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Oct 22, 2002, 8:14:31 AM10/22/02
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I cant help but notice that youre still a complete dickhead.

Thus,

I hate you. You goddamn cockgobbling shitbag. You are a waste
of flesh. You are stupid. Really stupid. You transcend stupid.
You are the very platonic form of stupid. You are the prime mover
of stupid; the infinitesimal, hyperreal point of stupid from which
all other stupid sprang in "the big stupid"---yet your stupid remains
intact at the center of all stupid, eminating so much stupid that
other stupid near you seems to bend as it drifts by...assuming that
it doesnt get caught up in your inescapable well of stupid which will
eventually consume and become one with the whole of the stupid that
you vomited up in the first place.

Youre a fool. Youre a moron. Youre a pinhead. You have bad breath,
you smell, you are covered with a glistening coat of the fetid bile
of microcephalic, retarded goats. No one will ever have sex with you.
You are revolting in every way. You are drool. You are a bucket of
dead frogs. You are a big bowl of dick. You are hopeless, pointless,
foul, grimy, weary, squalid, nasty, rancid, rotten, jaded, lame and
asinine, you leperous, cankerous, weeping pustule of moot.

Your brain is infested with maggots. You posess the spine of a boiled
slug. You are fungus. You are the cum-drenched mildew on the floor
under the urinal in the fisting room at "The Manhole". You are a
bleating, whining, mumbling, staggering one legged mutant dwarf with
flies in your beard. My contempt for you is profound, it is thrown
from the clay of malcontent and derision on the wheel of hate and
loathing.

You are afterbirth. You are effluvia. You are spooge. You are
urine. You are eyeboogers. You are dry lactate. You are the flat,
saggy breasts on the grandmother of shitheadedness.

You are a retarded, nutless, putrescent mass of seething scat. You
are the result of baking the curdled sperm of one hundred blind,
limbless mole rats together with the chunky menstrual drippings of
100 insane, lesbian, cross eyed midgets in a roasting pan together
with onions, carrots, celery, potatoes and vomit.

You are a monstrous troll. You are profanity. You are a parasite.

I will never, ever come to terms with the horrifying knowledge that
I belong to the same species as you. You are the crusty, matted pubic
hair of an orangutan with crabs.

Just thinking about you fills me with the urge to scrub myself madly
with disinfectant and brillo pads.

Todd Bertrang wouldnt even fuck you.

Sweet jesus, youre a moron.

Love,


yttrx

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Oct 22, 2002, 5:10:50 PM10/22/02
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>From: yt...@mutilation.net (.)

<snip comments>

I don't understand why you are holding back, tell us how you really feel. This
is RAB afterall. :^)


John
"Suppose you were an idiot...And suppose you were a member of Congress...but, I
repeat myself." Mark Twain

smeg

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Oct 22, 2002, 7:10:04 PM10/22/02
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In article <Gibt9.39985$Hj7.17430@rwcrnsc53>, yt...@mutilation.net
says...

> I cant help but notice that youre still a complete dickhead.
>

*bravo*

clap clap clap clap clap :)

smeg

Curt

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Oct 22, 2002, 8:31:34 PM10/22/02
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yt...@mutilation.net (.) wrote:

>I cant help but notice that youre still a complete

[snip]
>Love,
>
>
>yttrx

Yeah, but I'm lighter than you and therefore also ABSOLUTELY
faster than you, aren't I?

And I'm glad to see you finally dumped the rocket science tag.

Smooches,


Curt

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Curt

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Oct 22, 2002, 8:33:28 PM10/22/02
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snakes...@aol.comedy.org (none) wrote:

>>From: yt...@mutilation.net (.)
>
><snip comments>
>
>I don't understand why you are holding back, tell us how you really feel. This
>is RAB afterall. :^)

John, I imagine he *was* holding back.

--
Curt
http://iam.bmezine.com/?curt
http://www.curtjames.com/

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Oct 22, 2002, 10:01:31 PM10/22/02
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Curt <curt_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> snakes...@aol.comedy.org (none) wrote:
>
>>>From: yt...@mutilation.net (.)
>>
>><snip comments>
>>
>>I don't understand why you are holding back, tell us how you really feel. This
>>is RAB afterall. :^)
>
> John, I imagine he *was* holding back.
>

I was. Fair warning to not annoy me, shitbag.


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Curt

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Oct 22, 2002, 10:27:27 PM10/22/02
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yt...@mutilation.net (.) wrote:

[snip]


>> John, I imagine he *was* holding back.
>
>I was. Fair warning to not annoy me, shitbag.

Get a hobby.

--

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Oct 22, 2002, 10:50:03 PM10/22/02
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Ouch!


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CatBones

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Oct 22, 2002, 10:05:22 PM10/22/02
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"." wrote:

> I cant help but notice that youre still a complete dickhead.

