Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, August 2008
(¯`·.¸Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW¸.·´¯)
The ballot for August 2008 contains such luminaries of usenet.kookdom as:
Bucky Breeder, the gibbering sockpuppeteer of 24hoursupport."help"desk;
Andrew B. Chung, the "Double-Doctor"; Doogie Grant, the screeding liar of
alt.war.vietnam; Gunner Asch, misc.survivalism wingnut; Ray "Kazoo, teh
Living Christ, Enemy of Intellectual Thought" Karczewski; GitRDunn, true
enemy of intellectual thought; Bobbi "Lady Veteran" Sanchez's Stalking
Outer Filth; Kevin "'Chinese Democracy' leaker"/"Skwerl" Cogill; Mehran
"Perfect Math"/"Special spam-free newsgroups, once I figure out how usenet
works" Basti; pla, the alt.rhode_islander who thinks a Big-8 group is just
the thing for ARI; Agamemnon, who is now perhaps wishing he didn't have
such a big mouth; the legendary "Richard the St00pid"; Tim "Spam's
Champion" Bruening; the Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy,
who aren't homophobic at all, nosirree; AB Patriot, future leader of Free
Alberta and eventual war criminal (if he has his way); Michael "Snit"
Glasser (owner of many in comp.os.linux.advocacy, and owned in turn by
Kadaitcha Man); Lady Veteran, still addicted to being stalked, and still
stalking; Matt "Onideus Mad Hatter"/"the RL version of 'Ego, the Living
Planet'" Moulton; Catherine "Christmas Cake" Burr; William
"Zapratz"/"Hoodoo" Cmelak; Lin Liangtai, the Chinese Dr. Frankenstein;
Bloxy, the Russian refried conspiracy screeder; Jamie "Seth Breidbart
doesn't know what spam is" Baillie; Abbedd, the intellectual powerhouse of
rec.music.classical.recordings (Just ask him!); Steven P. "Varnisher"
Vanier, another "Living Christ"; Damaeus, the paedophile
apologist/Satanist who isn't either of those things, no really, but what's
wrong with them anyway?...; and all the Offices except AUK Mascot, plus
three Salinger nominees (not JD -- Pierre), Kadaitcha Man, Snuhwolf, and a
NY Times journalist, Matt Schwartz. Feel free to forward this to more
groups, but don't snip anything if you do.
Teh ICoM/ts
All Hail Fluffy! On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:04:57 +0000, Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler whined:
> Here follows the one true ballot for the August 2008 Usenet Kook Awards.
> Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
> shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's
> litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
> * you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
> 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EDT on September 9th to cast your votes. Vote
> wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> JAYNE KULIKAUSKAS "CHUMP OF THE SUMMER" PIN
>
> "Once a year, the voting population will have the opportunity to elect
> an award-recipient for this presigious honour via a write-in campaign
> on the August ballot. Named after "one of Usenet's most gullible people
> of all time" (in her own words) - Jayne Kulikauskas, devoted housewife
> and soc.man sympathiser extrordinaire, who was exposed as a fool of
> epic proportions for two consecutive summers.
>
> (Definition of "CHUMP" - n. A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.)"
>
> Write in your candidate's name here:
>
> RICHARD M. NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Andrew B. Chung
> Douglas "Doogie" Grant
> Gunner Asch
> Raymond Karczewski
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Kevin Cogill
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> GitRDunn
> The Stalking Outer Filth Fanclub of Bobbi Sanchez
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mehran Basti
> pla of alt.rhode_island
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> The Stalking Outer Filth Fanclub of Bobbi Sanchez
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
> Tim Bruening
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> AB Patriot
> Bucky Breeder
> Lady Veteran AKA Bobbi Sanchez
> Michael Glasser AKA Snit
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Catherine Burr
> William Cmelak
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> "Doctor Who Physics" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> "Mars Phoenix Lander Findings" by Lin Liangtai
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> "All Folk music is modern Irish Pop" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> "Illuminati/Freemansons/Bohemian Grove" by Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> KLUCK LYSAGHT "TAR AND FEATHERS" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Catherine Burr
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
> Bucky Breeder
> Catherine Burr
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> AB Patriot
> William Cmelak
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> Steven P. Vanier
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Damaeus
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian
> Bucky Breeder
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder, trained by Kadaitcha Man
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> "Colin McKenzie" by Kadaitcha Man
> "Fake Earthlink Help Request" by Snuhwolf
> "The Trolls Among Us" by Matthias Schwartz
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> William Cmelak
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Abstain
>
> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Alexa Cameron
> Abstain
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Big-8 Management Board
> Chuck Lysaght and Will Dockery
> William Cmelak and Karen Anderson
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Jeff Relf
> Abstain
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
Meow!
