"VideO Madness" (Re: Announcement - Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler - Awards and various other issues.) "Lets have a Blast!!!..."
Colonel Jake
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <fn...@databasix.com>
<news:hfura0$afo$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
:
: It is with great fanfare, pomp, circumstance and dignity that
: I make this formal announcement.
:
: As of this moment I am in caretakership of the FNVW position
: and take with that position all of the perks, benefits,
: prerequisites, benefices and honors that go with the position
: of FNVW.
:
: So...unless I get some valid objection, my first decree will
: be Flash� <ScarletS...@fastest.man.alive.org> be awarded
: a Tinfoil Sombrero.
:
: You don't take the position of FNVW...it is and has always
: been a benevolent dictatorship handed down lovingly from one
: kookologist to another. If you had any klue, and it is oh so
: fucking painfully obvious you do not, you would know this. To
: think you could just take such a high office is sacrilege.
:
: Now...on to new, and old business.
:
: This place is a mess.
: So...we need to pick up the pieces, dust things off, and get
: our virtual ducks in a row.
:
: *Awards*
: As of right now the month of December will be a catch all for
: any and all awards that should have been given since the last
: official awards month. So...if you have a K00k and you
: believe your K00k is a contender put that nomination here in
: this thread.
:
: I would like to nominate the following:
:
: E-mUtt - Tony Sidaway "Drama Queen" Award
: Mad as a box of frogs - Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award
: Lady Veteran - Black Knight Award - Hasn't been given out in
: a while and she certainly seems to deserve it.
: Greg Hall - Kook of the Year
:
: If you have any nominations make them or any old business
: that needs attention let me know.
:
All Hail!,
"Teh Friendly NeighbourhoOd Vote Wrangler!!!..."
(for he hace much greatness)
I'll certainly?,
"Bring up Bozo de Niro's unfinished koOk bizz to our
attention sometime later!!!..."
--
Colonel Jake - Teh Jake'ster
"VideO Madness" "Lets have a Blast!!!..."
COlOnel Jake Enterprises�
Presents
(http://www.coloneljake.com/videos/0017/)
Colonel Jake'sters:
'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - High Speed
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page200/)
'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - Dialup
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page201/)
AUK Pardon & Franchise Restored
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page018/)
Order of Lenin for Usefulness
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)
Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks der'KoOkshite
(http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Alt.usenet.kooks)
�,.,�
:And then some...
`^'^�
:
: --
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:
<from Teh BoOk of Colonel Jake'ster>
Colonel Jake 3:1 - "Thats for GoDDAMNED sure!!!..."
"The Great One"
"Colonel Jake" <Sergea...@comcast.net> wrote in message
>
> I like to throw shit on the bars of my cage.
> --
> Colon Jake - Teh ass-kisser
Do tell.....
--
John C.
Colonel Jake
All Hail!,
"Teh Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler!!!..."
(for he hace much greatness)
Teh following messages & MIDs?,
"Are from last June of 2008, and teh problem is?!?!?!,....,
teh nominated never made it to teh official AUK Vote Ballot
due to some reason(s) that?!?!?!,...., teh former FNVW never
got anybody's nominations up from that point onto teh Vote
Ballot(s)!!!,...., so I 'suggest' that Bozo de Niro of
Alt.Comedy.Standup's previous nomination of Alt.Usenet.KoOks
'Coward of the Month' Award (that was seconded and accepted),
be on teh next official AUK Vote Ballot!!!..."
