Fwd: Fw: Tax time When in doubt declare !.
Michael Frimpon
From: Michael Frimpon <mfri...@yahoo.com>
Date: Fri, 20 Aug 2010 15:40:31 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Fw: Tax time When in doubt declare !.
To: Michael Frimpon <mfri...@gmail.com>
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Subject: FW: Tax time When in doubt declare !.
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Come on girls this had to put a smile on your face and make u giggle.....
TAX TIME
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file
her taxes..
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What's
your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken
farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little cocks last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
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