June 13-18, 2012
Participants
• Steve –Me, my own self.
• Barb – The better half.
Animal Kingdom Lodge – Jambo House
Day Two, June 14, 2012 – They could have told me it was seven courses
I’m up before the wake-up call comes and brewing a single cup of coffee
in the provided Cuisanart. It’s like a Keurig but uses filtered pouches
of coffee rather than the K-cups. It has a right and left reservoir so
you can brew 2 cups at once. I have to resort to powdered creamer so I
make the mental note to buy some Half-and-Half when I return tonight. I
step out on the balcony and enjoy my coffee with two giraffes and a
couple of wildebeest. They’re on the savanna, not the balcony. Where
else can you… nah, you’ve heard me say that too many times.
The schedule has us meeting at the front door at 7:30 for transportation
to Golden Oak. I’m there at 7:20 and find Jack Spence is there and he
admits to suffering from the early-bird affliction. Naturally, several
people are late (there’s a pattern developing and we board the bus at
7:45). This bus seats about 30 people (there’s 20 or 21 of us total) and
must have just come out of the shrink wrap – the leather seating has
that new car smell.
Golden Oak is at the northeastern end of the property approximately 3
miles from the MAGIC KINGDOM. We make it to the Welcome center and, as
we enter, we’re greeted by servers offering iced coffee, hot coffee and
water. We take up positions around a topographical map of the area and
Page Pierce gives a high-level overview of the program and entertains
questions.
We next ventured out on a walking tour of three nearby homes. They’re
all completely constructed and furnished as models. We roam from room to
room, taking many, many photographs and asking questions. We probably
spent 90-minutes touring here. For some of the highlights, you can read
my article on MousePlanet (
www.mouseplanet.com/10024/Golden_Oak) or
visit the official Web site at
www.disneygoldenoak.com. I’ll also try to
include some of the photos in the link at the end of this report.
I’ll summarize by saying these homes epitomized luxury and offered some
features I had never before seen. A walk-in closet the size of a bedroom
with a special closet for ties was one. The use of today’s technology
was prolific. Something that interested me was that each home offered a
two-car garage with a third, slightly smaller garage door nearby. That
was for the golf cart.
Back on the bus and we were driven out to one of Golden Oak’s
“neighborhoods”. There are four: Kimball Trace, Silverbrook, Carolwood
and Carolwood Reserve. We visited Carolwood Reserve which has the
largest building lots at ¾ acre and will be home to the most expensive
and largest homes (approximately 7,000 sq. ft.). Along the way, we could
see some of the Four Seasons resort construction which is coming along
nicely.
The final tour was held in a single story home of 5900 sq. ft. There
were a few more Disney employees here joining us for a buffet breakfast,
spread from the kitchen (assorted fruits and cold cuts) to the patio
(omelet station and traditional breakfast items including Mickey
sausage). We also met and were able to ask questions of the builder here.
This is where I noticed a wall item labeled “LaunchPort” so I asked the
builder about it. You can plug in a laptop or tablet (USB connector? I
didn’t flip it open.) to program entertainment, lighting or security
features. He offered that you could then take an iPad to the patio and,
if the doorbell rang you could check the front door camera from your
iPad and, if needed, open the front door for a guest. This is not
groundbreaking technology but I love the way it was seamlessly
integrated into each home.
As we concluded the tour and breakfast, we gathered in the ample living
room, and were introduced to four of Disney’s official Tour Guides.
These are the folks that are used to usher celebrities around the parks
and are also available to the unwashed masses like me for the bargain
price of $300 per hour with a six-hour minimum. They’re distinctive in
white shirt, plaid vest and dark blue skirt or pants – although I’m not
certain I’ve ever seen one in the parks.
