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John Fleming

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Nov 11, 2009, 9:25:38 PM11/11/09
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Had a friend e-mail this to me. She swears it is 100% true.

I particularly like #48.

Enjoy

* * * * * * * * * *

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs
to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9.. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27.. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she
goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54.. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring Beer


--

John Fleming
Edmonton, Canada

Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O
With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,
Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O

powrwrap

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Nov 11, 2009, 10:27:18 PM11/11/09
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> On Nov 11, 8:25 pm, John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:

<snippity-do-dah>

The bit about the sci-fi television show featuring a time traveling
smart aleck was......where?

snowman

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Nov 11, 2009, 11:15:05 PM11/11/09
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John Fleming wrote:

Lol

Maybe this could end up being the result if #48 is a go?


"British couple in court over 'howling' sex

LONDON - A British couple whose sex sessions were so noisy that
neighbours could not sleep heard in court how their marathon romps
sounded like someone being murdered, reports said Tuesday.

Steve and Caroline Cartwright's "howling" lovemaking sounded
"unnatural", "hysterical" and "like they are both in considerable pain",
Newcastle Crown Court in northeast England heard.

A 10-minute recording of their sex sessions was played out before a
judge and two magistrates in the court, who also heard how he tried
covering her face with a pillow to muffle the orgasmic screams."

http://www.timescolonist.com/life/British+couple+court+over+howling/2206070/story.html

--
--------------------------------------------------------------


"It's the customer's privilege to burst their own f*cking yolk."

-Gordon Ramsey

The Doctor

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Nov 12, 2009, 8:04:41 AM11/12/09
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In article <jasmf59dqvvqlcqgm...@4ax.com>,

<snip!>
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Member - Liberal International This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
God, Queen and country! Never Satan President Republic! Beware AntiChrist rising!
http://twitter.com/rootnl2k http://www.myspace.com/502748630
Merry Christmas 2009 and Happy New Year 2010

The Doctor

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Nov 12, 2009, 8:05:07 AM11/12/09
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In article <a8fc0054-abfb-44f4...@k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>,
powrwrap <powr...@aol.com> wrote:

Point very well taken.

Mr.Smartypants

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Nov 12, 2009, 2:33:57 PM11/12/09
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On Nov 12, 6:04 am, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> In article <jasmf59dqvvqlcqgmqvq9efoifgerlj...@4ax.com>,
> <I snipped your snip........and your stupid sig>

The Doctor

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Nov 12, 2009, 5:19:58 PM11/12/09
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In article <6c8efa0c-d9ba-4983...@12g2000pri.googlegroups.com>,
Mr.Smartypants <bc...@canada.com> wrote:

>On Nov 12, 6:04=A0am, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
>> In article <jasmf59dqvvqlcqgmqvq9efoifgerlj...@4ax.com>,
>> John Fleming =A0<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> >Had a friend e-mail this to me. =A0She swears it is 100% true.

Whatever Nazi SS Stormtrooper.

PV

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Nov 12, 2009, 5:39:48 PM11/12/09
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Pretty ironic coming from someone who attempted to censor the following...

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring Beer

Nudity and alcohol are not illegal Doc, if it makes you uncomfortable then
don't read it.

--
PV

Stupidity is a condition
Ignorance is a choice


AlanZarbury

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Nov 12, 2009, 5:46:34 PM11/12/09
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Not just that. In censoring it he totally ruined the joke!

The Doctor

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Nov 12, 2009, 6:30:17 PM11/12/09
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In article <JPadneNBIOOYDWHX...@bt.com>,

Said one fool troll ZF to the otehrfool troll PV.

PV

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Nov 12, 2009, 6:46:28 PM11/12/09
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Once again in English please.....LOL

snowman

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Nov 12, 2009, 7:51:22 PM11/12/09
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Reading the Doctor's posts are like trying to read a novel through
Bubbles' (from Trailer Park Boys) glasses. The after effects are painful.

John Fleming

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Nov 13, 2009, 10:04:13 PM11/13/09
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:39:48 GMT, while chained to a desk in
the scriptorium "PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote:
> $The Doctor wrote:
> $> In article
> $> <6c8efa0c-d9ba-4983...@12g2000pri.googlegroups.com>,
> $> Mr.Smartypants <bc...@canada.com> wrote:
> $>> On Nov 12, 6:04=A0am, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> $>>> In article <jasmf59dqvvqlcqgmqvq9efoifgerlj...@4ax.com>,
> $>>> John Fleming =A0<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>>>
> $>>>
> $>>>
> $>>>
> $>>>
> $>>>
> $>>>
> $>>>> Had a friend e-mail this to me. =A0She swears it is 100% true.
> $>>>
> $>>>> I particularly like #48.
> $>>>
> $>>>> Enjoy
> $>>>
> $>>>> * * * * * * * * * *
> $>>>
> $>>>> It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs
> $>>>> to be:
> $>>>
> $>>>> 1. a friend
> $>>>> 2. a companion
> $>>>> 3. a lover
> $>>>> 4. a brother
> $>>>> 5. a father
> $>>>> 6. a master
> $>>>> 7. a chef
> $>>>> 8. an electrician
> $>>>> 9.. a carpenter
> $>>>> 10. a plumber
> $>>>> 11. a mechanic
> $>>>> 12. a decorator
> $>>>> 13. a stylist
> $>>>> 14. a sexologist
> $>>>> 15. a gynecologist
> $>>>> 16. a psychologist
> $>>>> 17. a pest exterminator
> $>>>> 18. a psychiatrist
> $>>>> 19. a healer
> $>>>> 20. a good listener
> $>>>> 21. an organizer
> $>>>> 22. a good father
> $>>>> 23. very clean
> $>>>> 24. sympathetic
> $>>>> 25. athletic
> $>>>> 26. warm
> $>>>> 27.. attentive
> $>>>> 28. gallant
> $>>>> 29. intelligent
> $>>>> 30. funny
> $>>>> 31. creative
> $>>>> 32. tender
> $>>>> 33. strong
> $>>>> 34. understanding
> $>>>> 35. tolerant
> $>>>> 36. prudent
> $>>>> 37. ambitious
> $>>>> 38. capable
> $>>>> 39. courageous
> $>>>> 40. determined
> $>>>> 41. true
> $>>>> 42. dependable
> $>>>> 43. passionate
> $>>>> 44. compassionate
> $>>>
> $>>>> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> $>>>
> $>>>> 45. give her compliments regularly
> $>>>> 46. love shopping
> $>>>> 47. be honest
> $>>>> 48. be very rich
> $>>>> 49. not stress her out
> $>>>> 50. not look at other girls
> $>>>
> $>>>> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
> $>>>
> $>>>> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
> $>>>> 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
> $>>>> 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she
> $>>>> goes
> $>>>
> $>>>> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> $>>>
> $>>>> 54.. Never to forget:
> $>>>> * birthdays
> $>>>> * anniversaries
> $>>>> * arrangements she makes
> $>>>
> $>>> <I snipped your snip........and your stupid sig>
> $>>
> $>
> $> Whatever Nazi SS Stormtrooper.
> $
> $Pretty ironic coming from someone who attempted to censor the following...
> $
> $HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
> $
> $1. Show up naked
> $2. Bring Beer
> $
> $Nudity and alcohol are not illegal Doc, if it makes you uncomfortable then
> $don't read it.

It's probably a good thing he isn't running the country.
Imagine the mischief his thought police would get
into--censoring anything anybody might say because the he is
unhappy with it.

If truth be told, I suspect he is a very unhappy person.

