[Text] 101 things to do with dead bodies.
Hydra
a collection of bodies there for a soft landing.
2) Rig them up with pulleys to distract your opponents while you grease
then from behind.
3) Dragon munchies.
4) Door mat.
5) Food?
6) Target practice
7) Re-animate them!
8) Building materials
9) Torch fuel
10) Potion components
11) Door stop
12) Paper weight
13) Diabolical experiments
14) Crash-test dummies
15) Brains!
16) Use their blood to fill your swimming pool
17) Shark chum ("I always said you were my chum!")
18) Ever see "Weekend at Bernies 2"??? 3 words: Polka! Polka! Polka!
19) Use `em to roof your house/castle
20) Make nifty puppets ("Hi! I'm Mr. Imp!")
21) Sacrifice! Much more plentiful than costly goats... unless you play
Magic Carpet 2...
22) Backup weapon.
23) Pit depth tester.
24) Oversized skis. (You would want an almost matching pair, though.)
25) After you whack someone, take there corpse. When you see them again,
throw the corpse at them, just to piss 'em off.
26) Inadaquate bungie cord.
27) Sell their skins.
28) Floating device for the river Stix
29) Sell misc body parts to the not so fortunate undead
30) Hide around the dead and hope that you smell just as bad so the
other players don't frag you.
31) Offer them as barter, to the Devil as LIKE NEW BUT used SOULS!
32) Pile them up and turn them over every once in a while, and make
money sell them as compost.
33) Body shield. Just strap the body to your arm and use it to fend off
blows.
34) use them for company. Have deep conversations about marathon, usa vs.
canada, pc vs. mac, or crank the Cannibal Corpse and have an orgie!
35) Bring them back from the dead as your undead army.
36) Make a 3 piece suit. If your good with needle and thread, pin stripe.
37) Stuff them in a water drain so it clogs up and the water level
will rise.
38) Use their heads as extra ammunition. (just like a rotten tomato)
39) Scaring little monsters with them.
40) Raising them from dead.
41) Making a wall out of them to block monsters.
42) Selling them.
43) Training your fighting skills with them.
44) Putting a bomb into their mouth and dropping them to
a horde of monsters.
45) Putting their heads to a neclace and saying "Look, I've
killed all of these!"
46) use their skin as a disquise
47) let them rot, use rotting bodies to poison food and water
48) stuff parts of them in keyholes so others can't open doors
49) use them as torch in dark areas.
50) Use them to build completely new Quake-leveles
51) Drop them one by one to mark your way back
52) Chop the arms of and use them as clubs.
53) Chop off the heads and arms and give bowling a try.
54) Use the eyes as ammo for your slingshot (believe me, eyes are tough)
55) Kill them some more. (just to get that anger out of you)
56) Collect them and trade doubles with other players.
(just like baseball cards)
57) Chop off the hand and use it for practical jokes on your friends.)
(shake hands)
58) Take out the gold fillings from their teeth and sell them to buy that
megablasting weapon you've always dreamt of.
59) Bury them in your fruit seller and pretend they command you to murder
hordes of innocent young juicey females.
60) Have a puppet show.
61) Masturbate on them while yelling, " Marathon and macs blow" and,
"Take this Sean Keegan, your finally dead".
62) Swap brians and other body parts with them. Make the best player
possible
by collecting the strongest organs.
63) Nail 'em to a wall/floor/celing as a marker or a warning to others
64) Giant discus for throwing at other monsters or players
65) Mix and match to create a custom monster!
66) Bring 'em back, and then... Cheerleaders!
67) Take off an arm or a leg and beat up other creatures with it
68) Make a carpet for your sacred feet to walk on
69) Drink their blood (Like in Wolf 3D)
70) Bronze a few and put them outside a section of the dungeon to spruce up
the place.
71) Throw a play and use the bodies as part of the set (Poor <enter player
name here>...I knew him well.
72) Use them for a still life painting.
73) Throw a puppet show.
74) Throw them ahead of you in dark passages to see what's ahead (traps,
monsters, pits, etc.).
75) Use them as fertilizer for that garden spot in the dungeon that you've
had
your eye on ever since you conquered the level.
76) Lost in one of the tunnels? Who says you have to use breadcrumbs?
77) Use the extra blood to grease squeaky door hinges so you can sneak up
behind players.
78) Create a shrine to your greatness with them, striking fear into any
foolish
enough to come after you!
79) Use the extra gore for graffiti, putting your own special splash of
color
and flair where all can see it.
80) Remove all their teeth and roll them to see what the future holds.
81) Had a limb chopped off? Easy, use a spare...
82) Put the horned head of a demon into a bag of holding. When it pierces
the bag, an entire section of the map is blown to hell. (It worked in
D&D)
83) Use their bloody-bodyless heads, BBHs, to write REDRUM all over the
dungeon walls.
83a) Use their Bloody-bodyless heads, BBHs, instead of lipstick on the
bathroom mirror. (How many years bad luck?)
84) Throw their Heads into other players faces to temporarily blind them.
85) Place the bodies in those doors that keep locking behind you. If they
don't hold the door open they will at least make a great squishing
sound.
86) Soak their lifeless bodies in lamp oil. Put them on large poles and use
them for area lighting at a party. (Remember to play your violin and
use
the name Nero.)
87) Strip the flesh from their bones. Make throwing daggers from the ribs
and quarter staffs from the legs.
87a) Dry their sinews and use them to restring your long bow.
88) Use their sinews for tripwires across a dark hallway. Trip the other
DM
players and find out where they are)
89) Eyes aren't the only semi-spherical organ you could use in a
sling-shot,
testi---s are pretty painful too.
90) Nah, eat them as a form of Mountain Oyster and gain power from the
fallen.
91) F--k them like an animal in honor of Trent's sound effects. (I hope
they
use that sample as a chat macro in DM.)
92) Pose their dead corpses together, male and female of course, in the
positions Kama Sutra.
93) Catapult them and their steeds at cities, a la Monty Python.
94) Serve them as bar-b-que at your restaurant with fried green tomatoes.
95) Give them to your pet dragon to grow big and strong. When they respawn
have the dragon spew all overthem. (Hey get me off of me!)
97) Line them up on a ridge as gaurds to scare off other players.
98) String them together and make a bridge across pits
99) Plant their heads, farm them, and then grow monsters!
100) Put 'em on long rods and then use them as an abacus.
101) Pile the bodies to climb the wall.
Vrek Warlaw'd
Weeeeehoooooo!
Heftig, waar haal je ze vandaan? :-)
Meer, meer, meer !
Ik had er ook ooit een voor Quake2 (met name AQ2)
Maar die ben ik helaas kwijt, ik ga nog wel ff zoeken! :-)
Hydra
Vrek Warlaw'd wrote in message <370B13F4...@hotmail.com>...
>Hydra's the Man!
>Weeeeehoooooo!
>Heftig, waar haal je ze vandaan? :-)
F:\QUAKE\TEXT\ :-)
>Meer, meer, meer !
Kannie :-) wasalles.
>Ik had er ook ooit een voor Quake2 (met name AQ2)
>Maar die ben ik helaas kwijt, ik ga nog wel ff zoeken! :-)
Kewl...Post ze ff. Ik ben d'r een helezooi kwijtgeraakt.
Vooral in de ouwe Wolf3D en Doom FAQ's bennik
geinteresseerd.
Niels / "Hydra ]1ms["