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Martha Stewart's cellmate

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Feb 20, 2003, 3:04:25 PM2/20/03
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 In the spirit of ABC's new show
"Are you Hot" here is my subjective list of 
the 50 hottest current women in 
show business. Ratings are based
 on their peak physical age 
which I assume to be 21 years old. 
Women under 21are projected
 to what they will be 
like at age 21. Ratings are
based on face, hair, boobs,butt, 
personality. Weighted 80% physical
20% personality. Divas like Anna 
Kournikova are hurt by a bitchy 
personality. If you have never 
heard of some of them,or disagree,
 too bad, its my list. 
Check em out at www.imdb,com 
if you want.Let the debates begin ! 
Don't bother flaming me, its a fake email
address. And you women that think
I'm discriminating against older women,
you're right, get over it.
 
1
 
Larisa Oleynik
 
 
2
 
Lyndsy Fonseca
 
 
3
 
Elisabeth Harnois
 
 
4
 
Phoebe Cates
 
 
5
 
Amanda Bynes
 
 
6
 
Winona Ryder
 
 
7
 
Ashlee Simpson
 
 
8
 
Elisha Cuthbert
 
 
9
 
Brittany Snow
 
 
10
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt
 
 
11
 
Meredith Monroe
 
 
12
 
Mischa Barton
 
 
13
 
Katie Holmes
 
 
14
 
Anne Hathaway
 
 
15
 
Kirsten Dunst
 
 
16
 
Meredith Salenger
 
 
17
 
Penelope Cruz
 
 
18
 
Scarlett Johansson
 
 
19
 
Emily Vancamp
 
 
20
 
Jessica Simpson
 
 
21
 
Estella Warren
 
 
22
 
Alexis Thorpe
 
 
23
 
Denise Richards
 
 
24
 
Reese Witherspoon
 
 
25
 
Jennifer Aniston
 
 
26
 
Jenny Garth
 
 
27
 
Renee Griffin
 
 
28
 
Hilary Duff
 
 
29
 
Anna Kournikova
 
 
30
 
Jena Malone
 
 
31
 
Alexis Bledel
 
 
32
 
Britney Spears
 
 
33
 
Mandy Moore
 
 
34
 
Roxanne Mesquida
 
 
35
 
Brittany Murphy
 
 
36
 
Jennifer Connelly
 
 
37
 
Beverley Mitchell
 
 
38
 
Diane Lane
 
 
39
 
Kristy Swanson
 
 
40
 
Lacey Chabert
 
 
41
 
A.J. Cook
 
 
42
 
Rachel Blanchard
 
 
43
 
Christine Taylor
 
 
44
 
Audrey Tautou
 
 
45
 
Jamie-Lynn Sigler
 
 
46
 
Olsen Twins
 
 
47
 
Sharon Case
 
 
48
 
Sarah Michelle Gellar
 
 
49
 
Jenna Elfman
 
 
50
 
Kelly Kruger
 
 
 

Martha Stewart's cellmate

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Feb 20, 2003, 3:47:26 PM2/20/03
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By the way, here's how the ratings were done. Face and natural boobs were judged most important, butt almost as much, then personality and then hair.
 
Face- From 55 to 100, 100 being maximum, 55- Elodie Bouchez, ugly French actress
100- Larisa Oleynik and Lyndsy Fonseca and Grace Kelly for historical reference
 
Boobs- From 65 to 100. 65's is Selma Blair who has no chest. 100 is Meredith Monroe. Winona Ryder or Jennifer Love Hewitt are a 99. Boob job max would be 90
 
Hair- 70 for a bleach blond, 100 for a natural blond, high 90's for a natural brunette
 
Butt- 70 to 100- 70 to anyone that has had kids or is overweight by 10+ pounds, 100 for Anna Kournikova
 
Personality- 60 to 100 ; 60 is Shannon Doherty, uberbitch, 100 is Amanda Bynes who has a tremendous personality
 
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aggies

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Feb 20, 2003, 4:38:50 PM2/20/03
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<snip>

My right hand has them all beat.


rande...@rogers.com

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Feb 20, 2003, 7:26:02 PM2/20/03
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On Thu, 20 Feb 2003 15:04:25 -0500, "Martha Stewart's cellmate"
<obso...@aol.com> wrote:

> In the spirit of ABC's new show"Are you Hot" here is my subjective list of the 50 hottest current women in show business. Ratings are based on their peak physical age which I assume to be 21 years old. Women under 21are projected to what they will be like at age 21. Ratings arebased on face, hair, boobs,butt, personality. Weighted 80% physical20% personality. Divas like Anna Kournikova are hurt by a bitchy personality. If you have never heard of some of them,or disagree, too bad, its my list. Check em out at www.imdb,com if you want.Let the debates begin ! Don't bother flaming me, its a fake emailaddress. And you women that thinkI'm discriminating against older women,you're right, get over it.1 Larisa Oleynik
>2 Lyndsy Fonseca

CHOP

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fickle x-y gen poll.
-Rich

WareWolf

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Feb 20, 2003, 8:18:59 PM2/20/03
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In article <v5aigdt...@corp.supernews.com>, n...@here.com says...

