National Steak and BJ Day! (March 20th)

[Anonymouse]

Every 14th of February men get the chance to display fondness for their
wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows
and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Every Valentines Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique
gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really love them
more than anything.

Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret.... guys really don't
enjoy this that much.

Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless,
but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration.

Another secret.... guys feel left out. That's right...left out.

There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for
the men in their life.

Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now
officially "National Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and
self-explanatory.

This holiday has been created so your ladies finally have a day to show
your man just how much you love him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the
holiday explains it all.... just a steak and a BJ.

(and no it's not "steak and a little foreplay day"... it's "steak and a
BLOW JOB" and a blow job ain't over 'til you swallow sweetheart)

That's it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will
usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder
in February to ensure a more memorable March!

It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, It
needs a little push to start the ball rolling.

So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

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