John Fleming

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Nov 13, 2009, 10:04:47 PM11/13/09
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:46:34 +0000, while chained to a desk
in the scriptorium AlanZarbury <aza...@yahoo.cachoo> wrote:
> $PV wrote:

> $> The Doctor wrote:
> $>> In article
> $>> <6c8efa0c-d9ba-4983...@12g2000pri.googlegroups.com>,
> $>> Mr.Smartypants <bc...@canada.com> wrote:
> $>>> On Nov 12, 6:04=A0am, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> $>>>> In article <jasmf59dqvvqlcqgmqvq9efoifgerlj...@4ax.com>,
> $>>>> John Fleming =A0<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>>>>
> $>>>>
> $>>>>
> $>>>>
> $>>>>
> $>>>>
> $>>>>
> $>>>>> Had a friend e-mail this to me. =A0She swears it is 100% true.

> $>>>>> I particularly like #48.
> $>>>>> Enjoy
> $>>>>> * * * * * * * * * *
> $>>>>> It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs
> $>>>>> to be:
> $>>>>> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

> $>>>>> 45. give her compliments regularly
> $>>>>> 46. love shopping
> $>>>>> 47. be honest
> $>>>>> 48. be very rich
> $>>>>> 49. not stress her out
> $>>>>> 50. not look at other girls
> $>>>>> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
> $>>>>> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
> $>>>>> 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
> $>>>>> 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she
> $>>>>> goes

> $>>>>> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> $>>>>> 54.. Never to forget:
> $>>>>> * birthdays
> $>>>>> * anniversaries
> $>>>>> * arrangements she makes
> $>>>> <I snipped your snip........and your stupid sig>

> $>> Whatever Nazi SS Stormtrooper.
> $>
> $> Pretty ironic coming from someone who attempted to censor the following...
> $>
> $> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
> $>
> $> 1. Show up naked
> $> 2. Bring Beer
> $>
> $> Nudity and alcohol are not illegal Doc, if it makes you uncomfortable then
> $> don't read it.
> $>
> $
> $
> $Not just that. In censoring it he totally ruined the joke!

Don't wory, he didn't get it anyway.

PV

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Nov 13, 2009, 10:13:38 PM11/13/09
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I believe you are right, when your objectives in life is 1000 followers on
Twitter and to be the top poster in Usenet, something is missing from your
life.

Perhaps if he spent less time attempting to impose his draconian thinking on
others and expecting the world to change for him and actually spending time
with people and learning to be social it could improve his quality of life
immeasurably.

The Doctor

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Nov 13, 2009, 10:23:35 PM11/13/09
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In article <re7sf55071teegjne...@4ax.com>,

Good Orwell, it's Hugh Hefner in disguise!!

John Fleming

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Nov 13, 2009, 11:16:03 PM11/13/09
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On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 03:13:38 GMT, while chained to a desk in

the scriptorium "PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote:
> $John Fleming wrote:
> $> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:39:48 GMT, while chained to a desk in
> $> the scriptorium "PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote:
> $>> $The Doctor wrote:
> $>> $> In article
> $>> $>
> $>> <6c8efa0c-d9ba-4983...@12g2000pri.googlegroups.com>,
> $>> $> Mr.Smartypants <bc...@canada.com> wrote: $>> On Nov 12, 6:04=A0am,
> $>> doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote: $>>> In article
> $>> <jasmf59dqvvqlcqgmqvq9efoifgerlj...@4ax.com>, $>>> John Fleming
> $>> =A0<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote: $>>>

> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>>>> Had a friend e-mail this to me. =A0She swears it is 100% true.
> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>>>> I particularly like #48.
> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>>>> Enjoy
> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>>>> * * * * * * * * * *
> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>>>> It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs
> $>> $>>>> to be:

> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>>>> 1. a friend
> $>> $>>>> 2. a companion
> $>> $>>>> 3. a lover
> $>> $>>>> 4. a brother
> $>> $>>>> 5. a father
> $>> $>>>> 6. a master
> $>> $>>>> 7. a chef
> $>> $>>>> 8. an electrician
> $>> $>>>> 9.. a carpenter
> $>> $>>>> 10. a plumber
> $>> $>>>> 11. a mechanic
> $>> $>>>> 12. a decorator
> $>> $>>>> 13. a stylist
> $>> $>>>> 14. a sexologist
> $>> $>>>> 15. a gynecologist
> $>> $>>>> 16. a psychologist
> $>> $>>>> 17. a pest exterminator
> $>> $>>>> 18. a psychiatrist
> $>> $>>>> 19. a healer
> $>> $>>>> 20. a good listener
> $>> $>>>> 21. an organizer
> $>> $>>>> 22. a good father
> $>> $>>>> 23. very clean
> $>> $>>>> 24. sympathetic
> $>> $>>>> 25. athletic
> $>> $>>>> 26. warm
> $>> $>>>> 27.. attentive
> $>> $>>>> 28. gallant
> $>> $>>>> 29. intelligent
> $>> $>>>> 30. funny
> $>> $>>>> 31. creative
> $>> $>>>> 32. tender
> $>> $>>>> 33. strong
> $>> $>>>> 34. understanding
> $>> $>>>> 35. tolerant
> $>> $>>>> 36. prudent
> $>> $>>>> 37. ambitious
> $>> $>>>> 38. capable
> $>> $>>>> 39. courageous
> $>> $>>>> 40. determined
> $>> $>>>> 41. true
> $>> $>>>> 42. dependable
> $>> $>>>> 43. passionate
> $>> $>>>> 44. compassionate

> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>>>> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>>>> 45. give her compliments regularly
> $>> $>>>> 46. love shopping
> $>> $>>>> 47. be honest
> $>> $>>>> 48. be very rich
> $>> $>>>> 49. not stress her out
> $>> $>>>> 50. not look at other girls

> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>>>> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>>>> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
> $>> $>>>> 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
> $>> $>>>> 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she
> $>> $>>>> goes
> $>> $>>>

> $>> $>>>> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>>>> 54.. Never to forget:
> $>> $>>>> * birthdays
> $>> $>>>> * anniversaries
> $>> $>>>> * arrangements she makes

> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>>> <I snipped your snip........and your stupid sig>
> $>> $>>
> $>> $>

> $>> $> Whatever Nazi SS Stormtrooper.
> $>> $
> $>> $Pretty ironic coming from someone who attempted to censor the
> $>> following... $

> $>> $HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
> $>> $
> $>> $1. Show up naked
> $>> $2. Bring Beer
> $>> $

> $>> $Nudity and alcohol are not illegal Doc, if it makes you
> $>> uncomfortable then $don't read it.
> $>
> $> It's probably a good thing he isn't running the country.
> $> Imagine the mischief his thought police would get
> $> into--censoring anything anybody might say because the he is
> $> unhappy with it.
> $>
> $> If truth be told, I suspect he is a very unhappy person.
> $
> $I believe you are right, when your objectives in life is 1000 followers on
> $Twitter and to be the top poster in Usenet, something is missing from your
> $life.

Yes. It's a kind of pointless self aggrandizement. Gives
nothing back to society.

> $Perhaps if he spent less time attempting to impose his draconian thinking on
> $others and expecting the world to change for him and actually spending time
> $with people and learning to be social it could improve his quality of life
> $immeasurably.

I think you might be right.

