JESUS CHRIST WENT TO THE CROSS SO YOU CAN GO TO HEAVEN - The good news is that God came from Heaven to earth in the person of Jesus Christ over 2000 years ago and died for our past, present and future sins(misdeeds). He was born in the land of Israel supernaturally to a virgin Jewish woman named Mary. He lived a sinless life for thirty-three years and then sacrificed His sinless blood and died on a cross to pay the death penalty for our sins.....
Evangel...@sbcglobal.net
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this
life has ended?
The good news is that God came from Heaven to earth
in the person of Jesus Christ over 2000 years ago and
died for our past, present and future sins(misdeeds).
He was born in the land of Israel supernaturally to a
virgin Jewish woman named Mary. He lived a sinless life
for thirty-three years and then sacrificed His sinless
blood and died on a cross to pay the death penalty for
our sins.
After Jesus died He rose from the dead three days later
as He said He would. The Holy Bible also tells us that
Jesus Christ ascended into Heaven and that all who accept
Him as their Lord and Saviour will live forever with Him
in Heaven where there is no more death, sorrow, sickness
and pain.
The Holy Bible very clearly explains how simple it is
to be saved and on your way to Heaven, "For if you
confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe
in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you
WILL BE SAVED." (Romans 10:9)
You can be saved right now and on your way to Heaven if
you will open your heart to Jesus and pray the following
prayer:
Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can have
a home in Heaven when I die. I agree with You that I am a
sinner. I believe You love me and want to save me. I
believe that You bled and died on the cross to pay the
penalty for my sins. I believe that You rose from the dead.
Please forgive my sins and come into my heart and be my
Lord and Saviour. Thank You Lord Jesus Christ for
forgiving me and saving me through Your merciful grace.
Amen.
You are now a Christian if you said the prayer and allowed
God to save you. Welcome to the family of God.
If you decide to wait till later you may die before you get
another chance to be saved because none of us knows
exactly when we will die.
Have a great day!
Internet Evangelist R.L. Grossi
Free Online Bible
http://www.biblegateway.com
Free Online Movies
http://www.tbn.org/index.php/8/1.html
Animation
http://www.gieson.com/Library/projects/animations/walk/index.html
The Passion Of The Christ
http://www.worshipmusic.com/0310263670.html
Beware Of Cults
http://www.carm.org/cults/cultlist.htm
About Hell
http://www.equip.org/free/DH198.htm
Is Jesus God?
http://www.powertochange.com/questions/qna2.html
Curt James
> Good News!
Thank the Lord Jesus Christ! (Your post has been snipped.)
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
gn18...@subwhale.earthlink.net
> Evangel...@sbcglobal.net wrote:
>> Good News!
>
> Thank the Lord Jesus Christ! (Your post has been snipped.)
>
Curt, you are a stupid motherfucker. One of the reasons that
every single person on RAB hates you is that you respond to
spam. See, many of us have spam filters, which prevent us from
ever seeing usenet spam. You on the other hand, appear to
not. When you respond to them, you basically disable our spam
filters and force us to see the seething bullshit that you see.
I'm not going to ask you to knock it the fuck off, because its
more than obvious that what you really want in this world is to
be hated. It's beginning to seem like some kind of martyr thing.
Or maybe you think it makes you cool.
That and that harley of yours.
.
Curt James
> many of us have spam filters, which prevent
> respond to them, you basically disable our
> spam filters and force us to see the
Substitute killfiles for spam filters. Take a moment to wrap your head
around that thought. I doubt that Q will react to your post as quickly
as she did to R's. You're a nastier form of RABbit, aren't you?
You are responsible for a lot of noise being rained down on this
newsgroup. That being your own posts. Give it a rest.
Reply to this post if you must, but know that it's obvious that it will
be a prime example of pot, kettle and black.
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
Ruzinthra the Ruki
<gn18...@subwhale.earthlink.net> choked out these words:
>Curt, you are a stupid motherfucker. One of the reasons that
>every single person on RAB hates you is that you respond to
>spam. See, many of us have spam filters, which prevent us from
>ever seeing usenet spam.
so KF Curt. a double-filter, if you will.
