Pfitz's Pfunnies

Due to a desire to reduce technology's time demands, simplify life a little, and consolidate the

Several scientists were all posed the following question: "What is 2 x 2 ?" The engineer

Cuff Links The computer company where my wife works distributed a corporate- clothing catalogue that

Good Advice From Kids "Never trust a dog to watch your food." -Patrick, age 10 "When

In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather report from our in-house weather

Happy Halloween! What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of

All these quotes are from Albert Einstein ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "If we knew what it

While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Bernie,

Animal Truisms A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. An

New Math? A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he

"Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in

Some Funny Newspaper Headlines (yes, you've probably seen these before, but they're still

This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off,

Today is Variety Day, where you get a handful of shorter jokes instead of one longer one. Enjoy! ====

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly,

Potato Puns Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead. How do you describe an angry

Go Forth and Multiply After it was all over and Noah lowered the ramp of the ark for all the animals

A New Kind of Car Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria. "Hey, whatever happened

When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "

Top Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo 1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a

Dictionary of Performance Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is

Police House Calls My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a

Bunion Removal I went to my podiatrist to have a bunion removed. When the treatment ended, I asked if

A waiter approached the man studying the menu carefully at the fancy restaurant. "May I take

Ghost Indian Two Ponca men were sitting out on a back road visiting. All at once there was a tapping

Dear Bank Manager, I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavoured to pay

Passwords This consultant is working on a Web development project for a client, and he's also got