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John Fleming

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Dec 4, 2009, 9:03:32 AM12/4/09
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It's coming down heavily right now. Up to 15 cm (six
inches) expected over the next 24 to 48 hours.

Unfortunately, I have to go to work this morning, so there
is no staying home where it is warm and dry and where a guy
can watch Dr. Who reruns.

--

John Fleming
Edmonton, Canada

Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O
With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,
Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O

Sharx35

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Dec 4, 2009, 9:39:57 AM12/4/09
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"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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Being retired, I LOVE to surf to the various traffic cams and watch those
"in the squirrel cage" chase the Mighty Buck!! It's cool seeing Whitemud
Drive traffic back up for miles...on an almost daily basis. You'd think that
people would take an alternate route.

snowman

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Dec 4, 2009, 10:48:37 AM12/4/09
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Snow is just starting to fall in Calgary, the weather folks are
predicting lots of snow here also. I'm sure glad I decided to take this
week off. Nothing like being 'Sharx for a day' ;-)
>

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-Gordon Ramsey

Loaf of Bread

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Dec 4, 2009, 11:01:21 AM12/4/09
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On Dec 4, 8:48 am, snowman <x...@x.x> wrote:
> Sharx35 wrote:
>
> > "John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> >news:jh5ih55sk369tjnke...@4ax.com...
>
> >> It's coming down heavily right now.  Up to 15 cm (six
> >> inches) expected over the next 24 to 48 hours.
>
> >> Unfortunately, I have to go to work this morning, so there
> >> is no staying home where it is warm and dry and where a guy
> >> can watch Dr. Who reruns.
>
> >> --
>
> >> John Fleming
> >> Edmonton, Canada
>
> >>     Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
> >>     And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O
> >>     With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,
> >>     Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP
> >>     Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
>
> > Being retired, I LOVE to surf to the various traffic cams and watch
> > those "in the squirrel cage" chase the Mighty Buck!! It's cool seeing
> > Whitemud Drive traffic back up for miles...on an almost daily basis.
> > You'd think that people would take an alternate route.
>
> Snow is just starting to fall in Calgary, the weather folks are
> predicting lots of snow here also.  I'm sure glad I decided to take this
> week off.  Nothing like being 'Sharx for a day' ;-)

I'm envious.

The trip in to work wasn't bad, but I dread the trip home this
afternoon.

Oh sharx! I'll be thinking of you watching me on your webcam later
today as I fight the traffic on the Whitemud.

The Doctor

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Dec 4, 2009, 11:44:50 AM12/4/09
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In article <jh5ih55sk369tjnke...@4ax.com>,

John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>
>It's coming down heavily right now. Up to 15 cm (six
>inches) expected over the next 24 to 48 hours.
>
>Unfortunately, I have to go to work this morning, so there
>is no staying home where it is warm and dry and where a guy
>can watch Dr. Who reruns.
>

I can send you a few DVDs.
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Matthew Kruk

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Dec 4, 2009, 11:55:30 AM12/4/09
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"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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>
> It's coming down heavily right now. Up to 15 cm (six
> inches) expected over the next 24 to 48 hours.
>
> Unfortunately, I have to go to work this morning, so there
> is no staying home where it is warm and dry and where a guy
> can watch Dr. Who reruns.

Yep gonna need to get out ye old shovel and keep the cider flowing.


The Doctor

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Dec 4, 2009, 12:04:29 PM12/4/09
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In article <mabSm.286586$8m4....@en-nntp-07.dc1.easynews.com>,

Shovel and clean. Keep Canada Post happy.

Roy

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Dec 4, 2009, 12:07:36 PM12/4/09
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> people would take an alternate route.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Didn't they put the Whitemud Freeway in AS a viable alternate from
what they had before?...seems like it should have been wider and set
up for more rapid transport. There is no end to the problems in
Edmonton...and you keep voting in some of the weirdest turkeys to run
it as well.

==

Loaf of Bread

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Dec 4, 2009, 12:31:28 PM12/4/09
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They are widening it just north of the Quesnell Bridge. Bridge is
being redecked and widened too.

snowman

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Dec 4, 2009, 1:48:53 PM12/4/09
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Wow..It is just about noon now, I can barely see across the street with
the blowing snow. What a mess.

snowman

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Dec 4, 2009, 1:50:01 PM12/4/09
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The Doctor wrote:
> In article <jh5ih55sk369tjnke...@4ax.com>,
> John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>> It's coming down heavily right now. Up to 15 cm (six
>> inches) expected over the next 24 to 48 hours.
>>
>> Unfortunately, I have to go to work this morning, so there
>> is no staying home where it is warm and dry and where a guy
>> can watch Dr. Who reruns.
>>
>
> I can send you a few DVDs.

I doubt that John or anyone else is interested in your collection of
TeleTubbies videos.

Mr.Smartypants

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Dec 4, 2009, 3:32:34 PM12/4/09
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On Dec 4, 11:48 am, snowman <x...@x.x> wrote:
> Loaf of Bread wrote:
> > On Dec 4, 8:48 am, snowman <x...@x.x> wrote:
>
>   I'm sure glad I decided to take this
>
> >> week off.  Nothing like being 'Sharx for a day' ;-)
>
> > I'm envious.
>
> > The trip in to work wasn't bad, but I dread the trip home this
> > afternoon.
>
> > Oh sharx!  I'll be thinking of you watching me on your webcam later
> > today as I fight the traffic on the Whitemud.
>
> Wow..It is just about noon now, I can barely see across the street with
> the blowing snow.  What a mess.
>


We're supposed to get the same system here in the Hat but so far
there's still blue sky above us.

Perhaps overnight.

Loaf of Bread

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Dec 4, 2009, 3:56:56 PM12/4/09
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On Dec 4, 11:50 am, snowman <x...@x.x> wrote:
> The Doctor wrote:
> > In article <jh5ih55sk369tjnke92mrcaslfat65u...@4ax.com>,

> > John Fleming  <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> >> It's coming down heavily right now.  Up to 15 cm (six
> >> inches) expected over the next 24 to 48 hours.
>
> >> Unfortunately, I have to go to work this morning, so there
> >> is no staying home where it is warm and dry and where a guy
> >> can watch Dr. Who reruns.
>
> > I can send you a few DVDs.
>
> I doubt that John or anyone else is interested in your collection of
> TeleTubbies videos.

The doctor won't have any of those.

His pastor probably told him Tinky Winky was gay.

Loaf of Bread

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Dec 4, 2009, 3:58:19 PM12/4/09
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On Dec 4, 1:32 pm, "Mr.Smartypants" <bunghole-jon...@lycos.com> wrote:
> On Dec 4, 11:48 am, snowman <x...@x.x> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > Loaf of Bread wrote:
> > > On Dec 4, 8:48 am, snowman <x...@x.x> wrote:
>
> >   I'm sure glad I decided to take this
>
> > >> week off.  Nothing like being 'Sharx for a day' ;-)
>
> > > I'm envious.
>
> > > The trip in to work wasn't bad, but I dread the trip home this
> > > afternoon.
>
> > > Oh sharx!  I'll be thinking of you watching me on your webcam later
> > > today as I fight the traffic on the Whitemud.
>
> > Wow..It is just about noon now, I can barely see across the street with
> > the blowing snow.  What a mess.
>
> We're supposed to get the same system here in the Hat but so far
> there's still blue sky above us.
>
> Perhaps overnight.

I'd get nervous about three o'clock this afternoon.

Mr.Smartypants

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Dec 4, 2009, 4:02:13 PM12/4/09
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> I'd get nervous about three o'clock this afternoon.-

We have a steady breeze from the NW.
Something is coming.

Loaf of Bread

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Dec 4, 2009, 4:03:50 PM12/4/09
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I'd get those snow tires on if I were you. Before it's too late.

Mr.Smartypants

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Dec 4, 2009, 4:09:05 PM12/4/09
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> I'd get those snow tires on if I were you.  Before it's too late.-


<yawn>....later......I have to keep my post count up.;o)

Matthew Kruk

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Dec 4, 2009, 5:07:53 PM12/4/09
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"Mr.Smartypants" <bunghol...@lycos.com> wrote in message
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On Dec 4, 11:48 am, snowman <x...@x.x> wrote:
> Loaf of Bread wrote:
> > On Dec 4, 8:48 am, snowman <x...@x.x> wrote:
>
> I'm sure glad I decided to take this
>
> >> week off. Nothing like being 'Sharx for a day' ;-)
>
> > I'm envious.
>
> > The trip in to work wasn't bad, but I dread the trip home this
> > afternoon.
>
> > Oh sharx! I'll be thinking of you watching me on your webcam later
> > today as I fight the traffic on the Whitemud.
>
> Wow..It is just about noon now, I can barely see across the street
> with
> the blowing snow. What a mess.
>


We're supposed to get the same system here in the Hat but so far
there's still blue sky above us.

Perhaps overnight.

