But it can buy 7 nights at the GF with dinner at Victoria & Alberts....
"Money can't buy friends..."
"No, but it can get you some high-class enemies!" : )
Derek Janssen (who can quote "Flintstones" episodes chapter and verse)
dja...@ultranet.com
Money can't buy love either, but it does improve your bargaining
position.
Sure it can. You just have to choose the right street corner to make the
offer. :)
Randy
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Champaign, IL
How about giving me a chance to prove he's right!
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Fizzie
- RODNEY
"Randy Berbaum" wrote:
> Sure it can. You just have to choose the right street corner to make the
> offer. :)
>
> Randy
>
> ==========
> Randy Berbaum rber...@prairienet.org
> Champaign, IL
>
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<<No, but it can buy 7 nights at the GF with dinner at Victoria & Alberts..>>
A Duck with a german accent approches the blackboard with his pointer.
Hmmmm, Vell dats an interesting theory. It zeems if Money it is, then happiness
is nicht.
zoooe, Lets lets look at de facts.
(we now see a cartoon figure of a sad faced FinnMickey walking into The Grand
Floridian)
Zis is poor sad FinnMickey mit his bag of money. He know zit can't buy him
happiness, but acht to lieber, he know zit can buy him " 7 nights at the GF
with dinner at Victoria & Alberts...."
Zooe he gives de bag of money to de Cazt Member at de front desk. De Cazt
Member
gives it to de Mouse bank.
De Mouse bank gives a little of it to de verkers, okay a very lettle bit of it.
He gives a lettle bit to de maintaince department to fix tings.
He gives a teensie-veensie piece to de imagineers.
He gives a teensie-veensie piece to de shtock holders, UND he gives a big chunk
to Herrs Pressler und Eisner.
De verkers can buy zome gum mit dere piece, und smile vhen de gummy juices get
in dere mouth und they get happy
De park fixers und painters take dere piece und replace a light bulb here und
dere and it makes de wdwblues people happy
De Imaginneers, take lots of de lettle pieces from lots of other Finn Mickeys
und every few years put in ein BIG e-ticket ride vhich makes all de guests
happy
De Schtockholders see dere shares go up and zay "Vhoopie", und zell dere shtock
for more money, und day get happy
Herrs Pressler und Eisner share a vault mit my cousin Scrooge McDuck, und
seeing his face steam vhen day shtuff more money in dere part of de vault,
makes dem happy.
And vhat about lettle Finn Mickey? He is happy as a pig in pants mit his veek.
(Cartoon of Finn Mickey twirling on the teacups)
Zooe dere fore shtoodents, vhile money can't BUY happiness, it sure can make
it.
M-I-C.....see ya real soon
John
Office of just being Silly
The Zamgwar Institute
www.zamgwar.com
Karen
TDC Tantor
Brampton, Ontario
Zamgwar <zam...@aol.com> wrote in message
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I thought the response should have been....
Money can't buy happiness.....
........but it can *rent* it for a little while!
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Lori
TDC Briar Rose, Princess of Picking Berries
Defender of Trip Report Addicts
email BriarRos...@aol.com remove "no spam"
kdri...@getresponse.com wrote:
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