NOMINATION (poasted again): Seamus MacRae for teh Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award
Colonel Jake
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Sent: Sunday, June 21, 2009 9:52 PM
Subject: NOMINATION and CALL FOR NOMINATION(S):
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award
(by an former AUK's der'Office Holder of teh Illucidus Maximus)
Colonel Jake <Sergea...@comcast.net>
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:
:
<Official AUK Award Description>
<>
<> Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award
<>
<> An occasional award - for those Usenet posters who
<> are incapable of ever telling the truth.
<>
</Official AUK Award Description>
:
: NOMINATION:
:
: I Colonel Jake have been given express permission twice,
: to nominate an USENET denizen of Alt.Usenet.KoOKS for teh
: 'Richard M Nixon "Pathological Liar" Award.'
:
: I pleaded with teh FNVW aka Bob Larter, thats its his call,
: to 'CALL FOR NOMINATION,' this type of AUK's der'Award, but
: twice he informed me to go ahead and nominate this person
: of interest (to this Award (without teh FNVW's call)) ---->
:
: Message ID: <h1f1f8$p72$3...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
: Message ID: <h1l2co$3g7$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> ,
:
: So with that, to make this 'PUBLIC NoTICE FAIR?' I CALL FoR
: NoMINATIoN(s), and hereby NoMINATE 'Seamus MacRae,' for teh
: 'Richard M Nixon "Pathological Liar" Award,' for lying
: through his teeth to everybody who challenged him,
: about him being an Vietnam Veteran. (see the following)
:
: 1st-post: (that challenged Seamus MacRae's credibility)
: Subject: What IS Seamus Macrae;Texas Insurance
: Millionaire;Webster's Webmaster;Silver Star[Vietnam] or FRAUD!!
: Sent: Monday, June 15, 2009 7:53 PM
: Message ID: <seamusB...@yo.pappy.caint.schpel.neeva>
: ` Seamus MacRae's reply:
: ` Message ID: <h17445$815$4...@news.eternal-september.org>
:
: ~~~~~~
:
: 2nd-post: (that challenged Seamus MacRae's credibility)
: Subject: Re: OT
: Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:23 AM
: Message ID: <h17kja$6so$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
: ` Seamus MacRae's reply:
: ` Message ID: <h18fvh$kpn$1...@news.eternal-september.org>
:
: ~~~~~~
:
: 3rd-post: (that challenged Seamus MacRae's credibility)
: Subject: Re: OT
: Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 9:38 AM
: Message ID: <1j1ez4z.1ryyaeuhxbydvN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>
: ` Seamus MacRae's reply:
: ` Message ID: <h1biei$2ml$3...@news.eternal-september.org>
:
: ~~~~~~
:
: 4th-post: (that challenged Seamus MacRae's credibility)
: Subject: Re: OT
: Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:43 PM
: Message ID: <h18si2$dl0$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
: ` Seamus MacRae's reply:
: ` Message ID: <h1betj$8n3$3...@news.eternal-september.org>
:
: ~~~~~~
:
: 5th-post: (that challenged Seamus MacRae's credibility)
: Subject: Re: OT Seamus MacRae ", too young to be sent to 'Nam."
: Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 2:17 PM
: Message ID: <su2g35laul78se7b4...@4ax.com>
: ` Seamus MacRae's reply:
: ` Message ID: <h1bih4$2ml$4...@news.eternal-september.org>
:
: ~~~~~~
:
: 6th-post: (that challenged Seamus MacRae's credibility)
: Subject: Re: What IS Seamus Macrae;Texas Insurance
: Millionaire;Webster's Webmaster;Silver Star[Vietnam] or FRAUD!!
: Sent: Wednesday, June 17, 2009 7:46 AM
: Message ID: <h1avhd$cl6$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
: ` Seamus MacRae's reply:
: ` Message ID: <h1bihn$2ml$5...@news.eternal-september.org>
:
: ~~~~~~
:
: Anybody (who is not AUK's der'Disenfranchised),
: want to 'second,' Seamus MacRae for this nomination?
:
And again!,
Anybody want to 'second,' Seamus MacRae for this nomination?
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> I want Whinel Lionel to adopt me.......
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> colon "The Missing Link" Jake
Now I know why Whinel Lionel "Ran-Away" !!
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"T h � M u n t d r � g g � r" <TheMunt...@GoogleMail.Com> wrote in
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>
> Can we go lynch him now ???
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> TheMuntDregger
No, as that would hurt his tender feelings !!
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Gregory Hall
is a clueless nOOB! AUK awards are HISTORY!
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: >
:
: is<SLAP<CoRRECTIoN>> a clueless nOOB! AUK awards are HISTORY!
:
*'I wannabee'*
But what teh question?,
"Really is, will 'No FUCKING Balls' Hall admit?!?!?!,....,
he's just another 'MoTHERFUCKING-KoOK-AZZ-MoTHERFUCKER?!?!?!.' .."
(dat'2008-FR00TCAKE-SoN-oF-A-BIATCH!)
