slot to a more believable series)

What a preposterous plot!In any other country such as U.S the
doctor(even in fiction) wouldve lost his license and perhaps imprisoned
and rightly so.

>
> BTW, one of my friends still has that chunauti soundtrack.
>
> Mannnnnn ek seeeeep hain, Aasha moti hain
> Har Pal Jeevan ka en Chunauti hain.
> <"Ramakant" and Suchitra Krishnamurthy around the campfire>
>
>
>
> PS:
> Latenight:
> Karamchand
> Tamas

Lets not forget Mr. Yogi with Mohan Gokhale(Pontiac in Mississipi
Masala),the corny supernatural Honee Anhonee and the educational
Tasveer Ka Doosra Rukh and Aisa Bhi Hota Hai.Of course all of this
stuff was on Sundays,there was also Kissa Shanti Ka,another ridiculous
show about nothing(and not in the good way as in Seinfeld)

Master Chief

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Sep 12, 2005, 10:59:47 AM9/12/05
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yshi...@hotmail.com wrote:

> > One was a little weird one about an apartment complex, where everyone's
> > wife is pregnant at the same time and after giving birth there is a
> > fire in the hospital. The doctor tells them that they lost track and
> > they cannot match the parents to the babies (an era before DNA tests
> > and blood tests I guess) so he gives one baby to each couple. The whole
> > thing is based on how the parents think someone else is their child
> > depending on their traits. In the last episode (episode 13), the doctor
> > calls them all and tells them "chutiya banaya".
>
> Did the doctor actually say these words?I ask because you put them in
> quotes ;-)

No he did not. Some events have been dramatized :)

> Lets not forget Mr. Yogi with Mohan Gokhale(Pontiac in Mississipi

Cannot forget that gem when he, Yogesh Ishwarchand Patel, introduces
himself to a man: "Y I Patel.." (and offers a handshake)

The man shrugs his shoulders says "That's your problem" and walks off.

> Masala),the corny supernatural Honee Anhonee and the educational

Honee Anhonee was caught in a controversy and they had to cancel it.
They came back after a few months and had restructured the series to
show a scientific explanation at the end for anything "supernatural".

> Tasveer Ka Doosra Rukh and Aisa Bhi Hota Hai.Of course all of this
> stuff was on Sundays,there was also Kissa Shanti Ka,another ridiculous
> show about nothing(and not in the good way as in Seinfeld)

..and Katha Sagar.

asi...@my-deja.com

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Sep 12, 2005, 12:01:25 PM9/12/05
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Aditya Basrur wrote:

> Another way of getting around it is simply to swop characters over. In
> "MASH", for instance, practically the only characters who remained
> throughout were Hawkeye Pearce (Alan Alda), Hot Lips Houlihan (Loretta
> Swit) and the guy who played Klinger. The colonel changed from Henry to
> Sherman Potter, Frank Burns was replaced by Charles Winchester, etc. It
> has a less jarring effect than merely changing actors.
>
> Aditya

Klinger -> Jameel Farah (Jamie Farr), arguably the third most famous
Arab entertainer after Casey Kasem and Omar Sharief.

Cheers
Arun

yshi...@hotmail.com

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Sep 12, 2005, 2:33:15 PM9/12/05
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Arab American to be precise.Omar Sharief(Michael Shalhoub,a Palestinian
Christian turned Egyptian) is now French.
>
> Cheers
> Arun

What about Tony Shalhoub and F Murray Abraham?

dp

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Sep 13, 2005, 7:20:34 AM9/13/05
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Master Chief wrote:
> One was a little weird one about an apartment complex, where everyone's
> wife is pregnant at the same time and after giving birth there is a
> fire in the hospital.

I think it was called "Hum Hindustani" or something. Ostensibly, the
idea was to promote national integration by making fun of the regional
stereotypes. Till the truth is revealed, a punjabi father will be
thinking a neighbour's daughter is actually his, because she is good in
sports, a bengali thinks some other neighbour's son is his because he
is good in studies etc.

dp

dp

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Sep 13, 2005, 7:31:23 AM9/13/05
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V wrote:
> What I wonder is, whether the serials in those late 90's were really
> good? or is it that we were not mature enough to understand that they
> were crappy? Or were they just a novelty because we did not have enough
> TV.

I used to be quite a big fan of HumLog and used to watch it religiously
(but then, we had just got the tv and I used to watch even Krishi
Darshan regularly!). It was being shown on some DD channel couple of
years back, I decided to follow it again, but I really had to force
myself to sit through two episodes and then I gave up. It looked so bad
that I thought it better remain as a memory. Yeh Jo Hai Zindagi was
slightly better, but even that didn't have the same effect it had in
mid-80s.

dp

yeskay

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Sep 13, 2005, 8:46:15 AM9/13/05
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dp wrote:
> V wrote:
>
>>What I wonder is, whether the serials in those late 90's were really
>>good? or is it that we were not mature enough to understand that they
>>were crappy? Or were they just a novelty because we did not have enough
>>TV.
>
>
> I used to be quite a big fan of HumLog and used to watch it religiously
> (but then, we had just got the tv and I used to watch even Krishi
> Darshan regularly!).

