Meerkat1 <
stu...@invalid.edu> wrote:
> Friday, May 25th is Tink Appreciation Day.
>
> See the brochure for a complete list of activities. But, be sure to join
> us in the main ballroom at 9:30-am for the kick-off. Three Pavilion
> staff members will each make a short (>2 min) appreciation speech.
i believe this was already clarified, but really, anything over a minute,
when we have three speakers, will be too long.
> Then
> the floor will be open to members who wish to share. Then we will all
> stand up and 'Clap for Tink'. Then we will move to the restaurant for
> complimentary coffee and pastries.
Mmmmm....complimentary!
> Gift Shop News:
> Currently we have no specials. So we believe this is a good time to
> remind you of our guarantee. At your Gift Shop, our guarantee to you is
> that all our merchandise looks real.
Yes, the cannons look /very/ real!
> Restaurant News:
> Starting June 1st, any member who appears for breakfast in PJs will be
> denied service. What are you people thinking??
Maybe the issue is the definition of pajamas.
> New College Credit Course:
> SH101 Elementary Showering (3 credits)
>
> In this course you will learn the basics of taking a shower. Topics
> covered include:
> 1) Soap Bar vs Liquid
> 2) Washing Top down vs Bottom up
> 3) Scrubbing Washcloth vs Hands
> 4) Drying Towel vs Air dry
>
> You must be 18 years old or older to access class videos.
> This course satisfies the prerequisite for PE 101
> Tuition includes one practice shower and a graded final exam shower.
I would like to register to audit the class. But I would also like to see
a class roster before deciding on which session to audit. ;-)
OK, wow, I thought I knew what that was from, so I cheated and Googled it
and no, it's not what I remembered, but the book seems interesting anyhow.
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- Rodney