A Joy in Hawaii
<Evangel...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:1108153381.9...@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
snip:> Good News!
I love Jesus for dying for my sins (and future sins...)! This "spam" thread
is cross-posted everywhere and I'm amazed at all the responses. I'm
interested in finding out if there are others with the same beliefs as me
that love piercings and tattoos as an art form. Just curious.
Curt James
> <Evangel...@sbcglobal.net> wro<snip>
> I love Jesus for dying for my sins (and future
> sins...)! This "spam" thread is cross-posted
> everywhere and I'm amazed at all the responses.
> I'm interested in finding out if there are
> others with the same beliefs as me that love
> piercings and tattoos as an art form.
I was raised in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, and attended a black
bumper Brethren church which was fire and brimstone all the way.
Baptised, full immersion-style, Father, Son and Holy Ghost, but I'm not
too keen on the hell aspect of being saved.
Certainly, I'm a bajillion percent more tolerant of others' beliefs
than those who thumped on bibles during my youthful church-going days.
I'd like to think that God is loving and forgiving versus /laking and
firing/. But, yeah, I'd categorize myself as someone who probably has
the same beliefs as you as well as a similar love of piercings and
tattoos as an art form.
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
Keith Alexander
gn18...@subwhale.earthlink.net
> Substitute killfiles for spam filters. Take a moment to wrap your head
> around that thought.
You really honestly dont understand what either one is, do you?
> I doubt that Q will react to your post as quickly
> as she did to R's. You're a nastier form of RABbit, aren't you?
>
I'm in the survival guide, just like everyone else.
If it hadnt become such a classic hunk of usenet literature, i'd come up with an
update that included the Fake RABbit. But sequels are never as good as the original.
> You are responsible for a lot of noise being rained down on this
> newsgroup. That being your own posts. Give it a rest.
>
All you have to do is leave and never come back, curt. It was good enough for greenbutt.
> Reply to this post if you must, but know that it's obvious that it will
> be a prime example of pot, kettle and black.
>
Ah, so now youre a racist.
Real nice, curt.
.
Curt James
re killfiles and spam filters
> You really honestly dont understand what
> either one is, do you?
Perhaps not. I don't use either, so it's not all that important as far
as I'm concerned.
> leave and never come back, curt.
I left for a short time, but seeing as how you showing me so much love,
why would I ever leave again, mamí?
> It was good enough for greenbutt.
Green who?
> Ah, so now youre a racist.
I teach in an inner-city school and I'm a member of the NAACP. I'm so
racist it makes my teeth ache. Wait, you're just name-calling for shits
and giggles. I can play:
Ah, so now you're a microwave oven. FUN!
> Real nice, curt.
Nicer perhaps than you deserve? Or desire.
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
Curt James
> <gn18...@subwhale.earthlink.net> cho<snip>
> so KF Curt.
Kung Fu?
Korea Fund?
Kentucky Fried?
Kvinnofängelset?
Kain-Fritsch?
Korean Fighter?
King Features?
Kaiser-Frazer?
Kraft Foods?
kiloFeed?
Keio Futsubu?
Kanji Filter?
Keep Furthering?
Karma Facilitating?
Kindly Fostering?
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
Curt James
> sequels are never as good as the original.
Oh, boy. You have that wrong, too.
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
A Joy in Hawaii
news:1108432535.1...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
snipped:
. But, yeah, I'd categorize myself as someone who probably has
> the same beliefs as you as well as a similar love of piercings and
> tattoos as an art form.
>
> --
> Curt
> http://curtjames.com/
>
Guess we are few and far between...thanks for speaking up. I still don't
understand why you get flamed so much here...
Keith Alexander®
<joy-q...@hawaii.rr.com> wrote:>
> I still don't understand why you get flamed so much here...
*** Stick around.
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gn18...@subwhale.earthlink.net
>> It was good enough for greenbutt.
>
> Green who?
>
Way, way, way before your time, shitstick.
>> Ah, so now youre a racist.
>
> I teach in an inner-city school and I'm a member of the NAACP.
I didnt know you were black. Well if thats the case, youre definitely racist.