*please read carefully below*
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<> Date: Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:09:40 +1000
<>
<> Subject: Re: NOMINATION:
<> Coward of the Month - Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
<> (was Re: Dentry's Irish Pub Thursdays Comedy Show with
<> Paul Myrehaug)
<>
<> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,
<> rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,
<> alt.comedy.standup,
<> alt.life.sucks,
<> ba.broadcast,
<> soc.culture.jewish,
<> alt.acting,
<> van.general,
<> bc.general,
<> sci.psychology.psychotherapy
Bob Larter <bobby...@gmail.com>
Message-ID: <h2c6j0$smt$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
>
> T h � M u n t d r � g g � r <TheMunt...@GoogleMail.Com>
> Message-ID: <h1oqak$e0p$1...@tioat.net>
>>
>> Colonel Jake <Sergea...@comcast.net>
>> Message-ID: <h1oplh$ib7$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
>>>
>>> <An Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks Award Description>
>>> <>
>>> <> -Monthly Core Award-
>>> <>
>>> <> Coward of the Month
>>> <>
>>> <> Given to the best (as in, most noticeable) sockpuppeteer
>>> <> of the month. Anyone of any kind who uses a sockpuppet can
>>> <> get it; like the HL&S this award is not necessarily
>>> <> reserved for Kooks! You can nominate either the sockpuppet
>>> <> or if you know the real name behind it that person; either
>>> <> way, the sockpuppeteer gets just credit. The award is also
>>> <> given to people who don't follow up on threats. Or respond
>>> <> to hard questions. Or other cowardly acts AUK can be
>>> <> convinced of.
>>> <>
>>> <> Also, given to the most cowardly, yellow-bellied Usenet
>>> <> chicken of the month. Anyone who meets the current month's
>>> <> eligibility bar can get it; like the HL&S and the
>>> <> Palmjob Paddle, this award is not necessarily reserved for
>>> <> Kooks!
>>> <>
>>> <> Those who hide behind pseudoanonymous sockpuppets, to say
>>> <> and do things they would not normally say or do as
>>> <> 'themselves', usually make good candidates; you can
>>> <> nominate either the sockpuppet or if you know the real
>>> <> name behind it that person; either way, the sockpuppeteer
>>> <> gets just credit.
>>> <>
>>> <> This award is also given to people who don't follow up on
>>> <> threats. Or respond to hard questions. Or other cowardly
>>> <> acts AUK can be convinced of.
>>> <>
>>> </An Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks Award Description>
>>>
>>> -or-
>>>
>>> <(http://www.coloneljake.com/AUK/AAD/)>
>>>
>>>
>>> Bozo de Niro <Bozo_D...@37.com> of alt.comedy.standup
<cffb2b8a-9fc6-432d...@x29g2000prf.googlegroups.com>
>>> <(http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Bozo_DeNiro)>
>>>>
>>>> �G�l�k Z.L.F Buday AKA The Black Jester�, AKA etc....�
>>>> <mentalmid...@slave.stopnwo.gubnah.state.us.wa.gov>
>>>> <news:4a3e9296...@shawnews.vc.shawcable.net>
>>>> <4a3e9296...@shawnews.vc.shawcable.net>
>>>>>
>>>>> X-Body
>>>>>
>>>>> �Type: Music/Arts - Performance
>>>>> �Network: Global
>>>>> �Start Time: Thursday, June 25, 2009 at 4:15pm
>>>>> �End Time: Friday, June 26, 2009 at 7:15pm
>>>>> �Location: Dentry's Irish Pub
>>>>> �Street: 4450 WEST 10 TH AVE
>>>>> �City/Town: Vancouver, BC
>>>>> � View Map
>>>>> �Phone: 18778260339
>>>>> �Email: bookings at comedynightlife.com
>>>>> �
>>>>> �Description
>>>>> �Note: SUMMER HOURS SHOW STARTS 9:45PM TO 10:15PM
>>>>> �
>>>>> �It's Thursday again and we are back at Dentry's Irish
>>>>> �Pub once again for another crazy night of comedy, music
>>>>> �and fun times. We got Adam Pateman as the MC,
>>>>> �Paul Myrehaug as Headliner.
>>>>> �
>>>>> �Come on down to Dentry's Irish Pub this Thursday Night.
>>>>> �What else you gonna do!