> <snip>
>
> My right hand has them all beat.
>
>
>

You realize that you just said that out loud, right?

Dusty
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http://dusty.booksnbytes.com/columns/2003/2003_0217.html

aggies

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Feb 20, 2003, 8:52:21 PM2/20/03
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> > My right hand has them all beat.
> >
> >
> >
>
> You realize that you just said that out loud, right?
>

no i just typed it on my computer then clicked "send"


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Feb 21, 2003, 12:03:05 AM2/21/03
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On Thu, 20 Feb 2003 15:04:25 -0500, "Martha Stewart's cellmate"
<obso...@aol.com> said in writing:

> In the spirit of ABC's new show"Are you Hot" here is my subjective list of the 50 hottest current women in show business. Ratings are based on their peak physical age which I assume to be 21 years old. Women under 21are projected to what they will be like at age 21. Ratings arebased on face, hair, boobs,butt, personality. Weighted 80% physical20% personality. Divas like Anna Kournikova are hurt by a bitchy personality. If you have never heard of some of them,or disagree, too bad, its my list. Check em out at www.imdb,com if you want.Let the debates begin ! Don't bother flaming me, its a fake emailaddress. And you women that thinkI'm discriminating against older women,you're right, get over it.1 Larisa Oleynik

Of these 50 people, I don't even recognize 23.
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Wheeljak
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--Thomas Edison

John Harkness

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Feb 21, 2003, 12:11:49 AM2/21/03
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I got 27 -- through there's a couple more where I think I know who
they are.

I think someone has every issue of Maxim.

John Harkness


ANIM8Rfsk

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Feb 21, 2003, 12:43:44 PM2/21/03
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<< From: "Wheeljak: approved by the U.N." opt...@prime.net >>


<< Of these 50 people, I don't even recognize 23. >>

There's only 13 I've never heard of at all, but there's probably a dozen of the
others I couldn't pick out of a line up.

dparks

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Feb 21, 2003, 12:59:40 PM2/21/03
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"Martha Stewart's cellmate" <obso...@aol.com> wrote in message news:<3qa5a.1311$9Y1...@fe05.atl2.webusenet.com>...

> In the spirit of ABC's new show"Are you Hot" here is my subjective list
> of the 50 hottest current women in show business. Ratings are based on
> their peak physical age which I assume to be 21 years old. Women under
> 21are projected to what they will be like at age 21. Ratings arebased on
> face, hair, boobs,butt, personality. Weighted 80% physical20%
> personality. Divas like Anna Kournikova are hurt by a bitchy
> personality. If you have never heard of some of them,or disagree, too
> bad, its my list. Check em out at www.imdb,com if you want.Let the
> debates begin ! Don't bother flaming me, its a fake emailaddress. And
> you women that thinkI'm discriminating against older women,you're right,
> get over it.1 Larisa Oleynik

Jenna Elfman? Jenna ELFMAN?!!. bah ha ahhaaa. whew-weee! <sniff>
Man, you just put Jenna Elfman on a "Hottest Woman" list! Good one! <wipes tears>

dp

> 50 Kelly Kruger
>
>
> --

ANIM8Rfsk

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Feb 21, 2003, 1:34:27 PM2/21/03
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<< From: davepa...@hotmail.com (dparks) >>


<< > 49 Jenna Elfman

Jenna Elfman? Jenna ELFMAN?!!. bah ha ahhaaa. whew-weee! <sniff>
Man, you just put Jenna Elfman on a "Hottest Woman" list! Good one! <wipes
tears> >>

Yeah, that one seemed a very odd inclusion.

ANIM8Rfsk

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Feb 22, 2003, 1:31:08 PM2/22/03
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<< From: "K. Smith" kas...@uselessspamaccess1.net >>


<< That's better than what I did. I didn't recognize 42 of them.