These folks introduced themselves and gave a little background of their
time with Disney. We then split up to join them in one of four identical
beige Chevrolet Suburbans for our trip to the parks. This was, in my
estimation, giving us a taste of a resident perk (complimentary
transportation to the parks) and a private tour guide, something the
wealthy may employ. From my perspective, it was a gift-wrapped horse and
I wasn’t counting teeth.
As we left, we were given a small bag of mixed nuts for a snack and a
small mister to fight the heat. I will say it took several of us more
than a few minutes to figure out the mister had to be pumped before it
would spray. I watched one fellow fumble with it for minutes and, as I
was about to show him how it’s done, his wife giggled and shooed me away
with “Let him suffer”.
Jack Spence and I quickly followed Melony to her vehicle and we joined a
caravan of Suburbans that brought us backstage at Epcot. I was not
allowed to take photos backstage but I’ll offer a few quick observations:
• They take security VERY seriously, evidenced by the hinged metal ramps
that are raised preventing entry until you’re approved;
• Backstage at Epcot actually wasn’t too bad presentation-wise – Magic
Kingdom, not so much;
• All the Food and Wine Festival booths are grouped together in one area
giving a look of “the carnival’s in town”;
• France’s Eiffel Tower looks pretty pathetic from the rear;
• Some buildings are actually themed from the rear as well (the American
Adventure actually looks pretty good).
We parked and were ushered in the back door near Soarin’. After a quick
restroom break, our Guides ushered us into the FastPass queue. They have
the ability to FastPass any attraction that offers it but must join the
regular FastPass line. Soarin’s Standby queue was 90-minutes and we were
on in about 15.
Back outside to the Suburbans and a quick drive around to the front of
the park – still backstage. We entered in an area near the restrooms and
walked to Spaceship Earth where we joined the regular Standby queue (30
minutes). There’s no FastPass at Spaceship Earth so even a Tour Guide
can’t get you on the ride any sooner.
Backstage again for another quick drive to the Wonders of Life pavilion.
We were brought upstairs to a private lounge and greeted by a guy in red
pants, jacket with tails, Mickey ears and a headset. He announced that
Beyonce and her entourage had arrived and then asked for a security
check on “the guy in the blue shirt” – that would be me.
The room had two lighted topiaries of Mickey and Minnie, 4 large tables
with beautiful centerpieces of multi-colored roses and a colorful
hidden-Mickey shape, a piano player playing Disney tunes and four buffet
stations. We were greeted with servers holding trays of Arnold Palmers
(iced tea and lemonade).
Again this was VIP service at its Disney-best. One of the stations had
the strangest thing I’ve ever seen. A CM was mixing various soups in
test tubes. The flavors were “Salad”, “Hot Yukon Gold” and the like. You
made a request, he mixed it with ingredients from a hand-held
contraption with multiple nozzles, and then you downed it like a
shooter. And it did taste like salad.
The other stations were more traditional and featured tenderloin sliders
(excellent – I went back for seconds), lobster aioli salad, tacos,
fruits, vegetables and much more. While we were eating, our MC (the guy
in the tails) twice peeked behind a curtain to tell someone to hold down
the racket.
Eventually, the curtain was open to reveal a kitchen, signed with
“Golden Oak Bakery”, manned by Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Goofy,
Pluto, Chip and Dale. They introduced dessert with a dance number, led
by our talented MC. Once the show was over and dessert served, all eight
hung around for pictures and autographs. It turns out that this is one
of the events Barb was invited to attend and, indeed, one of our group
had her two children there with her. What a treat for them.
I managed to sneak to a corner of the room and call Barb – mainly to
gloat and let her know what she was missing. She forgave me.
After lunch it was back to the Suburbans for the ride to the MAGIC
KINGDOM. On this trip, Jack and I used the time to interrogate Melony on
what it’s like to be a Tour Guide. I learned that one of her celebrities
was Brian Urlacher – someone she didn’t know and was shocked to see how
much attention he drew in the parks. For that reason, many celebrities
are kept backstage as much as possible. To become a Tour Guide, a CM
spends a minimum of six months in Guest Relations. It requires getting
at least 80% on a 150-question test (sample questions include the
opening dates for all Disney theme parks). Before the written test,
however, is the killer – you must back into a parking space and parallel
park a 16-passenger van.
