[Ranma][Fanfic] Normal Day

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Ryoucilo

It is the beginning of a normal day at the Tendo
dojo.The Tendos, Ranma and Genma are all eating breakfast.
Ranma and Akane are arguing and everyone else is ignoring
them as they eat their meal.
Akane:Ranma why won't you eat my cooking?!
Ranma:'Cause it's toxic Akane that's why.
Akane:Ranma no baka!
Akane hits Ranma over the head with a mallet.
Akane:Hmph I hoped you learned your lesson.
A doorbell is heard from offscreen.
Kasumi:I better go get that.
Kasumi walks offstage and returns with Mousse.
Mousse:Hey Ranma I'm here to take you away..woops Akane's
here.
Akane looks very surprised at Mousse's comment.
Akane:Uh what did you say?
Ranma:Sorry I had to do this to you Akane.
Ranma hits Akane over the head with a huge mallet. Akane is KOed.
Ranma:Mousse you moron! You're not supposed to say stuff like that when
she's around!
Mousse:Sorry.
Ranma:This is just great. We're going to have to get Shampoo to erase her
memory again.
Nabiki:What is this the third time we've erased her memory this month?
Mousse:Fourth actually.
Soun:My little girl simply cannot know what evil goes on in this house.
Nabiki:What about me father? Why am I allowed to see this 'evil'?
Demon Head Soun:Because you are a part of it!!
Nabiki:How so?
Demon Head Soun:Your having sex with that lost boy!!
Nabiki:What's the big deal about that daddy?
Demon Head Soun:In his cursed form!!
Nabiki:Oh yeah whatever.
Kasumi:Father you shouldn't scream so loud.
Demon Head Soun:And you. Your a heroin adict!!
Kasumi:Cocaine father, I do cocaine not heroin.
Soun goes back to normal and begins crying.
Soun:WAAAAHHH!! I have a pervert, an amnesiac and a drug addict for
daughters!!!
Genma:It could be worse.
Soun:How Genma? How could it be worse?
Voice:Oh I think there are plenty of ways it could get worse.
Everyone turns around to see Nodoka Saotome.
Genma:No-Nodoka. What are you doing here?
Nodoka:I came here to see how manly our son is.
Genma:He is extremely manly! Manliest son in the world!
Nodoka:I suppose your right seeing as how he's kissing a man.
Sure enough Ranma and Mousse are necking.
Genma:Please don't kill me Nodoka!!
Nodoka:All right on one condition.
Genma:What's that?
Nodoka:I will become the owner of the Anything-Goes school of martial arts.
Genma:WHAT?!! You can't!
Nodoka puts her hand on her sword.
Nodoka:Oh really?
Genma:Okay.
Demon Head Soun:GENMA!! How dare you sell out the Anything-Goes school?!!!
Nodoka:Oh shut up!
Nodoka kicks Soun through the roof of the house.
Nodoka:Okay the school's mine! The first order of business is to get some
students.
Nabiki:Well at least she has more sense than daddy.
Nodoka:Nabiki you'll be my second in command seeing as how your a lot
smarter than everyone else here-
Everyone besides Nodoka, Nabiki and Akane:HEY!!
Nodoka:Well it's true. All the rest of you are morons!
Voice:So you're saying I'm a moron.
Nodoka:Who goes there?
Xian Pu jumps OS.
Xian Pu:I am Xian Pu of the Joketso-Joksetozi-uh-aw who gives a crap?! I'm
Shampoo of the Amazons and I say I am much smarter than everybody else!
Nodoka:Hmm... Really?
A small wrinkled figure jumps OS.
Cologne:Don't say things that simply aren't true Shampoo.
Shampoo:Great-grandmother!
Cologne:Shampoo is not nearly as cunning as myself. I taught
her much in treachery, but she simply cannot pull one over me.
Shampoo:Oh really. Than I suppose you didn't notice all the arsenic I've
been putting in your tea every day.
Cologne:WHAT?!!
Cologne falls over and dies.
Shampoo:See I am smart.
Nodoka:Very well you shall be my mistress.
Shampoo:Goody-goody gum drop!
Nabiki:Hmm... Seems like the fun never stops right Kasumi?
Kasumi:*snort*
Nabiki:Sorry for interrupting.
Ryouga pops up from the floor.
Ryouga:Now where am I?
Nabiki:Ah Ryouga good to see you!
Ryouga:Hi Nabiki! Wanna go up to your room?
Nabiki:My thoughts exactly.
Ryouga:What's going on here?
Nabiki:Nothing. It's just a normal day.

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.