Edify yourself through art appreciation #2
Kris Baker
mitting a partial posting to this newsgroup. (Your Art
instructor is still chained to her husband's computer, since
she has evidently totally ruined her own.)
If you have read The Instructor's previous posting, begin
at the asterisks. Yes, that means *****. Not those. The
ones below.
Today's topic is Art appreciation. You know you love Art.
But do you understand Art? Do you truly know the difference
between Bad Art (Linkletter), Mediocre Art (Garfunkel) and Fine
Art?
I can help you with all that. I've been edified. Truly, brethren,
I have been healed of my misunderstandings. I wish to share
with you what I have learned.
<http://glyphs.com/moba/> (Museum of Bad Art)
If you don't have time to visit all of MOBA's galleries, I
suggest that you stroll through:
Bright Colors/Dark Emotions:
<http://glyphs.com/moba/bright.html>
Know what you like, paint what you feel:
<http://glyphs.com/moba/montsrat.html>
**************where to start over again anew**********
The Lawlor Gallery contains the most spectacular of MOBA's
exhibits. <http://glyphs.com/moba/moba3-95.html> One
cannot fully appreciate Art unless one has viewed Lucy In
The Field With Flowers (and her swaying breast.) Yes,
there is no "s" at the end of the word "breast."
Also in the Lawlor Gallery, one reads about the theft of one
of the most important MOBA works: Eileen. Lucy may have
been the first (and inspiring) piece of Art at MOBA, but the
mere memory of Eileen is enough to bring tears to the
afficionados of truly bad art. Even though MOBA has been
offering $6.50 for the return of Eileen, no one has been
tempted by the reward.
Your Instructor:
Eyegotta Clue