I used even watch Urdu/Hindi kavi sammeLan that used to come on Wed
night, even tho' I couldn't make any sense of it.

yeskay

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Sep 13, 2005, 9:06:22 AM9/13/05
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rkusenet wrote:
> "Master Chief" <suse...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1126130947.5...@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> This topic is about crude ads. Many ads mentioned below are not crude.
>
>
>>. Jo biwi se sachmuch karte pyaar woh prestige se kaise kare inquar
>
>
> LOL. There is an incredible vulgar version of it which we use to do in
> college.
> Change prestige to some condom (like nirodh).
> And the guy instead of asking "pehle yeh batayia aap apnee biwi se kitna
> pyaar karte hain"
> "aap apnee biwi ko kitni baar ..."
>
> Rest u can imagine.
>
> Another vulgar parody of ad was that Rasna ad. Husband returns from office
> and wife asks "chai". the kid say "papa ko nahee chaheeye". Then she asks
> "coffee" and then kid says the same. Finally she asks "rasna" and the kid
> says "papa ko yahee chaheeye".
>
> Change rasna to ch*t and repeat the ad. Sounds very funny.
>
> aha, those college days.
>
>
>

We had parodies of the "Horlicks" ad, which used to be shown in
movie halls in those days. replace "Horlicks" with a lot
of crude words you mention above.

Gafoor

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Sep 13, 2005, 10:24:41 AM9/13/05
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Well, I have watched "Aamchi Mathi Aamchi Mansa" (a weekly
program for farmers(*for* not about) , I think), Santakukdi etc.
Because there used to be nothing else on TV.
Aamchi Mathi, Aamchi Mansa translated from Marathi means,
"Our soil, our people".

And when cricket was going on, I used to wait for rain, so that
Telematch would be shown - at that time, both telematch &
cricket was equally interesting, sometime Telematch was
more interesting when Geoff Boycott & Chris Tavare were
opening the innings for England.


asi...@my-deja.com

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Sep 13, 2005, 1:42:10 PM9/13/05
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Master Chief wrote:
> <"Ramakant" and Suchitra Krishnamurthy around the campfire>
>


Was his name Arif Zakaria?

Isi Bahane was based on Wodehouse. Does anyone remember Mr & Mrs with
Archana Puran Singh and Jayant Kripalani?

I thought Khaandaan was far better than Hum Log, but Hum Log was the
more down to earth. Then they screwed it up after episode 15 or so.
Ditto with Buniyaad.

The marathi serial Shvetambara [Woman in White] was far better. They
had the good sense to stop at 13.

But I haven't seen a show as kick-ass as "Ek shunya shunya" - the cop
thriller with Shivaji Satam.

Cheers
Arun

Master Chief

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Sep 13, 2005, 3:58:15 PM9/13/05
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asi...@my-deja.com wrote:
> Master Chief wrote:
> > <"Ramakant" and Suchitra Krishnamurthy around the campfire>
>
> Was his name Arif Zakaria?

I think so.

> Isi Bahane was based on Wodehouse. Does anyone remember Mr & Mrs with
> Archana Puran Singh and Jayant Kripalani?

I remember the theme song "Mr Mrs dono ka ..." (ok I don't remember
that)

Then there was some series with theme song that had " Jab miyaa biwi
raazi to kya karega kaazi.." some matchmaking theme.. Don't remember
the name, IIRC that had Jalal Agha in it. Then there was "Paying Guest"
with Om Shivpuri and..

V

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Sep 13, 2005, 5:15:31 PM9/13/05
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Master Chief wrote:
> asi...@my-deja.com wrote:
> > Master Chief wrote:
> > > <"Ramakant" and Suchitra Krishnamurthy around the campfire>
> >
> > Was his name Arif Zakaria?
>
> I think so.
>
> > Isi Bahane was based on Wodehouse. Does anyone remember Mr & Mrs with
> > Archana Puran Singh and Jayant Kripalani?
>
> I remember the theme song "Mr Mrs dono ka ..." (ok I don't remember
> that)
>

uh huh... I need to help you out again.

Mr Aur yeh Mrs ka
Apna Apna rang
Jeevan ke Har Mausam Main
Hasna Rona Sang

Miya Biwi Razi
To Kya Karega Kazi
Jeevan ke is Khel main
Koi Na Jeeta baazi

> Then there was some series with theme song that had " Jab miyaa biwi
> raazi to kya karega kaazi.." some matchmaking theme..

You were on the right lines. There was a reason you recalled the second
stanza.

>Don't remember
> the name, IIRC that had Jalal Agha in it. Then there was "Paying Guest"
> with Om Shivpuri and..


a couple of others, which were nice, and haven't been mentioned.

