Silver Surfer a Homo
Scott Burns
sexuality but after issue #100, I'm sure of it. The silver surfer must
be a gay. He wants mephisto's big, fiery cock in that silver ass of his.
Mephisto wants to give it too him too. It then became apparent that Ron
Marz must also be a homsexual too along with the whole crew that makes
the silver surfer. Every month they all get together and wrestle in
vasiline with a texas mickey of whiskey. They all get drunk and horny and
then they write an issue in one night. It's like the phases of the moon,
every month, month after month. There are five forces in this universe
which act on everything:
1) gravity
2) magnetic force
3) strong forces
4) weak forces
5) marvel gayness
Thank you
Scott
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dear to the hearts of each
and every one of us.
Christopher Bird
> In previous issues of the silver surfer I wasn't too sure about his
> sexuality but after issue #100, I'm sure of it. The silver surfer must
> be a gay. He wants mephisto's big, fiery cock in that silver ass of his.
> Mephisto wants to give it too him too. It then became apparent that Ron
> Marz must also be a homsexual too along with the whole crew that makes
> the silver surfer. Every month they all get together and wrestle in
> vasiline with a texas mickey of whiskey. They all get drunk and horny and
> then they write an issue in one night. It's like the phases of the moon,
> every month, month after month. There are five forces in this universe
> which act on everything:
> 1) gravity
> 2) magnetic force
> 3) strong forces
> 4) weak forces
> 5) marvel gayness
I think I speak for pretty much everyone here when I say that you are
a dickweed of incredible proportions. Yes, SS #100 was bad. But the
incredible amount of shit you spew out onto r.a.c.m. in this post is
beyond belief. I was surprised not to see aol.com ending off your
address...
Go away. I certainly don't want you around here, if this is your idea
of intelligent comics conversation.
To save those who have just started to hate your guts the trouble of
flaming you (unless, of course, they have more to say), here is a nice
coloumn:
I, the undertyped, think this Scott Burns fellow is an asshole:
(NOTE: To those responsible AOLers, I apologize, but there has been a
GIGANTIC flood of AOL jackasses on the alt. groups I frequent...)
Still fuming....
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Troll, troll....
Just Ignore.
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(Christopher Bird) writes:
Oh, please, Christopher, don't give this guy the time of day; you're just
encouraging him with attention.
And it just so happens that I know a whole bunch of dickwads named
Christopher... and I don't hold that against you.
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ML Compton
Oh my God!!! This is one of the funniest posts I've ever read. Scott, you
are a true genius. Of course, I'm drunk, so that may explain it. I'm going
to have to start reading The Siver Surfer. Sounds like its just up my alley
(if you know what I mean).
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GREGORY MARCUS SEID
Way to go Scottso. You qualify for Idiot Post of the Year!
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Is it September already???
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Now, now, you shouldn't cuss! People on the Internet will
want to censor you... because you don't get your point across
comfortably and within the boundaries of their narrow little
minds.
Scott Burns <sbu...@is.dal.ca> wrote:
> In previous issues of the silver surfer I wasn't too sure about his
>sexuality but after issue #100, I'm sure of it. The silver surfer must
>be a gay. He wants mephisto's big, fiery cock in that silver ass of his.
Really? My!
>Mephisto wants to give it too him too. It then became apparent that Ron
>Marz must also be a homsexual too along with the whole crew that makes
>the silver surfer. Every month they all get together and wrestle in
>vasiline with a texas mickey of whiskey.
Vaseline? Hmmm, how outmoded... everyone who is anyone knows that
faggots Whiskey-wrestle in NON-PETROLEUM based lubricant.
>They all get drunk and horny and
>then they write an issue in one night. It's like the phases of the moon,
>every month, month after month. There are five forces in this universe
>which act on everything:
> 1) gravity
> 2) magnetic force
> 3) strong forces
> 4) weak forces
> 5) marvel gayness
Wow. I _always_ wondered why quarks were flavored TOP, BOTTOM, and CHARM!
