Yet another mod, this one internal. :)
Lynne Miller
my mod list! I am modding my lungs.
YAHOO! This is fun
Lynne
Pierced navel
Tattooed ankle
Blackening lungs over time
i'll teach you to turn away.
LM> I made the decision today to start smoking cigarettes. So add that
why?
lish "well, i suppose lish is a woman,
cr...@got.net in the same way satan is an angel." -ks
40.1% / 30 RANA 125 / 68
Keith Alexander
> I made the decision today to start smoking cigarettes. So add that to
> my mod list! I am modding my lungs.
> YAHOO! This is fun
*** Idiot.
KA
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Mara
> I made the decision today to start smoking cigarettes. So add that to
> my mod list! I am modding my lungs.
> YAHOO! This is fun
Yeah. So is hacking up those modded lungs. And losing your hair to
chemo. And talking through a mechanical voice box.
But if you don't mind smoking formaldehyde, toilet cleaner, and
arsenic, feel free.
Mara
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minutes and 12 seconds ago. That's 1569 chemical roulette tubes not
smoked, saving $353.04 of my hard-earned money. Life saved: 5 days, 10
hours, 45 minutes in which to read, crochet, hike, camp, adore my
husband, and breathe deeply of the sweet desert air.
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Curt
AHAHAH! Nothing like a little black (lung) humor. :p
(turns to crowd)
You're all kidding yourselves if you believe that you can cheat death.
Stop smoking for your health, of course. For the savings, etc. But
don't be surprised when your run over by the same bus that runs over
your smoking brethren.
I ride a motorcycle. I ride fast and sometimes without a helmet,
but I'll just as likely die from a slip and fall in the shower - or
lung cancer (and I'm not a smoker) - as I will from an accident
while riding my Harley.
You never know. You can predict, yes, but that prediction and a
buck will get you a creamer and an otherwise empty cup at Starbucks.
Live healthy, die anyway.
If I can find it, I'll post an amusing Forward I received regarding
life and how your body should look and feel at the end of it all.
Anyway.
--
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http://curtjames.com/
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Keith Alexander®
wrote:
>You're all kidding yourselves if you believe that you can cheat death.
*** New smokers are stupid.
>from an accident while riding my Harley.
*** What's that, three mentions of your "harley" today?
http://www.geocities.com/curt_james/octoberXLH.jpg
Dude, it's a moped.
>If I can find it, I'll post an amusing Forward I received
*** Please don't. They're bad enough via email.
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> If I can find it, I'll post an amusing Forward I received regarding
> life and how your body should look and feel at the end of it all.
I was with you until you said this. There is no such thing as an amusing
forward ;)
J.
Curt James
> >[snip]while riding my Harley.
>
> *** What's that, three mentions of your "harley" today?
A hat trick? Sweet.
> http://www.geocities.com/curt_james/octoberXLH.jpg
C'mon, man. Update your stalking habits, sweetheart.
http://img36.photobucket.com/albums/v108/curt_james/Harley/?action=view¤t=IMAG0024.jpg
> Dude, it's a moped.
Yeah! And I lurrrrrve it. <3 XLH <3
> >If I can find it, I'll post an amusing Forward I received
>
> *** Please don't.
REASON ENOUGH!
Basically, you're not supposed to show up at the Pearly Gates
with a pristine, unused body. You're supposed to leave behind
a beaten, fully-used, thoroughly-enjoyed body. Skinned titanium
knees, blackened lungs, cirrhotic liver, and so on.
Curt James
> There is no such thing as an amusing forward ;)
>
> J.
Hrm. You have a point. But this guy, a retired man
with 50 years of motorcycling experience, has
consistently proven that there are exceptions to
even that maxim. :p
Keith Alexander®
<curt_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>http://img36.photobucket.com/albums/v108/curt_james/Harley/?action=view¤t=IMAG0024.jpg
*** High res moped.
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http://www.modernamerican.com
aim: nootrope9 omg smd wtf
Curt James
re
http://img36.photobucket.com/albums/v108/curt_james/Harley/?action=view¤t=IMAG0024.jpg
> *** High res moped.
You're losing your touch.
Just add the photobucket link to your Curt reference.
And how's the Sportster in the Alexander family behaving?
I hope it's 100%.
Keith Alexander®
<curt_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>And how's the Sportster in the Alexander family behaving?
*** AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I'd rather wear lipstick on 3rd Street in NYC.
Richard Hunter
<curt_...@yahoo.com> coughed and sputtered, and managed to
choke out these words:
>KA® <keith@REMOVE!nootrope.net> wrote:
<snip>
>> http://www.geocities.com/curt_james/octoberXLH.jpg
>
>C'mon, man. Update your stalking habits, sweetheart.
great. now we've come full circle, and we find that *Curt* is
Keith's bitch.
david
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Richard Hunter
<curt_...@yahoo.com> coughed and sputtered, and managed to
choke out these words:
>KA® <keith@REMOVE!nootrope.net> wrote:
<snip>
>> http://www.geocities.com/curt_james/octoberXLH.jpg
>
>C'mon, man. Update your stalking habits, sweetheart.
great. now we've come full circle, and we find that *Curt* is
Curt
I'd written:
> >C'mon, man. Update your stalking habits,
sweetheart.
>
> great. now we've come full circle, and we find
that *Curt* is
> Keith's bitch.
Yeah. Okay.
And *you* still have a habit of making comments
about many of my posts. You're boooooooring. Stop
following me. Shoo!
You liked the navel pics, blurry though they
were, didn't you? WHO'S WHOSE BITCH?
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
Richard Hunter
coughed and sputtered, and managed to choke out these words:
<snip>
>You liked the navel pics, blurry though they
>were, didn't you?
i didn't look at them.
>WHO'S WHOSE BITCH?
you're Keith's bitch. we've already discussed this. next!
david
Keith Alexander®
<returnt...@ddressunknown.com> wrote:
>you're Keith's bitch. we've already discussed this. next!
*** No. Seriously. I don't want her.
Sell her to Slick.
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http://www.modernamerican.com
aim: nootrope9 omg smd wtf
Richard Hunter
<keith@REMOVE!nootrope.net> coughed and sputtered, and managed to
choke out these words:
>smd
the guy who holds my car loan recently got a call from some
company wanting him to use them for check approval. he told the
young woman that he used SMD. she said that SMD wasn't a good
company and that he shouldn't use them. then the guy came right
out and told her, "you obviously don't know what you're talking
about. SMD stands for 'suck my dick.'" she hung up on him. he
was very happy.
Curt
> i didn't look at them.
Bullshit.
Richard Hunter
>DRLG wrote:
>
>> i didn't look at them.
>
>Bullshit.
you callin' me a liar? why would i want to look at your crappy
pictures, Cunt?
Curt
> you callin' me a liar?
Pants on fire, baby.
> why would i want to look at your crappy pictures,
You were saying?
I'm *still* tall and slim. But no longer nice looking?
No matter. You'll figure it out.
> Cunt?
AHAHAH! That's a funny one. Or just a typo?
Judith Cookson
> I made the decision today to start smoking cigarettes. So add that to
> my mod list! I am modding my lungs.
> YAHOO! This is fun
you know what's fun?
gagging in the shower every morning because the smoking's made your lungs
full of mucus, some of which you hack up and get lodged in your throat,
which makes you retch and puke up disgusting yellow slimy viscous bits.
THATS A REAL FUCKING BLAST.
i dont miss that part one goddamned bit.
added bonus to quitting: i can now smell a lit cigarette at 100 yards.
whee?
--
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jcookson @ illuminati online
Ray Pearson
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> added bonus to quitting: i can now smell a lit cigarette
at 100 yards.
> whee?
200 if I'm downwind, been 18 months and I still want one BAD
sometimes.
R
Lori
> 200 if I'm downwind, been 18 months and I still want one BAD
> sometimes.
> R
Ray, it's been five years for me and I still want them. It gets
easier for some but not for others. I have to discipline myself on a
daily basis NOT to smoke.
The OP is a fuckin' idiot.
L.
Richard Hunter
coughed and sputtered, and managed to choke out these words:
>The OP is a fuckin' idiot.
the OP was an obvious troll. no one could be that stupid.
notice that they haven't chimed in to defend their position?
Curt
> [snip]LoriDon...@yahoo.com (Lori)[snip]
>
> >The OP is a fuckin' idiot.
Need a light? BWAHAHAH! Er...
> the OP was an obvious troll.
A troll or someone with A SENSE OF HUMOR!
> no one could be that stupid.
Au contraire, monseur chasseur de pénis. Addiction spans the
intelligence spectrum. And so does joke telling.
> notice that they haven't chimed in to defend their position?