Unless youre hatian or something, but thats not actually REAL black. Thats islander.
.
Curt James
> Curt James <curt...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Green who?
>
> Way, way, way before your time, shitstick.
And you're wrong *again*. Unless, of course, your concept of time is
much like your ability to spell baboon and akin to your understanding
of body composition versus speed.
Anne was still posting in 1996. I showed up in '97. I'd call that just
missed her and not way, way, way anything. Ym (and comprehension) mv.
> I didnt know
Obviously, there's a lot you don't know.
> you were black.
Blacker than you, sunshine.
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
Curt James
> hatian
And hat what? Is that a hata from Mars? A Hatian? HAR!
Aw, don't be mad. I'm the playa hata, right? All jealous of you and
your RABbitScout handbook.
Still, H-a-i-t-i-a-n.
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
Curt James
re bodyart and beliefs
> Guess we are few and far between...
I wouldn't be too sure about that.
> thanks for speaking up.
You're welcome.
> I still don't understand why you get
> flamed so much here...
Many of the vocal patrons simply have no self-discipline. And there's
an obvious my toybox mentality with regard to who may participate in
this newgroup. Of course, I imagine there are other factors involved as
well.
It's not a big concern of mine, but I appreciate that you'd make that
statement. You're not alone.
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
Curt James
> *** Stick around.
For once, I agree with Keith. Please stick around. ;-)
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
Keith Alexander®
wrote:
> I appreciate that you'd make that statement. You're not alone.
*** AHAHHA. SURE SHE IS!
Unless you count SLICK!
OMG WTF LOL BBQ.
Curt James
> "Curt James" <curt...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > I appreciate that you'd make that statement.
> > You're not alone.
>
> *** AHAHHA. SURE SHE IS!
>
> Unless you count SLICK!
>
> OMG WTF LOL BBQ.
Keith, thanks for giving me the opportunity to fix my typo without
replying to my own post. You're a champ!
"And there's an obvious my toybox mentality with regard to who may
participate in this newSgroup."
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
LoriDontDoThat
>But, yeah, I'd categorize myself as someone who probably has the same
beliefs as you as well as a similar love of piercings and tattoos as an
art form.
A Joy in Hawaii wrote:
>> Guess we are few and far between...thanks for speaking up.
Although I have a few doctrinal differences with the evangelist and I
dislike spam, we're not as few and far as you may think. My piercings
are for functional purposes, my tattoos reflect my faith.
>> I still don't understand why you get flamed so much here...
Because at times Kurt can be an ass; however, the flames become
annoying dingleberries on the ass. Some have learned to navigate
around the RABbit shit and still enjoy their RAB experience.
Kind regards,
L.
Keith Alexander®
wrote:
>"And there's an obvious my toybox mentality with regard to who may
>participate in this newSgroup."
*** Anybody may participate.
You're just a favorite chewtoy.
For obvious reasons.
Keith Alexander®
<LoriDon...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> my tattoos reflect my faith.
*** That you were born a sinner?
Original sin is a bitch.
Curt James
re rec.arts.bodyart
> *** Anybody may participate.
Cool.
> You're just a favorite chewtoy.
Don't you need teeth to chew?
> For obvious reasons.
Right. Gum on, boobie.
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
Keith Alexander
Curt James
> Curt James wrote:
>
> > Don't you need teeth to chew?
>
> *** Not on you.
You said it best, right? HA! Of course you didn't.
Still, C R E E P Y.
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
Curt James
> Kurt can be an ass
YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR MISSPELLING MY NAME! BURN! BURN!
*BUUURRRRRRRRRRNN!!!*
> Some have learned to navigate around the
> RABbit shit and still enjoy their RAB experience.
True. Use your sense of humor as your GPS. :-)
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
Curt James
> Original sin is a bitch.
Not especially.
http://www.answers.com/topic/original-sin
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
A Joy in Hawaii
news:1108646594.1...@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
snipped:>
> A Joy in Hawaii wrote:
>>> Guess we are few and far between...
> we're not as few and far as you may think. My piercings
> are for functional purposes, my tattoos reflect my faith.
Thanks for speaking up! It's good to know that there are others of the same
faith that appreciate piercings and tattoos.
