"Oh, *I* see! It's *my* fault, is it?! Oh, of course, there I was,
thinking this all was my *son's* fault for sneaking out and driving
without a license, or *your* fault for arresting him without probable
cause, and all the time it was MY fault for still being asleep at the
crack of midnight! Well, if it's MY fault, I must be punished, then,
musn't I? [spanks himself] YOU'RE A NAUGHTY BOY, DUNCAN, DON'T DO IT
AGAIN!
I would like to register a complaint!