Fwd: Schwarzenegger and Windows 7

[Mohan K.V]

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From: Aditya <adity...@gmail.com>

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7… .

.He replied,  “I still love Vista, baby.”

[priya venkateshan]

Did you hear about three Hollywood superstars making a film on the
great Western composers? There was considerable debate on which star
gets which role. Eventually, there was some consensus and Stallone
said, “I will be Beethoven.” Tom Cruise said, “I will be Mozart.” At
which point, Schwarzenegger spoke up – “I will be Bach.”

[Abhishek Upadhya]

Speaking of arnold and subtle wordplay, i presume You've seen the
'F--k you' letter of his, that was doing rounds on the internets.
Who knew he was capable of such encryption.

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Regards,
Abhishek Upadhya

[Mohan K.V]

I felt that was unintended..

[Abhishek Upadhya]

With about as much honesty as when someone makes a pun-jab, and says,
'sorry,pun unintended'...

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Regards,
Abhishek Upadhya

[SAI GANESH]

Actually pun and jab were intended

[Mahesh Mahadevan]

A multilingual one that I had to make recently.

What do you call a German redneck who makes witty jokes?
A weisscracker.

[Mahesh Mahadevan]

Another one, a bit of a stumble on Wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleph_%28psychedelic%29

When a homologue of this drug is seen to have no psychedelic effects
on the general population, it is seen to have heavily psychedelic
effects on mathematicians, giving them hallucinations of grandiose
numbers. It's called Aleph-ø