Alan Sailsbury

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Nov 14, 2009, 7:15:43 AM11/14/09
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Unfortunately he's too arrogant to accept that. He believes God is
supporting him in everything he does, so he's not going to accept
criticism from us lowly mortals. :-)

John Fleming

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On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:15:43 +0000, while chained to a desk
in the scriptorium Alan Sailsbury <aza...@yahoo.cachoo>
wrote:
> $PV wrote:

> $> John Fleming wrote:
> $>> On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:39:48 GMT, while chained to a desk in
> $>> the scriptorium "PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote:
> $>>> $The Doctor wrote:
> $>>> $> In article
> $>>> $>
> $>>> <6c8efa0c-d9ba-4983...@12g2000pri.googlegroups.com>,
> $>>> $> Mr.Smartypants <bc...@canada.com> wrote: $>> On Nov 12, 6:04=A0am,
> $>>> doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote: $>>> In article
> $>>> <jasmf59dqvvqlcqgmqvq9efoifgerlj...@4ax.com>, $>>> John Fleming
> $>>> =A0<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote: $>>>

> $>>> $>>>
> $>>> $>>>
> $>>> $>>>
> $>>> $>>>
> $>>> $>>>
> $>>> $>>>
> $>>> $>>>> Had a friend e-mail this to me. =A0She swears it is 100% true.
> $>>> $>>>
> $>>> $>>>> I particularly like #48.
> $>>> $>>>
> $>>> $>>>> Enjoy
> $>>> $>>>
> $>>> $>>>> * * * * * * * * * *
> $>>> $>>>
> $>>> $>>>> It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs
> $>>> $>>>> to be:

> $>>> $>>>
> $>>> $>>>> 1. a friend
> $>>> $>>>> 44. compassionate

> $>>> $>>>
> $>>> $>>>> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> $>>> $>>>
> $>>> $>>>> 45. give her compliments regularly
> $>>> $>>>> 46. love shopping
> $>>> $>>>> 47. be honest
> $>>> $>>>> 48. be very rich
> $>>> $>>>> 49. not stress her out
> $>>> $>>>> 50. not look at other girls

> $>>> $>>>
> $>>> $>>>> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
> $>>> $>>>
> $>>> $>>>> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
> $>>> $>>>> 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
> $>>> $>>>> 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she
> $>>> $>>>> goes
> $>>> $>>>

> $>>> $>>>> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> $>>> $>>>
> $>>> $>>>> 54.. Never to forget:
> $>>> $>>>> * birthdays
> $>>> $>>>> * anniversaries
> $>>> $>>>> * arrangements she makes

> $>>> $>>>
> $>>> $>>> <I snipped your snip........and your stupid sig>
> $>>> $>>
> $>>> $>

> $>>> $> Whatever Nazi SS Stormtrooper.
> $>>> $
> $>>> $Pretty ironic coming from someone who attempted to censor the
> $>>> following... $

> $>>> $HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
> $>>> $
> $>>> $1. Show up naked
> $>>> $2. Bring Beer
> $>>> $
> $>>> $Nudity and alcohol are not illegal Doc, if it makes you
> $>>> uncomfortable then $don't read it.

> $>> It's probably a good thing he isn't running the country.
> $>> Imagine the mischief his thought police would get
> $>> into--censoring anything anybody might say because the he is
> $>> unhappy with it.
> $>>
> $>> If truth be told, I suspect he is a very unhappy person.
> $>
> $> I believe you are right, when your objectives in life is 1000 followers on
> $> Twitter and to be the top poster in Usenet, something is missing from your
> $> life.
> $>
> $> Perhaps if he spent less time attempting to impose his draconian thinking on
> $> others and expecting the world to change for him and actually spending time
> $> with people and learning to be social it could improve his quality of life
> $> immeasurably.
> $>
> $
> $Unfortunately he's too arrogant to accept that. He believes God is
> $supporting him in everything he does, so he's not going to accept
> $criticism from us lowly mortals. :-)

It's a kind of an unthinking Christianity.

I know many Christians who put a lot of thought into what
they believe, and use the Christian world view to lead
positive lives that make them a real benefit to the
community.

I don't hear these people suggesting that, given the chance,
they would castrate homosexuals.

pandora

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Nov 14, 2009, 1:49:50 PM11/14/09
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"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
news:rh7sf5hj27mk92j93...@4ax.com...

More than likely that is true. By the way, the version of the joke
that *I* heard was:

How to Make a Man Happy

1) Show up
2) Bring Beer

peachy ashie passion

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Nov 14, 2009, 5:21:27 PM11/14/09
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I think it needs a #3, Leave After

John Fleming

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Nov 14, 2009, 5:57:48 PM11/14/09
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On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:49:50 -0800, while chained to a desk
in the scriptorium "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
> $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> $news:rh7sf5hj27mk92j93...@4ax.com...


> $> Don't wory, he didn't get it anyway.
> $
> $More than likely that is true. By the way, the version of the joke
> $that *I* heard was:
> $
> $How to Make a Man Happy
> $
> $1) Show up
> $2) Bring Beer

I think "Show up naked" sounds better. But what do I know,
I'm just a guy.

pandora

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Nov 14, 2009, 6:39:23 PM11/14/09
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"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
news:rdduf5tmg8g8fqrna...@4ax.com...

> On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:49:50 -0800, while chained to a desk
> in the scriptorium "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
> > $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> > $news:rh7sf5hj27mk92j93...@4ax.com...
>
>
> > $> Don't wory, he didn't get it anyway.
> > $
> > $More than likely that is true. By the way, the version of the joke
> > $that *I* heard was:
> > $
> > $How to Make a Man Happy
> > $
> > $1) Show up
> > $2) Bring Beer
>
> I think "Show up naked" sounds better. But what do I know,
> I'm just a guy.

Well, of course, that does make things seem more definite, eh?
Although just showing up would seem to suggest that what men
really want is the beer. :-)

The Doctor

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Nov 14, 2009, 8:36:24 PM11/14/09
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In article <QqWdnXVGovUQYWPX...@scnresearch.com>,

Just drop 2) and everything is civil.

The Doctor

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Nov 14, 2009, 8:52:23 PM11/14/09
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In article <hdnad...@news1.newsguy.com>,

Good one PEachy, esp for the deprived like Saislbury, smith, Wilson, a Lof of
Bread and snowman class trolls.

The Doctor

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Nov 14, 2009, 8:54:35 PM11/14/09
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In article <rdduf5tmg8g8fqrna...@4ax.com>,

John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:49:50 -0800, while chained to a desk
>in the scriptorium "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
>> $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
>> $news:rh7sf5hj27mk92j93...@4ax.com...
>
>
>> $> Don't wory, he didn't get it anyway.
>> $
>> $More than likely that is true. By the way, the version of the joke
>> $that *I* heard was:
>> $
>> $How to Make a Man Happy
>> $
>> $1) Show up
>> $2) Bring Beer
>
>I think "Show up naked" sounds better. But what do I know,
>I'm just a guy.
>
>

A guy with his own whiskey tanker.

"The Great One"

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"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message news:hobtf59o1js9urrll...@4ax.com...

Very Good Idea !!
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"The Great One"

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"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message news:rdduf5tmg8g8fqrna...@4ax.com...

> On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:49:50 -0800, while chained to a desk
> in the scriptorium "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
> > $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> > $news:rh7sf5hj27mk92j93...@4ax.com...
>
>
> > $> Don't wory, he didn't get it anyway.
> > $
> > $More than likely that is true. By the way, the version of the joke
> > $that *I* heard was:
> > $
> > $How to Make a Man Happy
> > $
> > $1) Show up
> > $2) Bring Beer
>
> I think "Show up naked" sounds better. But what do I know,
> I'm just a gay.

> --
>
> John Fleming
> Edmonton, Canada

Glad you finally confessed that !!
--
John C.

The Doctor

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In article <P-adnY40PLWq_mLX...@centurytel.net>,
\"The Great One\" <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
>
>"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message =

>news:rdduf5tmg8g8fqrna...@4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:49:50 -0800, while chained to a desk
>> in the scriptorium "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
>> > $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
>> > $news:rh7sf5hj27mk92j93...@4ax.com...
>>=20
>>=20

>> > $> Don't wory, he didn't get it anyway.
>> > $
>> > $More than likely that is true. By the way, the version of the joke
>> > $that *I* heard was:
>> > $
>> > $How to Make a Man Happy
>> > $
>> > $1) Show up
>> > $2) Bring Beer
>>=20

>> I think "Show up naked" sounds better. But what do I know,
>> I'm just a gay.
>> --
>> =20

>> John Fleming
>> Edmonton, Canada
>
>Glad you finally confessed that !!
>--
>John C.

