To reflect more of our misanthropy, I'm including a couple of pretty amazing op/eds ... one from Pat Buchanan who speaks reasonably from time to time and then lapses into junk like the following, which plays to fears and white exceptionalism. We can be grateful we were spared his presidency. The next is from Bill Donohue, anachronistic leader of the Catholic League, proving once again that the Inquisition was organic to theological thought ... and shame on the Washington Post for reprinting it in its religion section -- they're really thrashing around to find a readership. If you haven't had enough mindless babble on the other side of those, I'm including a link to Glenn Beck's latest drivel ... makes absolutely no sense but he delivers with customary entertainment value.
This can all be summed up by Tom Tomorrow, and brilliantly, here; and if you need a serious giggle, watch the Yes Men chase Arlen Specter wearing ... well, open it for a belly laugh! At least they KNOW they're absurd and use it to advantage!
I'll be back with more serious topics on Friday.
Jude
Harpers Weekly Review
October 20, 2009
President Obama appeared likely to surge 40,000 troops
into Afghanistan, thus adopting the key military tactic
that the Bush Administration defined as successful in
Iraq. In Afghanistan, a country with no duly elected
president, citizens were turning to Taliban "shadow
courts" for justice, and, in a series of unannounced
government actions, an additional 13,000 U.S. military
engineers, medical personnel, military police, and
intelligence officers were already deploying. The
Pakistani military embarked on its own escalation, sending
28,000 troops into South Waziristan in a failed attempt to
defeat entrenched Taliban militants. The White House was
at war with the FOX News Channel. Rush Limbaugh, who was
deemed too racist to own a professional football
franchise, publicly thanked the Lord for his enemies. A
Baptist Church in North Carolina was scheduling a
Bible-burning for Halloween, and Ellen van Wolde, a noted
Old Testament scholar, confirmed that the Bible had been
mistranslated and that God did not create the Earth.
Health-care lobbying efforts entered a "new, more frenzied
stage" with the passage of a reform bill by the Senate
Finance Committee. "This is now roller derby. It's very
fast, lots of elbows, and people are playing for keeps,"
said Nancy LeaMond, an executive vice president of the
AARP. It was reported that some people in North Carolina
liked John Edwards, some didn't, and others were
indifferent, and that politicians weren't actually cursing
in public more often but media outlets have become more
likely to quote them doing so. Conservative protestors in
Burlington, New Jersey, heckled eight-year-old
schoolchildren as they sang a tune in praise of President
Obama, and Steve Wynn, a casino and resort owner in Las
Vegas, said that Obama has allowed the financial crisis to
persist because he hasn't cut taxes enough. The Dow
"flirted" with 10,000 points, comforting the rich. Goldman
Sachs reported earnings of $3.19 billion in the third
quarter of this year, donated $200 million to its
educational foundation, put aside $5.35 billion for
salaries, bonuses, and employee benefits, and promised a
35-cent per share dividend to holders of its common
stock. The salaries of American workers were being cut at
a rate not seen since the Great Depression.
A woman dressed as a rasher of bacon harassed Muslim food
vendors in Manhattan. "Don't you like bacon?" she
asked. "Bacon is so good. Do you ever put bacon on these
hot dogs? 'Cause they'd taste really good wrapped up in
delicious bacon. Maybe sprinkled with bacon. Or stuffed
with bacon. Come on, don't you love bacon?" Adrian Bulli,
a molecular gastronomist in Spain, was accused of using
poisonous additives to flavor the food at his restaurant
El Bulli, and sports bars were passing off deep-fried
chicken-breast chunks as "boneless chicken wings."
Researchers in Amsterdam confirmed that living near grass
is good for your health. A program to plant 1,000,000
trees in New York City continued despite the objections of
local residents. "I don't want it," said a woman who was
forced to accept a ginkgo. "I don't like it. It can stay
there and die for all I care." Bunnies culled from public
parks in Stockholm were being used to fire a Swedish
heating plant, and the Hanford nuclear reservation in
Washington state was found to be peppered with radioactive
rabbit droppings, all of which must be scooped. Reverend
and "True Parent of all Mankind" Sun Myung Moon married
10,000 couples in Seoul, in what is believed to be his
final expression of "trans-religion, trans-national,
trans-racial" harmony. A Mayan religious leader declared
that the world will not end in 2012, that his religion did
not claim that it would, and that he was "fed up" with
being asked about it. Two thousand box jellyfish swarmed
Hawaii's Waikiki Beach, stinging nearly 200 people, and
fishermen off the coast of Jersey netted a rare parasitic
isopodal louse that attacks a fish, eats its tongue, then
lives on in the fish's mouth. William Wayne Justice, a
federal judge in Texas, known as "the law east of the
Pecos," whose rulings integrated public schools, reformed
prisons, and helped educate illegal immigrants, died at
age 89. A justice of the peace in Hammond, Louisiana,
refused to issue a marriage license to an inter-racial
couple. China created a small black hole, and a glowing
halo was spotted in the skies over Moscow.
-- Theodore Ross
http://harpers.org/archive/2009/10/WeeklyReview2009-10-20