PIERS WARMING UP HIS TONSILS

[Ed Conrad]

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WASHINGTON, DC (Rueters)
-- Mitt Romney, a shoe-in as the
Republican Presidential candidate,
may appear on Piers Morgan Live
tonight ( 9 p.m.)
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Romney, one of the nice$t guys
you'll ever meet, would chat with Piers,
(who talks with a funny accent), as
part of a 2-1 punch that will make
CNN's ratings go bananas.
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No. 1 -- the heavyweight -- will
be Ed Conrad, better known to viewers
as The Ignorant Bastard, who will be
interviewed during the first 40-45
minutes of the hour-long program.
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Ed, who is nobody's fuel, will
present undeniable physical evidence
that man IS as old as coal, then keep
everyone mesmerized while offering
mind-boggling evidence that there
IS life after death.
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If Ed's conversation with Piers
runs longer than anticipated, Mr.
Romney probably will be interviewed
on Monday or Tuesday night, just
as soon as CNN can fit him in.
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DISCOVERY OF PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH AND SOFT
ORGANS BETWEEN ANTHRACITE VEINS CONFIRMS
THEORY OF MAN'S EVOLUTION UNMITIGATED CRAP
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"ALL the pseudos spout forth is rhetoric
"You have to cover your nose to ignore it.
"They’re just removing hot gas
"That's been stored in their ass.
"And even The Smithsonian knows it."
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Never in the history of History has as much physical evidence existed
to debunk and destroy an existing scientific theory.
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But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- concerning the asinine
theory of man's evolution (and other creatures, for that matter).
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The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified bones, teeth
and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins has proven
that Charles Darwin's fable, "Origin of Species," isn't worth the
papyrus it was written on.
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It means that man, in almost our present form, had existed while --
perhaps even before -- anthracite was formed, and the most golden rule
of geology is that coal is at least 280 million years old.
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Therefore, these discoveries certainly offer the undeniable evidence
that the evolutionists, atheists and physical anthropologists can't
tell the difference between their ass and third base.
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They are guilty of participating in a monumental conspiracy against
mankind -- and THEY KNOW IT.
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH AND SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE
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State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories revealed
that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing a distinct
resemblance to human bones via human comparative anatomy, contain
dried blood and, in some cases, other relative components.
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This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that Ed Conrad is
right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons wearing white coats
and dunce hats are dead wrong.
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The really scary part in all of this is how the bones, teeth and even
soft organs got broken and petrified.
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It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals that existed on
earth eons ago were destroyed in an earth-shattering catastrophe.
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ANYONE who doubts that I have discovered thousands upon thousands of
petrified remains of man and animals -- with the arsenal of physical
evidence I have presented --is a fraud and a phony.
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The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian
Institution, the University of California at Berkeley, Harvard
University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University, the
Paleontological Research Institution, the University of Pennsylvania,
the turkeys posting to talk.origins and tenured-fossil Professors of
Anthropology, Paleontology, Geology, Physics, Atheism and Conspiracies
-- to mention just a few -- in America's universities.
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You ask "WHY?" this monumental hoax has long been perpetrated against
mankind.
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It boils down to the protection of vested interests. The Scoundrels of
Science are fully aware that siding with Truth can adversely affect
their careers, their lucrative weekly paychecks and their cushy
positions.
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God forbid, they DARE NOT not make any waves. So the mind-boggling lie
has gone on and on and the pseudo-scientists keep lying like a rug.
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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YOU'RE NOT REALLY DEAD WHEN YOU'RE DEAD
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PS: When Ed Conrad isn't discovering incredible fossils or harassing
evolutionists and atheists, he
spends his time teaching dogs to talk.
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http://www.syracuse.com/have-you-heard/index.ssf/2011/05/viral_video_of_the_day_ultimate_dog_tease.html

[Mai Dinga Ling]

A CNN employee slipped us a transcript of the Morgan - Romney
interview, and following is a portion of that transcript. Note that
the show is live and transcripts like this serve the shown only as
time assessments for the production.

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MORGAN:

Governor Romney, you've been portrayed by the administration and by
others as an overly formal, less-than-warm politician. What can or
will you do to try to change peoples' minds about your persona?



ROMNEY:

Well, Piers, some people do say I'm stiff and robot-like. But let me
tell you one funny story about me.

Confidentially, I have more children than I can reveal at this time.
The number is less than 20. But that's not funny.

I have a daughter, now 27, I think. Well, I have so many kids -- as a
genuine Mormon -- I've always had trouble remembering them all.

Anyway, at a cookout some years ago, while my wife Ann was wrapping up
another session of chemo for one of her diseases, I was introduced to
an attractive young gal named Mitsy, and we struck up a
conversation.

And soon one thing led to another, and we left the party and
registered at a Sleep Inn outside of Hilton Head, North Carolina.

Well, we no sooner got naked when she shrieked, "Oh, wow! That
tattoo!"

You see, I had a tattoo, since removed, on my inner right thigh with
the letters LDS, and Mitsy apparently remembered seeing the tat at a
family beach gathering some years before, when she was maybe six or
seven.

Well as you might imagine, Mitsy jumped out of the bed and ran into
the bathroom, crying.

Of course by this time I was horny as hell and my dick was hard as a
tent peg. [I know that will be bleeped out] So I rapped on the
bathroom door, and tried to convince Mitsy that I was not the guy
she'd seen at the beach cookout. After a few minutes speaking to her,
in a soft and cajoling manner, she emerged and we went back to bed and
had intercourse several times. Safe sex. Missionary.

Not long after filling my last condom, dawn was breaking and I noticed
my watch calendar showed the number one.

Well Mitsy awoke soon after, and asked, "Will, are you sure you were
not the man at the beach party years ago?"

And I said, "Honest."

But then, remembering the date, I squeezed her boobs [tits] and
yelled, "April fool!"

I haven't seen her since, but I think this cute story should convince
anyone that I have a sense of humor and am not the stuffed-shirt some
think I am.

[The old Google Groups will be going away soon]

WOW!

Looks like a "must see" !

[rst0]

On Apr 13, 5:20 pm, The old Google Groups will be going away soon

<kink...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> WOW!
>
> Looks like a "must see" !

The old Google is much better and easier to use.
I've tried the new Google group, and I don't like it.

[anim8rFSK]

In article <dennism3-ya0240800...@free.teranews.com>,
denn...@dennism3.invalid (Dennis M) wrote:

> In article
> <b6cc24fb-974d-4f22...@w5g2000vbv.googlegroups.com>, Mai

> Dinga Ling <kin...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >A CNN employee slipped us a transcript of the Morgan - Romney
> >interview, and following is a portion of that transcript. Note that
> >the show is live and transcripts like this serve the shown only as
> >time assessments for the production.
> >
> >============
> >
> >MORGAN:
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> >Governor Romney, you've been portrayed by the administration and by
> >others as an overly formal, less-than-warm politician. What can or
> >will you do to try to change peoples' minds about your persona?
>

> I liked Morgan at the start but it seems the longer he's there the more
> opinionated and abrasive he gets. I bet CNN regrets hiring him, at least as
> a Larry King replacement.
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> Also he sucked on whatever US talent show he used to be on, he was only up
> there because Simon Cowell is British.

Yes, he was terrible on America's Got Talent; from what little I've seen
of him hosting King, he's no better there.

--
So we're all agreed that Clod is stupid?