*whistles - here boi, here Gregory "No FUCKING Balls" Hall*
(bad DoG, bad doOgie, bad kOoky)
l(o )( O)ky k(O )( O)ky l(O )( o)ky
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: AUK's der'Office of Village Idiot, Dec 2008
: AUK's der'FR00TCAKE of 2008
: (http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Gregory_Hall)
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Gregory Hall
>
> *'I wannabee'*
>
> But what teh question?,
> "Really is, will 'No FUCKING Balls' Hall admit?!?!?!,....,
> he's just another 'MoTHERFUCKING-KoOK-AZZ-MoTHERFUCKER?!?!?!.' .."
> (dat'2008-FR00TCAKE-SoN-oF-A-BIATCH!)
>
> *whistles - here boi, here Gregory "No FUCKING Balls" Hall*
> (bad DoG, bad doOgie, bad kOoky)
>
> l(o )( O)ky k(O )( O)ky l(O )( o)ky
>
> --
>
> Colonel Jake - Teh Putz
More illiterate than Phlat_arse. Shame on you!
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:
:
: Colonel Jake <Sergea...@comcast.net>
: >
: >
: > Gregory "No FUCKING Balls" Hall <greg...@home.fake>
: > <(http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Gregory_Hall)>
: > :
: > :
: > : *'I wannabee'*
: >
: > But what teh question?,
: > "Really is, will 'No FUCKING Balls' Hall admit?!?!?!,....,
: > he's just another 'MoTHERFUCKING-KoOK-AZZ-MoTHERFUCKER?!?!?!.' .."
: > (dat'2008-FR00TCAKE-SoN-oF-A-BIATCH!)
: >
: > *whistles - here boi, here Gregory "No FUCKING Balls" Hall*
: > (bad DoG, bad doOgie, bad kOoky)
: >
: > l(o )( O)ky k(O )( O)ky l(O )( o)ky
: >
: > --
: >
: >
:
: More illiterate than Phlat_arse. Shame on you!
:
Well?,
"At least you came!!! (when whistled for)..."
*NoW DoWN DoG*
l(o )( O)ky k(O )( O)ky l(O )( o)ky
"VideO Madness" "MILF!!! (Mothers I'd Like to F*****)..."
"The Honest One"
Are you running the bankrupt local whore house by "hand" Monkey-Boi ??
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: Colonel Jake <Sergea...@comcast.net>
: >
: >
: > "At least you came!!!
: >
:
: Are you running the bankrupt local whore house by "hand"
: Monkey-Boi ??
:
Why do you ask? (Cockbrain),
"What are you loOking for?!?!?!,...., employment?!?!?!..."
*OK Cockbrain? you can plant 'two-lips,' for $5.00 an hour*
(and no lunch breaks (except when its time for you to swallow))
"YoU little suckling sucking 'Dick Head!!!.' .."
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` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` then pluck them little FUCKERS out!!!..."
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"Meat Plow" <me...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:04:46 -0700, "Colonel Jake"
> <Sergea...@comcast.net>wrote:
>
> >
> >John "C" <hones...@centurytel.net> a.k.a. Cockbrain
> >
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> ><(http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Honest_John)>
> >:
> >:
> >: Colonel Jake <Sergea...@comcast.net>
> >: >
> >: >
> >: > "At least you came!!!
> >: >
> >:
> >: Are you running the bankrupt local whore house by "hand"
> >: Monkey-Boi ??
> >:
> >
> >Why do you ask? (Cockbrain),
> >"What are you loOking for?!?!?!,...., employment?!?!?!..."
>
Still stuffing 5 boxes of Twinkies in your Fat Gut every day, Fat-Boi ??
Of course you are........
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ACCEPTED.
> Can we go lynch him now ???
I don't see why not.
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> "Colonel Jake" <Sergea...@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:h2bcdt$736$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>
>
> is a clueless nOOB! AUK awards are HISTORY!
They are? Why's that?
"The Honest One"
"Bob Larter" <bobby...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Gregory Hall wrote:
> > "Colonel Jake" <Sergea...@comcast.net> wrote in message
> > news:h2bcdt$736$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> >
> >
> > is a clueless nOOB! AUK awards are HISTORY!
>
> They are? Why's that?
> --
Where were you fer three days, Faggot ??
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Not crossposting wildly, evidently. Why don't you do likewise,
fucktard? And then eat shit and die. Or do it in the other order
if you'd rather.
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Colonel Jake
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:
:
: Keep your retarded friends out of this group please
:
Q: is that an request?
A: request denied! (KoOKTARD-MoTHERFUCKER)
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;]
"The Honest One"
Grunted colon Jake a.k.a. "Monkey-Boi"............
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Bob Larter
> On Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:18:56 +1000, Bob Larter wrote:
>
>> Gregory Hall wrote:
>>> "Colonel Jake" <Sergea...@comcast.net> wrote in message
>>> news:h2bcdt$736$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>
>>>
>>> is a clueless nOOB! AUK awards are HISTORY!
>> They are? Why's that?
>
Poor li'l Gweggie - hopes dashed again.
flu...@msn.com
> On Jul 1, 4:58 pm, "flutykato...@msn.com" <flu...@msn.com> wrote:
>
> > Keep your retarded friends out of this group please
>
> ;]
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