Now, for only $49.95, you CAN!  Have you played the recently released
"John's Fire Witch"?  Complete with John Baker and set near The Ohio State
University?  Thought it was OK?  NOW - picture the excitement you could have
if you owned a copy of the game that was re-compiled with John's name and
alma mater replaced with YOUR name and YOUR alma mater or current school!

Distribute it to your friends and tell them you wrote it!  Upload it to
ftp.gmd.de as "Fred's Fire Witch" (assuming of course your name is Fred)!
Get an accomplice to write reviews for SPAG and XYZZY News!  Sneer at
co-workers who have never published shareware!

Once again, you get all this for $49.95!  (For an additional $20 fee, the
roles and/or genders of the Fire Witch and Ice Wizard will be reversed!)

Email to this address, and please mention the date that appears in the DATE:
line on the header of this article.
--
John Baker
"What the hell does that mean?  Huh?  'China is here.'?
 I don't even know what the hell that means!"
        - Jack Burton