Now those faggots can get into Nuclear Physics without a hitch! (*giggle*)
> Thank you
> Scott
No, no, thank YOU.
Robert Kelly
rke...@carina.unm.edu
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Peter A Goodrich
That was a charming little post that you just spewed forth into
r.a.c.m. Please don't do it again.
pete.
Michael Weiss
> Scott Burns (sbu...@is.dal.ca) wrote:
>> <waste of space deleted>
> I, the undertyped, think this Scott Burns fellow is an asshole:
I, the undertyped, think this Scott Burns fellow walked away from his
computer while he was still signed on and someone else posted this
message from his account. Maybe a mischievous little brother or
something. I mean, this was *way* over the line.
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Johann E. Beda
> In previous issues of the silver surfer I wasn't too sure about his
>sexuality but after issue #100, I'm sure of it. The silver surfer must
>be a gay. He wants mephisto's big, fiery cock in that silver ass of his.
>Mephisto wants to give it too him too. It then became apparent that Ron
>Marz must also be a homsexual too along with the whole crew that makes
>the silver surfer. Every month they all get together and wrestle in
>vasiline with a texas mickey of whiskey. They all get drunk and horny and
>then they write an issue in one night. It's like the phases of the moon,
>every month, month after month. There are five forces in this universe
>which act on everything:
>
>
> 1) gravity
> 2) magnetic force
> 3) strong forces
> 4) weak forces
>
> 5) marvel gayness
Actually, the current understanding is that (2) the electro-magnetic force
only acts on (electrically) charged objects, (3) the strong force only
acts on strongly charged (colored) objects (quarks, gluons and their
anti-particles) (4) the weak force only acts on weakly interacting particles
(left handed fermions and the guage bosons: W +/- and Z). (1) Gravity seems
to act on EVERYTHING, and (5) only can act on works published by Marvel.
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<a href="http://www.uiuc.edu/ph/www/j-beda/">WWW home page</a>
Christopher Vitek
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> In article <1994Dec3.1...@ac.dal.ca> sbu...@is.dal.ca (Scott Burns) writes:
>> In previous issues of the silver surfer I wasn't too sure about his
>>sexuality but after issue #100, I'm sure of it. The silver surfer must
>>be a gay. He wants mephisto's big, fiery cock in that silver ass of his.
>>Mephisto wants to give it too him too. It then became apparent that Ron
>>Marz must also be a homsexual too along with the whole crew that makes
>>
>>
>> 1) gravity
>> 2) magnetic force
>> 3) strong forces
>> 4) weak forces
>>
>> 5) marvel gayness
>
> Actually, the current understanding is that (2) the electro-magnetic force
> only acts on (electrically) charged objects, (3) the strong force only
> acts on strongly charged (colored) objects (quarks, gluons and their
> anti-particles) (4) the weak force only acts on weakly interacting particles
> (left handed fermions and the guage bosons: W +/- and Z). (1) Gravity seems
> to act on EVERYTHING, and (5) only can act on works published by Marvel.
> --
> johann
> j-b...@uiuc.edu
> <a href="http://www.uiuc.edu/ph/www/j-beda/">WWW home page</a>
huh? why are you encouraging this guy?
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> > And it just so happens that I know a whole bunch of dickwads named
> > Christopher... and I don't hold that against you.
Actually, I usually go by "Bird", so nyah nyah nyah. :)
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Scott Burns
: Christopher Vitek (cvi...@daniel.drew.edu) wrote:
: > > And it just so happens that I know a whole bunch of dickwads named
: > > Christopher... and I don't hold that against you.
