The road to success??.. Is always under construction?????????

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever
tried.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible
corner.

As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it
is bad, it happens.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is
still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold
somewhere else at a cheaper rate

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the
bathroom.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.