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John Cawston  
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 More options Dec 14 2002, 9:07 pm
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From: John Cawston <rewar...@ihug.co.nz>
Date: Sun, 15 Dec 2002 15:06:23 +1300
Local: Sat, Dec 14 2002 9:06 pm
Subject: Re: What's the best way to kill flies?

No. But they look like fun.

JC


 
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Alan Brennan  
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 More options Dec 14 2002, 10:50 pm
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From: "Alan Brennan" <a...@ihug.not.this.bit.co.nz>
Date: Sun, 15 Dec 2002 16:49:50 +1300
Local: Sat, Dec 14 2002 10:49 pm
Subject: Re: What's the best way to kill flies?

<news...@parydyse.not.nx> wrote in message

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There's always more around. The others are too expensive, too

> >>time consuming or too dangerous. :-)

> >The sticky tape thing works quite well...though the look is not
> >terrible ascetic. :-)

> As any aesthete will confirm, particularly an ascetic aesthete.

And if they were so high you needed to jump to put them up, there would be
an athletic ascertic aesthetic effect.

 
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Enkidu  
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 More options Dec 15 2002, 1:56 am
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From: Enkidu <enk...@cliffp.com>
Date: Sun, 15 Dec 2002 19:54:31 +1300
Local: Sun, Dec 15 2002 1:54 am
Subject: Re: What's the best way to kill flies?
On Sun, 15 Dec 2002 13:19:20 +1200, Brian Dooley

Hmm, you know that some camels can go for 5 days without water, and
some can go for 8 days. How do you change a 5 day camel into an 8 day
camel? Wait till it's drinking then creep up behind it with the two
blocks of wood.....

Cheers,

Cliff
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Enkidu  
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 More options Dec 15 2002, 1:57 am
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From: Enkidu <enk...@cliffp.com>
Date: Sun, 15 Dec 2002 19:55:51 +1300
Local: Sun, Dec 15 2002 1:55 am
Subject: Re: What's the best way to kill flies?
On Fri, 13 Dec 2002 13:16:51 +1300, "PAM." <JunkM...@Fishnchips.com>
wrote:

>Spray?
>FLESH eating plants?
>Sticky tape?
>Zapper (reminded of classic Harry Hill joke)?
>Swatter?
>Spiders?
>Fly eating reptile?
>Napalm

>Have I forgotten anything?

Chopsticks, like the Karate Kid.

Cheers,

Cliff
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Nicolaas Hawkins  
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 More options Dec 15 2002, 3:53 am
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From: Nicolaas Hawkins <rap...@top.net.nz>
Date: Sun, 15 Dec 2002 08:53:02 +0000 (UTC)
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Subject: Re: What's the best way to kill flies?
Alan Brennan wrote in news:3dfbfbde@clear.net.nz:

Oh dear, Alan, you really should try to get out more....

 
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PAM.  
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 More options Dec 15 2002, 6:57 pm
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From: "PAM." <JunkM...@Fishnchips.com>
Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2002 12:57:50 +1300
Local: Sun, Dec 15 2002 6:57 pm
Subject: Re: What's the best way to kill flies?

"DrinksCabSav" <victory...@subdimension.com> wrote in message
> If you mean in the house - Boil some mint. They don't come in then, so no
> need to kill and have corpses everywhere.

Really? Does one spread it anywhere? Just boil until dry? Just boil for 10 mins?

PAM.


 
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PAM.  
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 More options Dec 15 2002, 7:18 pm
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From: "PAM." <JunkM...@Fishnchips.com>
Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2002 13:16:48 +1300
Local: Sun, Dec 15 2002 7:16 pm
Subject: Re: What's the best way to kill flies?

"Jason M" <jmam...@very.hotmail.com> wrote in message
> Is this a zapper with a UV light inside a couple of wire cages at 1000
> volts potential, where the flies go Phhfffffffffzzzzzzzttttt

> or is it a zapper with a radar guided laser that shoots any moving
> object?

It's the first one.

Harry Hill - Better told than written
There's a fly flying through the air. As it flies towards the zapper it has a heart attack. The momentum of it's flight carries the
fly forwards towards the zapper and Phhfffffffffzzzzzzzttttt, the zapper starts it little heart again.

What are the chances of that happening eh?

:)

PAM.


 
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Alan Brennan  
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 More options Dec 15 2002, 7:25 pm
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From: "Alan Brennan" <a...@ihug.not.this.bit.co.nz>
Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2002 13:25:17 +1300
Local: Sun, Dec 15 2002 7:25 pm
Subject: Re: What's the best way to kill flies?

"Nicolaas Hawkins" <rap...@top.net.nz> wrote in message

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I admit it. My athletic ascetic aesthetic's pathetic.

 
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Alan Brennan  
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 More options Dec 15 2002, 7:31 pm
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From: "Alan Brennan" <a...@ihug.not.this.bit.co.nz>
Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2002 13:31:08 +1300
Local: Sun, Dec 15 2002 7:31 pm
Subject: Re: What's the best way to kill flies?

"PAM." <JunkM...@Fishnchips.com> wrote in message

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> "Jason M" <jmam...@very.hotmail.com> wrote in message

> > Is this a zapper with a UV light inside a couple of wire cages at 1000
> > volts potential, where the flies go Phhfffffffffzzzzzzzttttt

> > or is it a zapper with a radar guided laser that shoots any moving
> > object?

> It's the first one.

> Harry Hill - Better told than written
> There's a fly flying through the air. As it flies towards the zapper it

has a heart attack. The momentum of it's flight carries the
> fly forwards towards the zapper and Phhfffffffffzzzzzzzttttt, the zapper

starts it little heart again.

> What are the chances of that happening eh?

Seeing as flies don't have hearts, not great.


 
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Nicolaas Hawkins  
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 More options Dec 15 2002, 7:33 pm
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From: Nicolaas Hawkins <rap...@top.net.nz>
Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2002 00:39:27 +0000 (UTC)
Local: Sun, Dec 15 2002 7:39 pm
Subject: Re: What's the best way to kill flies?
Alan Brennan wrote in news:3dfd1d65@clear.net.nz:

AUGH!

Ok, I'll play your funny game ...

Your athletic ascetic aesthetic may be pathetic, but is it peripatetic?

(Who needs an emetic?)


 
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Alan Brennan  
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 More options Dec 15 2002, 7:50 pm
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From: "Alan Brennan" <a...@ihug.not.this.bit.co.nz>
Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2002 13:50:16 +1300
Local: Sun, Dec 15 2002 7:50 pm
Subject: Re: What's the best way to kill flies?

"Nicolaas Hawkins" <rap...@top.net.nz> wrote in message

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A peripatetic pathetic athletic ascetic aesthetic? I''m a skeptic.

> (Who needs an emetic?)

A bulimic?

 
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Brian Dooley  
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 More options Dec 15 2002, 10:35 pm
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From: Brian Dooley <bria...@paradise.net.nz>
Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2002 16:35:21 +1200
Local: Sun, Dec 15 2002 11:35 pm
Subject: Re: What's the best way to kill flies?

On Sat, 14 Dec 2002 08:10:29 +0000 (UTC), Nicolaas Hawkins

Try 'The Camel of Destruction' by Michael Pearce.

Freely available at you local library.

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Brian Dooley

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