---

Saturday sounds the worse for you folks:

http://www.weatheroffice.gc.ca/city/pages/ab-51_metric_e.html


The Doctor

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Dec 4, 2009, 6:42:03 PM12/4/09
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In article <aa347f09-8268-41ca...@d9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
Mr.Smartypants <bc...@canada.com> wrote:
>On Dec 4, 2:03=A0pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On Dec 4, 2:02=A0pm, "Mr.Smartypants" <b...@canada.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Dec 4, 1:58=A0pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> > > On Dec 4, 1:32=A0pm, "Mr.Smartypants" <bunghole-jon...@lycos.com> wro=
>te:

>>
>> > > > On Dec 4, 11:48=A0am, snowman <x...@x.x> wrote:
>>
>> > > > > Loaf of Bread wrote:
>> > > > > > On Dec 4, 8:48 am, snowman <x...@x.x> wrote:
>>
>> > > > > =A0 I'm sure glad I decided to take this
>>
>> > > > > >> week off. =A0Nothing like being 'Sharx for a day' ;-)

>>
>> > > > > > I'm envious.
>>
>> > > > > > The trip in to work wasn't bad, but I dread the trip home this
>> > > > > > afternoon.
>>
>> > > > > > Oh sharx! =A0I'll be thinking of you watching me on your webcam=

> later
>> > > > > > today as I fight the traffic on the Whitemud.
>>
>> > > > > Wow..It is just about noon now, I can barely see across the stree=
>t with
>> > > > > the blowing snow. =A0What a mess.

>>
>> > > > We're supposed to get the same system here in the Hat but so far
>> > > > there's still blue sky above us.
>>
>> > > > Perhaps overnight.
>>
>> > > I'd get nervous about three o'clock this afternoon.-
>>
>> > We have a steady breeze from the NW.
>> > Something is coming.
>>
>> I'd get those snow tires on if I were you. =A0Before it's too late.-

>
>
><yawn>....later......I have to keep my post count up.;o)
>

I already have my snow tyres on Goosestepper.

PV

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Dec 4, 2009, 7:11:41 PM12/4/09
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The Doctor wrote:
> In article
> <aa347f09-8268-41ca...@d9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,

>>
>>
>> <yawn>....later......I have to keep my post count up.;o)
>>
>
> I already have my snow tyres on Goosestepper.

You drive a Goosestepper? What kind of mileage do you get and is it hard to
find parts for it?

--
PV

Stupidity is a condition
Ignorance is a choice


john smith

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Dec 4, 2009, 7:16:30 PM12/4/09
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"Mr.Smartypants" <bc...@canada.com> wrote in message
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It will knock four times...


snowman

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Dec 4, 2009, 9:33:10 PM12/4/09
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PV wrote:
> The Doctor wrote:
>> In article
>> <aa347f09-8268-41ca...@d9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
>>>
>>> <yawn>....later......I have to keep my post count up.;o)
>>>
>> I already have my snow tyres on Goosestepper.
>
> You drive a Goosestepper? What kind of mileage do you get and is it hard to
> find parts for it?
>

My guess is that it is some kind of tricycle.

John Fleming

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Dec 4, 2009, 10:13:27 PM12/4/09
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On Fri, 4 Dec 2009 09:31:28 -0800 (PST), while chained to a
desk in the scriptorium Loaf of Bread <john...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
> $On Dec 4, 10:07�am, Roy <wila...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $> On Dec 4, 7:39�am, "Sharx35" <shar...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $> > "John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> $> >news:jh5ih55sk369tjnke...@4ax.com...
> $> > > It's coming down heavily right now. �Up to 15 cm (six
> $> > > inches) expected over the next 24 to 48 hours.
> $>
> $> > > Unfortunately, I have to go to work this morning, so there
> $> > > is no staying home where it is warm and dry and where a guy
> $> > > can watch Dr. Who reruns.
> $>
> $> > Being retired, I LOVE to surf to the various traffic cams and watch those
> $> > "in the squirrel cage" chase the Mighty Buck!! It's cool seeing Whitemud
> $> > Drive traffic back up for miles...on an almost daily basis. You'd think that
> $> > people would take an alternate route.- Hide quoted text -
> $>
> $> > - Show quoted text -
> $>
> $> Didn't they put the Whitemud Freeway in AS a viable alternate from
> $> what they had before?...seems like it should have been wider and set
> $> up for more rapid transport. There is no end to the problems in
> $> Edmonton...and you keep voting in some of the weirdest turkeys to run
> $> it as well.
> $>
> $> ==
> $
> $They are widening it just north of the Quesnell Bridge. Bridge is
> $being redecked and widened too.

Unfortunately, they haven't finished the work yet. So the
bridge is still down to two lanes each direction.

So sharx is right, the traffic does back up.

There aren't many alternative routes in from the far west.
Anthony Henday will get you onto the south side. The other
alternative, really, is Groat.

John Fleming

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Dec 4, 2009, 10:15:44 PM12/4/09
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On Fri, 4 Dec 2009 09:55:30 -0700, while chained to a desk
in the scriptorium "Matthew Kruk" <nob...@home.com> wrote:
> $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> $news:jh5ih55sk369tjnke...@4ax.com...
> $>
> $> It's coming down heavily right now. Up to 15 cm (six
> $> inches) expected over the next 24 to 48 hours.
> $>
> $> Unfortunately, I have to go to work this morning, so there
> $> is no staying home where it is warm and dry and where a guy
> $> can watch Dr. Who reruns.
> $
> $Yep gonna need to get out ye old shovel and keep the cider flowing.

Or the snowblower.

The only reason I didn't use the snowblower this evening is
because my neighbour got his out this afternoon and did it
for me. (I'll get to return the favour later this year.)

Sharx35

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Dec 4, 2009, 10:16:39 PM12/4/09
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"snowman" <x@x.x> wrote in message news:ubaSm.148$ha3...@newsfe19.iad...

> Sharx35 wrote:
>>
>> "John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
>> news:jh5ih55sk369tjnke...@4ax.com...
>>>
>>> It's coming down heavily right now. Up to 15 cm (six
>>> inches) expected over the next 24 to 48 hours.
>>>
>>> Unfortunately, I have to go to work this morning, so there
>>> is no staying home where it is warm and dry and where a guy
>>> can watch Dr. Who reruns.
>>>
>>> --
>>>
>>> John Fleming
>>> Edmonton, Canada
>>>
>>> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
>>> And on that farm he had a genome E-I-E-I-O
>>> With a SNP SNP here and a SNP SNP there,
>>> Here a SNP, there a SNP, everywhere a SNP SNP
>>> Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
>>
>> Being retired, I LOVE to surf to the various traffic cams and watch those
>> "in the squirrel cage" chase the Mighty Buck!! It's cool seeing Whitemud
>> Drive traffic back up for miles...on an almost daily basis. You'd think
>> that people would take an alternate route.
>>
>
> Snow is just starting to fall in Calgary, the weather folks are predicting
> lots of snow here also. I'm sure glad I decided to take this week off.
> Nothing like being 'Sharx for a day' ;-)

Well, you know I run my tax business out of my residence and, at this time
of the year, I seldom have to go out on business. I do go for walks, though,
for about an hour at a time, on an almost daily basis. The biggest PITA is
people who seldom clean their sidewalks.

Sharx35

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"Loaf of Bread" <john...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Would the Henday be any better for you?

Sharx35

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"Mr.Smartypants" <bunghol...@lycos.com> wrote in message
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So, you are in the Hat, the city with all Hell for a basement. Or do they no
longer use that description?

Sharx35

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"Loaf of Bread" <john...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Snow tires? Hell, I haven't used snow tires for well over 30 years. Not
necessary unless you have a very steep driveway that you can't shovel before
using.

Sharx35

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Dec 4, 2009, 10:20:31 PM12/4/09
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"Roy" <wil...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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It's not me who elects the idiots--I vote only for clear-thinking
candidates, but none of them has won since the days of Laurence Decore.

Sharx35

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"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 4 Dec 2009 09:55:30 -0700, while chained to a desk
> in the scriptorium "Matthew Kruk" <nob...@home.com> wrote:
>> $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
>> $news:jh5ih55sk369tjnke...@4ax.com...
>> $>
>> $> It's coming down heavily right now. Up to 15 cm (six
>> $> inches) expected over the next 24 to 48 hours.
>> $>
>> $> Unfortunately, I have to go to work this morning, so there
>> $> is no staying home where it is warm and dry and where a guy
>> $> can watch Dr. Who reruns.
>> $
>> $Yep gonna need to get out ye old shovel and keep the cider flowing.
>
> Or the snowblower.
>
> The only reason I didn't use the snowblower this evening is
> because my neighbour got his out this afternoon and did it
> for me. (I'll get to return the favour later this year.)
>
> --
>
> John Fleming
> Edmonton, Canada

I didn't have any gas on the premises as it gets stale within a month, you
know. I only cleaned the sidewalk 1 blade width wide in the interim and the
driveway only just wider than the car. Just drove a mile or so to Southgate
then down to the Calgary Trail, South to 42 Avenue than west to home.
Hideous conditions. Little traction even on main roads. Southgate was not
very busy--bought some reading glasses for a BUCK plus GST at the Dollarama.

John Fleming

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On Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:33:10 -0700, while chained to a desk
in the scriptorium snowman <x@x.x> wrote:
> $PV wrote:
> $> The Doctor wrote:
> $>> In article
> $>> <aa347f09-8268-41ca...@d9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
> $>>>
> $>>> <yawn>....later......I have to keep my post count up.;o)
> $>>>
> $>> I already have my snow tyres on Goosestepper.
> $>
> $> You drive a Goosestepper? What kind of mileage do you get and is it hard to
> $> find parts for it?
> $
> $My guess is that it is some kind of tricycle.

