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Janie the LIB

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Dec 26, 2009, 6:17:53 AM12/26/09
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(crack knuckles)


Okay...time for loin inspections because we want to start 2010 on a
positive note. I will need the deLIBerator for cracking the
nuts.....the walnuts and pecans I mean...sheesh..getting all paranoid
now.

Where are the guys going?! Hey, get back in there now!! Don't make me
go all Xena on your butts!


Janie
Jambala Keeper of singing dolls.

Disney Wizard the Fantasmic!

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Dec 26, 2009, 7:45:58 AM12/26/09
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I TOLD YOU, I'm not Xena, I'm Lucy Lawless!

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Dec 26, 2009, 11:56:22 AM12/26/09
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HI, JANIE!

Long time, no read, gurl.

-Fizzie

Keane

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Dec 26, 2009, 2:02:11 PM12/26/09
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Should I be running in the other direction?

How fast should I be running?

(I *really* don't like the 'cracking nuts' part, drupes or not...)

Keane
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One of them is this, They have the power to make a wish come true...
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Barry L. Wallis

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Dec 26, 2009, 4:02:35 PM12/26/09
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On 12/26/2009 11:02 AM, Keane wrote:
> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 03:17:53 -0800 (PST), Janie the LIB
> <bluep...@msn.com> wrote:
>
>> (crack knuckles)
>>
>>
>> Okay...time for loin inspections because we want to start 2010 on a
>> positive note. I will need the deLIBerator for cracking the
>> nuts.....the walnuts and pecans I mean...sheesh..getting all paranoid
>> now.
>>
>> Where are the guys going?! Hey, get back in there now!! Don't make me
>> go all Xena on your butts!
>>
>>
>> Janie
>> Jambala Keeper of singing dolls.
>
> Should I be running in the other direction?
>
> How fast should I be running?
>
> (I *really* don't like the 'cracking nuts' part, drupes or not...)

Very fast, but it won't help. We even tried locking Janie in a hamster
ball. It wasn't pretty.

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Vully

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Dec 26, 2009, 5:26:23 PM12/26/09
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On Dec 26, 3:17 am, Janie the LIB <bluepir...@msn.com> wrote:
> (crack knuckles) Don't make me

> go all Xena on your butts!
>

The only Xena to be feared is the Xena Barbie...and, that story is
still remaining broken and unfinished .... someday, perhaps, to
unfold...

Vully

Janie the LIB

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Dec 26, 2009, 7:27:46 PM12/26/09
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Very funny. Get me out of the hamster ball, please. I don't know why
you guys decided to keep the damn hamster ball after all those years
but this is getting old. LET ME OUT!


Janie
Jambala keeper of singing dolls and music repeating loops stuck in
people's head.

Paragon

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Dec 26, 2009, 8:37:36 PM12/26/09
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"Janie the LIB" <bluep...@msn.com> wrote in message
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I don't know. You might be a zombie. I know the real Janie was supposed to
show up in September....

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Janie the LIB

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Dec 28, 2009, 9:54:55 PM12/28/09
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On Dec 26, 6:37 pm, "Paragon" <cybe...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> "Janie the LIB" <bluepir...@msn.com> wrote in messagenews:fbbdf278-8340-4155...@r24g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...

>
>
>
> > Very funny. Get me out of the hamster ball, please. I don't know why
> > you guys decided to keep the damn hamster ball after all those years
> > but this is getting old. LET ME OUT!
>
> > Janie
> > Jambala  keeper of singing dolls and music repeating loops stuck in
> > people's head.
>
> I don't know.  You might be a zombie.  I know the real Janie was supposed to
> show up in September....
>
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(Hangs head in shame) I did show up at WDW in Sept but it was a
madhouse in trying to get everything ready and didn't get the chance
to haul my ass back over to RADP and let you guys know. Good thing is
that just before we left, my lungs came back CLEAN! No tumors found--
not even a freaking speck,. So totally worth giving up my left boob
for tumor free lungs. You know--even it is advanced breast cancer, I
have a very good chance of living past 5 years because I did so well
on chemo and radiation. Huzzah!

Now...can I still have the deLIBerator?!