OMFG.
That letter was the most amazing thing i've read on the internet in a
long time. Truly.


regards,

Cat
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Andy0911

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Oct 23, 2002, 12:43:59 AM10/23/02
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From: yt...@mutilation.net

You are the cum-drenched mildew on the floor
under the urinal in the fisting room at "The Manhole".


ah, the manhole.................that place is just wrong......and sticky too.

Keith Alexander®

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Oct 23, 2002, 7:48:50 AM10/23/02
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On Wed, 23 Oct 2002 02:27:27 GMT, Curt <curt_...@yahoo.com> gurgled:

>Get a hobby.

*** Witty.

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aim: nootrope9

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LongCoolWoman

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Oct 23, 2002, 8:12:55 AM10/23/02
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"CatBones" <catb...@acid.org> wrote in message
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> OMFG.
> That letter was the most amazing thing i've read on the internet
in a
> long time. Truly.

Yup. I saved it and printed it out for Andy. He read it and
vacillated between stunned and hysterical.

He's practicing the words "cockgobbling shitbag" to use on his
co-worker. :)

Mara


CatBones

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Oct 24, 2002, 3:14:59 AM10/24/02
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LongCoolWoman wrote:

> He's practicing the words "cockgobbling shitbag" to use on his
> co-worker. :)

It's just beautiful. It's art, really.
I've been rehearsing some choice excerpts in the mirror throughout the
day.

Yttrx already knows that i think he's UBER. No sense in going on about
it.
But golly it rocked.

cheers,

Curt

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Oct 26, 2002, 11:44:29 AM10/26/02
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Keith wrote:
[snip]

>>Get a hobby.

>*** Witty.

Well, I hadn't read more than "complete dickhead" and then ignored
the gray mass of text. And, of course, writing text as displayed in
this thread *is* one of yttrx's hobbies, I'm assuming, so my
response was obviously unnecessary and, yeah, not witty at all.

After reading Cat's praise for the piece, I thought I'd read the
entire work. Interesting and funny, but not entirely accurate or
related to me, fwiw.

yt...@mutilation.net (.) wrote:
[snip]


>I hate you. You goddamn cockgobbling shitbag. You are a waste
>of flesh. You are stupid. Really stupid. You transcend stupid.

I know this is a dead horse for many, but I can't help dragging up
the *lighter in bodyweight = faster* commentary. You hold fast to
that as with-no-exceptions truth, so you obviously have intimate
and profound knowledge of What Stupid Is. I defer to you.

>You are the very platonic form of stupid. You are the prime mover
>of stupid; the infinitesimal, hyperreal point of stupid from which
>all other stupid sprang in "the big stupid"---yet your stupid remains
>intact at the center of all stupid, eminating so much stupid that
>other stupid near you seems to bend as it drifts by...assuming that
>it doesnt get caught up in your inescapable well of stupid which will
>eventually consume and become one with the whole of the stupid that
>you vomited up in the first place.

Your words are like lyrics. Kudos.

>Youre a fool.
[snip]

http://www.fool.com/ Of course.

>Youre a pinhead.

And a Zippy one at that. Thanks.

>You have bad breath, you smell, you are covered with a
>glistening coat of the fetid bile of microcephalic, retarded goats.

[snip]

I think that's unfair to goats.

>You are revolting in every way. You are drool. You are a bucket of
>dead frogs.

[snip]

I prefer peace frogs. http://www.peacefrogs.com/

>You are a big bowl of dick.

[snip]

Did you sneak a compliment in there?

>rancid,
[snip]

And a cool band! http://www.rancidrancid.com/index.html

Hey, another cool band while I'm at it:
http://www.marilynmanson.com/ Check out the Guns, God and
Government World Tour DVD.

>moot.
[snip]

I'm assuming you're using the "having no practical significance"
definition here, but that's obviously not the case, is it? Then
again, you'd find another outlet for your creativity if I made
myself absent and so I suppose my presence here is moot in that
regard.

>You are a monstrous troll. You are profanity. You are a parasite.

[snip]

And you are like obsidian. You liked that one, didn't you? Duh.

>Just thinking about you fills me with the urge to scrub myself madly
>with disinfectant and brillo pads.

Go for it.

>Todd Bertrang wouldnt even fuck you.

[snip]

(sigh) I'm curious enough to Google for that reference.

>Love,
>
>
>yttrx

And I don't get the use of lesbian [snipped] as an insult, but then
I'm no rocket scientist.

Hugs,

Burt

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CatBones

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Oct 26, 2002, 3:45:13 PM10/26/02
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Curt wrote:

> After reading Cat's praise for the piece, I thought I'd read the
> entire work. Interesting and funny, but not entirely accurate or
> related to me, fwiw.

Well it was fucking hilarious.
I mean once in awhile Yttrx throws in a few colorful goodies like that,
but that was more of an "insult epic".

Accuracy has nothing to do with it, it was beautiful to see that much
poison in one message.

