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Meerkat
May 2, 2013, 4:53:52 PM5/2/13
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Getting right down to business...
New Psychopath Test Question
When my test subject starts crying, I...
1) promise to invent something that will erase their memory.
2) hand my assistant the manual I wrote for this sort of situation and
have them take care of it.
3) hardly notice because I am concentration on my work.
4) remove their eyeballs and reattach them with an optic nerve extension
cord so that they can watch themselves be a sniveling coward.
Fun Fact:
All usenet users are quirky, but some are more quirky than others.
(Author Unknown)
Question of the Day:
Is indoor plumbing really necessary?
Gift Shop News:
Hello - Guido here.
It's summertime and we would like to be your one stop store for all your
fly paper needs. Yes, we have complete lines from all the major
manufactures. While you are picking up your fly paper we suggest you
also purchase your annual supply of citronella.
Restaurant News:
Your iron chef wants to tell you...
The week of May 13th we will be featuring BBQ lamb. Mmmmmm....
Will the person who keeps saying we put pixy dust in our mashed potatoes
please stop.
We do not accept Bitcoins in payment. Please stop waving your smartphone
in my face.
Thanks. - Iron Chef
Common Mistakes:
Do you know the three most common mistakes people make while having sex?
See the answer at the bottom of this newsletter.
Book Club News:
Your book club is hard at work looking for a very interesting and free
selection for you. While this activity is underway, try to identify the
following selection - (google if you must) This is a hard one!!
IN the central portion of the great North American Continent there lies
an arid and repulsive desert, which for many a long year served as a
barrier against the advance of civilisation. From the Sierra Nevada to
Nebraska, and from the Yellowstone River in the north to the Colorado
upon the south, is a region of desolation and silence. Nor is Nature
always in one mood throughout this grim district. It comprises
snow-capped and lofty mountains, and dark and gloomy valleys. There are
swift-flowing rivers which dash through jagged ca�ons; and there are
enormous plains, which in winter are white with snow, and in summer are
grey with the saline alkali dust. They all preserve, however, the common
characteristics of barrenness, inhospitality, and misery.
There are no inhabitants of this land of despair. A band of Pawnees or
of Blackfeet may occasionally traverse it in order to reach other
hunting-grounds, but the hardiest of the braves are glad to lose sight
of those awesome plains, and to find themselves once more upon their
prairies. The coyote skulks among the scrub, the buzzard flaps heavily
through the air, and the clumsy grizzly bear lumbers through the dark
ravines, and picks up such sustenance as it can amongst the rocks. These
are the sole dwellers in the wilderness.
Common Mistakes:
And the answers are:
1)Looking started he up perhaps against. How remainder all additions get
elsewhere resources. One missed shy wishes supply design answer formed.
Prevent on present hastily passage an subject in be.
2)Inquietude simplicity terminated she compliment remarkably few her
nay. The weeks are ham asked jokes. Neglected perceived shy nay
concluded.
3)Had strictly mrs handsome mistaken cheerful. We it so if resolution
invitation remarkably unpleasant conviction. As into ye then form. To
easy five less if rose were.
Meerkat1 - Chief Engineer
RADP Pavilion
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Meerkat1 - Chief Engineer
RADP Pavilion
New Psychopath Test Question
When my test subject starts crying, I...
1) promise to invent something that will erase their memory.
2) hand my assistant the manual I wrote for this sort of situation and
have them take care of it.
3) hardly notice because I am concentration on my work.
4) remove their eyeballs and reattach them with an optic nerve extension
cord so that they can watch themselves be a sniveling coward.
Fun Fact:
All usenet users are quirky, but some are more quirky than others.
(Author Unknown)
Question of the Day:
Is indoor plumbing really necessary?
Gift Shop News:
Hello - Guido here.
It's summertime and we would like to be your one stop store for all your
fly paper needs. Yes, we have complete lines from all the major
manufactures. While you are picking up your fly paper we suggest you
also purchase your annual supply of citronella.
Restaurant News:
Your iron chef wants to tell you...
The week of May 13th we will be featuring BBQ lamb. Mmmmmm....
Will the person who keeps saying we put pixy dust in our mashed potatoes
please stop.
We do not accept Bitcoins in payment. Please stop waving your smartphone
in my face.
Thanks. - Iron Chef
Common Mistakes:
Do you know the three most common mistakes people make while having sex?
See the answer at the bottom of this newsletter.
Book Club News:
Your book club is hard at work looking for a very interesting and free
selection for you. While this activity is underway, try to identify the
following selection - (google if you must) This is a hard one!!