IIRC John Fleming you are dating a woman.

John Fleming

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On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:39:23 -0800, while chained to a desk

in the scriptorium "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
> $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> $news:rdduf5tmg8g8fqrna...@4ax.com...
> $> On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:49:50 -0800, while chained to a desk
> $> in the scriptorium "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
> $> > $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> $> > $news:rh7sf5hj27mk92j93...@4ax.com...
> $>
> $>
> $> > $> Don't wory, he didn't get it anyway.

> $> > $
> $> > $More than likely that is true. By the way, the version of the joke
> $> > $that *I* heard was:

> $> > $
> $> > $How to Make a Man Happy
> $> > $
> $> > $1) Show up
> $> > $2) Bring Beer
> $>
> $> I think "Show up naked" sounds better. But what do I know,
> $> I'm just a guy.
> $
> $Well, of course, that does make things seem more definite, eh?
> $Although just showing up would seem to suggest that what men
> $really want is the beer. :-)

That might be true for some men.

But most of us have a two track mind--beer and sex.

The Doctor

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In article <3lvuf5d826j67v7ps...@4ax.com>,

John need to go to confessional.

peachy ashie passion

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I'm not sure if this is a moral/ethical question, or a simple
procedural one, but...

How do you, as a troll, know where to draw the line? Is there a line?
Is there a sentiment that just goes too far and you won't agree with?

Have you ever hesitated to say something for fear it was just too
much and would give the game away?

peachy ashie passion

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John Fleming wrote:
> On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:49:50 -0800, while chained to a desk
> in the scriptorium "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
>> $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
>> $news:rh7sf5hj27mk92j93...@4ax.com...
>
>
>> $> Don't wory, he didn't get it anyway.
>> $
>> $More than likely that is true. By the way, the version of the joke
>> $that *I* heard was:
>> $
>> $How to Make a Man Happy
>> $
>> $1) Show up
>> $2) Bring Beer
>
> I think "Show up naked" sounds better. But what do I know,
> I'm just a guy.


It's got my vote too.

"The Great One"

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"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:hdp7o...@news1.newsguy.com...

> "The Great One" wrote:
> > "John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message news:hobtf59o1js9urrll...@4ax.com...
> >>
> >> I don't hear these people suggesting that, given the chance,
> >> they would castrate homosexuals.
> >> --
> >> John Fleming
> >> Edmonton, Canada
> >
> > Very Good Idea !!
>
>
> I'm not sure if this is a moral/ethical question, or a simple
> procedural one, but...
>
> How do you, as a troll

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm not a troll....I just speak the TRVTH !!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> know where to draw the line?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What line ??
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> Is there a line?

~~~~~~~
NO
~~~~~~~

> Is there a sentiment that just goes too far and you won't agree with?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Solely depends on if I agree with said hypothetical...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> Have you ever hesitated to say something for fear it was just too
> much and would give the game away?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What game ??
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
--
Love & kisses,
John C.

peachy ashie passion

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"The Great One" wrote:
> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:hdp7o...@news1.newsguy.com...
>> "The Great One" wrote:
>>> "John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message news:hobtf59o1js9urrll...@4ax.com...
>>>> I don't hear these people suggesting that, given the chance,
>>>> they would castrate homosexuals.
>>>> --
>>>> John Fleming
>>>> Edmonton, Canada
>>> Very Good Idea !!
>>
>> I'm not sure if this is a moral/ethical question, or a simple
>> procedural one, but...
>>
>> How do you, as a troll
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> I'm not a troll....I just speak the TRVTH !!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

But of course you are dear.

Why are you suddenly disputing that?

John Fleming

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On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:37:00 -0500, while chained to a desk
in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $"The Great One" wrote:
> $> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:hdp7o...@news1.newsguy.com...
> $>> "The Great One" wrote:
> $>>> "John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message news:hobtf59o1js9urrll...@4ax.com...
> $>>>> I don't hear these people suggesting that, given the chance,
> $>>>> they would castrate homosexuals.
> $>>>> --
> $>>>> John Fleming
> $>>>> Edmonton, Canada
> $>>> Very Good Idea !!
> $>>
> $>> I'm not sure if this is a moral/ethical question, or a simple
> $>> procedural one, but...
> $>>
> $>> How do you, as a troll
> $>
> $> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> $> I'm not a troll....I just speak the TRVTH !!
> $> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> $
> $ But of course you are dear.
> $
> $ Why are you suddenly disputing that?

It's a behaviour pattern he learned from the doctor.



--

John Fleming
Edmonton, Canada

pandora

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"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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Well, there is that.

:-)

The Doctor

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peachy ashie passion <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

You are daring PAP!

The Doctor

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In article <fan0g51i5jfkfoflj...@4ax.com>,

You think?

peachy ashie passion

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Well, it's worked so effectively for The Doctor

John Fleming

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On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:16:45 -0500, while chained to a desk

in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $John Fleming wrote:
> $> On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:37:00 -0500, while chained to a desk
> $> in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
> $> <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>> $"The Great One" wrote:
> $>> $> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:hdp7o...@news1.newsguy.com...
> $>> $>> "The Great One" wrote:
> $>> $>>> "John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message news:hobtf59o1js9urrll...@4ax.com...
> $>> $>>>> I don't hear these people suggesting that, given the chance,
> $>> $>>>> they would castrate homosexuals.
> $>> $>>>> --
> $>> $>>>> John Fleming
> $>> $>>>> Edmonton, Canada
> $>> $>>> Very Good Idea !!

> $>> $>>
> $>> $>> I'm not sure if this is a moral/ethical question, or a simple
> $>> $>> procedural one, but...

> $>> $>>
> $>> $>> How do you, as a troll
> $>> $>
> $>> $> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> $>> $> I'm not a troll....I just speak the TRVTH !!
> $>> $> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> $>> $

> $>> $ But of course you are dear.
> $>> $
> $>> $ Why are you suddenly disputing that?
> $>
> $> It's a behaviour pattern he learned from the doctor.
> $>
> $
> $ Well, it's worked so effectively for The Doctor

I'm not sure it really has.

If anything, it's put his posts in the same category as
daytime soap operas. You know, you miss a year's worth of
episodes, watch one, and know everything you've missed in
the preceding 12 months.

Alan Sailsbury

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You don't get sarcasm do you John. ;-)

"The Great One"

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"The Doctor" <doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca> wrote in message news:hdpt0c$cc4$1...@gallifrey.nk.ca...

Fleming think ?!?

LOL !!
--
John C.

"The Great One"

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"Alan Sailsbury" <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote in message news:lOudnQn2LMFRE53W...@bt.com...

But you get lots of sour-Jizum, don't you Sailsbury ??
--
Your Pal,
John C.

John Fleming

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On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:30:23 +0000, while chained to a desk
in the scriptorium Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
> $John Fleming wrote:
> $> On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:16:45 -0500, while chained to a desk

> $> in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
> $> <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>> $John Fleming wrote:
> $>> $> On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:37:00 -0500, while chained to a desk
> $>> $> in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
> $>> $> <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>> $>> $"The Great One" wrote:
> $>> $>> $> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:hdp7o...@news1.newsguy.com...
> $>> $>> $>> "The Great One" wrote:
> $>> $>> $>>> "John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message news:hobtf59o1js9urrll...@4ax.com...
> $>> $>> $>>>> I don't hear these people suggesting that, given the chance,
> $>> $>> $>>>> they would castrate homosexuals.
> $>> $>> $>>>> --
> $>> $>> $>>>> John Fleming
> $>> $>> $>>>> Edmonton, Canada
> $>> $>> $>>> Very Good Idea !!