None4You
"(¯`·.¸Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW¸.·´¯)"
<BiGWhi...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2008.09.01....@meow.fuckhead...
This guy deserves to be the KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER. Dr, MR Franc MBBS
(PhD) GPS Ang Poon Kah
pu_...@email.com
Or he should have his own award. for the NOBODY EVER REPLIES NO MATTER WHAT
I WRITE AWARD.
EskW...@spamblock.panix.com
> >
> > RICHARD M. NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
> > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
> >
> > Andrew B. Chung
> > Douglas "Doogie" Grant
> > Gunner Asch
> > Raymond Karczewski
> > None of the above
> > Abstain
Gunner
--
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so
certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
-- Bertrand Russel
HawkeyeX
Court of MEOW¸.·´¯) <BiGWhi...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Jamie "Lamie" Ballie
>>
>> RICHARD M. NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Andrew B. Chung
>> Douglas "Doogie" Grant
>> Gunner Asch
>> Raymond Karczewski
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Chungboi
Abstain
Richard "The st00pid" Bullis
someone REALLY needs to point to me where he's posting these days. I
miss that old k00k.
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
>
>> Tim Bruening
>
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> AB Patriot
>> Bucky Breeder
>> Lady Veteran AKA Bobbi Sanchez
>> Michael Glasser AKA Snit
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>>
Abstain
>> PALMJOB PADDLE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
Diaperboi
Abstain
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
Abstain
Diaperboi
>
>>
>> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian
>> Bucky Breeder
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
>
Abstain
>
>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Bucky Breeder, trained by Kadaitcha Man
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
>
Yes - Anything for the K-Man
>
>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> "Colin McKenzie" by Kadaitcha Man
>> "Fake Earthlink Help Request" by Snuhwolf
>
>> "The Trolls Among Us" by Matthias Schwartz
>
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
>
Tough choice - going to abstain this one.
>
>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>> William Cmelak
>> Abstain
>
Jamie "Lamie" Ballie
>
>> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Bucky Breeder
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>> Abstain
>
Jamie "Lamie" Ballie
>
>> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Alexa Cameron
>> Abstain
>
Abstain
>
>> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Big-8 Management Board
>> Chuck Lysaght and Will Dockery
>> William Cmelak and Karen Anderson
>> Abstain
>
Abstain
>
>> OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Jeff Relf
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
>
>Meow!
Woof.
Snarky
arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>>> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>>
>>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>>> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
>>> Neither of the above
>>> Abstain
>>>
>>>
> Richard "The st00pid" Bullis
>
> someone REALLY needs to point to me where he's posting these days. I miss
> that old k00k.
I've most only seen him on 24hs.hd, in x-poasts, but sometimes he's in
misc.transport.trucking.
--
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<EskW...@spamblock.panix.com> wrote in message
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Gunner
Howd you get on the list. Oh well Ive got next year.
(¯`·.¸Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW¸.·´¯)
Teh ICoM/ts
> RICHARD M. NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Andrew B. Chung
> Douglas "Doogie" Grant
> Gunner Asch
> Raymond Karczewski
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Kevin Cogill
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> GitRDunn
> The Stalking Outer Filth Fanclub of Bobbi Sanchez
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mehran Basti
> pla of alt.rhode_island
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> The Stalking Outer Filth Fanclub of Bobbi Sanchez
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
> Tim Bruening
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> AB Patriot
> Bucky Breeder
> Lady Veteran AKA Bobbi Sanchez
> Michael Glasser AKA Snit
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Catherine Burr
> William Cmelak
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> "Doctor Who Physics" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> "Mars Phoenix Lander Findings" by Lin Liangtai
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> "All Folk music is modern Irish Pop" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> "Illuminati/Freemansons/Bohemian Grove" by Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> KLUCK LYSAGHT "TAR AND FEATHERS" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Catherine Burr
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
> Bucky Breeder
> Catherine Burr
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> AB Patriot
> William Cmelak
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> Steven P. Vanier
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Damaeus
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian
> Bucky Breeder
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder, trained by Kadaitcha Man
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> "Colin McKenzie" by Kadaitcha Man
> "Fake Earthlink Help Request" by Snuhwolf
> "The Trolls Among Us" by Matthias Schwartz
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> William Cmelak
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Bucky Breeder
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Abstain
>
> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Alexa Cameron
> Abstain
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Big-8 Management Board
> Chuck Lysaght and Will Dockery
> William Cmelak and Karen Anderson
> Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> Jeff Relf
Teh Czar ov Awl Teh Flonkers
13:00:00 -0700 in alt.usenet.kooks, they're so drad:
> On Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:40:35 GMT, (¯`·.¸Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial
> Court of MEOW¸.·´¯) wrote:
>
>>Hail Eris!
