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Father Sarducci, a well-known Holy Man. says card-carrying members of
the Ed Conrad Fan Club are automatically forgiven for their sins, even
some as BIG as this.
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http://www.smithgifford.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sarduccisfc.jpg
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, EVEN SOFT
ORGANS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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(Discovered by Ed Conrad in strata dated Carboniferous geologically --
280 million years)
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HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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"THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL"
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-- Wilton M. Krogman was the world-famous physical anthropologist and
human anatomist who wrote the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine"
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/catcalv.jpg
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A HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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A FEMUR . . . (Still embedded in shale)
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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JUST SOME OF THE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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THE PSEUDOS SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT
SOMEDAY THEIR SHIT WOULD HIT THE FAN
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
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http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif
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"Evolutionists, their interests SO vested,
And Poor Truth, for too long molested
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested."
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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Today's Bonus
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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http://www.edconrad.org
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THIS IS THE LATEST FBI PHOTO OF ED CONRAD
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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