>>>>> �
>>>>> �June 25th, 2009 - M/C: Adam Pateman
>>>>> �
>>>>> �(not in order of appearance)
>>>>> �
>>>>> �1. Marlo Franson
>>>>> �2. Nic Roy
>>>>> �3. TBA
>>>>> �4. TBA
>>>>> �5. TBA
>>>>> �6. TBA
>>>>> �
>>>>> �June 25th, 2009 - Headliner: Paul Myrehaug
>>>>> �
>>>>> �There will be some drop in comics as well as you never
>>>>> �know who will want time as it is comedy night once again
>>>>> �at The Dentry's Irish Pub
>>>>> �
>>>>> �Dentry's Irish Pub
>>>>> �4450 WEST 10TH AVE,Vancouver, BC
>>>>> �
>>>>> �(www.maddogstudioscomedy.com)
>>>>>
>>>>> --- GZLFB, aka TBJ
>>>>> (http://www.tmetonline.net/http://www.blackjester.com/)
>>>>>
>>>> Golok, seriously, do you know how weird and annoying your
>>>> formatting is?
>>>>
>>>> Do you ever see any similarities in the way you post your
>>>> noxious annoying content and style to say that of
>>>> Colon Jake's?
>>>>
>>>> Have you two ever thought of eloping?
>>>>
>>>> -BdN-
>>>>
>>> <->
>>> <-> Sent: Monday, January 19, 2009 8:05 PM
>>> <-> Bozo de Niro <Bozo_D...@37.com> of alt.comedy.standup
<1bec0a58-ff12-4360...@z27g2000prd.googlegroups.com>
>>> <-> :
>>> <-> : Hey Jake, listen to me, I don't like you, I don't want
>>> <-> : you following me around on the internet. Do you
>>> <-> : understand me. Do you hear me you dumb fuck! I'm not
>>> <-> : kidding. Tell me where you live you dumb asshole, I
>>> <-> : will come visit you and tell you to your face if that's
>>> <-> : what you want. I don't want you following me around to
>>> <-> : other newsgroups you creepy retard. Do you understand
>>> <-> : me ASSHOLE. I don't like you. Stop following me around.
>>> <-> : If you want to take this as a threat GO AHEAD. STOP
>>> <-> : FOLLOWING ME AROUND ON THE INTERNET! AND ESPECIALLY
>>> <-> : STOP CROSS POSTING WITH MY NAME IN YOUR STUPID SUBJECT
>>> <-> : LINES. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME! BOTHER SOMEBODY ELSE.
>>> <-> :
>>>
>>> <USENET? pay special attention to teh following>
>>>
>>> <-> : BUT DON'T BOTHER ME OR USE MY NAME IN YOUR STUPID POST
>>> <-> : OR SUBJECT LINES ANYMORE. I'M NOT KIDDING. I'M NOT
>>> <-> : JOKING AROUND. BELIEVE ME.
>>> <-> :
>>> <->
>>>
>>> OK! (Bozo),
>>> "Since you replied to G�l�k Z.L.F Buday!!!,....,
>>> referring to me!!! (after pleading to me about leaving YoU
>>> CoMPLETELY oUT of ALL my poastesesses (and altering my own
>>> nym in teh process (poasting behind my back (hoping I wouldnt
>>> catch it (still using an 'Windows 98' Operating System
>>> (emailing me by means of 'Reply to Sender,' instead of
>>> replying to USENET (stalking me and my family by means of
>>> telephone harrassment (poasting my family's personal
>>> information (WHOIS'ing my domain, and not realizing? that
>>> there are more than one domain on that 1and1.com account
>>> (still using GoOgle cause you're toO scarred to use a real
>>> newsserver (ect., et cetera, ect,.)))))))))),....,
>>> I Colonel Jake NOMINATE you
>>> (Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup), for an Alt.Usenet.KoOks
>>> 'Coward of the Month' Award,...., and at this time?!?!?!,...,
>>> I ask teh denizens of USENET for an 'seconds,' ....,
>>> 'will anybody 'SECOND,' this NOMINATION?!?!?!.' .."
>>>
>>
>> Hell yeah Colonel. Consider the yellow bellied fucktard well
>> and truly SECONDED.
>>
>
> Nomination ACCEPTED.
>
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JeePee
Shut The Fuck Up!!!
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