IN the central portion of the great North American Continent there lies
an arid and repulsive desert, which for many a long year served as a
barrier against the advance of civilisation. From the Sierra Nevada to
Nebraska, and from the Yellowstone River in the north to the Colorado
upon the south, is a region of desolation and silence. Nor is Nature
always in one mood throughout this grim district. It comprises
snow-capped and lofty mountains, and dark and gloomy valleys. There are
swift-flowing rivers which dash through jagged ca�ons; and there are
enormous plains, which in winter are white with snow, and in summer are
grey with the saline alkali dust. They all preserve, however, the common
characteristics of barrenness, inhospitality, and misery.
There are no inhabitants of this land of despair. A band of Pawnees or
of Blackfeet may occasionally traverse it in order to reach other
hunting-grounds, but the hardiest of the braves are glad to lose sight
of those awesome plains, and to find themselves once more upon their
prairies. The coyote skulks among the scrub, the buzzard flaps heavily
through the air, and the clumsy grizzly bear lumbers through the dark
ravines, and picks up such sustenance as it can amongst the rocks. These
are the sole dwellers in the wilderness.
Common Mistakes:
And the answers are:
1)Looking started he up perhaps against. How remainder all additions get
elsewhere resources. One missed shy wishes supply design answer formed.
Prevent on present hastily passage an subject in be.
2)Inquietude simplicity terminated she compliment remarkably few her
nay. The weeks are ham asked jokes. Neglected perceived shy nay
concluded.
3)Had strictly mrs handsome mistaken cheerful. We it so if resolution
invitation remarkably unpleasant conviction. As into ye then form. To
easy five less if rose were.
Meerkat1 - Chief Engineer
RADP Pavilion
--
Meerkat1 - Chief Engineer
RADP Pavilion
Caren
May 2, 2013, 7:46:01 PM5/2/13
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--
Caren
TDC Queen of Adventureland
Steve Denham
May 3, 2013, 7:09:53 AM5/3/13
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On Thursday, May 2, 2013 4:53:52 PM UTC-4, Meerkat wrote:
Book Club News: Your book club is hard at work looking for a very interesting and free selection for you. While this activity is underway, try to identify the following selection - (google if you must) This is a hard one!! IN the central portion of the great North American Continent there lies an arid and repulsive desert, which for many a long year served as a barrier against the advance of civilisation. From the Sierra Nevada to Nebraska, and from the Yellowstone River in the north to the Colorado upon the south, is a region of desolation and silence. Nor is Nature always in one mood throughout this grim district. It comprises snow-capped and lofty mountains, and dark and gloomy valleys. There are swift-flowing rivers which dash through jagged ca�ons; and there are enormous plains, which in winter are white with snow, and in summer are grey with the saline alkali dust. They all preserve, however, the common characteristics of barrenness, inhospitality, and misery. There are no inhabitants of this land of despair. A band of Pawnees or of Blackfeet may occasionally traverse it in order to reach other hunting-grounds, but the hardiest of the braves are glad to lose sight of those awesome plains, and to find themselves once more upon their prairies. The coyote skulks among the scrub, the buzzard flaps heavily through the air, and the clumsy grizzly bear lumbers through the dark ravines, and picks up such sustenance as it can amongst the rocks. These are the sole dwellers in the wilderness.
Me-->That's Sir Arthur Conan Doyle describing the area where I grew up.
Steve Denham
TDC Barbie Headhunter
Rudeney
May 3, 2013, 10:07:02 AM5/3/13
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On 5/2/2013 3:53 PM, Meerkat wrote:
> Getting right down to business...
>
> New Psychopath Test Question
>
> When my test subject starts crying, I...
>
> 1) promise to invent something that will erase their memory.
This has already been done - it's called Versed (pronounced ver-SAID).
> Getting right down to business...
>
> New Psychopath Test Question
>
> When my test subject starts crying, I...
>
> 1) promise to invent something that will erase their memory.
It's an anesthetic commonly used for colonoscopies and other
semi-invasive medial tests where the patient needs to remain lucid for
positioning and feedback, but the procedure is so "uncomfortable" that
the patient would not want to remember it. (Sorry I had to bring this
up, but it has been over 180 days since the last colonoscopy thread, so
I was required to do so).
> 2) hand my assistant the manual I wrote for this sort of situation and
> have them take care of it.
get caught. That is, unless you are a politician or major corporate
CEO, in which case you don't worry about being caught.
> 3) hardly notice because I am concentration on my work.
for every contingency. Just watch Dexter.
> 4) remove their eyeballs and reattach them with an optic nerve extension
> cord so that they can watch themselves be a sniveling coward.
> Common Mistakes:
> Do you know the three most common mistakes people make while having sex?
> See the answer at the bottom of this newsletter.
