LNH: The 1994 LNH ACCIES

[Pointless Awards Man]

Ladies, gentlemen, and Obscure Trivia Lad,
Pointless Awards Man proudly presents the

2nd ANNUAL LNH ACCIE AWARDS
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First the Discretionary Awards:
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THE DOUGLAS P. MACARTHUR "I SHALL RETURN" PLAQUE -- to the LNHer whose
absence and subsequent return was most heralded.
to....Rob Rogers

THE "COME BACK FROM THE LIGHT, MATT" AWARD -- for the LNHer who most
contributed to Badger's continued LNH involvement
to....JJMcC

THE "ROCKEM' SOCKEM' ROBOTS" AWARD -- for the LNHer who fared best in
Robot Invasion.
to....Constellation

THE "STAND-UP SPOTLIGHT" AWARD -- for worst joke perpetrated in a story.

WINNER, The finalists are Writer's Block Woman: "Watch the road!
Watch the road!" "Why? It's not moving, is it?"
RUNNER-UP, The finalists are RHOmega: 'Turdis.' Gag.

THE CABLE AWARD -- for the hero or team whose past was most retconned
this year. (AKA the GHOST OF TWISTED PAST AWARD)
Tie! U-Force and Pliable Lad

THE "NET CAN BE EDUCATIONAL" AWARD -- the 'Power=Force over Time'
thread...

THE "YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE" AWARD -- to U-Force 7.1, the story that even
the *author* hates now.

THE "IMPULSIVE" AWARD -- Poet, who inconceivably got Mark Waid to let
him use a DC trademarked character.

THE "HEY! WE WERE THERE!" AWARD -- U-Force, who had a tendency to
appear in crossovers that had alread finished...

THE "YOU USED A PENTIUM MOTHERBOARD _WHERE_ ?" AWARD -- the Peril Room
that had major glitches happened in both the Nightbeast
and Glitch Girl fights.

THE MARVEL WRITER'S ASSOCIATION HONORARIUM -- for the series with the
most consistently incoherent plot-line ;]
to....Elf!

And now, the 1994 LNH ACCIES!
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For LNH11, THE NEWBIE AWARD, The finalists are
Jaelle
Marie Antoon
Paul Hardy
And the winner is: PAUL HARDY!

For LNH10, FAVORITE PERSON WHO HANGS OUT ON A.C.LNH, The finalists are
Jaelle Ihmarea-Smiler
Badger
Tick
And the winner is: BADGER!

For LNH9, FAVORITE NEW CHARACTER, The finalists are
CAW!
Writer's Block Woman
Mouse
And the winner is: CAW!

For LNH8, FAVORITE SUPPORTING CHARACTER, The finalists are
Dr. Bad-Bedside-Manner
Blue Canary
Mouse/Subliminal Girl
Windrider
And the winner is: MOUSE/SUBLIMINAL GIRL!

For LNH7, FAVORITE VILLAIN, The finalists are
The Appallingly Tasteless Man
Clockwork Orange
Acton Lord
And the winner is: ACTON LORD!

For LNH6, FAVORITE LNHer, The finalists are
Easily-Discovered Man Lite
Constellation
Writer's Block Woman
And the winner is: EASILY-DISCOVERED MAN LITE!

For LNH5, FAVORITE SINGLE ISSUE, The finalists are
Alt.Ter.Net.Tives #5b (Glitch Girl vs.Ultimate Ninja)
Golden LNH-Men #6 (Corpus Issue)
Legion of Occult Heroes #4 (Death of an LNH universe)

And the winner is: LEGION OF OCCULT HEROES #4!

For LNH4, FAVORITE ARC, The finalists are
Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks
Great Green Card Quest (Writer's Block Woman)
Retcon Hour
And the winner is: CRISIS OF INFINITE SIDEKICKS!

For LNH3, FAVORITE MINI-SERIES, The finalists are
Golden LNH-Men
Nicks of Time
Retcon Midnight
And the winner is: GOLDEN LNH-MEN!

For LNH2, FAVORITE ONGOING SERIES, The finalists are
Glitch Girl & the Alt.Ter.Net.Tives
Legion of Occult Heroes
Writer's Block Woman and Mouse

And the winner is: LEGION OF OCCULT HEROES!

For LNH1, FAVORITE WRITER, The finalists are
Badger
Paul Hardy
Tick

And the winner is: BADGER!

Congratulations to all the winners, finalists and nominees!

We'll see you all Monday, January 30 for the rACCIE Awards Presentations
of the RACC-wide categories! [And remember, it's a black-tie affair....]