> $>> $>> $>>
> $>> $>> $>> I'm not sure if this is a moral/ethical question, or a simple
> $>> $>> $>> procedural one, but...

> $>> $>> $>>
> $>> $>> $>> How do you, as a troll
> $>> $>> $>
> $>> $>> $> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> $>> $>> $> I'm not a troll....I just speak the TRVTH !!
> $>> $>> $> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> $>> $>> $
> $>> $>> $ But of course you are dear.
> $>> $>> $
> $>> $>> $ Why are you suddenly disputing that?

> $>> $>
> $>> $> It's a behaviour pattern he learned from the doctor.
> $>> $>
> $>> $

> $>> $ Well, it's worked so effectively for The Doctor
> $>
> $> I'm not sure it really has.
> $>
> $
> $You don't get sarcasm do you John. ;-)

Sometimes I do. Obviously, I'm batting out today.

The Doctor

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In article <hdq21...@news1.newsguy.com>,

You were saying.


--
Member - Liberal International This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca

The Doctor

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In article <3g31g51nobg31bok0...@4ax.com>,

I wonder where John Flamming is these days?

The Doctor

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In article <lOudnQn2LMFRE53W...@bt.com>,

TRoll on Sailsbury.

Mr.Smartypants

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On Nov 15, 5:49 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> In article <3g31g51nobg31bok0t3jeb1kga4jq8v...@4ax.com>,

> John Fleming  <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> >On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:16:45 -0500, while chained to a desk
> >in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
> ><exquisitepe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> $John Fleming wrote:
> >> $> On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:37:00 -0500, while chained to a desk
> >> $> in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
> >> $> <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> $>> $"The Great One" wrote:
> >> $>> $> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com> wrote in messagenews:hdp7o...@news1.newsguy.com...

> >> $>> $>> "The Great One" wrote:
> >> $>> $>>> "John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in messagenews:hobtf59o1js9urrll...@4ax.com...


He's practising pounding a giant dildo up your ass at the next TM
meeting.

You're the entertainment for the evening.

peachy ashie passion

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Oh, now there's a new visual for me.

Um. thanks?

PV

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Sorry but I called dibs on the tanker, would you like it sent your way after
it's refilled?

--
PV

Stupidity is a condition
Ignorance is a choice


The Doctor

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In article <hdsgk...@news1.newsguy.com>,

peachy ashie passion <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

BWA! HA! HA! HA!

John Fleming

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On Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:37:57 -0500, while chained to a desk

in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $Mr.Smartypants wrote:
> $> On Nov 15, 5:49 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> $>> In article <3g31g51nobg31bok0t3jeb1kga4jq8v...@4ax.com>,
> $>> John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>>> On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:16:45 -0500, while chained to a desk

> $>>> in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
> $>>> <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>>>> $John Fleming wrote:
> $>>>> $> On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:37:00 -0500, while chained to a desk
> $>>>> $> in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
> $>>>> $> <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>>>> $>> $"The Great One" wrote:
> $>>>> $>> $> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com> wrote in messagenews:hdp7o...@news1.newsguy.com...
> $>>>> $>> $>> "The Great One" wrote:
> $>>>> $>> $>>> "John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in messagenews:hobtf59o1js9urrll...@4ax.com...
> $>>>> $>> $>>>> I don't hear these people suggesting that, given the chance,
> $>>>> $>> $>>>> they would castrate homosexuals.
> $>>>> $>> $>>>> --
> $>>>> $>> $>>>> John Fleming
> $>>>> $>> $>>>> Edmonton, Canada
> $>>>> $>> $>>> Very Good Idea !!

> $>>>> $>> $>>
> $>>>> $>> $>> I'm not sure if this is a moral/ethical question, or a simple
> $>>>> $>> $>> procedural one, but...

> $>>>> $>> $>>
> $>>>> $>> $>> How do you, as a troll
> $>>>> $>> $>
> $>>>> $>> $> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> $>>>> $>> $> I'm not a troll....I just speak the TRVTH !!
> $>>>> $>> $> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> $>>>> $>> $
> $>>>> $>> $ But of course you are dear.
> $>>>> $>> $
> $>>>> $>> $ Why are you suddenly disputing that?

> $>>>> $>
> $>>>> $> It's a behaviour pattern he learned from the doctor.
> $>>>> $>
> $>>>> $

> $>>>> $ Well, it's worked so effectively for The Doctor
> $>>> I'm not sure it really has.
> $>>> If anything, it's put his posts in the same category as
> $>>> daytime soap operas. You know, you miss a year's worth of
> $>>> episodes, watch one, and know everything you've missed in
> $>>> the preceding 12 months.

> $>>> --
> $>>> John Fleming
> $>>> Edmonton, Canada
> $>>> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
> $>>> And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O
> $>>> With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,
> $>>> Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP
> $>>> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
> $>> I wonder where John Flamming is these days?
> $>> --
> $>
> $>
> $> He's practising pounding a giant dildo up your ass at the next TM
> $> meeting.
> $>
> $> You're the entertainment for the evening.
> $
> $
> $ Oh, now there's a new visual for me.
> $
> $ Um. thanks?

Do you need the tanker? Because I can have it on its way
forthwith, directly and right away.

John Fleming

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On Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:03:52 GMT, while chained to a desk in

the scriptorium "PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote:
> $peachy ashie passion wrote:

> $> Mr.Smartypants wrote:
> $>> On Nov 15, 5:49 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> $>>> In article <3g31g51nobg31bok0t3jeb1kga4jq8v...@4ax.com>,
> $>>> John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>>>> On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:16:45 -0500, while chained to a desk

> $>>>> in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
> $>>>> <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>>>>> $John Fleming wrote:
> $>>>>> $> On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:37:00 -0500, while chained to a desk
> $>>>>> $> in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
> $>>>>> $> <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>>>>> $>> $"The Great One" wrote:
> $>>>>> $>> $> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com> wrote
> $>>>>> in messagenews:hdp7o...@news1.newsguy.com... $>> $>> "The
> $>>>>> Great One" wrote: $>> $>>> "John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com>
> $>>>>> wrote in
> $>>>>> messagenews:hobtf59o1js9urrll...@4ax.com... $>>

> $>>>>> $>>>> I don't hear these people suggesting that, given the
> $>>>>> chance, $>> $>>>> they would castrate homosexuals. $>> $>>>> --
> $>>>>> $>> $>>>> John Fleming $>> $>>>> Edmonton, Canada
> $>>>>> $>> $>>> Very Good Idea !!

> $>>>>> $>> $>>
> $>>>>> $>> $>> I'm not sure if this is a moral/ethical question, or a
> $>>>>> simple $>> $>> procedural one, but...

> $>>>>> $>> $>>
> $>>>>> $>> $>> How do you, as a troll
> $>>>>> $>> $>
> $>>>>> $>> $> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> $>>>>> $>> $> I'm not a troll....I just speak the TRVTH !!
> $>>>>> $>> $> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> $>>>>> $>> $
> $>>>>> $>> $ But of course you are dear.
> $>>>>> $>> $
> $>>>>> $>> $ Why are you suddenly disputing that?

> $>>>>> $>
> $>>>>> $> It's a behaviour pattern he learned from the doctor.
> $>>>>> $>
> $>>>>> $

> $>>>>> $ Well, it's worked so effectively for The Doctor
> $>>>> I'm not sure it really has.
> $>>>> If anything, it's put his posts in the same category as
> $>>>> daytime soap operas. You know, you miss a year's worth of
> $>>>> episodes, watch one, and know everything you've missed in
> $>>>> the preceding 12 months.
> $>>>> --
> $>>>> John Fleming
> $>>>> Edmonton, Canada
> $>>>> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
> $>>>> And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O
> $>>>> With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,
> $>>>> Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP
> $>>>> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
> $>>> I wonder where John Flamming is these days?
> $>>> --
> $>>
> $>>
> $>> He's practising pounding a giant dildo up your ass at the next TM
> $>> meeting.
> $>>
> $>> You're the entertainment for the evening.
> $>
> $>
> $> Oh, now there's a new visual for me.
> $>
> $> Um. thanks?
> $
> $Sorry but I called dibs on the tanker, would you like it sent your way after
> $it's refilled?