>>
>>The ballot for August 2008 contains such luminaries of usenet.kookdom as:
>
Mr. Abraham wasn't deemed suitable for another nomination in August.
However, the "Chump of the Summer" Pin is a write-in vote only, so you
may submit your vote for him in that category. You'll need to reply to the
ballot again...
--
________________________________________________________________________
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Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008
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Mockery and Silliness, Demon Lord of Confusion, Demon Prince of
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Snarky, Queen of the Snarks of Ærisia; Queen of Rice; TransWench; Ship's
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Quotable quotes:
> >> Chaotic systems are systems whose state evolves with time which are
> >> highly sensitive to minute changes in initial conditions.
>
> > Good boy. Now, can you demonstrate your understanding of this
> > definition by applying it correctly?
>
> I can but you lack the ability to comprehend.
So that's why you decided to do it the wrong way?
-- Phil Bowles has since been putting Aggie's brain back together, and
is very sorry for making it explode. Message-ID:
<dc9d9032-9acb-4504...@34g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>
To poutso kelftis, aka Agamemnon:
"Gamo to mouni tis manas sou tis ksekoliaras." -- Kadaitcha Man
"So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many
years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and
everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!"
-- Eddie Izzard
"Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd
have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but
for good people to do bad things, it takes religion."
-- Steven Weinberg, Nobel Laureate
"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:
<1253073.6...@unixd0rk.com>
"Gabrielle?! Monkey-man, you bring her back! You know, you two are
beginning to irritate me with these obsessions of yours!
Fish don't just catch themselves!" -- Xena, "Fins, Femmes, &
Gems" (64/318)
Quoth Max Grrl to the Monkey:
> Free cl00: Why do you think you've been nominated for so many awards,
> Dribbles???
"Because y'all have so many nyms. Like I stated yesterday. Your b1tch as$
opinion doesn't mean $hit to me. You are totally irrelevant to me. I
continue flame you because I like kicking retards around." -- The
Monkey-man is unaware that Max Grrl only _has_ one nym. MID:
<jq9xh.875$hH2.700@trnddc02>
"Open wide and wait for a $hit explosion, turdboy" -- Joxer isn't very
well-acquainted with the concept of not aiming the flamethrower at his
own position. MID: <r7Wxh.2191$384.676@trnddc05>
NightMist wrote about Beauty/Venus In Furs/Olympiada:
> By the by, the "BT" that was mentioned in my exchange with her? That is
> a retired bishop that she thinks is lurking in usenet groups giving her
> secret messages about what and where to post.
"I did not say he was giving me anonymous messages about where to post,
I said he *may* have given me anonymous messages about where to post."
