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Canadian Mother and Son Caught Having Sex By Sister Who Was Visiting Dying Father

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Apr 25, 2013, 1:24:08 AM4/25/13
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If it ain't queers in Canada, it's incest!

Ottawa, Canada - An unidentified 53-year-old woman and her 35-
year-old son were sentenced to probation Thursday after they
were allegedly caught having sex.

According to prosecutors, an investigation began in May 2010
after the woman's daughter (who is the man's sister) arrived at
her parent's apartment to check in on her dying father.

At some point, prosecutors say, the daughter/sister peered
through a window into the house and caught the sight of her
mother having sex with her brother. The mother's skirt was hiked
up around her waist, and it was evident that the pair had been
drinking.

When the daughter/sister tapped on the window, her brother froze
in horror, realizing that he'd been caught. Moments later, he
left the house without making eye contact with his sister. The
mother acted as if nothing had taken place.

"All my father ever wanted was to bring the family close
together and die with the family he loved surrounding him," the
daughter/sister stated during a court session impact statement.
"I think about my father everyday and how much he loved my mom
and it breaks my heart. It hurts knowing my that my family will
never be the same."

Both mother and son pleaded guilty to one count of incest. Both
were sentenced to a year probation and ordered to attend alcohol
and substance abuse counseling.

Because the daughter/sister was a witness in the case, the names
of the accused were not released to the public.

                  

Tony

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Apr 27, 2013, 10:22:34 AM4/27/13
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bumfuck the goats and sheep or their dick would freeze. Strictly an
off-season sport in Ottawa-nerland incest.
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