Your guess is as good as mine.



--

John Fleming
Edmonton, Canada

John Fleming

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Dec 4, 2009, 11:10:37 PM12/4/09
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On Sat, 05 Dec 2009 03:16:39 GMT, while chained to a desk in
the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $"snowman" <x@x.x> wrote in message news:ubaSm.148$ha3...@newsfe19.iad...

> $> Snow is just starting to fall in Calgary, the weather folks are predicting
> $> lots of snow here also. I'm sure glad I decided to take this week off.
> $> Nothing like being 'Sharx for a day' ;-)
> $
> $Well, you know I run my tax business out of my residence and, at this time
> $of the year, I seldom have to go out on business. I do go for walks, though,
> $for about an hour at a time, on an almost daily basis. The biggest PITA is
> $people who seldom clean their sidewalks.

I know the kind. Sidewalk is virtually impassable. There
just aren't enough bylaw enforcement officers to help keep
them in line.

The Doctor

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In article <3kkSm.56402$PH1.10286@edtnps82>,

If only we can find another Laurence Decore.

Mr.Smartypants

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Dec 5, 2009, 2:25:04 PM12/5/09
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On Dec 4, 4:42 pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> In article <aa347f09-8268-41ca-85d0-41015761f...@d9g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,


On your bicycle with the training wheels?

Mr.Smartypants

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On Dec 4, 8:17 pm, "Sharx35" <shar...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> "Mr.Smartypants" <bunghole-jon...@lycos.com> wrote in message
> longer use that description?-


They can't. They're out of gas. Have to buy it elsewhere.

John Fleming

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On Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:03:32 -0700, while chained to a desk
in the scriptorium John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:

> $It's coming down heavily right now. Up to 15 cm (six
> $inches) expected over the next 24 to 48 hours.
> $
> $Unfortunately, I have to go to work this morning, so there
> $is no staying home where it is warm and dry and where a guy
> $can watch Dr. Who reruns.

As an update, we are still being ensnowed.

It's now Saturday afternoon, and it is coming down thick and
heavy.

Soon I will have to go out and clear the driveway *again*.

pandora

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Dec 5, 2009, 5:46:12 PM12/5/09
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"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:03:32 -0700, while chained to a desk
> in the scriptorium John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>
> > $It's coming down heavily right now. Up to 15 cm (six
> > $inches) expected over the next 24 to 48 hours.
> > $
> > $Unfortunately, I have to go to work this morning, so there
> > $is no staying home where it is warm and dry and where a guy
> > $can watch Dr. Who reruns.
>
> As an update, we are still being ensnowed.
>
> It's now Saturday afternoon, and it is coming down thick and
> heavy.

I'm SO sorry. But at least it's a weekend.

> Soon I will have to go out and clear the driveway *again*.

It is very clear and 40 degees here on the Oregon coast. It's
supposed to go down to around 31 degrees tonight. Snow in
the Cascades but none here on the coast.

:-)

The Doctor

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In article <34533e4c-8924-4d53...@g4g2000pri.googlegroups.com>,
Mr.Smartypants <bunghol...@lycos.com> wrote:
>On Dec 4, 4:42=A0pm, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
>> In article <aa347f09-8268-41ca-85d0-41015761f...@d9g2000prh.googlegroups.=

>com>,
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Mr.Smartypants <b...@canada.com> wrote:
>> >On Dec 4, 2:03=3DA0pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> On Dec 4, 2:02=3DA0pm, "Mr.Smartypants" <b...@canada.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> > On Dec 4, 1:58=3DA0pm, Loaf of Bread <johnt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> > > On Dec 4, 1:32=3DA0pm, "Mr.Smartypants" <bunghole-jon...@lycos.com=
>> wro=3D
>> >te:

>>
>> >> > > > On Dec 4, 11:48=3DA0am, snowman <x...@x.x> wrote:
>>
>> >> > > > > Loaf of Bread wrote:
>> >> > > > > > On Dec 4, 8:48 am, snowman <x...@x.x> wrote:
>>
>> >> > > > > =3DA0 I'm sure glad I decided to take this
>>
>> >> > > > > >> week off. =3DA0Nothing like being 'Sharx for a day' ;-)
>>
>> >> > > > > > I'm envious.
>>
>> >> > > > > > The trip in to work wasn't bad, but I dread the trip home th=
>is
>> >> > > > > > afternoon.
>>
>> >> > > > > > Oh sharx! =3DA0I'll be thinking of you watching me on your w=
>ebcam=3D

>> > later
>> >> > > > > > today as I fight the traffic on the Whitemud.
>>
>> >> > > > > Wow..It is just about noon now, I can barely see across the st=
>ree=3D
>> >t with
>> >> > > > > the blowing snow. =3DA0What a mess.

>>
>> >> > > > We're supposed to get the same system here in the Hat but so far
>> >> > > > there's still blue sky above us.
>>
>> >> > > > Perhaps overnight.
>>
>> >> > > I'd get nervous about three o'clock this afternoon.-
>>
>> >> > We have a steady breeze from the NW.
>> >> > Something is coming.
>>
>> >> I'd get those snow tires on if I were you. =3DA0Before it's too late.-

>>
>> ><yawn>....later......I have to keep my post count up.;o)
>>
>> I already have my snow tyres on Mr.SmartyPants.

>> --
>
>
>On your bicycle with the training wheels?
>

HTH.

The Doctor

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Dec 5, 2009, 6:34:15 PM12/5/09
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In article <59klh5laa2jmtnqgu...@4ax.com>,

Quit whining!

The Doctor

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Enjoy.

Matthew Kruk

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"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:03:32 -0700, while chained to a desk
> in the scriptorium John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>
>> $It's coming down heavily right now. Up to 15 cm (six
>> $inches) expected over the next 24 to 48 hours.
>> $
>> $Unfortunately, I have to go to work this morning, so there
>> $is no staying home where it is warm and dry and where a guy
>> $can watch Dr. Who reruns.
>
> As an update, we are still being ensnowed.
>
> It's now Saturday afternoon, and it is coming down thick and
> heavy.
>
> Soon I will have to go out and clear the driveway *again*.

Funny, yesterday had a foot drift in my driveway. Thought I'd wait it
out until the wind died down. I take the dog out for a wizz this
morning and it had all blown away. Phew. My driveway is beside the
house from the street - beside the house cleared but I still had to
shovel some of the front.


John Fleming

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On Sat, 5 Dec 2009 17:02:33 -0700, while chained to a desk

in the scriptorium "Matthew Kruk" <nob...@home.com> wrote:
> $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> $news:59klh5laa2jmtnqgu...@4ax.com...
> $> On Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:03:32 -0700, while chained to a desk

> $> in the scriptorium John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>
> $>> $It's coming down heavily right now. Up to 15 cm (six
> $>> $inches) expected over the next 24 to 48 hours.

> $>> $
> $>> $Unfortunately, I have to go to work this morning, so there
> $>> $is no staying home where it is warm and dry and where a guy
> $>> $can watch Dr. Who reruns.
> $>
> $> As an update, we are still being ensnowed.
> $>
> $> It's now Saturday afternoon, and it is coming down thick and
> $> heavy.
> $>
> $> Soon I will have to go out and clear the driveway *again*.
> $
> $Funny, yesterday had a foot drift in my driveway. Thought I'd wait it
> $out until the wind died down. I take the dog out for a wizz this
> $morning and it had all blown away. Phew. My driveway is beside the
> $house from the street - beside the house cleared but I still had to
> $shovel some of the front.

You're lucky.

Around here, the snow settled more near the front door, so I
had a two foot deep pike in front of the house. Along the
city sidewalk, things were pretty clean with almost no
shovelling required.

In all, shovelling took about three hours today.

John Fleming

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On Sat, 5 Dec 2009 14:46:12 -0800, while chained to a desk
in the scriptorium "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
> $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> $news:59klh5laa2jmtnqgu...@4ax.com...
> $> On Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:03:32 -0700, while chained to a desk

> $> in the scriptorium John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>
> $> > $It's coming down heavily right now. Up to 15 cm (six
> $> > $inches) expected over the next 24 to 48 hours.

> $> > $
> $> > $Unfortunately, I have to go to work this morning, so there
> $> > $is no staying home where it is warm and dry and where a guy
> $> > $can watch Dr. Who reruns.
> $>
> $> As an update, we are still being ensnowed.
> $>
> $> It's now Saturday afternoon, and it is coming down thick and
> $> heavy.
> $
> $I'm SO sorry. But at least it's a weekend.
> $
> $> Soon I will have to go out and clear the driveway *again*.
> $
> $It is very clear and 40 degees here on the Oregon coast. It's
> $supposed to go down to around 31 degrees tonight. Snow in
> $the Cascades but none here on the coast.
> $
> $:-)

I'm envious.

Matthew Kruk

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"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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I think so too. This is only my first winter at my new abode.


pandora

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"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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Heh. If I *want* to see/feel snow, I can drive up into the
mountains and romp around in it. I don't have to shovel it
though or drive in it. It looks lovely from a distance. :-)

Sharx35

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"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:03:32 -0700, while chained to a desk
> in the scriptorium John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>
>> $It's coming down heavily right now. Up to 15 cm (six
>> $inches) expected over the next 24 to 48 hours.
>> $
>> $Unfortunately, I have to go to work this morning, so there
>> $is no staying home where it is warm and dry and where a guy
>> $can watch Dr. Who reruns.
>
> As an update, we are still being ensnowed.
>
> It's now Saturday afternoon, and it is coming down thick and
> heavy.
>
> Soon I will have to go out and clear the driveway *again*.