Janie the LIB

Paragon

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Dec 29, 2009, 6:08:42 AM12/29/09
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"Janie the LIB" <bluep...@msn.com> wrote in message
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Janie the LIB

Living past 5 years? ROFL! Girl, I see you outliving us all! My mom was
in stage 4, and hospice was here. She was in her late 70's. People can
tell you that she looks great now, and actually got kicked out of hospice.
Don't let the docs tell you how much time you have. Just live to the
fullest everyday.

But no, the Sword of Wonder is staying here. It's too cold for a field
trip. :)

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Caren

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Dec 29, 2009, 7:47:56 AM12/29/09
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On Dec 29, 6:08 am, "Paragon" <cybe...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> "Janie the LIB" <bluepir...@msn.com> wrote in messagenews:960c24cc-753a-4eef...@j14g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...


I think you should let her have it. What harm could it do?

--
Caren
TDC Queen of Adventureland

Paragon

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Dec 29, 2009, 11:31:12 AM12/29/09
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"Caren" <dri...@sgi.net> wrote in message
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Whatever you are smoking, I want some. I have visions of mass
destruction......men cowering in rubble....

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Janie the LIB

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Dec 30, 2009, 4:20:01 AM12/30/09
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Paragon,

My oncologist told me not to get my hopes up at the beginning of chemo
treatments because the cancer invaded my chest wall and my left lung.
He was so shocked that I did so well but he still believes that I need
to be realistic. Whatever. Was I ever realistic at any point in time
that I spent posting on RADP?! Never ever tell a insane person like me
be realistic. Never. I have the right to believe that I'll outlive you
guys and I want to be the oldest living LIB and yes, a chance to have
the deLIBerator in my wrinkled, liver spotted hands.

As for rubble and cowering guys, the explosion at Epcot a few years
ago was an ACCIDENT! I didn't do it on purpose so why are you still
bringing it up?! That is really, really unfair of you. Even Disney
has forgiven me for that 'cause they let me come back last Sept and if
they didn't, they would have grabbed me and thrown me in the lake.

You want that sword all by yerself. Meanie!

Janie
Jambala- TDC keeper of singing dolls.

Paragon

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Dec 30, 2009, 9:53:36 AM12/30/09
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"Janie the LIB" <bluep...@msn.com> wrote in message
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Paragon,

Yeah, I sleep with it by my side, just to keep it away from you. But let us
see what happens when the weather gets warmer. Snow is no one's friend, I
say.

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Keane

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Dec 30, 2009, 11:06:09 AM12/30/09
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On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 04:47:56 -0800 (PST), Caren <dri...@sgi.net>
wrote:

>
>I think you should let her have it. What harm could it do?

Isn't that what they always say in a movie just before the second
act when everything goes to hell?

Keane, who thinks he's seen this movie before...

Barry

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Dec 30, 2009, 1:20:48 PM12/30/09
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On Dec 30, 8:06 am, Keane <ke...@keanespics.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 04:47:56 -0800 (PST), Caren <dri...@sgi.net>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> >I think you should let her have it. What harm could it do?
>
> Isn't that what they always say in a movie just before the second
> act when everything goes to hell?
>
> Keane, who thinks he's seen this movie before...

The only thing missing is a "thud."

- Barry

Vully

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Dec 30, 2009, 1:36:43 PM12/30/09
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On Dec 30, 10:20 am, Barry <barry.wal...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
> The only thing missing is a "thud."
>
> - Barry

Ahem.

(wait for it)


THUD!

Always glad to oblige. ;)

Vully
TDC Jungle River Guide & Adventurer-at-large


Keane

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Dec 30, 2009, 3:38:30 PM12/30/09
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On Mon, 28 Dec 2009 18:54:55 -0800 (PST), Janie the LIB
<bluep...@msn.com> wrote:

>(Hangs head in shame) I did show up at WDW in Sept but it was a
>madhouse in trying to get everything ready and didn't get the chance
>to haul my ass back over to RADP and let you guys know. Good thing is
>that just before we left, my lungs came back CLEAN! No tumors found--
>not even a freaking speck,. So totally worth giving up my left boob
>for tumor free lungs. You know--even it is advanced breast cancer, I
>have a very good chance of living past 5 years because I did so well
>on chemo and radiation. Huzzah!