-- No, Beauty's not a paranoid k00k at all. No way. Doesn't
everyone(tine) think that way, sometimes? Message-ID:
<ergl7i$njc$3...@registered.motzarella.org>
Ken Ehrett
Gunner Asch
>>
>> BOBO AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Kevin Cogill
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
Yes
>>
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bucky Breeder
>> GitRDunn
>> The Stalking Outer Filth Fanclub of Bobbi Sanchez
>
>> None of the above
>
>> Abstain
Bucky Breeder
>>
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Mehran Basti
>> pla of alt.rhode_island
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
pla of alt.rhode_island
>>
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> The Stalking Outer Filth Fanclub of Bobbi Sanchez
>
>> Neither of the above
>
>> Abstain
The Stalking Outer Filth Fanclub of Bobbi Sanchez
>>
>> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>>
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
>
>> Tim Bruening
>
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Tim Bruening
>>
>> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> AB Patriot
>> Bucky Breeder
>> Lady Veteran AKA Bobbi Sanchez
>> Michael Glasser AKA Snit
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
Bucky Breeder
>>
>> PALMJOB PADDLE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
>
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
>>
>> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Catherine Burr
>> William Cmelak
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
William Cmelak
>>
>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> "Doctor Who Physics" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>
>> "Mars Phoenix Lander Findings" by Lin Liangtai
>
>> Neither of the above
>
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> "All Folk music is modern Irish Pop" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> "Illuminati/Freemansons/Bohemian Grove" by Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Abstain
>>
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bucky Breeder
>> Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
>
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Bucky Breeder
>>
>> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
YES
>>
>> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bucky Breeder
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>>
>> KLUCK LYSAGHT "TAR AND FEATHERS" AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
>> Catherine Burr
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Catherine Burr
>>
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
>
>> Bucky Breeder
>
>> Catherine Burr
>
>> None of the above
>
>> Abstain
Bucky Breeder
>>
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> AB Patriot
>> William Cmelak
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
William Cmelak
>>
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bucky Breeder
>> Steven P. Vanier
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Bucky Breeder
>>
>> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Damaeus
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>>
>> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
>> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
>
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
>>
>> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian
>> Bucky Breeder
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain
Bucky Breeder
>>
>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Bucky Breeder, trained by Kadaitcha Man
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain
YES
>>
>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> "Colin McKenzie" by Kadaitcha Man
>> "Fake Earthlink Help Request" by Snuhwolf
>
>> "The Trolls Among Us" by Matthias Schwartz
>
>> None of the above
>> Abstain
"Fake Earthlink Help Request" by Snuhwolf
>>
>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>> William Cmelak
>> Abstain
William Cmelak
>>
>> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Bucky Breeder
>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>> Abstain
Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>>
>> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Alexa Cameron
>> Abstain
Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>>
>> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Big-8 Management Board
>> Chuck Lysaght and Will Dockery
>> William Cmelak and Karen Anderson
>> Abstain
William Cmelak and Karen Anderson
>>
>> OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>> Jeff Relf
>> Abstain
Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
The Doctor
>>>
>>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>>
>>> Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
>>
>>> Tim Bruening
>>
>>> Neither of the above
>>> Abstain
>
Tim Bruening
>>>
>>> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>>
>>> AB Patriot
>>> Bucky Breeder
>>> Lady Veteran AKA Bobbi Sanchez
>>> Michael Glasser AKA Snit
>>> None of the above
>>> Abstain
>
>>>
>>> PALMJOB PADDLE
>>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>>
>>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>>> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
>>
>>> Neither of the above
>>> Abstain
>
Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>
>>> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>>
>>> Catherine Burr
>>> William Cmelak
>>> Neither of the above
>>> Abstain
>
William Cmelak
>>>
>>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>>
>>> "Doctor Who Physics" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>>
>>> "Mars Phoenix Lander Findings" by Lin Liangtai
>>
>>> Neither of the above
>>
>>> Abstain
>
"Mars Phoenix Lander Findings" by Lin Liangtai
>>>
>>> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
>>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>>
>>> "All Folk music is modern Irish Pop" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>>> "Illuminati/Freemansons/Bohemian Grove" by Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian
>>> Neither of the above
>>> Abstain
>
"Illuminati/Freemansons/Bohemian Grove" by Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian
>>>
>>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>>
>>> Bucky Breeder
>>> Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
>>
>>> Neither of the above
>>> Abstain
>
Bucky Breeder
>>>
>>> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
>>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>>
>>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>>>
>>> YES
>>> NO
>>> Abstain
>
NO
AB Patriot!
>>>
>>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>>
>>> Bucky Breeder
>>> Steven P. Vanier
>>> Neither of the above
>>> Abstain
>
Bucky Breeder
>>>
>>> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>>
>>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>>> Damaeus
>>> Neither of the above
>>> Abstain
>
Damaeus
Alexa Cameron
>>>
>>> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>>
>>> Big-8 Management Board
>>> Chuck Lysaght and Will Dockery
>>> William Cmelak and Karen Anderson
>>> Abstain
>
William Cmelak and Karen Anderson
>>>
>>> OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
>>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>>
>>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
>>> Jeff Relf
>>> Abstain
>
Jeff Relf
>>>
>>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>
>>> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
>>
>>Meow!
>
Let Tigger undo your knots.
--
Member - Liberal International
This is doc...@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doc...@nl2k.ab.ca
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Poster .@poster.com Top Poster.