I spent 2 1/2 effing hours Saturday afternoon and that was USING a
good-sized snow blower. Mrs. Sharx helped for about an hour, cleaning up
behind me. Friday afternoon , I'd also spent over an hour shovelling.
Friday night, coming home, thanks to some assholes who continue to insist on
parking in the street, instead of their garage, I almost got stuck. This
resulted from meeting ongoing traffic, on 36A Avenue, with only 1 set of
tire tracks in the snow and cars parked on both sides.

The street and avenue abutting Sharx. Manor were virtually impassable, so I
cleaned our side of them, too. Now, REMIND me why, in 1987, we bought a
corner lot AFTER I spent the years from the age of 6 to 20 something at my
parents' house, IN an effing corner lot with sidewalks at the front and side
and NO snow blower!!!!

Sharx35

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"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
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Just like the babes on Whyte Avenue........

John Fleming

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On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 02:50:35 GMT, while chained to a desk in
the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> $news:59klh5laa2jmtnqgu...@4ax.com...
> $> On Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:03:32 -0700, while chained to a desk

> $> in the scriptorium John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>
> $>> $It's coming down heavily right now. Up to 15 cm (six
> $>> $inches) expected over the next 24 to 48 hours.

> $>> $
> $>> $Unfortunately, I have to go to work this morning, so there
> $>> $is no staying home where it is warm and dry and where a guy
> $>> $can watch Dr. Who reruns.
> $>
> $> As an update, we are still being ensnowed.
> $>
> $> It's now Saturday afternoon, and it is coming down thick and
> $> heavy.
> $>
> $> Soon I will have to go out and clear the driveway *again*.
> $
> $I spent 2 1/2 effing hours Saturday afternoon and that was USING a
> $good-sized snow blower. Mrs. Sharx helped for about an hour, cleaning up
> $behind me. Friday afternoon , I'd also spent over an hour shovelling.
> $Friday night, coming home, thanks to some assholes who continue to insist on
> $parking in the street, instead of their garage, I almost got stuck. This
> $resulted from meeting ongoing traffic, on 36A Avenue, with only 1 set of
> $tire tracks in the snow and cars parked on both sides.

I spent a long time on my shovelling today too. Hopefully
it stays clear for more than 24 hours.

Anyway, even today, buses were getting stuck. Most of the
time, they wouldn't come right over to the curb lest they be
unable to pull away.

Maybe, just maybe, the city will get some graders out and do
a little clearing. And not just on the main roads, but on
the side streets too.

> $The street and avenue abutting Sharx. Manor were virtually impassable, so I
> $cleaned our side of them, too. Now, REMIND me why, in 1987, we bought a
> $corner lot AFTER I spent the years from the age of 6 to 20 something at my
> $parents' house, IN an effing corner lot with sidewalks at the front and side
> $and NO snow blower!!!!

You bought the corner lot because it felt like home.

Sharx35

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"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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Hmmm. It *is* nice having a "pocket park" across the street, instead of yet
more neighbours and their vehicles, stored on the street.

John Fleming

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On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:03:49 GMT, while chained to a desk in

the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> $news:5fcmh5tslo6stk7a3...@4ax.com...
> $> On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 02:50:35 GMT, while chained to a desk in
> $> the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> $>> $The street and avenue abutting Sharx. Manor were virtually impassable,
> $>> so I
> $>> $cleaned our side of them, too. Now, REMIND me why, in 1987, we bought a
> $>> $corner lot AFTER I spent the years from the age of 6 to 20 something at
> $>> my
> $>> $parents' house, IN an effing corner lot with sidewalks at the front and
> $>> side
> $>> $and NO snow blower!!!!
> $>
> $> You bought the corner lot because it felt like home.
> $
> $Hmmm. It *is* nice having a "pocket park" across the street, instead of yet
> $more neighbours and their vehicles, stored on the street.

But shovelling more snow is what you pay for it.

The Doctor

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Dec 6, 2009, 10:12:26 AM12/6/09
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In article <S9OdnSpwSpxflobW...@scnresearch.com>,

Come up to Canada now.

Sharx35

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"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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There is always a price to be paid--as the Doctor will find out when he
tries to shed his virginity.

Sharx35

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"The Doctor" <doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca> wrote in message
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There's LOTS of "romping" being down up here, pandora. We have keep warm
SOME HOW. Maybe next fall we shall romp on down to Yachats.

John Fleming

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On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:51:44 GMT, while chained to a desk in

the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> $news:e4gnh5p4fml78dt3j...@4ax.com...
> $> On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:03:49 GMT, while chained to a desk in

> $> the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>> $"John Fleming" <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> $>> $news:5fcmh5tslo6stk7a3...@4ax.com...
> $>> $> On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 02:50:35 GMT, while chained to a desk in

> $>> $> the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>
> $>> $>> $The street and avenue abutting Sharx. Manor were virtually
> $>> impassable,
> $>> $>> so I
> $>> $>> $cleaned our side of them, too. Now, REMIND me why, in 1987, we
> $>> bought a
> $>> $>> $corner lot AFTER I spent the years from the age of 6 to 20 something
> $>> at
> $>> $>> my
> $>> $>> $parents' house, IN an effing corner lot with sidewalks at the front
> $>> and
> $>> $>> side
> $>> $>> $and NO snow blower!!!!

> $>> $>
> $>> $> You bought the corner lot because it felt like home.
> $>> $
> $>> $Hmmm. It *is* nice having a "pocket park" across the street, instead of
> $>> yet
> $>> $more neighbours and their vehicles, stored on the street.
> $>
> $> But shovelling more snow is what you pay for it.
> $
> $There is always a price to be paid--as the Doctor will find out when he
> $tries to shed his virginity.

The operative word here is, of course, "tries".

The Doctor

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In article <h15oh5957r9t75jm3...@4ax.com>,

Condoms don't count.

pandora

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"Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> The street and avenue abutting Sharx. Manor were virtually impassable, so
I
> cleaned our side of them, too. Now, REMIND me why, in 1987, we bought a
> corner lot AFTER I spent the years from the age of 6 to 20 something at my
> parents' house, IN an effing corner lot with sidewalks at the front and
side
> and NO snow blower!!!!
>
Perhaps because most of that time you didn't have to
shovel the snow and you just thought it was pretty?

pandora

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"Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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At least you won't be shoveling snow.

Heh.

Sharx35

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"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
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>
> "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:%ZESm.56500$PH1.16271@edtnps82...
>>
>> The street and avenue abutting Sharx. Manor were virtually impassable, so
> I
>> cleaned our side of them, too. Now, REMIND me why, in 1987, we bought a
>> corner lot AFTER I spent the years from the age of 6 to 20 something at
>> my
>> parents' house, IN an effing corner lot with sidewalks at the front and
> side
>> and NO snow blower!!!!
>>
> Perhaps because most of that time you didn't have to
> shovel the snow and you just thought it was pretty?

Most of the time I DID have to shovel the snow...with heavy steel
shovels--no plastic ones for most of they time but a lighter aluminum one in
later years. And, now it wasn't pretty then and it still isn't pretty. Good
time to sell a house, though. In the winter, most landscaping "problems" are
covered up.

John Fleming

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On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 22:09:37 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
Doctor) wrote:
> $In article <h15oh5957r9t75jm3...@4ax.com>,
> $John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:51:44 GMT, while chained to a desk in

> $>the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> $>> $There is always a price to be paid--as the Doctor will find out when he
> $>> $tries to shed his virginity.
> $>
> $>The operative word here is, of course, "tries".
> $>
> $
> $Condoms don't count.

Sorry doctor.

Just because you are wearing a condom doesn't mean sex isn't
sex. All a condom does is prevent sperm from reaching the
uterus--most of the time.

The Doctor

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Dec 6, 2009, 7:41:22 PM12/6/09
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In article <pjjoh55nrpkvr2iu1...@4ax.com>,

John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 22:09:37 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
>desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
>Doctor) wrote:
>> $In article <h15oh5957r9t75jm3...@4ax.com>,
>> $John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>> $>On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:51:44 GMT, while chained to a desk in
>> $>the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> $>> $There is always a price to be paid--as the Doctor will find out when he
>> $>> $tries to shed his virginity.
>> $>
>> $>The operative word here is, of course, "tries".
>> $>
>> $
>> $Condoms don't count.
>
>Sorry doctor.
>
>Just because you are wearing a condom doesn't mean sex isn't
>sex. All a condom does is prevent sperm from reaching the
>uterus--most of the time.
>

As I said condoms don't count.

It wrecks the experience.

John Fleming

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On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 00:41:22 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a

desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
Doctor) wrote:
> $In article <pjjoh55nrpkvr2iu1...@4ax.com>,
> $John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 22:09:37 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
> $>desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
> $>Doctor) wrote:
> $>> $In article <h15oh5957r9t75jm3...@4ax.com>,
> $>> $John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>> $>On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:51:44 GMT, while chained to a desk in

> $>> $>the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>
> $>> $>> $There is always a price to be paid--as the Doctor will find out when he
> $>> $>> $tries to shed his virginity.

