OT / JOB: **Junior** Flash ( and assorted et ceteras) developer. Know any bright young whippersnappers?
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David Lee
Apr 23, 2008, 3:26:22 AM4/23/08
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Hi all,
Robot Ninja Monkeys is looking for a young proto-genius with a twinkly eye, a springy step, and a burning desire to write the most beautiful Actionscript the world has seen for mere pennies a day.
This recent Comp Sci graduate or talented enthusiast is sought for nigh immediate start; they will be pummelled with heavy books, subjected to a brutal training regime by a nameless order of levitating fighting monks, dipped in barbecue sauce for luck and thrown into the deep end.
The successful applicant will be smarter than me, younger than me, and willing to learn so much in such a short span of time that they will have to throw out all their old hats. They'll be working from our office in Beaconsfield / Alexandria, probably waking up a bit later than most of their friends, and can wear a hessian sack and a tutu to work as long as they promptly start earning their keep.
Working for a small company owned and operated by nerds, they'll enjoy a degree of responsibility, freedom and mastery of their own destiny forever denied to the broken-spirited, cubicle-dwelling worker bees they might so easily have become. Projects await; opportunity knocks; I'm tired of doing all this shit myself and I want some sleep.
Oh, and they'll have to work with me. Does anyone you know fit this description?
--
cheers,
David Lee
Robot Ninja Monkeys is looking for a young proto-genius with a twinkly eye, a springy step, and a burning desire to write the most beautiful Actionscript the world has seen for mere pennies a day.
This recent Comp Sci graduate or talented enthusiast is sought for nigh immediate start; they will be pummelled with heavy books, subjected to a brutal training regime by a nameless order of levitating fighting monks, dipped in barbecue sauce for luck and thrown into the deep end.
The successful applicant will be smarter than me, younger than me, and willing to learn so much in such a short span of time that they will have to throw out all their old hats. They'll be working from our office in Beaconsfield / Alexandria, probably waking up a bit later than most of their friends, and can wear a hessian sack and a tutu to work as long as they promptly start earning their keep.
Working for a small company owned and operated by nerds, they'll enjoy a degree of responsibility, freedom and mastery of their own destiny forever denied to the broken-spirited, cubicle-dwelling worker bees they might so easily have become. Projects await; opportunity knocks; I'm tired of doing all this shit myself and I want some sleep.
Oh, and they'll have to work with me. Does anyone you know fit this description?
--
cheers,
David Lee
Tim Lucas
Apr 23, 2008, 4:04:47 AM4/23/08
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Oh how I miss your prose...
By far the best job ad to hit rails-oceania. Anyone got a job vacancy
and think they could beat it?
-- tim
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