It's almost certain that this was not their position, but rather
a poorly received (especially to those abstaining from smoking
after having been regular smokers) attempt at levity.
Just because a topic for humor is unpopular, doesn't necessarily
make the teller of those types of jokes a fucking idiot. It's
amazing what people find humorous.
http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/
LongCoolWoman
> Just because a topic for humor is unpopular, doesn't necessarily
> make the teller of those types of jokes a fucking idiot. It's
> amazing what people find humorous.
>
> http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/
Yeah. Amazing.
However, if you'd told any of those jokes at either of my baby's funerals,
you'd've been a fucking idiot. It's all about context.
Mara
Curt
I scribbled:
(smoking/black lungs as a "mod")
> > is unpopular, doesn't necessarily make the teller of those
> > types of jokes a fucking idiot. It's amazing what people
> > find humorous.
> >
> > http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/
>
> Yeah. Amazing.
>
> However, if you'd told any of those jokes at either of my baby's
> funerals, you'd've been a fucking idiot. It's all about context.
Agreed, Mara. :(
This isn't alt.quit.smoking.support, fortunately.
--
Curt
http://curt_james.livejournal.com/
Lori
> On 24 Jun 2004 04:24:38 -0700, LoriDon...@yahoo.com (Lori)
> coughed and sputtered, and managed to choke out these words:
>
> >The OP is a fuckin' idiot.
>
> the OP was an obvious troll. no one could be that stupid.
> notice that they haven't chimed in to defend their position?
>
> david
I hadn't noticed, it went right over my fuckin' idiot
nicotine-deprived head. I'm used to the trolls that are found on
efnet, they are more creative and sometimes amusing.
L.
Lori
<snip>
> Just because a topic for humor is unpopular, doesn't necessarily
> make the teller of those types of jokes a fucking idiot.
Yes, it does.
It's
> amazing what people find humorous. <snip>
Since you seem to have found the original post humorous I would have
to agree, amazing.
L.
Curt
> "Curt" <curt_...@yahoo.com> spewed forth:
> <snip>
I'm spewing? I seldom spew. It's sad, really. :(
> > Just because a topic for humor is unpopular, doesn't necessarily
> > make the teller of those types of jokes a fucking idiot.
>
> Yes, it does.
>
> > It's amazing what people find humorous. <snip>
>
> Since you seem to have found the original post humorous
I wasn't falling off the floor laughing, but, yeah, there was
a smile on my non-smoking face.
> I would have to agree, amazing.
>
> L.
I'm spewing AND I'm amazing! WHERE'S MY KIBBLE!
--
Curt
http://curt_james.livejournal.com/
Ray Pearson
"Lori" <LoriDon...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Curt" <curt_...@yahoo.com> spewed forth:
> <snip>
> > Just because a topic for humor is unpopular, doesn't
necessarily
> > make the teller of those types of jokes a fucking idiot.
>
> Yes, it does.
judge much? I judge you to be an ignorant idiot who has no
room in her brain for original thought or someone else's
opinion.
Ray
--
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Feeds to Moses!
He shoots!! He scores!!
Lori
> I'm spewing? I seldom spew. It's sad, really. :(
I've observed you spew forth aplenty.
> I wasn't falling off the floor laughing, but, yeah, there was
> a smile on my non-smoking face.
I'm glad you don't smoke and apparently never did.
> I'm spewing AND I'm amazing! WHERE'S MY KIBBLE!
You have to be creative and and/or semi amusing.
L.
Lori
> judge much?
Only enough needed to get by in life. JUDGING by RAB posts, far less
than you.
I judge you to be an ignorant idiot who has no
> room in her brain for original thought or someone else's
> opinion.
You're entitled just as much as I am obviously.
Here's an opinion for ya since you seem to be so open to them:
Starting smoking made us all fuckin' idiots, you included.
>JESUS SAVES!!!
>Feeds to Moses!
>He shoots!! He scores!!
If you think black lung jokes are funny you should hear the one about
Jesus and Muhammad, even I find that one funny. ;)
L.
Curt
> I'm glad you don't smoke and apparently never did.
You're right about that. I'm what one friend referred to
as a chipper - someone who could smoke but not get addicted.
I'm sorry if your experience has been different.
> > I'm spewing AND I'm amazing! WHERE'S MY KIBBLE!
>
> You have to be creative and and/or semi amusing.
Please.