--
Socrates taught his students that the pursuit of truth can only begin once
they start to question and analyze every belief that they ever held dear. If
a certain belief passes the tests of evidence, deduction, and logic, it
should be kept. If it doesn't, the belief should not only be discarded, but
the thinker must also then question why he was led to believe the erroneous
.
"The Doctor" <doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca> wrote in message
news:g9luqj$aft$9...@gallifrey.nk.ca...
(¯`·.¸Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW¸.·´¯)
Yo, guys, Aggie's on the ballot...Do you really want to leave all the
voting from RADW up to _Yads_?
Snarky
All Hail Fluffy! On Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:40:35 +0000, BiGWhiteGuy5 whined:
Kadaitcha Man
strangest mind in the world, ye stewed:
> Jeez, hadn't even seen the ballot until now!
> Abstain
> Abstain
> Abstain
> Abstain
> Abstain
> Abstain
> Abstain
> Abstain
> Abstain
> Abstain
> Abstain
> Abstain
> Abstain
> Abstain
> Abstain
> Abstain
Crikey, peachie. No wonder your ex got another woman pregnant.
<laughs, runs and hides>
--
Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk
peachy ashie passion
> peachy ashie passion, ye callow cony-catching rascal, a fellow of the
> strangest mind in the world, ye stewed:
>
>> Jeez, hadn't even seen the ballot until now!
>
>> Abstain
>> Abstain
>> Abstain
>> Abstain
>> Abstain
>> Abstain
>> Abstain
>> Abstain
>> Abstain
>> Abstain
>> Abstain
>> Abstain
>> Abstain
>> Abstain
>> Abstain
>> Abstain
>
> Crikey, peachie. No wonder your ex got another woman pregnant.
>
> <laughs, runs and hides>
>
Chicken!
Kadaitcha Man
monster in apparel, ye disparaged:
I prefer to call it self-preservation.
Larry Krzewinski
I see you have fans all over Usenet, Peachy. <g>
peachy ashie passion
So you are saying that you fully believe I could kick your ass if
you got in range?
Well, all that sexual tension has to get channeled SOMEwhere!
Kadaitcha Man
show, if you were a man, as man you are in show, you would not appear a
gentle lady so, ye revealed:
Oh, hell, yes, but only because I'd let you.
<wiggles eyebrows>
> Well, all that sexual tension has to get channeled SOMEwhere!
Precisely.
peachy ashie passion
oh, you better go back into hiding KM, you really should.
Kadaitcha Man
place but hell, ye kvetched:
Why's that, peaches?
peachy ashie passion
Oh, because you are going to anyway, so you should avoid the
Christmas rush and do it now.
Teh Czar ov Awl Teh Flonkers
The ballot for August 2008 contains such luminaries of usenet.kookdom as:
Bucky Breeder, the gibbering sockpuppeteer of 24hoursupport."help"desk;
Andrew B. Chung, the "Double-Doctor"; Doogie Grant, the screeding liar of
alt.war.vietnam; Gunner Asch, misc.survivalism wingnut; Ray "Kazoo, teh
Living Christ, Enemy of Intellectual Thought" Karczewski; GitRDunn, true
enemy of intellectual thought; Bobbi "Lady Veteran" Sanchez's Stalking
Outer Filth; Kevin "'Chinese Democracy' leaker"/"Skwerl" Cogill; Mehran
"Perfect Math"/"Special spam-free newsgroups, once I figure out how usenet
works" Basti; pla, the alt.rhode_islander who thinks a Big-8 group is just
the thing for ARI; Agamemnon, who is now perhaps wishing he didn't have
such a big mouth; the legendary "Richard the St00pid"; Tim "Spam's
^^^^^^^^^^
Champion" Bruening; the Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy,
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
who aren't homophobic at all, nosirree; AB Patriot, future leader of Free
Alberta and eventual war criminal (if he has his way); Michael "Snit"
Glasser (owner of many in comp.os.linux.advocacy, and owned in turn by
Kadaitcha Man); Lady Veteran, still addicted to being stalked, and still
stalking; Matt "the RL version of 'Ego, the Living Planet'" Moulton;
Catherine "Christmas Cake" Burr; William "Zapratz"/"Hoodoo" Cmelak; Lin
Liangtai, the Chinese Dr. Frankenstein; Bloxy, the Russian refried
conspiracy screeder; Jamie "Seth Breidbart doesn't know what spam is"
Baillie; Abbedd, the intellectual powerhouse of
rec.music.classical.recordings (Just ask him!); Steven P. "Varnisher"
Vanier, another "Living Christ"; Damaeus, the paedophile
apologist/Satanist who isn't either of those things, no really, but what's
wrong with them anyway?...; and all the Offices except AUK Mascot, plus
three Salinger nominees, Kadaitcha Man, Snuhwolf, and a NY Times
journalist, Matt Schwartz. Feel free to forward this to more groups, but
don't snip anything if you do.