It's just pulling out of my humble country estate even as I
type.

"The Great One"

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"The Doctor" <doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca> wrote in message news:hdsler$irm$1...@gallifrey.nk.ca...

Next, Peachy will say that I said that about the giant dildo....
--
John C.

peachy ashie passion

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Nov 16, 2009, 11:40:50 PM11/16/09
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Nah, I'm good. I just recast the parts and kept the imagery.

Thanks for the offer though!

peachy ashie passion

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Nov 16, 2009, 11:41:37 PM11/16/09
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No dear, you have your own giant dildo, you don't need to borrow
that one.

peachy ashie passion

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Ya'll are too good to me.

"The Great One"

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"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:hdt9g...@news2.newsguy.com...

Leave my wife out of this !!
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The Doctor

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In article <dqv3g595tu54mc34l...@4ax.com>,

Peachy is made of strong stuff.


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The Doctor

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In article <nsv3g5d4ppvgun8oj...@4ax.com>,

New Arab Driver I see.

The Doctor

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In article <f_mdnRdHi_m6kJ_W...@centurytel.net>,
\"The Great One\" <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
>
>"The Doctor" <doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca> wrote in message =

>news:hdsler$irm$1...@gallifrey.nk.ca...
>> In article <hdsgk...@news1.newsguy.com>,
>> peachy ashie passion <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >Mr.Smartypants wrote:
>> >> On Nov 15, 5:49 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
>> >>> In article <3g31g51nobg31bok0t3jeb1kga4jq8v...@4ax.com>,
>> >>> John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>> On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:16:45 -0500, while chained to a desk
>> >>>> in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
>> >>>> <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >>>>> $John Fleming wrote:
>> >>>>> $> On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:37:00 -0500, while chained to a desk
>> >>>>> $> in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
>> >>>>> $> <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >>>>> $>> $"The Great One" wrote:
>> >>>>> $>> $> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com> wrote =

>in messagenews:hdp7o...@news1.newsguy.com...
>> >>>>> $>> $>> "The Great One" wrote:
>> >>>>> $>> $>>> "John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in =
>messagenews:hobtf59o1js9urrll...@4ax.com...
>> >>>>> $>> $>>>> I don't hear these people suggesting that, given the =

>chance,
>> >>>>> $>> $>>>> they would castrate homosexuals.
>> >>>>> $>> $>>>> --
>> >>>>> $>> $>>>> John Fleming
>> >>>>> $>> $>>>> Edmonton, Canada
>> >>>>> $>> $>>> Very Good Idea !!
>> >>>>> $>> $>>
>> >>>>> $>> $>> I'm not sure if this is a moral/ethical question, or =

>a simple
>> >>>>> $>> $>> procedural one, but...
>> >>>>> $>> $>>
>> >>>>> $>> $>> How do you, as a troll
>> >>>>> $>> $>
>> >>>>> $>> $> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >>>>> $>> $> I'm not a troll....I just speak the TRVTH !!
>> >>>>> $>> $> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >>>>> $>> $
>> >>>>> $>> $ But of course you are dear.
>> >>>>> $>> $
>> >>>>> $>> $ Why are you suddenly disputing that?
>> >>>>> $>
>> >>>>> $> It's a behaviour pattern he learned from the doctor.
>> >>>>> $> =20

>> >>>>> $
>> >>>>> $ Well, it's worked so effectively for The Doctor
>> >>>> I'm not sure it really has.
>> >>>> If anything, it's put his posts in the same category as
>> >>>> daytime soap operas. You know, you miss a year's worth of
>> >>>> episodes, watch one, and know everything you've missed in
>> >>>> the preceding 12 months.
>> >>>> --
>> >>>> John Fleming
>> >>>> Edmonton, Canada
>> >>>> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
>> >>>> And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O
>> >>>> With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,
>> >>>> Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP
>> >>>> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
>> >>> I wonder where John Flamming is these days?
>> >>> --
>> >>=20
>> >>=20

>> >> He's practising pounding a giant dildo up your ass at the next TM
>> >> meeting.
>> >>=20

>> >> You're the entertainment for the evening.
>> >
>> >
>> > Oh, now there's a new visual for me.
>> >
>> > Um. thanks?
>>=20
>> BWA! HA! HA! HA!
>> --=20
>> Member - Liberal International This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca Ici =

>doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
>
>Next, Peachy will say that I said that about the giant dildo....
>--
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She knows who Mr.TrollingPAnts is.


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peachy ashie passion

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Oh don't fear pumpkin. I've got her all wore out and quiet back in
the bedroom.

"The Great One"

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"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:hdv3f...@news1.newsguy.com...

R U a carpet muncher ??
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The Doctor

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In article <rd-dndXnfKG32Z7W...@centurytel.net>,
\"The Great One\" <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
>
>"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message =

>news:hdv3f...@news1.newsguy.com...
>> "The Great One" wrote:
>> > "peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message =

>news:hdt9g...@news2.newsguy.com...
>> >> "The Great One" wrote:
>> >>> "The Doctor" <doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca> wrote in message =

>news:hdsler$irm$1...@gallifrey.nk.ca...
>> >>>> In article <hdsgk...@news1.newsguy.com>,
>> >>>> peachy ashie passion <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >>>>> Mr.Smartypants wrote:
>> >>>>>> On Nov 15, 5:49 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) =

>wrote:
>> >>>>>>> In article <3g31g51nobg31bok0t3jeb1kga4jq8v...@4ax.com>,
>> >>>>>>> John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:16:45 -0500, while chained to a desk
>> >>>>>>>> in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
>> >>>>>>>> <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>> $John Fleming wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>> $> On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:37:00 -0500, while chained to a =

>desk
>> >>>>>>>>> $> in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
>> >>>>>>>>> $> <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $"The Great One" wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com> =

>wrote in messagenews:hdp7o...@news1.newsguy.com...
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $>> "The Great One" wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $>>> "John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in =
>messagenews:hobtf59o1js9urrll...@4ax.com...
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $>>>> I don't hear these people suggesting that, given =

>the chance,
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $>>>> they would castrate homosexuals.
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $>>>> --
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $>>>> John Fleming
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $>>>> Edmonton, Canada
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $>>> Very Good Idea !!
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $>>
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $>> I'm not sure if this is a moral/ethical question, =

>or a simple
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $>> procedural one, but...
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $>>
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $>> How do you, as a troll
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $>
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $> I'm not a troll....I just speak the TRVTH !!
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $ But of course you are dear.
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $
>> >>>>>>>>> $>> $ Why are you suddenly disputing that?
>> >>>>>>>>> $>
>> >>>>>>>>> $> It's a behaviour pattern he learned from the doctor.
>> >>>>>>>>> $> =20

>> >>>>>>>>> $
>> >>>>>>>>> $ Well, it's worked so effectively for The Doctor
>> >>>>>>>> I'm not sure it really has.
>> >>>>>>>> If anything, it's put his posts in the same category as
>> >>>>>>>> daytime soap operas. You know, you miss a year's worth of
>> >>>>>>>> episodes, watch one, and know everything you've missed in
>> >>>>>>>> the preceding 12 months.
>> >>>>>>>> --
>> >>>>>>>> John Fleming
>> >>>>>>>> Edmonton, Canada
>> >>>>>>>> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
>> >>>>>>>> And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O
>> >>>>>>>> With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,
>> >>>>>>>> Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP
>> >>>>>>>> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
>> >>>>>>> I wonder where John Flamming is these days?
>> >>>>>>> --
>> >>>>>> He's practising pounding a giant dildo up your ass at the next =

>TM
>> >>>>>> meeting.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> You're the entertainment for the evening.
>> >>>>> Oh, now there's a new visual for me.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Um. thanks?
>> >>>> BWA! HA! HA! HA!
>> >>>> --=20
>> >>>> Member - Liberal International This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca Ici =

>doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
>> >>> Next, Peachy will say that I said that about the giant dildo....
>> >>> --
>> >>> John C.
>> >>
>> >> No dear, you have your own giant dildo, you don't need to =
>borrow=20
>> >> that one.
>> >=20

>> > Leave my wife out of this !!
>> > --
>> > John C.
>>=20
>>=20
>> Oh don't fear pumpkin. I've got her all wore out and quiet back =
>in=20

>> the bedroom.
>
>R U a carpet muncher ??
>--
>John C.

