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Kavin...@gmail.com

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Feb 12, 2007, 10:56:35 PM2/12/07
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Four plays into warm-up, I took a volleyball to the face. Upper cheek
and the eyebrow -- yes, the new eyebrow piercings.

A little blood, but everything seems to be okay.

Now, in Curt-ese:

I was hit in the face with a basketball and it affected my facial
tattoo.

Which then becomes:

A round gym object affected my body art.


Shoelaces!

(And in volleyball speak, taking a ball to the face is getting
"tattooed". As in getting the brand name of the ball tattooed on your
face by the impact.)

Kavin

Curt

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Feb 13, 2007, 6:12:02 PM2/13/07
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Kavin Taylor wrote:

> Four plays into warm-up, I took a volleyball to
> the face. Upper cheek and the eyebrow -- yes,
> the new eyebrow piercings.
>
> A little blood, but everything seems to be okay.
>
> Now, in Curt-ese:
>
> I was hit in the face with a basketball and it
> affected my facial tattoo.

heh :o)

> Which then becomes:
>
> A round gym object affected my body art.

And you were doing so well. I mean, is a volleyball suddenly square?
Is an eyebrow piercing not bodyart? Guess "Curt-ese" is working just
fine for you, Kavvy.

> Shoelaces!

Tie yours next time. ;o)

> (And in volleyball speak, taking a ball to the face is

A repeated event? A common occurrence? Yes, for you?

> getting "tattooed". As in getting the brand name of
> the ball tattooed on your face by the impact.)

My condolences to the ball, of course.

> Kavin

--
Curt

mentalguy2004

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Feb 15, 2007, 3:21:41 PM2/15/07
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<Kavin...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Oh what a shame. Completely undeserved, too.


N Jill Marsh

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Feb 15, 2007, 7:03:39 PM2/15/07
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On 12 Feb 2007 19:56:35 -0800, "Kavin...@gmail.com"
<Kavin...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Shoelaces!

Why did you start talking about cunts? I thought this was about
volleyball?

nj"spent last night in Atlanta, still punchy"m
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"Best food tattoo I ever saw was a guy I worked with that had flaming
macaroni and cheese on a crucifix. That's the Mt. Everest of tattoos."
-landotter

Kavin...@gmail.com

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Feb 15, 2007, 8:57:24 PM2/15/07
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On Feb 15, 7:03 pm, N Jill Marsh <njma...@storm.ca> wrote:
> nj"spent last night in Atlanta, still punchy"m

You should have called me. I would have made you dinner.

Tonight is scallops in ginger citrus sauce over lemon butter pasta.

You know you want it.

And I am still laughing -- cunt!


Kavin
I mean shoelaces.


Curt

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Feb 16, 2007, 10:37:05 AM2/16/07
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mentalguy2004 wrote:
> <KavinTay...@gmail.com> wrote

>
> > Four plays into warm-up, I took a volleyball
> > to the face.
[...]

> > (And in volleyball speak, taking a ball to the
> > face is getting "tattooed". As in getting the
> > brand name of the ball tattooed on your face
> > by the impact.)
>
> > Kavin
>
> Oh what a shame. Completely undeserved, too.

heh :o)

Of course.

--
Curt

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