SJALU SA DU ??? næææææ....

[Anne Børstad]

A lawyer who works in Texas gets a call about an emergency situation
which requires him to immediately fly out of the state for a short
period of time. He has no time to pack, so he calls home to tell his
wife he is going. The maid answers the call, but is quite hesitant about

putting his wife on the phone. After quite a bit of interogation, she
admits that the wife is upstairs
in bed with the mailman! The lawyer is furious, and wants to rush right
home, but of course there is this emergency he must take care of. So
instead, he tells the maid to go get the gun from the desk drawer,

and kill both his wife and the
mailman. She protests! The lawyer explains that under Texas law it is
legal to kill your adulterous wife and her lover. Using his silver
tongue, he finally convinces her to do it. She puts
down the phone, and soon the lawyer hears the sound of two gun shots, a
scream, some loud thumps, and finally, two splashes. The maid comes
back to the phone. The lawyer asks, "did you kill them?"
"Yes," she replies. The lawyer questions her again, "What did you do
with the bodies?'' "I threw them in the pool,'' she responds. ... there
is a brief pause from the lawyer...until he questions her once again,
"Did you say the Pool?" "Yes! I threw them in the pool!" she says.
"Uh, is this 555-8234?''

Anne Panne :))

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