She might be.


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John Fleming

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On Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:42:06 -0500, while chained to a desk

in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $John Fleming wrote:
> $> On Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:03:52 GMT, while chained to a desk in
> $> the scriptorium "PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote:
> $>> $peachy ashie passion wrote:
> $>> $> Mr.Smartypants wrote:
> $>> $>> On Nov 15, 5:49 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> $>> $>>> In article <3g31g51nobg31bok0t3jeb1kga4jq8v...@4ax.com>,
> $>> $>>> John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>> $>>>> On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:16:45 -0500, while chained to a desk

> $>> $>>>> in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
> $>> $>>>> <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>> $>>>>> $John Fleming wrote:
> $>> $>>>>> $> On Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:37:00 -0500, while chained to a desk
> $>> $>>>>> $> in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
> $>> $>>>>> $> <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>> $>>>>> $>> $"The Great One" wrote:
> $>> $>>>>> $>> $> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisitepe...@hotmail.com> wrote
> $>> $>>>>> in messagenews:hdp7o...@news1.newsguy.com... $>> $>> "The
> $>> $>>>>> Great One" wrote: $>> $>>> "John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com>
> $>> $>>>>> wrote in
> $>> $>>>>> messagenews:hobtf59o1js9urrll...@4ax.com... $>>

> $>> $>>>>> $>>>> I don't hear these people suggesting that, given the
> $>> $>>>>> chance, $>> $>>>> they would castrate homosexuals. $>> $>>>> --
> $>> $>>>>> $>> $>>>> John Fleming $>> $>>>> Edmonton, Canada
> $>> $>>>>> $>> $>>> Very Good Idea !!

> $>> $>>>>> $>> $>>
> $>> $>>>>> $>> $>> I'm not sure if this is a moral/ethical question, or a
> $>> $>>>>> simple $>> $>> procedural one, but...

> $>> $>>>>> $>> $>>
> $>> $>>>>> $>> $>> How do you, as a troll
> $>> $>>>>> $>> $>
> $>> $>>>>> $>> $> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> $>> $>>>>> $>> $> I'm not a troll....I just speak the TRVTH !!
> $>> $>>>>> $>> $> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> $>> $>>>>> $>> $
> $>> $>>>>> $>> $ But of course you are dear.
> $>> $>>>>> $>> $
> $>> $>>>>> $>> $ Why are you suddenly disputing that?

> $>> $>>>>> $>
> $>> $>>>>> $> It's a behaviour pattern he learned from the doctor.
> $>> $>>>>> $>
> $>> $>>>>> $
> $>> $>>>>> $ Well, it's worked so effectively for The Doctor
> $>> $>>>> I'm not sure it really has.
> $>> $>>>> If anything, it's put his posts in the same category as
> $>> $>>>> daytime soap operas. You know, you miss a year's worth of
> $>> $>>>> episodes, watch one, and know everything you've missed in
> $>> $>>>> the preceding 12 months.
> $>> $>>>> --

> $>> $>>>> John Fleming
> $>> $>>>> Edmonton, Canada
> $>> $>>>> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
> $>> $>>>> And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O
> $>> $>>>> With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,
> $>> $>>>> Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP
> $>> $>>>> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
> $>> $>>> I wonder where John Flamming is these days?

> $>> $>>> --
> $>> $>>
> $>> $>>

> $>> $>> He's practising pounding a giant dildo up your ass at the next TM
> $>> $>> meeting.
> $>> $>>

> $>> $>> You're the entertainment for the evening.
> $>> $>
> $>> $>

> $>> $> Oh, now there's a new visual for me.
> $>> $>
> $>> $> Um. thanks?
> $>> $
> $>> $Sorry but I called dibs on the tanker, would you like it sent your way after
> $>> $it's refilled?
> $>
> $> It's just pulling out of my humble country estate even as I
> $> type.
> $
> $ Ya'll are too good to me.

As I've said before, we aim to please.



--

John Fleming
Edmonton, Canada

Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O

And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O

With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,

Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP

John Fleming

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in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $"The Great One" wrote:

[snip]

> $ No dear, you have your own giant dildo, you don't need to borrow
> $that one.

LOL

peachy ashie passion

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And I'm better at it than you are, too.

"The Great One"

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That's for the wifey to determine......did you make her scream till the windows rattled ??
--
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Sharx35

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"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Really? Are you bi?

Loaf of Bread

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On Nov 15, 12:16 pm, "\"The Great One\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net>
wrote:

[snip]

Enough said.

"The Great One"

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"Loaf of Bread" <john...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> On Nov 15, 12:16 pm, "\"The Great One\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net>
> wrote:
>
> Moldy Loaf of Bread is as Gay as his Butt-Buddies !!
>
You got that right!
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Loaf of Bread
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Thanks for the admission, Faggot !!
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John C.

Loaf of Bread

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On Nov 18, 11:47 am, "\"The Great One\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net>
wrote:

[snip]

That's nice.

"The Great One"

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"Loaf of Bread" <john...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> On Nov 15, 12:16 pm, "\"The Great One\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net>

PV

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LOL

socialist that fear the truth but want to give up all their rights

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What the fuck do you care...unless your looking for a date rape again


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The Doctor

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In article <PK-dnW4Asb4f3JnW...@centurytel.net>,
\"The Great One\" <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
>
>"Loaf of Bread" <john...@hotmail.com> wrote in message=20

>>
>> On Nov 15, 12:16 pm, "\"The Great One\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> Moldy Loaf of Bread is as Gay as his Butt-Buddies !!
>>
>You got that right!
>--
>Loaf of Bread
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>Thanks for the admission, Faggot !!
>--
>Your Pal,
>John C.

Because Loaf of Bread and snowman trolls edm.general .


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"The Great One"

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"PV" dick...@jizz.cum wrote in message
>
> Loaf of Bread kn...@gobble.cum wrote:
>>
> > On Nov 18, 11:47 am, "\"The Great One\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net>
> > wrote:
> >
> >> Miss "PV" is a New-Age Faggot !!
> >>
> > That's right, John C.
>
> Me so sad.
> --
> Miss "PV"

Repent you sinner !!
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PV

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"The Great One" wrote:

That's nice

Loaf of Bread

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On Nov 19, 7:47 am, "PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote:
> "The Great One" wrote:
>
> That's nice

LOL

"The Great One" has a real fascination with male sexuality. I guess
his wife doesn't let him rape her enough to meet his needs.

Mr.Smartypants

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I don't think "rape" is the operative word here since her clit is
bigger than his.

Penis envy might be a better diagnosis.

john smith

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"Loaf of Bread" <john...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1722060e-cb02-4507...@a39g2000pre.googlegroups.com...