> Because at times Kurt can be an ass; however, the flames become
> annoying dingleberries on the ass. Some have learned to navigate
> around the RABbit shit and still enjoy their RAB experience.
I don't know why I've not navigated around the flame wars. It gets
intriguing at times. I guess I have a ho-hum life!
Thanks for the reply,
A Joy in Hawaii
LoriDontDoThat
*** That you were born a sinner?
My sins are usually obvious for all to see, no need to tattoo it on my
forehead.
***Original sin is a bitch.
The drama of humanity.
O felix culpa, quae talem ac tantum meruit habere Redemptorem!
L.
Keith Alexander
LoriDontDoThat wrote:
> The drama of humanity.
*** Nah. The attempt of one group
to keep other groups under control.
KA
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LoriDontDoThat
*** Nah. The attempt of one group
to keep other groups under control.
Such a quick and canned response, I'm disappointed. Do you care to
expound on that with something I can actually respond to, or are you
just cock posturing?
L.
Keith Alexander
> Do you care to expound on that
*** Sure.
Fuck the church.
> or are you just cock posturing?
*** "Cock posturing?"
Hot.
KA
---
www.nootrope.com
i'll teach you to turn away.
KA> LoriDontDoThat wrote:
>> or are you just cock posturing?
KA> Hot.
i'm pretty sure that requires a tiny hat.
lish "forget it," he said.
cr...@got.net "oral sex gives me amnesia." -sk
40.1% / 30 RANA 125 / 68
Keith Alexander
> i'm pretty sure that requires a tiny hat.
*** Oh.
Sorry. I was waaaaaay off-base.
i'll teach you to turn away.
KA> i'll teach you to turn away. wrote:
>> i'm pretty sure that requires a tiny hat.
KA> Sorry. I was waaaaaay off-base.
i made a tiny yarmulke for a jewish boyfriend once. i sewed tiny
payoth (earlocks) to it. sadly, he would not let me take photos. i kept
asking his penis, "what are you talking about?"
lish "i can't keep this up. it's not in
cr...@got.net my nature to care about others." -dg
N Jill Marsh
away.)wrote:
>Keith Alexander <noot...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>KA> *** "Cock posturing?"
>KA> Hot.
>
> i'm pretty sure that requires a tiny hat.
Indeed. And tiny mustashios.
--
nj"epee"m
"Watch for the tell-tale signs of corruption."
LoriDontDoThat
*** Sure. Fuck the church.
The cock crows.
Please do not engage me in conversation if all you are going to do is
pollute me with RABbit shit. OK? Thanks.
L. - navigating around the dingleberries
Ray Pearson
> Keith Alexander wrote:
> *** Sure. Fuck the church.
>
> The cock crows.
>
> Please do not engage me in conversation if all you are going to do is
> pollute me with RABbit shit. OK? Thanks.
Hey there susie creamcheese, if you do not want to correspond/discuss with
people, don't reply. Don't be like others and post a reply to every fucking
post. If for some reason KA bothers you,,,,
DON'T FUCKING READ IT.
exercise your freedom of choice.
Keith Alexander
> The cock crows.
*** The wolf flies at midnight.
And a man must never shave his beard or suffer
a witch to live.
It's a _book._
K "singing mel brooks tunes" A
---
www.nootrope.net
Keith Alexander
Ray Pearson wrote:
> DON'T FUCKING READ IT.
*** The real question is, What Would Jesus Fucking Do?
Ray Pearson
"Keith Alexander" <noot...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1109176084.4...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>
> Ray Pearson wrote:
>
> > DON'T FUCKING READ IT.
>
> *** The real question is, What Would Jesus Fucking Do?
>
> KA
He would lay his hands on you and say. "I speak now to the demon inside this
young man, Be Gone foul spirit leave this fine young man in peace and let
him return to his life of sweetness and light." And you would be healed, and
like curt, you would become ever so helpful and googleisious. And eventually
everyone would dislike you.
Ray
Ray Pearson
It's springtime for hitler and germany
of course Mel was the director and Zero Mostel was the star with Wilder ,
and shawn
Keith Alexander
> It's springtime for hitler and germany
*** I was thinking more along the lines of
"The Inquisition."