Please note, followups are set for AUK-only. If you don't wish to
participate, please just ignore this. If you wish to whine, then do as
you see fit.
I'll never know another Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler like Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:04:57 +0000 in
alt.usenet.kooks, they're so drad:
> Here follows the one true ballot for the August 2008 Usenet Kook Awards.
> None of the above
> Neither of the above
> Tim Bruening
> Neither of the above
> Bucky Breeder
> Catherine Burr
> None of the above
Meow!
--
Pinku-Sensei
news:u96dnf5hBLRqeybV...@centurytel.net:
> This guy deserves to be the KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER. Dr, MR
> Franc MBBS (PhD) GPS Ang Poon Kah
> pu_...@email.com
Follow the advice in the following paragraphs. If he is as kooky as you
say, then nominating him should get a good response in about 3-6 months
of presentation.
"How do I present a Kook on this group?
The preferred technique is to get the suspected Kook to start posting to
AUK so that we can all see him/her/it in all their first-hand Glory. You
can do this by posting followups to the suspect's weirder messages, with
your followups nonchalantly crossposted to AUK. If the suspect responds
to your messages without editing the Newsgroups line, you've achieved
your goal.
Another acceptable method is to repost, complete and unedited, one or
two of the suspected Kook's recent rants. If you do this, please provide
a brief intro in the header describing what the hell you're doing, such
as indicating who this person is, what group you found the message on,
or why you think the rest of us should give a rat's @$$ about it."
> Or he should have his own award. for the NOBODY EVER REPLIES NO MATTER
> WHAT I WRITE AWARD.
"Golden Killfile
Given to the most killfile-worthy net.kooks on Usenet. This award
recognizes exceptional killfilable merit; if you are unworthy enough to
be ignored by everyone on the face of the earth, you are eligible for
this award."
Of course, you'll have to allow "punka" to convince us (there is no us)
first.
--
Pinku-Sensei
FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Alt.usenet.kooks
http://tinyurl.com/AUKFAQ
hones...@centurytel.net
"Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-...@caballista.org> wrote in message
news:gah9j7$lot$3...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
You Lying Faggot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Pal,
HJ
The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
and foamed wildly:
> "Pinku-Sensei" wrote...
None of that was a lie, Johnny. It just wasn't very nice. AUK isn't a
group for nice people, though.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! Cthulhu fhtagn! mhm 29x21; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
Chas. E. Pemberton; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008
"Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!"
"You DON'T HAVE A CLUE what mythology is.
"Mythology IS the same thing as history and Gesta Danorum is purely
historical.
"Take your idiotic and ignorant conspiracy theories about the grand
falsification of European history and shove them up your arse where they
came from." -- Argyros Argyrou/Agamemnon, teh Rhodes Scholar, in
Message-ID: <MeidnSdouex...@eclipse.net.uk>
http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Agamemnon
"Folklore is a 19th century Romanticist movement based on
contemporary popular northern European music."
"The entire concept was concocted by the Brothers Grimm during the
Romanticist literary period and entered the discipline of music in the
following century with the Romanticist musical period after Beethoven."
-- Please send medical bills for any damage to your health caused by the
above two quotes to Agamemnon-Skopianosfaktis. Message-ID:
<UNGdnZVRnLb...@eclipse.net.uk>
"Kolofilia between a human and another human is as depraved as fucking
animals." -- Agamemnon, poutso kelftis, just plain doesn't like sex,
apparently. Message-ID:
<asqdneLCt_DZ6e_V...@eclipse.net.uk>
"Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it
adversely."
-- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID:
<V6xNe.27650$XM3....@bignews5.bellsouth.net>
"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
<jljOe.5348$ZD4....@bignews3.bellsouth.net>
"For the most part, morality is universal." -- John "Easily" Shocked
"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<Ie2Qe.8199$wb5....@bignews1.bellsouth.net>
"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<RSR3f.23691$5l.1...@bignews1.bellsouth.net>
"Laws count, the US Constitution count more, and we need to have judges
on the bench who are going to Carry Out those laws, not Make Law or
Interpret Law." -- John "Easily" Shocked contradicts his own words on
the overriding importance of society's reluctance to accept
homosexuality, in Message-ID: <brIDe.67062$Qo.12613@fed1read01>
"I heard that you are still trespassing in the USA. If it's black, it
refuses to work and it accuses whites of racism. What a joke.
Look at a map and see where Africa is, bitchboy. What is this GOD DAMNED
NIGGERISH ALLEGIANCE YOU HAVE TO TRYING TO GET WHITE PEOPLE TO HAND OFF
OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT AGAINST YOUR CRIMINAL
ALLEGIANCE??????
Too afraid to tell the truth?
WIMPS!
COWARDS!
LIARS!
MILITANT ASSPRICKS!
LOSERS!
FAILED BULLSHITBOYS WHOSE CANDY HAS NO RED ON IT! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!
I LICKED THE RED OFF YOUR CANDY BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR ILK HAVEN'T GOT ANY
FURY!
THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T BEAT ME VIA ANY LAWFUL MEANS WHATSOEVER! YOU'RE A
NAMBY PAMBY ANTI-USA ASSPRICK!" -- Huge pools of MOLTEN WENTZKY are
being found all over the Carolinas, after his reply to Panama Floyd, in
Message-ID: <qiA3k.2556$Xe....@bignews1.bellsouth.net>
http://www.screedbomb.info/coosn/
Q: Who is eligible for a COOSN?
A: Kookologists with 10 or more verifiable UV points may exchange these
points for a Cabal Obsidian Order Sombrero Number.
Q: Who is *not* eligible for a COOSN?
A: Certified net.kooks; notorious net.cretins; terminally clueless
fuckwits; previous winners of kook-awards, unless an official pardon has
been granted by the FNVW.
Q: How do I apply for a COOSN?
A: Make a Usenet post to alt.usenet.kooks (crossposting to your favourite
newsgroups is acceptable); to ensure that the FNVW actually sees your
request, try to use either of the following formats for the subject line:
[COOSN Application] Your name (or best known handle) here
[COOSN Request] Your name (or best known handle) here
Please provide a list of 10 UV points - along with verifiable evidence for
each point wherever possible.
Q: Can one Kookologist nominate *another* Kookologist for a COOSN?
A: Yes, but the proposer should supply a verifiable list of 10 UV points
for the nominee at the time of the nomination. Also, the nominee must
accept the nomination before a COOSN is issued.
Q: What happens if my Sombrero Number application is refused by the FNVW?
A: The Office of Darth Bawl is always looking for new candidates. Nuff
said.
Q: What are "UV points"?
1. Threats of violence, especially death. (one point per kook)
2. Lists, i.e. *real* lists, not just mentions of two or three names in
the same post. One list per kook, unless the lists are clearly meant to
serve different purposes.
3. Fanboi sites (one point per kook, not one point per site. Minimum
qualification is a whole page about you; pages containing lists don't
score extra if the list also appears on Usenet).
4. Fanboi newsgroups (one point per kook, not one point per group)
5. Attempts at real-life contact (e.g. posting phone numbers)
6. Fake awards, revenge nominations etc. (one point per kook)
7. Mentions in a newsgroup FAQ (e.g. soc.men).
8. Being the target of a Kooksuit (one point per kook).
Gerald C. Newton is a wife-beating fuckhead.
http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/G-Dolf
Aratzio
With A Thousand Young <ancien...@shoggoths.rule> bloviated:
LIES!
I am a very nice person.
The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
foamed wildly:
> On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:29:59 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, The Black Goat
Lying fuckhead.;-{P}
--
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Hail Eris! Cthulhu fhtagn! mhm 29x21; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
Chas. E. Pemberton; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008
"Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!"
"IMBECILE! There is NO in-between. Read the original French. Nostradamus
was an early French psychiatrist. What you think are prophecies are his
case notes." -- Why didn't I see it before, Aggie? Of course! And
Paracelsus was an early physicist, too, right? Message-ID:
<j56dnXNOgNeeO1zV...@eclipse.net.uk>
"Archaeology is NOT history you FOOL!" -- Aggie Teh Scholar. Message-ID:
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