Men, Guard Your Sperm!

[David bin Lantern]

Bukvich had a point.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_Louisiana_v._Frisard

http://www.supportguidelines.com/articles/art199903.html

If you're sure you don't want biological offspring get a vasectomy.
Maybe your health insurance covers it if you have it, or maybe Planned
Parenthood can help you.

http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-topics/birth-control/vasectomy-4249.htm

On an orthogonal topic, I just found out Gardasil prevents HPV warts
in males too. Now I need to see if Medicaid will cover mine, or that
the cash cost is if not.

<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HPV_vaccine>

Apparently there's still no herpes simplex vaccine, though I'd expect
that to be more prevalent.

Anyway.

Of course Jocelyn Elders was right: the best way to prevent pregnancy
and STDs is masturbation. They should include this in Abstinence Ed.;
special emphasis should be placed on mutual maturbation, or for the
squeamish or purist, that watching each other wank is like free pr0n.

("Sex is dangerous stuff. It's better to watch Fox News, alone!")

D.

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[TimC]

On 2009-12-17, 'David bin Lantern' (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

> Of course Jocelyn Elders was right: the best way to prevent pregnancy
> and STDs is masturbation. They should include this in Abstinence Ed.;
> special emphasis should be placed on mutual maturbation

Although, finger cancer.

--
TimC
NOP NOP NOP NOP <bang> NOP NOP <bang> <ouch>
-- TimC spinning in the corner.

[Dr. HotSalt]

On Dec 17, 7:26 pm, TimC <tconn...@no.spam.accepted.here-

astro.swin.edu.au> wrote:
> On 2009-12-17, 'David bin Lantern' (aka Bruce)
>   was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
>
> > Of course Jocelyn Elders was right: the best way to prevent pregnancy
> > and STDs is masturbation. They should include this in Abstinence Ed.;
> > special emphasis should be placed on mutual maturbation
>
> Although, finger cancer.

But(t), latex glove.

Jocelyn Elders, old hat. New hat, “Safe Schools Czar” Kevin
Jennings:

http://biggovernment.com/2009/12/08/fistgate-ii-high-school-students-given-fisting-kits-at-kevin-jennings-2001-glsen-conference/

We'll trade him straight (so to speak) across for Julia Gillard..

Dr. HotSalt