LOL


Famous chatup lines #32: (Said in cheer-jaunty voice) "Let's not turn this
rape into a murder, eh?"

Closely followed by chatup line #33: "Does this rag smell of chloroform to
you?"


The Doctor

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In article <rQmNm.3451$cN3...@newsfe30.ams2>,

TRoll smith and Loaf in inflammatory mode.

Roy

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On Nov 19, 8:16 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> In article <rQmNm.3451$cN3....@newsfe30.ams2>,
>
>
>
>
>
> john smith <the_johnsm...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
>
> >"Loaf of Bread" <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

> >news:1722060e-cb02-4507...@a39g2000pre.googlegroups.com...
> >On Nov 19, 7:47 am, "PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote:
> >> "The Great One" wrote:
>
> >> That's nice
>
> >LOL
>
> >"The Great One" has a real fascination with male sexuality.  I guess
> >his wife doesn't let him rape her enough to meet his needs.
>
> >Famous chatup lines #32: (Said in cheer-jaunty voice)  "Let's not turn this
> >rape into a murder, eh?"
>
> >Closely followed by chatup line #33: "Does this rag smell of chloroform to
> >you?"
>
> TRoll smith and Loaf in inflammatory mode.
> --
> Member - Liberal International  This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
> God, Queen and country! Never Satan President Republic! Beware AntiChrist rising!http://twitter.com/rootnl2khttp://www.myspace.com/502748630
> Merry Christmas 2009 and Happy New Year 2010- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Doc, the best practice would be to squeeze out the "inflammation",
daub liberally with alcohol and set aside to air dry. That should
result in a cure.
==

The Doctor

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In article <33b0f9ae-953c-4417...@m26g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,
Roy <wil...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On Nov 19, 8:16=A0pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
>> In article <rQmNm.3451$cN3....@newsfe30.ams2>,
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> john smith <the_johnsm...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
>>
>> >"Loaf of Bread" <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >news:1722060e-cb02-4507...@a39g2000pre.googlegroups.com..=

>.
>> >On Nov 19, 7:47 am, "PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote:
>> >> "The Great One" wrote:
>>
>> >> That's nice
>>
>> >LOL
>>
>> >"The Great One" has a real fascination with male sexuality. =A0I guess

>> >his wife doesn't let him rape her enough to meet his needs.
>>
>> >Famous chatup lines #32: (Said in cheer-jaunty voice) =A0"Let's not turn=

> this
>> >rape into a murder, eh?"
>>
>> >Closely followed by chatup line #33: "Does this rag smell of chloroform =

>to
>> >you?"
>>
>> TRoll smith and Loaf in inflammatory mode.
>> --
>> Member - Liberal International =A0This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doc...@nl=
>2k.ab.ca
>> God, Queen and country! Never Satan President Republic! Beware AntiChrist=

> rising!http://twitter.com/rootnl2khttp://www.myspace.com/502748630
>> Merry Christmas 2009 and Happy New Year 2010- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
>Doc, the best practice would be to squeeze out the "inflammation",
>daub liberally with alcohol and set aside to air dry. That should
>result in a cure.
>=3D=3D

Serving these 2 trolls alcohol? Nah! Better idea is to get them
to read http://www.twitter.com/root/followers/ . That
will destroy my oppostition in one blow crushing their spirits forever.


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PV

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The Doctor wrote:
> In article
> <33b0f9ae-953c-4417...@m26g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,
> Roy <wil...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On Nov 19, 8:16=A0pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:

<snip>

>>
>> Doc, the best practice would be to squeeze out the "inflammation",
>> daub liberally with alcohol and set aside to air dry. That should
>> result in a cure.
>> =3D=3D
>
> Serving these 2 trolls alcohol? Nah! Better idea is to get them
> to read http://www.twitter.com/root/followers/ . That
> will destroy my oppostition in one blow crushing their spirits
> forever.

LOL, do you really think you Twitter count actually means anything? Please
explain your relationship with each of your "Followers".

While you are at it, Mr Popularity, why do you only have three "Friends" on
Myspace.

Put down the keyboard, go into the world and do something useful.

Sheesh

Alan Sailsbury

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LOL! It's hard to ignore Yads when he comes out with such MORONIC
comments as that! He genuinely believes we'd be jealous of his Twitter
"followers"? He's off his head!

I've got news for you Yads; it's only friends in the real world that
count. How many of your "followers" do you ACTUALLY KNOW PERSONALLY?


The Doctor

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Nov 20, 2009, 11:41:39 AM11/20/09
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In article <OZmdnQW-5NXcIJvW...@bt.com>,

Most in #edmonton / #yeg . So poster troll boy Sailsbury put up or shut up !

peachy ashie passion

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Nov 20, 2009, 1:08:42 PM11/20/09
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Nope, I put a gag on her before I started.

You were busy in here talking with the guys about dicks and I didn't
want to distract you

peachy ashie passion

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Nov 20, 2009, 1:09:53 PM11/20/09
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John, you are deeply deeply twisty.

peachy ashie passion

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Nov 20, 2009, 1:45:05 PM11/20/09
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Sharxie! Where ya been??

Mr.Smartypants

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Nov 20, 2009, 2:19:37 PM11/20/09
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On Nov 19, 7:06 pm, "john smith" <the_johnsm...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
> "Loaf of Bread" <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote in messagenews:1722060e-cb02-4507...@a39g2000pre.googlegroups.com...

> On Nov 19, 7:47 am, "PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote:
>
> > "The Great One" wrote:
>
> > That's nice
>
> LOL
>
> "The Great One" has a real fascination with male sexuality.  I guess
> his wife doesn't let him rape her enough to meet his needs.
>
> Famous chatup lines #32: (Said in cheer-jaunty voice)  "Let's not turn this
> rape into a murder, eh?"
>
> Closely followed by chatup line #33: "Does this rag smell of chloroform to
> you?"


ROTFLMAO!!

PV

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Nov 20, 2009, 2:34:31 PM11/20/09
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ROFLAMO.......brilliant, just brilliant!

PV

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Nov 20, 2009, 2:37:02 PM11/20/09
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BZZZZZZZZTTTTTTT......

Doesn't answer the question, more pointless bravado about something that
means nothing.

The question is: "How many of your "How many of your "followers" do you
ACTUALLY KNOW PERSONALLY?"

So Doc, put up or shut up

john smith

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Nov 20, 2009, 6:30:35 PM11/20/09
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"The Doctor" <doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca> wrote in message
news:he6dl7$fks$1...@gallifrey.nk.ca...

YOU'VE ACTUALLY GONE MAD, HAVEN'T YOU?

Always wondered how that happened... Now I know...

john smith

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Nov 20, 2009, 6:33:27 PM11/20/09
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"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:he6lt...@news1.newsguy.com...

They're ripped off Jimmy Carr's latest DVD; of course, it does show my sense
of humour.. >Hmmmf<....


john smith

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Nov 20, 2009, 6:34:03 PM11/20/09
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"Mr.Smartypants" <bunghol...@lycos.com> wrote in message
news:9d431bb4-50de-4fd1...@b25g2000prb.googlegroups.com...

john smith

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Nov 20, 2009, 6:34:48 PM11/20/09
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"Mr.Smartypants" <bunghol...@lycos.com> wrote in message
news:9d431bb4-50de-4fd1...@b25g2000prb.googlegroups.com...


ROTFLMAO!!

So what's it look like when your arse falls off?


The Doctor

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Nov 20, 2009, 6:44:05 PM11/20/09
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In article <he6lt...@news1.newsguy.com>,

Twisty and freaky.
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The Doctor

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Nov 20, 2009, 6:54:32 PM11/20/09
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In article <DEFNm.68462$3e4....@newsfe27.ams2>,

0/10 troll poster boy john smith.

Have a look at http://www.klout.com and type in ROOTNL2K .

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