> $>> $>
> $>> $>The operative word here is, of course, "tries".
> $>> $>
> $>> $

> $>> $Condoms don't count.
> $>
> $>Sorry doctor.
> $>
> $>Just because you are wearing a condom doesn't mean sex isn't
> $>sex. All a condom does is prevent sperm from reaching the
> $>uterus--most of the time.
> $>
> $
> $As I said condoms don't count.
> $
> $It wrecks the experience.

Only in your mind, doctor, only in your mind.

snowman

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The Doctor wrote:
> In article <pjjoh55nrpkvr2iu1...@4ax.com>,
> John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>> On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 22:09:37 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
>> desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
>> Doctor) wrote:
>>> $In article <h15oh5957r9t75jm3...@4ax.com>,
>>> $John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>>> $>On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:51:44 GMT, while chained to a desk in
>>> $>the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> $>> $There is always a price to be paid--as the Doctor will find out when he
>>> $>> $tries to shed his virginity.
>>> $>
>>> $>The operative word here is, of course, "tries".
>>> $>
>>> $
>>> $Condoms don't count.
>> Sorry doctor.
>>
>> Just because you are wearing a condom doesn't mean sex isn't
>> sex. All a condom does is prevent sperm from reaching the
>> uterus--most of the time.
>>
>
> As I said condoms don't count.
>
> It wrecks the experience.


And you would know this....how exactly?

--
--------------------------------------------------------------


"It's the customer's privilege to burst their own f*cking yolk."

-Gordon Ramsey

pandora

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>
> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
> news:Es6dnVbc1KTGo4HW...@scnresearch.com...
> >
> > "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:%ZESm.56500$PH1.16271@edtnps82...
> >>
> >> The street and avenue abutting Sharx. Manor were virtually impassable,
so
> > I
> >> cleaned our side of them, too. Now, REMIND me why, in 1987, we bought a
> >> corner lot AFTER I spent the years from the age of 6 to 20 something at
> >> my
> >> parents' house, IN an effing corner lot with sidewalks at the front and
> > side
> >> and NO snow blower!!!!
> >>
> > Perhaps because most of that time you didn't have to
> > shovel the snow and you just thought it was pretty?
>
> Most of the time I DID have to shovel the snow...

Your parents must have believed in child labor. :-)

with heavy steel
> shovels--no plastic ones for most of they time but a lighter aluminum one
in
> later years. And, now it wasn't pretty then and it still isn't pretty.
Good
> time to sell a house, though. In the winter, most landscaping "problems"
are
> covered up.

Heh.

Sharx35

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"snowman" <x@x.x> wrote in message
news:MF%Sm.86347$Wf2....@newsfe23.iad...

> The Doctor wrote:
>> In article <pjjoh55nrpkvr2iu1...@4ax.com>,
>> John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>>> On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 22:09:37 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
>>> desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
>>> Doctor) wrote:
>>>> $In article <h15oh5957r9t75jm3...@4ax.com>,
>>>> $John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>>>> $>On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:51:44 GMT, while chained to a desk in
>>>> $>the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>> $>> $There is always a price to be paid--as the Doctor will find out
>>>> when he $>> $tries to shed his virginity.
>>>> $>
>>>> $>The operative word here is, of course, "tries".
>>>> $>
>>>> $
>>>> $Condoms don't count.
>>> Sorry doctor.
>>>
>>> Just because you are wearing a condom doesn't mean sex isn't
>>> sex. All a condom does is prevent sperm from reaching the
>>> uterus--most of the time.
>>>
>>
>> As I said condoms don't count.
>>
>> It wrecks the experience.
>
>
> And you would know this....how exactly?

He prefers Norman to "ride bareback".

Alan Sailsbury

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He doesn't. But he knows that condoms stop sperm "loading up" a "lady".
Yads' believes that the whole point of sex is reproduction. Therefore
condoms "wreck the experience".

The Doctor

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In article <69qoh5d5l4cs7r6tq...@4ax.com>,

Condoms users has no ethics or honour.

The Doctor

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In article <4oCdnXoj3PtZdoHW...@bt.com>,

10/10 Trollsbury.

PV

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On what do you base your "wisdom" and here is a small hint, total ignorance
is not a good authority to lean on. You are getting worse then the Pope
with your sexual ignorance.


--
PV

Stupidity is a condition
Ignorance is a choice


Alan Sailsbury

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Dec 7, 2009, 11:19:34 AM12/7/09
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Condoms prevent the spread of sexual diseases. In what way is that
unethical to use a condom?

Alan Sailsbury

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Dec 7, 2009, 11:20:59 AM12/7/09
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The Doctor wrote:
> In article <4oCdnXoj3PtZdoHW...@bt.com>,
> Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
>> snowman wrote:
>>> The Doctor wrote:
>
>>>>>
>>>> As I said condoms don't count.
>>>>
>>>> It wrecks the experience.
>>>
>>> And you would know this....how exactly?
>>>
>> He doesn't. But he knows that condoms stop sperm "loading up" a "lady".
>> Yads' believes that the whole point of sex is reproduction. Therefore
>> condoms "wreck the experience".
>>
>
> 10/10 Trollsbury.

Fuck
king
hell.

You actually DO believe that!

You sad mad twat.

The Doctor

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Dec 7, 2009, 12:01:07 PM12/7/09
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In article <SYSdnVCJUKF_t4DW...@bt.com>,

Stop screwing around and be honourable. STD can be stopped
if you behave civilly.

The Doctor

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Dec 7, 2009, 12:01:57 PM12/7/09
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In article <SYSdnVOJUKGqtoDW...@bt.com>,

Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
>The Doctor wrote:
>> In article <4oCdnXoj3PtZdoHW...@bt.com>,
>> Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
>>> snowman wrote:
>>>> The Doctor wrote:
>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> As I said condoms don't count.
>>>>>
>>>>> It wrecks the experience.
>>>>
>>>> And you would know this....how exactly?
>>>>
>>> He doesn't. But he knows that condoms stop sperm "loading up" a "lady".
>>> Yads' believes that the whole point of sex is reproduction. Therefore
>>> condoms "wreck the experience".
>>>
>>
>> 10/10 Trollsbury.
>
>hell.
>
>You actually DO believe that!
>
>You sad mad twat.
>

It is called ethics. IT is something you do not have TRollsbury.

Alan Sailsbury

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What about unwanted pregnancies?

Alan Sailsbury

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Dec 7, 2009, 12:08:53 PM12/7/09
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The Doctor wrote:
> In article <SYSdnVOJUKGqtoDW...@bt.com>,
> Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
>> The Doctor wrote:
>>> In article <4oCdnXoj3PtZdoHW...@bt.com>,
>>> Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
>>>> snowman wrote:
>>>>> The Doctor wrote:
>>>>>> As I said condoms don't count.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It wrecks the experience.
>>>>> And you would know this....how exactly?
>>>>>
>>>> He doesn't. But he knows that condoms stop sperm "loading up" a "lady".
>>>> Yads' believes that the whole point of sex is reproduction. Therefore
>>>> condoms "wreck the experience".
>>>>
>>> 10/10 Trollsbury.
>> hell.
>>
>> You actually DO believe that!
>>
>> You sad mad twat.
>>
>
> It is called ethics. IT is something you do not have TRollsbury.

No Yads. Most people feel that sex is fun. Even married couples. Why
shouldn't they enjoy each other's bodies? What the hell has it got to do
with you what consenting couples do?

The Doctor

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Dec 7, 2009, 12:13:52 PM12/7/09
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In article <I4idnSCT_MBQqIDW...@bt.com>,

The couple should be charge with negligence.

Loaf of Bread

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On Dec 7, 8:39 am, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> In article <69qoh5d5l4cs7r6tq50nia21up8t99l...@4ax.com>,

> John Fleming  <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> >On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 00:41:22 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
> >desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
> >Doctor) wrote:
> >> $In article <pjjoh55nrpkvr2iu15fgkeu91o7vc2t...@4ax.com>,

> >> $John Fleming  <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> >> $>On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 22:09:37 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
> >> $>desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
> >> $>Doctor) wrote:
> >> $>> $In article <h15oh5957r9t75jm39ripvfj60vjm51...@4ax.com>,

> >> $>> $John Fleming  <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> >> $>> $>On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:51:44 GMT, while chained to a desk in
> >> $>> $>the scriptorium "Sharx35" <shar...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> $>
> >> $>> $>> $There is always a price to be paid--as the Doctor will find out when he
> >> $>> $>> $tries to shed his virginity.
> >> $>> $>
> >> $>> $>The operative word here is, of course, "tries".
> >> $>> $>
> >> $>> $
> >> $>> $Condoms don't count.
> >> $>
> >> $>Sorry doctor.
> >> $>
> >> $>Just because you are wearing a condom doesn't mean sex isn't
> >> $>sex.  All a condom does is prevent sperm from reaching the
> >> $>uterus--most of the time.
> >> $>
> >> $
> >> $As I said condoms don't count.
> >> $
> >> $It wrecks the experience.
>
> >Only in your mind, doctor, only in your mind.
>
> Condoms users has no ethics or honour.

What is unethical about not producing unwanted children?

Besides, that doesn't answer the question, "why is sex while wearing a
condom not sex?"