Curt

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Oct 26, 2002, 4:06:34 PM10/26/02
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CatBones <catb...@acid.org> wrote:

>Curt wrote:
>
>> After reading Cat's praise for the piece, I thought I'd read the
>> entire work. Interesting and funny, but not entirely accurate or
>> related to me, fwiw.
>
>Well it was fucking hilarious.

No argument there.

>I mean once in awhile Yttrx throws in a few colorful goodies like that,
>but that was more of an "insult epic".
>
>Accuracy has nothing to do with it,

Oh, I agree. That's why I added that fwiw to the end of the
sentence.

>it was beautiful to see that much poison in one message.

I'd say that I inspire that kind of creativity, but as I mentioned
in my post, he'd simply unleash his poison pen on someone else if I
was absent from this ng. As he stated, I'm moot. Certainly in that
regard.

Beautiful work on Patrick, btw. I saw the fold-out of his sleeve on
his iam page.

Later,
Curt

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Oct 26, 2002, 9:49:50 PM10/26/02
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CatBones <catb...@acid.org> wrote:
> Curt wrote:
>
>> After reading Cat's praise for the piece, I thought I'd read the
>> entire work. Interesting and funny, but not entirely accurate or
>> related to me, fwiw.
>
> Well it was fucking hilarious.
> I mean once in awhile Yttrx throws in a few colorful goodies like that,
> but that was more of an "insult epic".
>
> Accuracy has nothing to do with it, it was beautiful to see that much
> poison in one message.
>

I work in quantity.


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.

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Oct 26, 2002, 9:52:57 PM10/26/02
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Curt <curt_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> CatBones <catb...@acid.org> wrote:
>
>>Curt wrote:
>>
>>> After reading Cat's praise for the piece, I thought I'd read the
>>> entire work. Interesting and funny, but not entirely accurate or
>>> related to me, fwiw.
>>
>>Well it was fucking hilarious.
>
> No argument there.
>
>>I mean once in awhile Yttrx throws in a few colorful goodies like that,
>>but that was more of an "insult epic".
>>
>>Accuracy has nothing to do with it,
>
> Oh, I agree. That's why I added that fwiw to the end of the
> sentence.
>
>>it was beautiful to see that much poison in one message.
>
> I'd say that I inspire that kind of creativity,

Youre not the inspiration. My inspiration is in a bottle on the sink
in my bathroom, right behind my toothbrush.

> but as I mentioned
> in my post, he'd simply unleash his poison pen on someone else if I
> was absent from this ng.

I actually posted next to nothing for quite a while before your return.

> As he stated, I'm moot. Certainly in that
> regard.
>
> Beautiful work on Patrick, btw. I saw the fold-out of his sleeve on
> his iam page.
>

Hey, wheres my rim job?


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i'll teach you to turn away.

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Oct 26, 2002, 10:51:19 PM10/26/02
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. <yt...@mutilation.net> wrote:
.> Youre not the inspiration. My inspiration is in a bottle on the sink
.> in my bathroom, right behind my toothbrush.

is that what you did with what i sent you?

lish "how sad it is for other people
cr...@got.net that they cannot appreciate our genius." -hc
37.9% / 30 RANA 125 / 68

fr0glet

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Oct 27, 2002, 4:12:21 AM10/27/02
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"." <yt...@mutilation.net> wrote ...

> Hey, wheres my rim job?

I gotcher rimjob RIIIIIIIIGHT HERE, BABY!~

fr0golet


.

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Oct 27, 2002, 9:13:17 AM10/27/02
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i'll teach you to turn away. <cr...@got.net> wrote:
> . <yt...@mutilation.net> wrote:
> .> Youre not the inspiration. My inspiration is in a bottle on the sink
> .> in my bathroom, right behind my toothbrush.
>
> is that what you did with what i sent you?
>

Ok, we're going to have to start over again, except the other
way around...

Expect something gross in the mail.


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i'll teach you to turn away.

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Oct 27, 2002, 11:04:20 AM10/27/02
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. <yt...@mutilation.net> wrote:

.> i'll teach you to turn away. <cr...@got.net> wrote:
> is that what you did with what i sent you?
.> Ok, we're going to have to start over again, except the other
.> way around...
.> Expect something gross in the mail.

i think you're dreamy.

lish "who you don't hurt
cr...@got.net will never know you." -lh

Porter ent

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Oct 28, 2002, 3:06:46 PM10/28/02
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>
>I cant help but notice that youre still a complete dickhead.
>
>Thus,
>
>I hate you. You goddamn cockgobbling shitbag. << (sniped)

roflmao. thats the first time i ever herd cockgobbling shitbag but it doesn't
apply to Curt.

Tabaqui

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Oct 27, 2002, 1:55:55 PM10/27/02
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Can't you get arrested for that?

TQ

i'll teach you to turn away.

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Oct 28, 2002, 6:43:06 PM10/28/02
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Tabaqui <chang...@catbones.com> wrote:

T> "." wrote:
> Expect something gross in the mail.
T> Can't you get arrested for that?

not if it's your OWN toe.

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