We again entered from backstage and walked through to Tomorrowland where
we were FastPassed into Space Mountain. Next up was a walk through
Fantasyland. I learned the new Little Mermaid ride is actually ready but
there’s no way to get the guests back there yet. Along the trip, Melony
was stopped several times by random guests with questions (how do I get
to Dumbo, where are the nearest restrooms…). I’m not sure I could be as
graceful as she during these constant interruptions. One guy actually
looked at me first and asked, “Do you work here?” I was wearing the
large name tag on a lanyard which may be why he thought that. I wanted
badly to respond, “Yes”, but directed him to Melony instead.
At this point, the hot and humid day had picked up some ominous clouds
and gusty winds. Jack is local and is used to this so he checked Doppler
on his iPhone and let us know the storm was north of us but heading in
our direction. We were making our way toward Haunted Mansion and stopped
by the Pinocchio Village Haus when a few of the ladies asked for a
restroom break. While we waited I felt the first few drops begin to fall.
When we finally regrouped, we quick-stepped to the Haunted Mansion and
just made our way under the canopy when the skies opened. It poured and
I learned there are several holes and imperfections in the canopy that
let in a steady stream of water. When the CMs asked us to fill in all
the available space, the crowd diverted around these areas.
I rode with Jack and we spent the ride with a lot of “Didja know…?” I
thik we each learned a few things. When we exited, the sun was peeking
out and the rain was little more than mist. Great timing.
Some of our group requested, and received permission for, a trip to DHS.
These were folks making their initial (or one of very few) trips to the
parks. A few of us were anxious to get back to the hotel for some
much-needed showers and a change before dinner.
I got my shower and a change of clothes and I watched more heavy rain
and wind on the savanna. It was amazing how little effect torrential
rains had on feeding giraffe. We were meeting at 6:30 out front and
thankfully, our bus was pulled up under the entrance – it was absolutely
pouring. Again, we waited about 15-minutes on the bus for one couple –
the same couple that was late last night and this morning. See a pattern
developing? This time it was “We were told the wrong time – I swear!”
even though we all got the same package with the same itinerary.
Tonight was dinner at the Chef’s Table at the Contemporary – something I
didn’t know existed. (I’ve since learned it can be booked through Disney
Events for groups up to about 20 – I have no idea of cost but I’m
betting it ain’t cheap.) That is to be followed by a Wishes fireworks
cruise. Our hosts were expressing concern about making the cruise due to
the inclement weather. The bus took us to the Contemporary and then
pulled in under the entrance to the Convention Center. We entered and
walked down a long hallway as a group and were greeted by two servers
offering orange juice.
We met up with Stacey, Page and a few other Disney folks One was a
Banquet Manager) and were led down a few more hallways. We were in the
bowels of the Contemporary – grey walls and concrete floors, unfinished
ceilings, not very attractive. We were then greeted by two more servers
offering champagne flutes filled with…er, champagne. We were then
ushered into the kitchen.
This was every bit what you would envision a kitchen in a large resort
hotel to look like. Lots of stainless steel and white-smocked and hatted
chefs milling about. I counted nine – seven chefs, a sous chef and a
head chef – all for us. In the open area in front were two tables,
angled like a chevron, each seating ten. The tables had lighted patterns
that changed colors during the meal (something I initially thought was
caused by my prodigious wine consumption).
We were seated and treated to what is possibly the best meal I’ve ever
had – or at least the most unique.
First the service. We had two servers who were superb. I had no sooner
picked up a fork for my salad when another fork would magically appear
to replace it – before I had the opportunity to spear my first tomato.