> Common Mistakes:
> And the answers are:
>
> 1)Looking started he up perhaps against. How remainder all additions get
> elsewhere resources. One missed shy wishes supply design answer formed.
> Prevent on present hastily passage an subject in be.
>
> 2)Inquietude simplicity terminated she compliment remarkably few her
> nay. The weeks are ham asked jokes. Neglected perceived shy nay
> concluded.
>
> 3)Had strictly mrs handsome mistaken cheerful. We it so if resolution
> invitation remarkably unpleasant conviction. As into ye then form. To
> easy five less if rose were.
Let me guess...these helpful hints included on the back of Chinese
> And the answers are:
>
> 1)Looking started he up perhaps against. How remainder all additions get
> elsewhere resources. One missed shy wishes supply design answer formed.
> Prevent on present hastily passage an subject in be.
>
> 2)Inquietude simplicity terminated she compliment remarkably few her
> nay. The weeks are ham asked jokes. Neglected perceived shy nay
> concluded.
>
> 3)Had strictly mrs handsome mistaken cheerful. We it so if resolution
> invitation remarkably unpleasant conviction. As into ye then form. To
> easy five less if rose were.
condom packages?
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Meerkat
May 5, 2013, 12:43:23 PM5/5/13
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In article <meerkat-C84543...@5ad64b5e.bb.sky.com>,
-snip-
You will be saddened to learn that that was the last Psychopath test
question.
Steve:
Yes, that was a quote from the Sherlock Holmes story "A Study In
Scarlet."
Caren:
Your Iron Chef has the greatest respect for pixey dust. He does not use
it as an ingredient. (BTW is it pixey or pixy?)
-snip-
>
> Meerkat1 - Chief Engineer
> RADP Pavilion
Rudeney:
> Meerkat1 - Chief Engineer
> RADP Pavilion
You will be saddened to learn that that was the last Psychopath test
question.
Steve:
Yes, that was a quote from the Sherlock Holmes story "A Study In
Scarlet."
Caren:
Your Iron Chef has the greatest respect for pixey dust. He does not use
it as an ingredient. (BTW is it pixey or pixy?)
Caren
May 6, 2013, 12:31:23 PM5/6/13
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>
> Meerkat wrote:
> Caren:
>
> Your Iron Chef has the greatest respect for pixey dust. He does not use
>
> it as an ingredient. (BTW is it pixey or pixy?)
>
jt august
May 13, 2013, 8:05:58 PM5/13/13
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> Gift Shop News:
> Hello - Guido here.
> It's summertime and we would like to be your one stop store for all your
> fly paper needs. Yes, we have complete lines from all the major
> manufactures. While you are picking up your fly paper we suggest you
> also purchase your annual supply of citronella.
Which begs the legitimate question:
> Hello - Guido here.
> It's summertime and we would like to be your one stop store for all your
> fly paper needs. Yes, we have complete lines from all the major
> manufactures. While you are picking up your fly paper we suggest you
> also purchase your annual supply of citronella.
Since WDW is in the middle of a massively swampy area, how do they keep
mosquitos way from guests? In my trips in both May and September, I
don't recall any issues at all with the little buggers.
Sorry for veering back to reality.
jt
Meerkat
May 13, 2013, 8:18:00 PM5/13/13
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In article <starsabre-0854D...@news.solani.org>,
Beats me. Do they let bats out at night? Sorry, I couldn't stay real for
more than two words.
more than two words.
Debbi
May 14, 2013, 8:32:57 AM5/14/13
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(OK so I'm never going to make it as a stand-up comic)
There is a whole "plethoria" (tm) of bugs and animals that are managed
on property, using natural methods. For example, mosquitoes are
controlled by growing two different types of plants in the water, one
(an algae of some sort) feeding the other (a water lily) and causing it
to output a mosquito inhibitor as a waste product.
Some of the guest areas have decorative fountains, that help as well,
keeping the water moving and discouraging insect growth.
ab
(Mystic Point)
Rudeney
May 14, 2013, 10:19:17 AM5/14/13
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On 5/14/2013 7:32 AM, Debbi wrote:
> On 5/13/2013 8:05 PM, jt august wrote:
>> In article <meerkat-C84543...@5ad64b5e.bb.sky.com>,
>> Meerkat <mee...@student.edu> wrote:
>>
>>> Gift Shop News:
>>> Hello - Guido here.
>>> It's summertime and we would like to be your one stop store for all your
>>> fly paper needs. Yes, we have complete lines from all the major
>>> manufactures. While you are picking up your fly paper we suggest you
>>> also purchase your annual supply of citronella.