Or maybe how the pope prevents disease, unwanted
children and all that by allowing condom use.
That was in the movie, right?
Wait.
Fuck.
KA
---
www.nootrope.net
Ray Pearson
> Ray Pearson wrote:
>
> > It's springtime for hitler and germany
>
> *** I was thinking more along the lines of
> "The Inquisition."
>
well OK but it IS good to be the king..
he did some great shit " puttin on the ritzzs" that was one of the best
scenes, and of course anything with Marty Feldman.
Ruzinthra the Ruki
<noot...@gmail.com> choked out these words:
>
>Ray Pearson wrote:
>
>> DON'T FUCKING READ IT.
>
>*** The real question is, What Would Jesus Fucking Do?
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=127
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=112
Ruzinthra the Ruki
<tat...@worldnet.att.net> choked out these words:
>It's springtime for hitler and germany
well it *took* long enough. shit!
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> Ray Pearson wrote:
>
> > DON'T FUCKING READ IT.
>
> *** The real question is, What Would Jesus Fucking Do?
i'm pretty sure he'd say 'fuck the church.'
gn18...@subwhale.earthlink.net
Rabbit shit?
Its time for you to leave, you worthless christian cunt.
.
Mike M
noot...@gmail.com says...
>
> Ray Pearson wrote:
>
> > DON'T FUCKING READ IT.
>
>
> KA
> ---
> www.keithalexander.com/blog
>
>
He'd probably say somthing like this.
"Oh ye of no humor, go fuck thine self"
I'm pretty sure thats in the bible somewhere.
--
"Trust me, I do this all the time"
Mike M
Keith Alexander®
<tat...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> googleisious.
*** See, the thing about google is this:
Just fucking google it yourself.
Curt reminds me of that Seinfeld episode
where Kramer is the phonebook.
"Why don't you just tell me what movie
you would like to see."
Google it yourself, retards.
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Curt James
> Hey there susie creamcheese, if you do
> not want to correspond/discuss with
> people, don't reply.
So far so good. Be nice, however, if you practiced what you preach
there, Reverend.
> Don't be like others and post a reply to
> every fucking post.
Aw, that's so cute. The round about. This counts as replying to me, R.
> If for some reason KA bothers you,,,,
> DON'T FUCKING READ IT.
And how would she know that ol' KA bothers her... Unless. She. FUCKING
READ IT!?
> exercise your freedom of choice.
Uh, Ray? That's just what she did.
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
Curt James
> Rabbit shit? <snip>
That's nice, Gen. But enough about you.
> Its time for <snip>
Pie?
And ice cream. Yeah, ice cream! Cool.
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
Keith Alexander®
wrote:
>And how would she know that ol' KA bothers her...
*** Wipe yer chin, bitch.
Keith Alexander®
wrote:
> Yeah, ice cream! Cool.
*** South Park is like James Joyce to you, isn't it.
NSFW?! AHAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAA.
Curt James
And, of course, coffee with the pie and ice cream. Good ol' black Diner
java. Mmmm.
I put money in the jukebox, who wants to pick some tunes?
C3... Motley Crue's New Tattoo.
B9... Metallica's Enter Sandman.
A4... Kanye West's Jesus Walks.
Still some credits on the box. Order 'em up.
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
Curt James
> *** Wipe yer chin, bitch.
What a waste. Just because the NHL is done for the season doesn't mean
you have to give up such an easy hat trick.
Homosexual jab. Check. Mysoginistic slur. Check. But failure to use the
word scrawny! Dozing off, boobie? Maybe you need a new hobby.
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/
gn18...@subwhale.earthlink.net
> gn18 wrote:
>
>> Rabbit shit? <snip>
>
> That's nice, Gen. But enough about you.
>
>> Its time for <snip>
>
> Pie?
>
> And ice cream. Yeah, ice cream! Cool.
>
It's time for you to leave, you worthless christian cunt.
.
Curt James
> [snip] cunt.
Get it right, Genny. It's c-u-R-t.
You spell just as well as your stepsister.
--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/