: Actually, I usually go by "Bird", so nyah nyah nyah. :)
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Dear "Bird",
I think I speak for everyone when I say that you are a fruitcake of
incredible proportions. The amount of gayness you spewed in this posting
was un-fuckin'-real. I've read a whole bunch of your postings and have come
to a feasable conclusion. You must be on Ron Marz's vaseline crew and
participate in writing the silver surfer each month. I bet you
probably wrote most of issue # 100 yourself all slicked up in vaseline
and that's why you got so pissed off about my post, or was it my
colourful writing style? Either way, your postings are utterly foolish.
How can anyone have an "Intelligent" conversation about comics with
your..... smart-alec remarks? If you keep on flaming everyone so furiously,
noboby will want to post anymore. You'll scare everyone off the net for
good.
Scott.
P.S. Idiot
jnevins
>Dear "Bird",
> I think I speak for everyone when I say that you are a fruitcake of
(etc. snipped)
(sigh). So. Which junior-high in California is it that Scott is posting
from?
jess
GREGORY MARCUS SEID
> I think I speak for everyone when I say that you are a fruitcake of
You don't think much then, do you?
>incredible proportions. The amount of gayness you spewed in this posting
>was un-fuckin'-real. I've read a whole bunch of your postings and have come
>to a feasable conclusion.
You can spell feasible? How many times did you look that one up?
>You must be on Ron Marz's vaseline crew and
>participate in writing the silver surfer each month. I bet you
>probably wrote most of issue # 100 yourself all slicked up in vaseline
>and that's why you got so pissed off about my post, or was it my
>colourful writing style?
Do you have some fetish for homosexual anal sex? Nothing wrong with (really;
you just need talk to Dr. Ruth for a while), but this is the wrong newsgroup
for that. Try alt.sex.freaks.losers.
>Either way, your postings are utterly foolish.
>How can anyone have an "Intelligent" conversation about comics with
>your..... smart-alec remarks? If you keep on flaming everyone so furiously,
>noboby will want to post anymore. You'll scare everyone off the net for
>good.
Oh, and *your* post qualifies as "intelligent"? You're worse than that Maya
geek we had last year (remember? The one who kept complaining about how sumb
comics were yet was posting here every day?). Don't worry about people being
scared off after seeing a few flames. I first started reading r.a.c.m. during
a heated flamewar that involved a man named Jim ["Scowling"]. Didn't see too
many people leaving then....
>P.S. Idiot
Yeah. Sure, pal. Keep it up.
Peter A Goodrich
: Dear "Bird",
: I think I speak for everyone when I say that you are a fruitcake of
: incredible proportions. The amount of gayness you spewed in this posting
Everyone in your little world. You know, the world of homophobic
ignorant bastards? Does Nelson Patenaude live there too?
: was un-fuckin'-real. I've read a whole bunch of your postings and have come
: to a feasable conclusion. You must be on Ron Marz's vaseline crew and
: participate in writing the silver surfer each month. I bet you
Chris? When did you start writing Silver Surfer?
: probably wrote most of issue # 100 yourself all slicked up in vaseline
: and that's why you got so pissed off about my post, or was it my
: colourful writing style? Either way, your postings are utterly foolish.
Cliche: Talk about the pot calling the kettle black...you want
foolish? Try comparing physics to supposed Marvel gayness.
: How can anyone have an "Intelligent" conversation about comics with
: your..... smart-alec remarks? If you keep on flaming everyone so furiously,
: noboby will want to post anymore. You'll scare everyone off the net for
: good.
No, we won't get scared off the net by anything, let alone foolish
posts. We will get just ignore these idiot posts. Like I should have
done with yours. And I don't think Chris flames at random. He chooses
to flame only those who are complete assholes. Want to see one? Buy a
mirror.
: P.S. Idiot
p.s. asshole.
pete.
Peter A Goodrich
{lots of crap deleted}
I just wanted to apologize to most of rac.misc for following up to
Scott Burns's post. I really shouldn't have done that as it'll only add
fuel to the fires of Scott's homophobia.