>>
>> Which begs the legitimate question:
>>
>> Since WDW is in the middle of a massively swampy area, how do they keep
>> mosquitos way from guests? In my trips in both May and September, I
>> don't recall any issues at all with the little buggers.
>>
>> Sorry for veering back to reality.
>>
>> jt
>>
>
> 1231 CMs, walking the property nightly, with cans of Raid.
>
> (OK so I'm never going to make it as a stand-up comic)
>
> There is a whole "plethoria" (tm)
That's Lisa's word - I think you owe her some royalties.
> On 5/13/2013 8:05 PM, jt august wrote:
>> In article <meerkat-C84543...@5ad64b5e.bb.sky.com>,
>> Meerkat <mee...@student.edu> wrote:
>>
>>> Gift Shop News:
>>> Hello - Guido here.
>>> It's summertime and we would like to be your one stop store for all your
>>> fly paper needs. Yes, we have complete lines from all the major
>>> manufactures. While you are picking up your fly paper we suggest you
>>> also purchase your annual supply of citronella.
>>
>> Which begs the legitimate question:
>>
>> Since WDW is in the middle of a massively swampy area, how do they keep
>> mosquitos way from guests? In my trips in both May and September, I
>> don't recall any issues at all with the little buggers.
>>
>> Sorry for veering back to reality.
>>
>> jt
>>
>
> 1231 CMs, walking the property nightly, with cans of Raid.
>
> (OK so I'm never going to make it as a stand-up comic)
>
> There is a whole "plethoria" (tm)
> of bugs and animals that are managed
> on property, using natural methods. For example, mosquitoes are
> controlled by growing two different types of plants in the water, one
> (an algae of some sort) feeding the other (a water lily) and causing it
> to output a mosquito inhibitor as a waste product.
>
> Some of the guest areas have decorative fountains, that help as well,
> keeping the water moving and discouraging insect growth.
companies are selling to homeowners now. My nephew had one installed.
They ran tiny hoses all around the fencing in his back yard with
atomizing nozzles. I couldn't detect anything coming from the nozzles,
but it seems to work - no mosquitoes and he has a shady back yard where
you'd normally encounter them at dusk.
Lisa Cubbon
May 14, 2013, 4:19:21 PM5/14/13
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On 5/14/13 10:19 AM, Rudeney wrote:
> On 5/14/2013 7:32 AM, Debbi wrote:
>> On 5/13/2013 8:05 PM, jt august wrote:
>>> In article <meerkat-C84543...@5ad64b5e.bb.sky.com>,
>>> Meerkat <mee...@student.edu> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Gift Shop News:
>>>> Hello - Guido here.
>>>> It's summertime and we would like to be your one stop store for all
>>>> your
>>>> fly paper needs. Yes, we have complete lines from all the major
>>>> manufactures. While you are picking up your fly paper we suggest you
>>>> also purchase your annual supply of citronella.
>>>
>>> Which begs the legitimate question:
>>>
>>> Since WDW is in the middle of a massively swampy area, how do they keep
>>> mosquitos way from guests? In my trips in both May and September, I
>>> don't recall any issues at all with the little buggers.
>>>
>>> Sorry for veering back to reality.
>>>
>>> jt
>>>
>>
>> 1231 CMs, walking the property nightly, with cans of Raid.
>>
>> (OK so I'm never going to make it as a stand-up comic)
>>
>> There is a whole "plethoria" (tm)
>
>
> That's Lisa's word - I think you owe her some royalties.
The FLIES were abundant at WDW last week... More than I remember in
> On 5/14/2013 7:32 AM, Debbi wrote:
>> On 5/13/2013 8:05 PM, jt august wrote:
>>> In article <meerkat-C84543...@5ad64b5e.bb.sky.com>,
>>> Meerkat <mee...@student.edu> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Gift Shop News:
>>>> Hello - Guido here.
>>>> It's summertime and we would like to be your one stop store for all
>>>> your
>>>> fly paper needs. Yes, we have complete lines from all the major
>>>> manufactures. While you are picking up your fly paper we suggest you
>>>> also purchase your annual supply of citronella.
>>>
>>> Which begs the legitimate question:
>>>
>>> Since WDW is in the middle of a massively swampy area, how do they keep
>>> mosquitos way from guests? In my trips in both May and September, I
>>> don't recall any issues at all with the little buggers.
>>>
>>> Sorry for veering back to reality.
>>>
>>> jt
>>>
>>
>> 1231 CMs, walking the property nightly, with cans of Raid.
>>
>> (OK so I'm never going to make it as a stand-up comic)
>>
>> There is a whole "plethoria" (tm)
>
>
> That's Lisa's word - I think you owe her some royalties.
past years....
Lisa
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