NOMINATION: Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup for the AUK "Golden Killfile" Award (WAS: Re: Michael Savage Tells The Truth)
Colonel Jake
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<(http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Bozo_DeNiro)>
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<Subject: Re: Michael Savage Tells The Truth>
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: Colonel Jake <Sergea...@comcast.net>
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<Subject: Re: Michael Savage Tells The Truth>
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:> Bozo de Niro <Bozo_D...@37.com> of alt.comedy.standup
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:> <(http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Bozo_DeNiro)>
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<Subject: Re: Michael Savage Tells The Truth>
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:>: Colonel Jake <SergeantY...@comcast.net>
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<Subject: Re: Michael Savage Tells The Truth>
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:>:> Nomen Nescio <nob...@dizum.com>
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<Subject: Michael Savage Tells The Truth>
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:>:>: Recently Michael Savage stated that "blacks"/niggers
:>:>: have invented basically nothing, when compared to
:>:>: the amount of inventions that whites have made.
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:>:>
:>:> They invented?,
:>:> "Alot of things!!!,...., its just they're toO SToOPID,
:>:> to get it Patented!!! (loOk at 'Break-Dancing')..."
:>:>
:>:> *Teh MoOn-Walk*
:>:> (ect., et cetera, ect.)
:>:>
:>:
:>: Oh that's rich, an emotional cripple with Oppositional
:>: Defiant Disorder and an IQ in the high nineties calling the
:>: kettle SToOPID.
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:> What happened?,
:> "You couldn't get?!?!?!,....,
:> your 'Shit-Coloured Grease-Paint,' Patented?!?!?!..."
:> (YoU SToOPID-EVIL-AZZ-FUCKING-KoOK-CLoWN-MoTHERFUCKER)
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<following Bozo message edited to remove personal infomation>
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: Who is "Colonel Jake"?
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: According to Whois registry "Colonel Jake" is Joey Jimenez
: Registers domain names under wife's name, XXXXXX Jimenez.
: Also assumes and spoof daughter's identity.
: Compulsively spams into hundreds of newsgroups randomly and
: Off topic.
: Compulsively displays inappropriate attention seeking and
: arrested development.
: Almost certainly has an autistic spectrum and oppositional
: defiant disorder.
: Compulsively litters text with useless annoying spelling,
: formatting and punctuation.
: Probably benefits from one or more sources of public and
: private welfare.
: XXXXX XXth AVE East
: WA 98373
: Phone: 253-XXX-XXXX
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</following Bozo message edited to remove personal infomation>
<compliments of teh, Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup>
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<-> ----- Original Message -----
<-> From: "Bozo" <Bozo_D...@37.com>
<-> Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup,
<-> alt.life.sucks,
<-> ba.broadcast,
<-> alt.usenet.kooks,
<-> alt.fucknozzles
<-> Sent: Monday, January 19, 2009 8:05 PM
<-> Subject: Re: "Bozo Television"
<-> (Re: STOP IT! You know I hate slang damn it.)
<-> <pensandpad of alt.comedy.standup>
<-> "Bozo <Jay Smilkstein> De Niro!!!..."
<->
<-> Bozo de Niro <Bozo_D...@37.com> of alt.comedy.standup
<1bec0a58-ff12-4360...@z27g2000prd.googlegroups.com>
<-> <(http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Bozo_DeNiro)>
<-> :
<-> :
<->
<-> <Subject link, restored:>
<-> <(http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/BDN00/)>
<-> </Subject link, restored:>
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<-> :
<-> : Hey Jake, listen to me, I don't like you, I don't want
<-> : you following me around on the internet. Do you
<-> : understand me. Do you hear me you dumb fuck! I'm not
<-> : kidding. Tell me where you live you dumb asshole, I
<-> : will come visit you and tell you to your face if that's
<-> : what you want. I don't want you following me around to
<-> : other newsgroups you creepy retard. Do you understand
<-> : me ASSHOLE. I don't like you. Stop following me around.
<-> : If you want to take this as a threat GO AHEAD. STOP
<-> : FOLLOWING ME AROUND ON THE INTERNET! AND ESPECIALLY
<-> : STOP CROSS POSTING WITH MY NAME IN YOUR STUPID SUBJECT
<-> : LINES. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME! BOTHER SOMEBODY ELSE.
<USENET, pay special attention to Bozo's request:>
<-> : BUT DON'T BOTHER ME OR USE MY NAME IN YOUR STUPID POSTS
<-> : OR SUBJECT LINES ANYMORE. I'M NOT KIDDING. I'M NOT
<-> : JOKING AROUND. BELIEVE ME.
<-> :
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</compliments of teh, Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup>
<An Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks Award Description>
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<> -Monthly Core Award-
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<> Golden Killfile
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<> Given to the most killfile-worthy net.kooks on Usenet.
<> This award recognizes exceptional killfilable merit; if
<> you are unworthy enough to be ignored by everyone on the
<> face of the earth, you are eligible for this award.
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(http://www.coloneljake.com/AUK/AAD/)
NOMINATION:
I Colonel Jake hereby nominate Bozo de Niro for the
Alt.Usenet.Kooks "Golden Killfile" Award, for his special
non-admittance of being an kook, and his ability for
continuing his rant against my family by ways of "stalking
and harrassment (hoping that one of my daughters will answer
the telephone, so he can cuss them out before they literally
'disconnect' on him)," and also for Bozo believing that I may
have posted his name in the post above (previous to his),
which again? may have caused Bozo to poast my family's
personal information. Whatever the case for Bozo de Niro's
rantings and harrassments towards my family, personally?,
and endlessly posting my family's personal information,
I nominate Bozo de Niro for the Golden Killfile Award, will
anyone 'second' this nomination?.
--
Colonel Jake
"The Honest One"
"Colonel Jake" <Sergea...@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:h2e995$sq$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
STFU you retarded Ape !!
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HJ
Bob Larter
Dunno about the GK, but your nomination for him for CotM looks pretty
damn solid at this time.
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Colonel Jake
"Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:h2fuuc$beu$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
Yeah!,
"Thats what I figured!!!,...., I mean who'd,
killfile Bozo anyways?!?!?! (he's got his own? BUBBLEWRAP)..."
"Bozo De Niro" "BOZO BUBBLEWRAP!!!..."
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page990/)
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: . | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
: \|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita
delenda est
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flu...@msn.com
"The Honest One"
> : Dunno about the GK, but your nomination for him for CotM looks
> pretty
> : damn solid at this time.
> :
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> Yeah!,
> --
> "Monkey-Boi"
IAWTP !!
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HJ