I did follow up because he's picking targets now. First Chris. I'll
probably get it next as I chose to defend Chris. I really don't care
though. Is there any way we could get this Scott Burns jerk banned from
the net?
I would also like to apologize for the uneeded swearing that I used in
the previous post. If that offends anybody, I'm sorry. However, if it
offends Scott Burns, good.
pete
Thought Factory
>Dear "Bird",
>
> I think I speak for everyone when I say that you are a fruitcake of
>incredible proportions.
And he's JUST in time for Christmas! He's probably got enough to feed
everyone, too. Those faggits know how to plan a party, don't they?!
>The amount of gayness you spewed in this posting
>was un-fuckin'-real.
"Spew"? Are you sure he didn't Ejaculate? I think I saw him ejaculate.
> I've read a whole bunch of your postings and have come
>to a feasable conclusion.
"Feasible conclusion" Wow, your writing... it's so... Cliche!
> You must be on Ron Marz's vaseline crew and
>participate in writing the silver surfer each month.
Really? Being queer can open -- uhm-- backdoors into Marvel? I must
apply IMMEDIATELY. Scott, you know the most about this, how
much Vaseline (OH! you spelled it right! Good boy!) do you apply?
> I bet you
>probably wrote most of issue # 100 yourself all slicked up in vaseline
>and that's why you got so pissed off about my post, or was it my
>colourful writing style?
What, misspelling the Colorful is now "Colorful." How avante-garde!
I thought you straight boys just liked to see nude women reclining with
a stable through their navel. Darling,Scotty, are you SURE you're not
one of us? You sure act like it.
> Either way, your postings are utterly foolish.
"Utterly" BWAH-HA-HA! I can just imagine some wanna be straight
guy trying hard as hell not to lisp saying "You are UTTERLY Foolisth!"
["Thtop laughing at me!"] BWAH-HA-HA!!! ["We shall fwee Wupert!"]
>How can anyone have an "Intelligent" conversation about comics with
>your..... smart-alec remarks?
Oh, they done quite fine with you and him (and me for that matter).
So, do us all a favor and visit your therapist for you "misplaced"
aggression. Remember, Denial isn't a River in Egypt, Girlfriend.
>If you keep on flaming everyone so furiously,
>noboby will want to post anymore. You'll scare everyone off the net for
>good.
You say this like it is a bad thing. Don't you know that section 47 of
the GAY AGENDA is to make Internet a den of Sodomites and Philistines,
renamed to QueerNet? Also, Gay Scientists are trying to make the AIDS
virus keyboard infective -- so you better go wash your hands after you
touch that enter key. And don't forget the gloves and the crisco next
time you sit down (ahem) at the computer (you dirty minds!)
>Scott.
>
>P.S. Idiot
Do you mean, "Scott, PS aka Idiot"? Or just Scott, classification: IDIOT?
We faggits are so easily confused, you know.
In short, I can outflame your lilly-minded, narrow-brained punk ass.
So, let's kiss, make up, and play barbie.
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You guys complains about all cap subject lines when there's stuff like
this on the net?
Paul O'Brien
> I just wanted to apologize to most of rac.misc for following up to
>Scott Burns's post. I really shouldn't have done that as it'll only add
>fuel to the fires of Scott's homophobia.
> I did follow up because he's picking targets now. First Chris. I'll
>probably get it next as I chose to defend Chris. I really don't care
>though. Is there any way we could get this Scott Burns jerk banned from
>the net?
Mr. Burns is probably just trying to cause trouble, and I very much
doubt that he could give a shit about alleged homosexual tendencies
in the Silver Surfer. If he really is that worked up about it, I
suggest he seek psychiatric help immediately, as he has lost all sense
of proportion.
In answer to Peter's question, complain to his postmaster if he
keeps harassing the group. His conduct would probably justify his
account being pulled. Save some of his posts and send them to
the postmaster as evidence. It worked with the High.
In general, just ignore him.