Rajni.
Chhoti badi baatein ( the one on superstitions )
Nukkad
Circus
Intezaar

Master Chief

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Sep 13, 2005, 9:41:39 PM9/13/05
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V wrote:
> Master Chief wrote:
> > asi...@my-deja.com wrote:
> > > Master Chief wrote:
> > > > <"Ramakant" and Suchitra Krishnamurthy around the campfire>
> > >
> > > Was his name Arif Zakaria?
> >
> > I think so.
> >
> > > Isi Bahane was based on Wodehouse. Does anyone remember Mr & Mrs with
> > > Archana Puran Singh and Jayant Kripalani?
> >
> > I remember the theme song "Mr Mrs dono ka ..." (ok I don't remember
> > that)
> >
>
> uh huh... I need to help you out again.
>
> Mr Aur yeh Mrs ka
> Apna Apna rang
> Jeevan ke Har Mausam Main
> Hasna Rona Sang
>
> Miya Biwi Razi
> To Kya Karega Kazi
> Jeevan ke is Khel main
> Koi Na Jeeta baazi

Tu Guru Hain Yaar!! Maan Gaye!
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ (that's my smiley for GAWWWWD) ..to my credit I think
the first line was "Mr Mrs dono ka apna apna rang" ..

> a couple of others, which were nice, and haven't been mentioned.
>
> Rajni.


> Chhoti badi baatein ( the one on superstitions )
> Nukkad
> Circus

The one with Shah Rukh Khaaw (FAuji used to write his name as that
Kha-a then half moon over that with a dot)

> Intezaar

Ok..I can definitey recall the name but nothing whatsoever. Memory
fault. What was this about?

V

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Sep 14, 2005, 12:42:49 AM9/14/05
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"Master Chief" <suse...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1126662099....@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

>
> V wrote:
>> Master Chief wrote:
>> > asi...@my-deja.com wrote:
>> > > Master Chief wrote:
>> > > > <"Ramakant" and Suchitra Krishnamurthy around the campfire>
>> > >
>> > > Was his name Arif Zakaria?
>> >
>> > I think so.
>> >
>> > > Isi Bahane was based on Wodehouse. Does anyone remember Mr & Mrs with
>> > > Archana Puran Singh and Jayant Kripalani?
>> >
>> > I remember the theme song "Mr Mrs dono ka ..." (ok I don't remember
>> > that)
>> >
>>
>> uh huh... I need to help you out again.
>>
>> Mr Aur yeh Mrs ka
>> Apna Apna rang
>> Jeevan ke Har Mausam Main
>> Hasna Rona Sang
>>
>> Miya Biwi Razi
>> To Kya Karega Kazi
>> Jeevan ke is Khel main
>> Koi Na Jeeta baazi
>
> Tu Guru Hain Yaar!! Maan Gaye!

ha ha ha.

> \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ (that's my smiley for GAWWWWD) ..to my credit I think
> the first line was "Mr Mrs dono ka apna apna rang" ..

Could be. I always thought it was what I think it is, and I could be wrong.


>> a couple of others, which were nice, and haven't been mentioned.
>>
>> Rajni.
>
>
>> Chhoti badi baatein ( the one on superstitions )
>> Nukkad
>> Circus
>
> The one with Shah Rukh Khaaw (FAuji used to write his name as that
> Kha-a then half moon over that with a dot)
>
>> Intezaar
>
> Ok..I can definitey recall the name but nothing whatsoever. Memory
> fault. What was this about?

It was another one from Kundan Shah/Saeed Mirza with the same cast etc.. It
was about the life on a railway platform. The song went something like

Jeevan Ek Pyaas Hai
Sabhi ko kuch talaash hai. ... sung to tune of tum pukar lo tumhara intezaar
hai..

etc etc..

Or so I think. It could be some other serial

pil...@gmail.com

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On Wednesday, September 7, 2005 1:42:14 PM UTC-5, rkusenet wrote:
> Since there is no newsgroup to discuss Indian TV ads, I am starting here.
>
> The ones I remember
>
> Rajdoot motorcyle - Dharmendra telling "rajdoot savaari - ek jaandar savari ek shaandaar
> savari".
>
> Indana Desi ghee - Dara Singh and Jalal Agha - At the airport with JA as the customs officer
> and DS as the person who is returning from abroad. really crude ad.

These are the ones I can remember:

Jo OK sabun sey nahaye... kamal sa khil jaye...
BJ..BJ.. BeeeeJay.... Babubhai Jagjeevandas!!
dabur awla kesh thel ney.. kiya hai yeh kamal.. mud..mud key sab dekh rahey merey kaaley lambey baal..

amitu...@gmail.com

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How can u forget VIP FRENCHIE AD.... when this male model comes out of some house n asks d girl waiting for him in d car... "waiting for me"? :-)
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