Loaf of Bread

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On Dec 7, 8:54 am, "PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote:
> The Doctor wrote:
> > In article <69qoh5d5l4cs7r6tq50nia21up8t99l...@4ax.com>,

> > Condoms users has no ethics or honour.
>
> On what do you base your "wisdom" and here is a small hint, total ignorance
> is not a good authority to lean on.  You are getting worse then the Pope
> with your sexual ignorance.

At least we have to give the doctor credit for trying something
difficult.

Loaf of Bread

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On Dec 7, 9:19 am, Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
> The Doctor wrote:
> > In article <69qoh5d5l4cs7r6tq50nia21up8t99l...@4ax.com>,

> > John Fleming  <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> >> On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 00:41:22 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
> >> desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
> >> Doctor) wrote:
> >>> $In article <pjjoh55nrpkvr2iu15fgkeu91o7vc2t...@4ax.com>,

> >>> $John Fleming  <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> >>> $>On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 22:09:37 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
> >>> $>desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
> >>> $>Doctor) wrote:
> >>> $>> $In article <h15oh5957r9t75jm39ripvfj60vjm51...@4ax.com>,

> >>> $>> $John Fleming  <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> >>> $>> $>On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:51:44 GMT, while chained to a desk in
> >>> $>> $>the scriptorium "Sharx35" <shar...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>> $>
> >>> $>> $>> $There is always a price to be paid--as the Doctor will find out when he
> >>> $>> $>> $tries to shed his virginity.
> >>> $>> $>
> >>> $>> $>The operative word here is, of course, "tries".
> >>> $>> $>
> >>> $>> $
> >>> $>> $Condoms don't count.
> >>> $>
> >>> $>Sorry doctor.
> >>> $>
> >>> $>Just because you are wearing a condom doesn't mean sex isn't
> >>> $>sex.  All a condom does is prevent sperm from reaching the
> >>> $>uterus--most of the time.
> >>> $>
> >>> $
> >>> $As I said condoms don't count.
> >>> $
> >>> $It wrecks the experience.
> >> Only in your mind, doctor, only in your mind.
>
> > Condoms users has no ethics or honour.
>
> Condoms prevent the spread of sexual diseases. In what way is that
> unethical to use a condom?

Or dishonorable?

Loaf of Bread

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On Dec 7, 10:01 am, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> In article <SYSdnVOJUKGqtoDWnZ2dnUVZ8uadn...@bt.com>,
> Alan Sailsbury  <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:

[snip]

> It is called ethics.  IT is something you do not have TRollsbury.

It's something you don't seem to have either.

Loaf of Bread

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On Dec 7, 10:13 am, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> In article <I4idnSCT_MBQqIDWnZ2dnUVZ8lNi4...@bt.com>,

> Alan Sailsbury  <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> >The Doctor wrote:
> >> In article <SYSdnVCJUKF_t4DWnZ2dnUVZ8uadn...@bt.com>,

> >> Alan Sailsbury  <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
> >>> The Doctor wrote:
> >>>> In article <69qoh5d5l4cs7r6tq50nia21up8t99l...@4ax.com>,

> >>>> John Fleming  <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> >>>>> On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 00:41:22 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
> >>>>> desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
> >>>>> Doctor) wrote:
> >>>>>> $In article <pjjoh55nrpkvr2iu15fgkeu91o7vc2t...@4ax.com>,

> >>>>>> $John Fleming  <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> >>>>>> $>On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 22:09:37 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
> >>>>>> $>desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
> >>>>>> $>Doctor) wrote:
> >>>>>> $>> $In article <h15oh5957r9t75jm39ripvfj60vjm51...@4ax.com>,

> >>>>>> $>> $John Fleming  <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> >>>>>> $>> $>On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:51:44 GMT, while chained to a desk in

If they use condoms, no unwanted pregnancies.

Mr.Smartypants

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Dec 7, 2009, 3:36:07 PM12/7/09
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On Dec 7, 8:39 am, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> In article <69qoh5d5l4cs7r6tq50nia21up8t99l...@4ax.com>,

> John Fleming  <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> >On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 00:41:22 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
> >desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
> >Doctor) wrote:
> >> $In article <pjjoh55nrpkvr2iu15fgkeu91o7vc2t...@4ax.com>,

> >> $John Fleming  <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> >> $>On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 22:09:37 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
> >> $>desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
> >> $>Doctor) wrote:
> >> $>> $In article <h15oh5957r9t75jm39ripvfj60vjm51...@4ax.com>,

> >> $>> $John Fleming  <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> >> $>> $>On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:51:44 GMT, while chained to a desk in
> >> $>> $>the scriptorium "Sharx35" <shar...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> $>
> >> $>> $>> $There is always a price to be paid--as the Doctor will find out when he
> >> $>> $>> $tries to shed his virginity.
> >> $>> $>
> >> $>> $>The operative word here is, of course, "tries".
> >> $>> $>
> >> $>> $
> >> $>> $Condoms don't count.
> >> $>
> >> $>Sorry doctor.
> >> $>
> >> $>Just because you are wearing a condom doesn't mean sex isn't
> >> $>sex.  All a condom does is prevent sperm from reaching the
> >> $>uterus--most of the time.
> >> $>
> >> $
> >> $As I said condoms don't count.
> >> $
> >> $It wrecks the experience.
>
> >Only in your mind, doctor, only in your mind.
>
> Condoms users has no ethics or honour.
> --


The primary use of condoms is to prevent STDs.

I'd say that is both ethical and honourable.

peachy ashie passion

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Dec 7, 2009, 5:55:31 PM12/7/09
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The Doctor wrote:
> In article <SYSdnVOJUKGqtoDW...@bt.com>,
> Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
>> The Doctor wrote:
>>> In article <4oCdnXoj3PtZdoHW...@bt.com>,
>>> Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
>>>> snowman wrote:
>>>>> The Doctor wrote:
>>>>>> As I said condoms don't count.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It wrecks the experience.
>>>>> And you would know this....how exactly?
>>>>>
>>>> He doesn't. But he knows that condoms stop sperm "loading up" a "lady".
>>>> Yads' believes that the whole point of sex is reproduction. Therefore
>>>> condoms "wreck the experience".
>>>>
>>> 10/10 Trollsbury.
>> hell.
>>
>> You actually DO believe that!
>>
>> You sad mad twat.
>>
>
> It is called ethics. IT is something you do not have TRollsbury.

Corinthians 7:5.

Explain it.

The Doctor

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Dec 7, 2009, 7:06:06 PM12/7/09
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In article <eb267dcc-dd35-44bb...@z35g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
Mr.Smartypants <bunghol...@lycos.com> wrote:

>On Dec 7, 8:39=A0am, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
>> In article <69qoh5d5l4cs7r6tq50nia21up8t99l...@4ax.com>,
>> John Fleming =A0<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> >On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 00:41:22 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
>> >desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
>> >Doctor) wrote:
>> >> $In article <pjjoh55nrpkvr2iu15fgkeu91o7vc2t...@4ax.com>,
>> >> $John Fleming =A0<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>> >> $>On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 22:09:37 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
>> >> $>desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
>> >> $>Doctor) wrote:
>> >> $>> $In article <h15oh5957r9t75jm39ripvfj60vjm51...@4ax.com>,
>> >> $>> $John Fleming =A0<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
>> >> $>> $>On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:51:44 GMT, while chained to a desk in
>> >> $>> $>the scriptorium "Sharx35" <shar...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> $>
>> >> $>> $>> $There is always a price to be paid--as the Doctor will find o=

>ut when he
>> >> $>> $>> $tries to shed his virginity.
>> >> $>> $>
>> >> $>> $>The operative word here is, of course, "tries".
>> >> $>> $>
>> >> $>> $
>> >> $>> $Condoms don't count.
>> >> $>
>> >> $>Sorry doctor.
>> >> $>
>> >> $>Just because you are wearing a condom doesn't mean sex isn't
>> >> $>sex. =A0All a condom does is prevent sperm from reaching the

>> >> $>uterus--most of the time.
>> >> $>
>> >> $
>> >> $As I said condoms don't count.
>> >> $
>> >> $It wrecks the experience.
>>
>> >Only in your mind, doctor, only in your mind.
>>
>> Condoms users has no ethics or honour.
>> --
>
>
>The primary use of condoms is to prevent STDs.
>
>I'd say that is both ethical and honourable.
>

The AIDS virus is so small It can get through a condom.

The Doctor

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In article <hfk14...@news7.newsguy.com>,

peachy ashie passion <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>The Doctor wrote:
>> In article <SYSdnVOJUKGqtoDW...@bt.com>,
>> Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
>>> The Doctor wrote:
>>>> In article <4oCdnXoj3PtZdoHW...@bt.com>,
>>>> Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
>>>>> snowman wrote:
>>>>>> The Doctor wrote:
>>>>>>> As I said condoms don't count.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It wrecks the experience.
>>>>>> And you would know this....how exactly?
>>>>>>
>>>>> He doesn't. But he knows that condoms stop sperm "loading up" a "lady".
>>>>> Yads' believes that the whole point of sex is reproduction. Therefore
>>>>> condoms "wreck the experience".
>>>>>
>>>> 10/10 Trollsbury.
>>> hell.
>>>
>>> You actually DO believe that!
>>>
>>> You sad mad twat.
>>>
>>
>> It is called ethics. IT is something you do not have TRollsbury.
>
> Corinthians 7:5.
>
> Explain it.