I gotta get out more.... >>

Or stay in more. If you DON'T recognize the names on the list, the arguement
could be made you get out too much. :-)

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Feb 22, 2003, 2:31:45 PM2/22/03
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On 21 Feb 2003 18:34:27 GMT, anim...@aol.comNOSPAM (ANIM8Rfsk) said
in writing:

Maybe "unfunniness" was one of his more important criteria. Jenna
Elfman has an unfunniness quotient of at least 90.
Of course, if that's the case, Lea Thompson and Brooke Shields should
be on his list, too.

H

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Feb 25, 2003, 12:50:33 AM2/25/03
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He has the nerve to include Jenna Elfman and not Kate Hudson? Turn out the
lights, the party is over.

.H.

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R. Cohen

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Feb 25, 2003, 6:56:10 AM2/25/03
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"H" <d...@attcanada.ca> wrote in message news:<4UD6a.414$945....@tor-nn1.netcom.ca>...

> He has the nerve to include Jenna Elfman and not Kate Hudson? Turn out the
> lights, the party is over.
>
> .H.
>

Is Catherine Zeta-Jones on this list???

qwerty

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Feb 25, 2003, 5:53:11 PM2/25/03
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I have Kate Hudson at the very bottom of the list. I think she is ugly,
flat-chested and not very taleneted to boot. Jenna rates in solely for her
chest qualities


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qwerty

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Feb 25, 2003, 5:53:56 PM2/25/03
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In a word, no. She is over the hill, except if you are a geezer cradle
robber like Michael Douglas


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Jim

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Feb 25, 2003, 6:08:49 PM2/25/03
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qwerty wrote:

> I have Kate Hudson at the very bottom of the list. I think she is ugly,
> flat-chested and not very taleneted to boot. Jenna rates in solely for her
> chest qualities

You mean people have differeing opnions about stuff like this? This really
upsets me.

Bob

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Feb 25, 2003, 7:55:55 PM2/25/03
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qwerty wrote:

> I have Kate Hudson at the very bottom of the list. I think she is ugly,
> flat-chested and not very taleneted to boot. Jenna rates in solely for her
> chest qualities

You opinion of Kate Hudson physical appearance is your own, and can be disagreed
with. As for her talent, I think she has plenty, and will continue to improve
with experience. And she has her mothers delightful smile.
Bob

Bob

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Feb 25, 2003, 7:56:54 PM2/25/03
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qwerty wrote:

> In a word, no. She is over the hill, except if you are a geezer cradle
> robber like Michael Douglas

the young girls "look good". Women know how to "Be very, very good".
Bob

R. Cohen

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Feb 25, 2003, 11:12:35 PM2/25/03
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"qwerty" <fa...@fake.com> wrote in message news:<b3gs67$ks5$1...@slb3.atl.mindspring.net>...

> In a word, no. She is over the hill, except if you are a geezer cradle
> robber like Michael Douglas
>

Yeah, yeah, yeah... She's still drop dead gorgeous.

Compare Catherine Zeta Jones to someone on the list like, ummm, the
Olsen Twins? You're kidding right?

Tom Zielinski

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LOL!

I don't agree with you.

;)

Tom Zielinski
"Tell it to the concierge."


qwerty

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Feb 26, 2003, 5:56:43 PM2/26/03
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I'd easily rather be in an Olsen sandwich than see Catherine Zeta Jones'
stretchmarks. The question is, are you kidding?

MJF

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"qwerty" <fa...@fake.com> wrote in message
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> I have Kate Hudson at the very bottom of the list. I think she is ugly,
> flat-chested and not very taleneted to boot. Jenna rates in solely for her
> chest qualities
>

Oh, you *are* the cutest little boy, aren't you?
MJF


H

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Feb 26, 2003, 9:23:34 PM2/26/03
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I have to say that he is original because I have never seen or heard someone
say that Kate Hudson was ugly before. But I find it hard to be believe that
he is 40 years old.

.H.

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R. Cohen

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Feb 26, 2003, 9:52:17 PM2/26/03
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"qwerty" <fa...@fake.com> wrote in message news:<b3jgnf$a06$1...@slb2.atl.mindspring.net>...

> I'd easily rather be in an Olsen sandwich than see Catherine Zeta Jones'
> stretchmarks. The question is, are you kidding?
>

Ugh, try a tuna fish sandwich. The Olsen twins aren't even pretty.

I'm not too worried about Catherine Z getting back into shape. When
you have your own dietican and personal trainer it's easy. Quite
simply, she makes most on the list looks like boys...

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