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MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS!

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FinnMickey

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Aug 11, 2001, 9:54:42 PM8/11/01
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>MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS.

But it can buy 7 nights at the GF with dinner at Victoria & Alberts....

Derek Janssen

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Aug 11, 2001, 10:04:34 PM8/11/01
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FinnMickey wrote:
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> >MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS.
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> But it can buy 7 nights at the GF with dinner at Victoria & Alberts....

"Money can't buy friends..."
"No, but it can get you some high-class enemies!" : )

Derek Janssen (who can quote "Flintstones" episodes chapter and verse)
dja...@ultranet.com

Ripon

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Aug 11, 2001, 10:14:15 PM8/11/01
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FinnMickey wrote:
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> >MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS.
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> But it can buy 7 nights at the GF with dinner at Victoria & Alberts....

Money can't buy love either, but it does improve your bargaining
position.

Randy Berbaum

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Aug 11, 2001, 11:45:52 PM8/11/01
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Ripon <ripon...@theglobe.com> wrote:

Sure it can. You just have to choose the right street corner to make the
offer. :)

Randy

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Champaign, IL

fizzie

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Aug 12, 2001, 8:47:29 PM8/12/01
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>:> >MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS.
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How about giving me a chance to prove he's right!
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Fizzie

Rodney T. Grill

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Aug 13, 2001, 2:02:54 PM8/13/01
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Sadly, I heard that Happiness has been arrested again, so now money will
only pay for her bail.

- RODNEY

"Randy Berbaum" wrote:

> Sure it can. You just have to choose the right street corner to make the
> offer. :)
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> Randy
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> Randy Berbaum rber...@prairienet.org
> Champaign, IL
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Zamgwar

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Aug 16, 2001, 3:41:14 PM8/16/01
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Finn Mickey wrote:

<<No, but it can buy 7 nights at the GF with dinner at Victoria & Alberts..>>


A Duck with a german accent approches the blackboard with his pointer.

Hmmmm, Vell dats an interesting theory. It zeems if Money it is, then happiness
is nicht.

zoooe, Lets lets look at de facts.

(we now see a cartoon figure of a sad faced FinnMickey walking into The Grand
Floridian)

Zis is poor sad FinnMickey mit his bag of money. He know zit can't buy him
happiness, but acht to lieber, he know zit can buy him " 7 nights at the GF


with dinner at Victoria & Alberts...."

Zooe he gives de bag of money to de Cazt Member at de front desk. De Cazt
Member
gives it to de Mouse bank.

De Mouse bank gives a little of it to de verkers, okay a very lettle bit of it.


He gives a lettle bit to de maintaince department to fix tings.

He gives a teensie-veensie piece to de imagineers.

He gives a teensie-veensie piece to de shtock holders, UND he gives a big chunk
to Herrs Pressler und Eisner.

De verkers can buy zome gum mit dere piece, und smile vhen de gummy juices get
in dere mouth und they get happy

De park fixers und painters take dere piece und replace a light bulb here und
dere and it makes de wdwblues people happy

De Imaginneers, take lots of de lettle pieces from lots of other Finn Mickeys
und every few years put in ein BIG e-ticket ride vhich makes all de guests
happy

De Schtockholders see dere shares go up and zay "Vhoopie", und zell dere shtock
for more money, und day get happy

Herrs Pressler und Eisner share a vault mit my cousin Scrooge McDuck, und
seeing his face steam vhen day shtuff more money in dere part of de vault,
makes dem happy.

And vhat about lettle Finn Mickey? He is happy as a pig in pants mit his veek.

(Cartoon of Finn Mickey twirling on the teacups)

Zooe dere fore shtoodents, vhile money can't BUY happiness, it sure can make
it.


M-I-C.....see ya real soon

John
Office of just being Silly
The Zamgwar Institute
www.zamgwar.com


Tantor

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Aug 16, 2001, 7:56:10 PM8/16/01
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Priceless , John, just priceless.
I couldn't stop laughing : ))))

Karen
TDC Tantor
Brampton, Ontario


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Lori E Wagner

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Aug 19, 2001, 3:12:37 AM8/19/01
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"Zamgwar" <zam...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Zamgwar the Silly wrote a bunch of funny stuff:, then:

> Zooe dere fore shtoodents, vhile money can't BUY happiness, it sure can
make
> it.

I thought the response should have been....

Money can't buy happiness.....

........but it can *rent* it for a little while!

--
Lori
TDC Briar Rose, Princess of Picking Berries
Defender of Trip Report Addicts
email BriarRos...@aol.com remove "no spam"


kmcguire2

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Aug 25, 2001, 11:37:36 PM8/25/01
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Maybe, but it can give you a good leg up to happiness if you have enough of it.....

kdri...@getresponse.com wrote:

> MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS. You need FULL-CIRCLE SUCCESS: www.quickinfo247.com/2764845/FCS

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