You missed a number PAP.

john smith

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"The Doctor" <doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca> wrote in message
news:hfk59e$4h5$1...@gallifrey.nk.ca...


>snigger<

You don't half believe some bullshit, Yads!

Alan Sailsbury

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You can catch VD off doorknobs. :-D

John Fleming

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On Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:54:56 GMT, while chained to a desk in
the scriptorium "PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote:
> $The Doctor wrote:
> $> In article <69qoh5d5l4cs7r6tq...@4ax.com>,
> $> John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>> On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 00:41:22 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a

> $>> desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
> $>> Doctor) wrote:
> $>>> $In article <pjjoh55nrpkvr2iu1...@4ax.com>,

> $>>> $John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>>> $>On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 22:09:37 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
> $>>> $>desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
> $>>> $>Doctor) wrote:
> $>>> $>> $In article <h15oh5957r9t75jm3...@4ax.com>,
> $>>> $>> $John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>>> $>> $>On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:51:44 GMT, while chained to a desk in

> $>>> $>> $>the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>>> $>
> $>>> $>> $>> $There is always a price to be paid--as the Doctor will
> $>>> find out when he $>> $>> $tries to shed his virginity.

> $>>> $>> $>
> $>>> $>> $>The operative word here is, of course, "tries".
> $>>> $>> $>
> $>>> $>> $
> $>>> $>> $Condoms don't count.
> $>>> $>
> $>>> $>Sorry doctor.
> $>>> $>
> $>>> $>Just because you are wearing a condom doesn't mean sex isn't
> $>>> $>sex. All a condom does is prevent sperm from reaching the
> $>>> $>uterus--most of the time.
> $>>> $>
> $>>> $

> $>>> $As I said condoms don't count.
> $>>> $
> $>>> $It wrecks the experience.
> $>>
> $>> Only in your mind, doctor, only in your mind.
> $>>
> $>
> $> Condoms users has no ethics or honour.
> $
> $On what do you base your "wisdom" and here is a small hint, total ignorance
> $is not a good authority to lean on. You are getting worse then the Pope
> $with your sexual ignorance.

Lousy comparison PV. Not with some of the things some RC
clergy have been caught doing with, among other things,
altar boys. Even if he hasn't participated in such
activities himself, the Pope might be more up to speed on
sex than the doctor will ever be.

John Fleming

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On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 12:02:07 -0800 (PST), while chained to a
desk in the scriptorium Loaf of Bread <john...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
> $On Dec 7, 8:54�am, "PV" <edrnouser@ spam telus.net> wrote:
> $> The Doctor wrote:
> $> > In article <69qoh5d5l4cs7r6tq50nia21up8t99l...@4ax.com>,
> $
> $> > Condoms users has no ethics or honour.
> $>
> $> On what do you base your "wisdom" and here is a small hint, total ignorance
> $> is not a good authority to lean on. �You are getting worse then the Pope
> $> with your sexual ignorance.
> $
> $At least we have to give the doctor credit for trying something
> $difficult.

LOL

Good point Loaf.

John Fleming

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On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 12:04:43 -0800 (PST), while chained to a

desk in the scriptorium Loaf of Bread <john...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
> $On Dec 7, 10:13�am, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> $> In article <I4idnSCT_MBQqIDWnZ2dnUVZ8lNi4...@bt.com>,

> $> Alan Sailsbury �<al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
> $> >The Doctor wrote:
> $> >> In article <SYSdnVCJUKF_t4DWnZ2dnUVZ8uadn...@bt.com>,

> $> >> Alan Sailsbury �<al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
> $> >>> The Doctor wrote:
> $> >>>> In article <69qoh5d5l4cs7r6tq50nia21up8t99l...@4ax.com>,
> $> >>>> John Fleming �<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $> >>>>> On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 00:41:22 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a

> $> >>>>> desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
> $> >>>>> Doctor) wrote:
> $> >>>>>> $In article <pjjoh55nrpkvr2iu15fgkeu91o7vc2t...@4ax.com>,

> $> >>>>>> $John Fleming �<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $> >>>>>> $>On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 22:09:37 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
> $> >>>>>> $>desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
> $> >>>>>> $>Doctor) wrote:
> $> >>>>>> $>> $In article <h15oh5957r9t75jm39ripvfj60vjm51...@4ax.com>,
> $> >>>>>> $>> $John Fleming �<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $> >>>>>> $>> $>On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:51:44 GMT, while chained to a desk in

> $> >>>>>> $>> $>the scriptorium "Sharx35" <shar...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $> >>>>>> $>
> $> >>>>>> $>> $>> $There is always a price to be paid--as the Doctor will find out when he
> $> >>>>>> $>> $>> $tries to shed his virginity.

> $> >>>>>> $>> $>
> $> >>>>>> $>> $>The operative word here is, of course, "tries".
> $> >>>>>> $>> $>
> $> >>>>>> $>> $
> $> >>>>>> $>> $Condoms don't count.
> $> >>>>>> $>
> $> >>>>>> $>Sorry doctor.
> $> >>>>>> $>
> $> >>>>>> $>Just because you are wearing a condom doesn't mean sex isn't
> $> >>>>>> $>sex. �All a condom does is prevent sperm from reaching the
> $> >>>>>> $>uterus--most of the time.
> $> >>>>>> $>
> $> >>>>>> $

> $> >>>>>> $As I said condoms don't count.
> $> >>>>>> $
> $> >>>>>> $It wrecks the experience.
> $> >>>>> Only in your mind, doctor, only in your mind.
> $>
> $> >>>> Condoms users has no ethics or honour.
> $> >>> Condoms prevent the spread of sexual diseases. In what way is that
> $> >>> unethical to use a condom?
> $>
> $> >> Stop screwing around and be honourable. �STD can be stopped
> $> >> if you behave civilly.
> $>
> $> >What about unwanted pregnancies?
> $>
> $> The couple should be charge with negligence.
> $
> $If they use condoms, no unwanted pregnancies.

Another good point Loaf.

John Fleming

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On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 12:36:07 -0800 (PST), while chained to a
desk in the scriptorium "Mr.Smartypants"
<bunghol...@lycos.com> wrote:

> $On Dec 7, 8:39�am, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> $> In article <69qoh5d5l4cs7r6tq50nia21up8t99l...@4ax.com>,
> $> John Fleming �<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $> >On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 00:41:22 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a

> $> >desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
> $> >Doctor) wrote:
> $> >> $In article <pjjoh55nrpkvr2iu15fgkeu91o7vc2t...@4ax.com>,

> $> >> $John Fleming �<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $> >> $>On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 22:09:37 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
> $> >> $>desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
> $> >> $>Doctor) wrote:
> $> >> $>> $In article <h15oh5957r9t75jm39ripvfj60vjm51...@4ax.com>,
> $> >> $>> $John Fleming �<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $> >> $>> $>On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:51:44 GMT, while chained to a desk in

> $> >> $>> $>the scriptorium "Sharx35" <shar...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $> >> $>
> $> >> $>> $>> $There is always a price to be paid--as the Doctor will find out when he
> $> >> $>> $>> $tries to shed his virginity.

> $> >> $>> $>
> $> >> $>> $>The operative word here is, of course, "tries".
> $> >> $>> $>
> $> >> $>> $
> $> >> $>> $Condoms don't count.
> $> >> $>
> $> >> $>Sorry doctor.
> $> >> $>
> $> >> $>Just because you are wearing a condom doesn't mean sex isn't
> $> >> $>sex. �All a condom does is prevent sperm from reaching the
> $> >> $>uterus--most of the time.
> $> >> $>
> $> >> $

> $> >> $As I said condoms don't count.
> $> >> $
> $> >> $It wrecks the experience.
> $>
> $> >Only in your mind, doctor, only in your mind.
> $>
> $> Condoms users has no ethics or honour.
> $
> $The primary use of condoms is to prevent STDs.
> $
> $I'd say that is both ethical and honourable.

So would I.

John Fleming

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Dec 7, 2009, 8:48:41 PM12/7/09
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On Tue, 8 Dec 2009 00:06:06 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a

desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
Doctor) wrote:
> $In article <eb267dcc-dd35-44bb...@z35g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
> $Mr.Smartypants <bunghol...@lycos.com> wrote:

> $>On Dec 7, 8:39=A0am, doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The Doctor) wrote:
> $>> In article <69qoh5d5l4cs7r6tq50nia21up8t99l...@4ax.com>,
> $>> John Fleming =A0<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>> >On Mon, 7 Dec 2009 00:41:22 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a

> $>> >desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
> $>> >Doctor) wrote:
> $>> >> $In article <pjjoh55nrpkvr2iu15fgkeu91o7vc2t...@4ax.com>,

> $>> >> $John Fleming =A0<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>> >> $>On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 22:09:37 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
> $>> >> $>desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
> $>> >> $>Doctor) wrote:
> $>> >> $>> $In article <h15oh5957r9t75jm39ripvfj60vjm51...@4ax.com>,
> $>> >> $>> $John Fleming =A0<nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>> >> $>> $>On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:51:44 GMT, while chained to a desk in

> $>> >> $>> $>the scriptorium "Sharx35" <shar...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>> >> $>
> $>> >> $>> $>> $There is always a price to be paid--as the Doctor will find o=
> $>ut when he
> $>> >> $>> $>> $tries to shed his virginity.