Water glasses were kept topped off with “sparkling or still” and wine
was brought with each course. My only gripe is I wish they had told us
up front it was to be seven courses so I could have paced myself.
I’ll do my best on the blow by blow (and I have photos) but some of this
blends together in my mind. As each course was delivered, the head chef
would come to the head of the table and ask what we thought it was. He
would then describe the ingredients, how it was prepared and tips for
enjoying it (“Take each item individually then put a little of each on
your fork to see how the flavors interact”). Then a young lady would
step in and describe the wine that was served with each course, its
characteristics and why it was chosen to complement the food.
Ready? Here goes…
• Course 1: Popcorn soup with added caramel and a sugar stick. A cluster
of popcorn on the side with caramelized caramel (is there such a
thing?). This was accompanied by champagne. A lot of folks were curious
as to how Popcorn is liquefied. I was actually more incredulous as to
why someone would try. Ah, well. Someone had to be the first human to
eat lobster so… The soup was actually quite good and tasted just like…
popcorn.
• Course 2: Wine infused watermelon with prosciutto and goat cheese. Try
each alone then mix them together in a single bite. Excellent and served
with a chardonnay.
• Course 3: Cobb salad with bleu cheese gelato dressing. This salad
offered crispy pastrami to replace croutons. This was also served with a
chardonnay. Yes, that’s bleu cheese gelato which a lot of people wanted
to know how to make. We were encouraged to mix it around liberally to
keep the salad cold until finished. It worked. I don’t recall the wine
served with this course.
• Course 4: Lobster tail, a scallop and basmati rice. There were some
herbs mixed in there as well but my memory has faded. Served with a very
nice Riesling.
• Course 5: Chicken with shallots, garlic and herbs and micro-celery and
dumpling stuffed with… something I can’t remember. This was served with
a Cabernet Sauvignon.
• Course 6: Back to seafood with Grouper. It was served with a turnip,
roasted beet and a very tasty truffle cream sauce. Sea beans from the
ocean were used for saltiness (interesting and yes, they were naturally
salty). I don’t recall the wine served here.
• Course 7: Braised short rib and asparagus with a blueberry reduction
sauce. The wine served here wasn’t a wine at all but a Blue Moon Belgian
White Ale with orange slice. Yes, a beer instead of wine for this course
and, if I must say, an excellent choice.
• Course 8 (given to us as we exited): A Contemporary hard plastic water
cup, with straw, filled with iced coffee and Bailey’s Irish Cream. We
also received a silver metal latched food tote with ‘Chef’s Table at the
Contemporary’ and the date printed on one side and ‘Golden Oak’ on the
other, filled with candies and mini-pastries.
To say we “waddled out” would be an understatement. Everyone there was
effusive in their praise and appreciation for such a fine meal with such
exemplary service. My own score card shows at one point I had three
glasses of wine and a beer in front of me (got the photo as evidence) –
a personal best. But we’re not done yet.
We exited to find the rain had stopped and the skies cleared. I could
see stars overhead but still noticed a bit of lightening – albeit way
off on the horizon.
We boarded three pontoon boats at 9:15 and cruised Seven Seas Lagoon
before taking up a spot, amidst about a dozen other boats, for the 10:00
showing of Wishes. We chatted with the captain who gave us some Disney
trivia and we enjoyed the fireworks.
Back to the Contemporary and on to the bus for the trip home to the
Animal Kingdom Lodge. I did remember to pick up the Half-and-Half before
heading to the room.
I was back in the room and tucked in nicely by 11:30.
Things I Think I Think – I think I’m going to hate it when this party
ends. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten this well or enjoyed so many perks
before – and getting this at Disney World is Nirvana for a Disney fan. I
think I’m sorry Barb missed out on those two events yesterday – she
would have loved both. I think now I have a large wicker basket and a
metal container to somehow fit into my luggage for the trip home. I
think I may need to fast for three days when this trip ends.
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Steve