Ahoy ye scurvy dogs! Come on down to the Urban Lounge on July 8th and
9th to help The Ozzy Ozmunds support File Sharing (not pirating). The
Ozzy Ozmunds fully support and encourage open sharing of files (not
pirating). Aaarrrrr.

After sailing many a long year, the scourge of the seven seas,  Ben
(a.k.a. Motley Stu, Benzilla), will be joining the band this weekend.
Ben's been busy with the band Social Code, and jumped at the chance to
play for the legendary group, The Ozzy Ozmunds. Hearty me hearties!

The Ozzy Ozmunds would be much obliged if you would come down and enjoy
a night of booty-kickin' pillaged music. Urban Lounge is located at
8111 105 Street, just off Whyte Ave. Show time is at 10, be there,
before I run ye through with me cutlass!

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Pirate Joke:

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants.
The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's
wheel down the front of your pants?" And the pirate says...

"Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!"