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fuck a' duck

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May 23, 2011, 6:12:09 PM5/23/11
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A Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at
next table. "Want to hear the world's worst polish Joke?" The other guy says
"Sure, but before you tell it, let me tell you something. See those two bikers
over there by the door, those tow real mean-looking dudes? They're polish. And
those two bouncers by the bar? They're polish too! The Bartender is also polish!
And one more thing pal, I'm polish too... Now, do you still want to tell that
joke of yours?" "Hell no!", replies the first guy, "I don't want to have to
explain it six times!"

whore fucking

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May 24, 2011, 12:05:06 PM5/24/11
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Two poles emigrated to America. On their first day off the boat in New York
City, they spied a hot dog vendor in the street. "Did you know they eat dogs in
America?" one asked the other. "I did not know that." "Well, If we're going to
live here, we might as well learn to eat like Americans." So they each bought a
hot dog wrapped up in wax paper and sat down to eat them on a nearby park bench.
One pole looked inside his wax paper, then over at the other pole and asked,
"What part did you get?"

polakpest

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May 25, 2011, 6:19:29 PM5/25/11
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polackdreck

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May 28, 2011, 6:03:20 PM5/28/11
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Question: How do you tell which is the Groom at a polish wedding?

Answer: He's the one with the clean bowling shirt.

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