Did you hear about the new game fish the Illinois Department of Natural
Resources is trying to breed? They took a Coho and crossed it with a Walleye.
They called it a Kowal. It had great taste, and fought like hell, but wasn't
very large. So they crossed it with a Muskie, and called it a Kowalski. It has
the best of everything: it fights hard, it tastes great, and it grows up to 50
inches. The only problem is they're having trouble teaching to swim!