Paul O'Brien
pr...@festival.ed.ac.uk, elf...@srv0.law.ed.ac.uk
So let's get this straight... "bitch" gets bleeped, but Fur Q's okay?
Marc Singer
Peter A Goodrich <go...@titan.ucs.umass.edu> wrote:
>Peter A Goodrich (go...@titan.ucs.umass.edu) wrote:
>
> I did follow up because he's picking targets now. First Chris. I'll
>probably get it next as I chose to defend Chris. I really don't care
>though. Is there any way we could get this Scott Burns jerk banned from
>the net?
Well, considering that in his last "post" he altered Chris's sig., while
still attributing it to Chris, you could say that constitutes forgery...
Marc
Charles M Seaton
: Dear "Bird",
: I think I speak for everyone when I say that you are a fruitcake of
: incredible proportions. The amount of gayness you spewed in this posting
: was un-fuckin'-real. [...]
Talk about the pot callin' the kettle lavender! Scotty has been one
of my favorite stops in Canada for years... let me tell you, that
boy has studied men and knows what =every= part of the male anatomy
is for. Last time I visited him I was sore for weeks... that was
just after his 30th birthday, when his parents built an apartment in
the basement for him. So nice not to worry about the noise anymore!
Oh, sure, not every man wants to have sex with Scotty... some
(close-minded) people find massive anal warts unnattractive, some
(prejudiced) people think that bathing should be more than an annual
thing, some (bigoted) people don't think that a benighted, leporious
soul is an attractive trait in a man, and some (unspeakable) people
don't think that six centimeters is enough to satisfy (particularly
considering the size of Scott's pot belly). To those people, I say:
pshaw! Don't knock sex with Scotty till you've tried it!
Anyway, less anyone misinterpret Burnsy, I wanted to let everyone
know that his tounge is firmly in cheek (usually his boyfriend's
cheek, for that matter - not the one above the neck). Believe me,
when it comes to "spewing gayness" (what an odd euphanism for it)
Joey Stephano has nothing on this boy (other than a sucessful movie
career, I guess).
Yours,
--Ennead
P.S. NOTE TO THE HUMOR-IMPAIRED: =)
Peter A Goodrich
[deletia]
Well done Ennead. That was the approach I should have taken. So who's
he going to attack next? Me, Ennead, or Paul O'Brien for having the gall
to be civilized about the whole deal?
pete
Russ Allbery
>
>You guys complains about all cap subject lines when there's stuff like
>this on the net?
Sure. You're just clueless. This guy is walking pond scum. There's
degrees to these things, you know.
I personally object to the subject line; he doesn't even know me. (Yeah, I
know, about 2% of the people here will get that joke....)
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Richard Link
>sbu...@is.dal.ca (Scott Burns) writes:
>>Dear "Bird",
>> I think I speak for everyone when I say that you are a fruitcake of
>(etc. snipped)
>(sigh). So. Which junior-high in California is it that Scott is posting
>from?
How about Dalhousie University in Canada? (dal.ca)
First rule of flaming: don't appear to be an idiot yourself!
Just a suggestion...
Rick
jnevins
>>>Dear "Bird",
Hmm. Speaking of idiocy, perhaps you could scamper off to a dictionary
and look up the word sarcasm. Then read my post again, would you?
jess
Ronald Bruce Monroe Irvin
And why are they allowing him to skip his medications? I'm reminded of
Donna Barr's comment in Dreamery or Desert Peach about the 'mature readers'
designation on her work - 'Not recommended for children - they wouldn't
get it' (or something in that vein)
Trooper
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>You guys complains about all cap subject lines when there's stuff like
>this on the net?
Yes. The fact that he's a cretin doesn't stop you being a prat. :-)
Paul O'Brien
pr...@festival.ed.ac.uk, elf...@srv0.law.ed.ac.uk
What _is_ the first line of "Cotton Eye Joe", anyway?