FREE nothing!
T 13
bullhorn Bull O'Conner used in Birmingham just before he beat up a
passel of women and children and established the Conservative Movement
that we are selling Sarah Palin's used panties for only $5.99. Yes,
only $5.99.
Do you get wood thinking about the End Times? Do you get a big old
itch where the Lord wouldn't snitch when you think about all those
High School girls who need to have abortions? Of course you do! They
are all going to spend eternity in torment, why not start now?
Just think! There is no more embarrassing truss to wear when you have
been Raptured. Jesus doesn't care if your ball sack is as big as a
basketball and bounces like Flubber when you go out and under. All
Jesus wants is for you to keep that AK-47 under your bed and pray for
a REAL AMERICAN to be President, not that Kenyan Impostor.
And, hey, like the judge in Louisiana said the other day, I am not
prejudiced. I am just thinking of the children. Sarah has no problem
knocking them out and so far they have all been white!
Why should an interracial couple want to get married anyway? The
queers want to get married too; damned if I can understand it. I miss
the good old days when Mammy scrubbed the floors and queers were good
as whores. What is wrong with America these days?
Please, Jesus, come back soon. Take me with you to that big white
picnic in the sky. Till then I'll be sniffing Sarah's panties, only
$5.99. The Lord loves you and I love you.
T.
Sanity
"T 13" <ghostlyc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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.......is that you Letterman? How do we know that them thar' "panties" are
from Sarah and not from some of your office employees? Smells like a "knock
off" to me. Damn repros.
nos...@nevis.com
Of course they're Palins, they are autographed by John McCain...
David Nebenzahl
> "T 13" <ghostlyc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:97a61409-66b8-4a01...@v25g2000yqk.googlegroups.com...
>
>> We here at Exotic Limited are proud to announce through the same
>> bullhorn Bull O'Conner used in Birmingham just before he beat up a
>> passel of women and children and established the Conservative Movement
>> that we are selling Sarah Palin's used panties for only $5.99. Yes,
>> only $5.99.
>
> .......is that you Letterman? How do we know that them thar' "panties" are
> from Sarah and not from some of your office employees? Smells like a "knock
> off" to me. Damn repros.
You sure sound like a potential customer ...
--
Found--the gene that causes belief in genetic determinism
Kris Baker
news:4adb5a57$0$11292$8226...@news.adtechcomputers.com...
You GUYS! ;)
Anyone see that WalMart and Amazon are selling her book (among
other new ones) for $9 a copy? You, too, can rush to get yours
now!
....and help make it a blockbuster bestseller.
Kris
Let her support her family and make her speeches
Sell ghostwritten books
Give noninterviews
nos...@nevis.com
The book's paper would have to be very soft and absorbent with pages
that tear easily.
Sanity
"David Nebenzahl" <nob...@but.us.chickens> wrote in message
news:4adb5a57$0$11292$8226...@news.adtechcomputers.com...
.......sorry.....my bad....I forgot that only Left wing satire and humor are
permitted on this ng. Maybe I should have used Limbaugh and a football
analogy instead....next time.
nos...@nevis.com
Sara Palin is even avoided by the mainstream right wing these days.
Kris Baker
Quit it! I just spit (again) on the monitor.
Kris
Kris Baker
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Good God. It was a JOKE. Even *I* got it. How come it's
always the same people who can't wait to turn things nasty?
Kris
nos...@nevis.com
Conservatives seldom have much of a sense of humor that doesn't involve
sterotypes.
Kris Baker
I don't agree with that. In fact, I think most comedians are
conservatives or libertarians.
Kris
nos...@nevis.com
Now that's funny.
Sanity
"Kris Baker" <paralle...@ggmail.com> wrote in message
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........I thought the whole thread was a joke.....some people will find
"nasty" regardless. So...."Limbaugh, palin and bush walk into a bar".....
Heres my take: Bush was/is a moron, Palin is an airhead and Obama is an
empty suit.....I'm an equal opportunity righty.
vince garcia
That's what I like: even-handedness....