> $>> >> $>> $>
> $>> >> $>> $>The operative word here is, of course, "tries".
> $>> >> $>> $>
> $>> >> $>> $
> $>> >> $>> $Condoms don't count.
> $>> >> $>
> $>> >> $>Sorry doctor.
> $>> >> $>
> $>> >> $>Just because you are wearing a condom doesn't mean sex isn't
> $>> >> $>sex. =A0All a condom does is prevent sperm from reaching the
> $>> >> $>uterus--most of the time.
> $>> >> $>
> $>> >> $

> $>> >> $As I said condoms don't count.
> $>> >> $
> $>> >> $It wrecks the experience.
> $>>
> $>> >Only in your mind, doctor, only in your mind.
> $>>
> $>> Condoms users has no ethics or honour.
> $>
> $>The primary use of condoms is to prevent STDs.
> $>
> $>I'd say that is both ethical and honourable.
> $
> $The AIDS virus is so small It can get through a condom.

Ever hear of a monogamous relationship?

John Fleming

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Dec 7, 2009, 8:49:26 PM12/7/09
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On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:39:08 -0700, while chained to a desk
in the scriptorium snowman <x@x.x> wrote:
> $The Doctor wrote:
> $> In article <pjjoh55nrpkvr2iu1...@4ax.com>,

> $> John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>> On Sun, 6 Dec 2009 22:09:37 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a
> $>> desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
> $>> Doctor) wrote:
> $>>> $In article <h15oh5957r9t75jm3...@4ax.com>,
> $>>> $John Fleming <nos...@sprynet.com> wrote:
> $>>> $>On Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:51:44 GMT, while chained to a desk in
> $>>> $>the scriptorium "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> $>>> $>> $There is always a price to be paid--as the Doctor will find out when he
> $>>> $>> $tries to shed his virginity.
> $>>> $>
> $>>> $>The operative word here is, of course, "tries".
> $>>> $>
> $>>> $
> $>>> $Condoms don't count.
> $>> Sorry doctor.

> $>>
> $>> Just because you are wearing a condom doesn't mean sex isn't
> $>> sex. All a condom does is prevent sperm from reaching the

> $>> uterus--most of the time.
> $>>
> $>
> $> As I said condoms don't count.
> $>
> $> It wrecks the experience.
> $
> $
> $And you would know this....how exactly?

Good question.

John Fleming

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Dec 7, 2009, 8:54:26 PM12/7/09
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On Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:20:59 +0000, while chained to a desk
in the scriptorium Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
> $The Doctor wrote:
> $> In article <4oCdnXoj3PtZdoHW...@bt.com>,

> $> Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
> $>> snowman wrote:
> $>>> The Doctor wrote:
> $>
> $>>>>>
> $>>>> As I said condoms don't count.
> $>>>>
> $>>>> It wrecks the experience.
> $>>>
> $>>> And you would know this....how exactly?
> $>>>
> $>> He doesn't. But he knows that condoms stop sperm "loading up" a "lady".
> $>> Yads' believes that the whole point of sex is reproduction. Therefore
> $>> condoms "wreck the experience".
> $>>
> $>
> $> 10/10 Trollsbury.
> $
> $Fuck
> $king
> $hell.
> $
> $You actually DO believe that!
> $
> $You sad mad twat.

LOL

I wonder if the doctor really believes that, in the past
forty years, his parents never had sex, not even once.

(And lack of siblings is not substantive proof as it could
be the result of effective use of the rythym method.)

John Fleming

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Dec 7, 2009, 8:57:25 PM12/7/09
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On Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:08:53 +0000, while chained to a desk

in the scriptorium Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
> $The Doctor wrote:
> $> In article <SYSdnVOJUKGqtoDW...@bt.com>,

> $> Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
> $>> The Doctor wrote:
> $>>> In article <4oCdnXoj3PtZdoHW...@bt.com>,
> $>>> Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
> $>>>> snowman wrote:
> $>>>>> The Doctor wrote:
> $>>>>>> As I said condoms don't count.
> $>>>>>>
> $>>>>>> It wrecks the experience.
> $>>>>> And you would know this....how exactly?
> $>>>>>
> $>>>> He doesn't. But he knows that condoms stop sperm "loading up" a "lady".
> $>>>> Yads' believes that the whole point of sex is reproduction. Therefore
> $>>>> condoms "wreck the experience".
> $>>>>
> $>>> 10/10 Trollsbury.
> $>> hell.
> $>>
> $>> You actually DO believe that!
> $>>
> $>> You sad mad twat.
> $>>
> $>
> $> It is called ethics. IT is something you do not have TRollsbury.
> $
> $No Yads. Most people feel that sex is fun. Even married couples. Why
> $shouldn't they enjoy each other's bodies? What the hell has it got to do
> $with you what consenting couples do?

I supose you and I should be thankful we don't live in the
doctor's self created Hell on Earth.

John Fleming

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Dec 7, 2009, 9:01:24 PM12/7/09
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On Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:55:31 -0500, while chained to a desk
in the scriptorium peachy ashie passion
> $> It is called ethics. IT is something you do not have TRollsbury.
> $
> $ Corinthians 7:5.
> $
> $ Explain it.

LOL

I'm assuming you mean 1 Corinthians 7:5 here.

After all, explaining "Even when we reached Macedonia there
was still no relief for this poor body of ours; instead
there was trouble at every turn, quarrels all around us,
forebodings in our heart." (2 Corintians 7:5) doesn't sound
like what you had in mind.

John Fleming

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On Tue, 8 Dec 2009 00:10:17 +0000 (UTC), while chained to a

desk in the scriptorium doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca (The
Doctor) wrote:
> $In article <hfk14...@news7.newsguy.com>,
> $
> $You missed a number PAP.

Come on doctor. Surely a man with a modicum of intelligence
who has been following this thread could, with a quick
reference to the Bible to check the text of *both* passages
could figure out which one Peachy was referring to.

Total time required--15 seconds. Only excuse for not making
the effort--laziness.

snowman

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Dec 7, 2009, 10:40:21 PM12/7/09
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Alan Sailsbury wrote:
> The Doctor wrote:
>> In article <4oCdnXoj3PtZdoHW...@bt.com>,
>> Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
>>> snowman wrote:
>>>> The Doctor wrote:
>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> As I said condoms don't count.
>>>>>
>>>>> It wrecks the experience.
>>>>
>>>> And you would know this....how exactly?
>>>>
>>> He doesn't. But he knows that condoms stop sperm "loading up" a
>>> "lady". Yads' believes that the whole point of sex is reproduction.
>>> Therefore condoms "wreck the experience".
>>>
>>
>> 10/10 Trollsbury.
>
> Fuck
> king
> hell.

>
> You actually DO believe that!
>
> You sad mad twat.
>

That is both sad and effin' hilarious at the same time. He really is
deluded.

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--------------------------------------------------------------


"It's the customer's privilege to burst their own f*cking yolk."

-Gordon Ramsey

snowman

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Dec 7, 2009, 10:47:25 PM12/7/09
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Perhaps it is a case of the Doctor believing that since he doesn't get
any, then neither should anyone else?

John Fleming

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Dec 7, 2009, 11:00:35 PM12/7/09
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On Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:47:25 -0700, while chained to a desk
in the scriptorium snowman <x@x.x> wrote:
> $John Fleming wrote:
> $> On Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:20:59 +0000, while chained to a desk
> $> in the scriptorium Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
> $>> $The Doctor wrote:
> $>> $> In article <4oCdnXoj3PtZdoHW...@bt.com>,
> $>> $> Alan Sailsbury <al...@yahoo.comm> wrote:
> $>> $>> snowman wrote:

> $>> $>>> The Doctor wrote:
> $>> $>
> $>> $>>>>>

> $>> $>>>> As I said condoms don't count.
> $>> $>>>>
> $>> $>>>> It wrecks the experience.
> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>>> And you would know this....how exactly?
> $>> $>>>
> $>> $>> He doesn't. But he knows that condoms stop sperm "loading up" a "lady".
> $>> $>> Yads' believes that the whole point of sex is reproduction. Therefore
> $>> $>> condoms "wreck the experience".
> $>> $>>
> $>> $>
> $>> $> 10/10 Trollsbury.
> $>> $
> $>> $Fuck
> $>> $king
> $>> $hell.
> $>> $

> $>> $You actually DO believe that!
> $>> $
> $>> $You sad mad twat.
> $>
> $> LOL
> $>
> $> I wonder if the doctor really believes that, in the past
> $> forty years, his parents never had sex, not even once.
> $>
> $> (And lack of siblings is not substantive proof as it could
> $> be the result of effective use of the rythym method.)
> $>
> $
> $Perhaps it is a case of the Doctor believing that since he doesn't get
> $any, then neither should anyone else?

That's a possibility.

PV

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Dec 8, 2009, 12:14:57 AM12/8/09
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Okay sexual ignorance was a wrong choice of terms :) However he seems to
want to follow the Pope's stance on condoms as evil. A wonderful stance to
preach in Africa where AIDS is running like wildfire.

Funny that those that abstain (whether voluntarily (see Pope) or enforced
(see Doc)) are more then willing to impose their beliefs on others.

Thanks goodness I was "snipped" before the arrival of my last child so I
don't "taint" sex with my wive with condoms!


--
PV

Stupidity is a condition
Ignorance is a choice


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