Update Re: John Byrne's Penis

[FCooper55]

I have an EXCITING update regarding my request for pictures of John Byrne's
penis!!

You may recall that I was hoping to go over 200 penises by Christmas, and I'm
please to announce that, as of today, I have --- drumroll please ----

500 PICTURES OF JOHN BYRNE'S PENIS!!!!

500!!! That's great! I couldn't have done it without you.

In my tally, I did allow artist renderings of John's penis, but only if they
demnonstrated loving care. I did not allow photographs of black penises, or
women's genitalia, no matter how forcefully the sender claimed it was Mr
Byrne's cock.

The number of penises being sent in lately has been tailing off, but I hope to
reach 1000 sometime this year.

Keep em flying! The war against terror can only be won by sending me pictures
of John Byrne
s penis!