Congrats, Janie! Huzzah, indeed!

Keane, who will still probably run in the other direction...

Janie the LIB

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Dec 30, 2009, 5:17:20 PM12/30/09
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On Dec 30, 1:38 pm, Keane <ke...@keanespics.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 28 Dec 2009 18:54:55 -0800 (PST), Janie the LIB
>

THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD! If you guys don't want to know where the
thuds are coming from...hand over the deLIBerator now!

Janie the MAD LIB

Paragon

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Dec 30, 2009, 7:34:00 PM12/30/09
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"Janie the LIB" <bluep...@msn.com> wrote in message
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Janie the MAD LIB

She's a mad lib now! Okay, I need and adjective and a plural noun....

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Barry L. Wallis

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Dec 31, 2009, 1:02:59 AM12/31/09
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Actually, she's pretty friendly with some dwarfs.

- Barry

Rudeney

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Dec 31, 2009, 10:17:19 AM12/31/09
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Paragon wrote:
>
>
> She's a mad lib now! Okay, I need and adjective and a plural noun....

"shiny", "pirates"

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Dec 31, 2009, 10:48:21 AM12/31/09
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On Dec 31, 10:17 am, Rudeney <rude...@mickeypics.com> wrote:
> Paragon wrote:
>
> > She's a mad lib now!  Okay, I need and adjective and a plural noun....
>
> "shiny", "pirates"
>

"desperate" "princesses"

Caren

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Dec 31, 2009, 11:28:36 AM12/31/09
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Lisa Cubbon

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Dec 31, 2009, 5:05:58 PM12/31/09
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OMG!! Too good.. Lisa

Keane

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Jan 1, 2010, 5:59:30 AM1/1/10
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On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 08:28:36 -0800 (PST), Caren <dri...@sgi.net>
wrote:

>On Dec 31, 10:48�am, Steve Russo <sru...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
>> On Dec 31, 10:17�am, Rudeney <rude...@mickeypics.com> wrote:
>>
>> > Paragon wrote:
>>
>> > > She's a mad lib now! �Okay, I need and adjective and a plural noun....
>>
>> > "shiny", "pirates"
>>
>> "desperate" "princesses"
>
>That would be these:
>
>http://www.flickr.com/photos/ripizzo/2345812218/

HAhahaha...

I've got an idea for a new Disney Princess movie...

Keane

jt august

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Jan 1, 2010, 12:39:39 PM1/1/10
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In article <f9lrj55fvfiu4b1f0...@4ax.com>,
Keane <ke...@keanespics.com> wrote:

> On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 08:28:36 -0800 (PST), Caren <dri...@sgi.net>
> wrote:
>
> >On Dec 31, 10:48�am, Steve Russo <sru...@nycap.rr.com> wrote:
> >> On Dec 31, 10:17�am, Rudeney <rude...@mickeypics.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> > Paragon wrote:
> >>
> >> > > She's a mad lib now! �Okay, I need and adjective and a plural noun....
> >>
> >> > "shiny", "pirates"
> >>
> >> "desperate" "princesses"
> >
> >That would be these:
> >
> >http://www.flickr.com/photos/ripizzo/2345812218/
>
> HAhahaha...
>
> I've got an idea for a new Disney Princess movie...
>
> Keane

Avril Lavigne soured me on the whole pricess thing with the uncensored
version of her song Girlfriend (a line completely revised for the Radio
Disney edit).

jt

Ginny Favers

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Jan 5, 2010, 12:56:05 PM1/5/10
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Janie the LIB wrote:
> (crack knuckles)
>
>
> Okay...time for loin inspections because we want to start 2010 on a
> positive note. I will need the deLIBerator for cracking the
> nuts.....the walnuts and pecans I mean...sheesh..getting all paranoid
> now.
>
> Where are the guys going?! Hey, get back in there now!! Don't make me

> go all Xena on your butts!
>
>
> Janie
> Jambala Keeper of singing dolls.

Our cat's name is Xena, and then there's Joe's butt...

~Amanda

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