BAN outdoor bbq's

[Shawn]

They give off smoke and smells that get into people's windows.They produce
flame and heat.

Same thing with a grated Chiminea with the use of store bought firelogs.

It gives you the country feeling without leaving your back yard. Some people
can't go out into the Country whenever they want.

Replying to Newfiegal's comment

[Tim Marshall]

Shawn wrote:

> They give off smoke and smells that get into people's windows.They produce
> flame and heat.

Actually, I have been investigating a very serious phenomenon that has
been occurring recently.

People in St John's have been spontaneously combusting!

My scientific study has lead me to the conclusion that this is a result
of people holding in their farts so that they don't affect the allergies
and sensitivities of people like newfiegal or the idiots that are
campaigning for fire pits banned everywhere.

The accumulation of so much personal methane gas, when anywhere near a
spark, causes the poor victim to catastrophically burst into flame.

My recommendation to alleviate this tragic epidemic is to just go ahead
and fart and to "blazes" with those that insist that every single person
in the world conform to whatever unfortunate affliction they suffer
without consideration of others.

With apologies to Trey Parker and Matt Stone...
--
Tim http://www.ucs.mun.ca/~tmarshal/
^o<
/#) "Burp-beep, burp-beep, burp-beep?" - Quaker Jake
/^^ "Whatcha doin?" - Ditto "TIM-MAY!!" - Me

[Danimal]

I say we ban the bra, all the poor women are going around all trussed up.
They should be allowed to jiggle while doing physical work and not feel like
a slave.Bra's are only a money making racket anyway. FREE THE BOOBS NOW!!!

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[David]

Umm... the boobs are quite free... a couple post here regularly telling
people how they should live their lives... you know, wanting everyone to
conform to their own beliefs and desires... ;)

David.

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[Jeff]

If you want to burn your bras, I'll support you.

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[Todd]

lol All trussed up. Great line.

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Todd

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[©.®T]

Ill supply the fuel, campfire, digital camera, booze, etc etc....Ill support
the cause.
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[Bunkers05]

YYYeeeaaahhhhh Bra-banning. Excellent idea. I had a bumper sticker to that
effect about a ga-zillion years ago, before I became sensitive and
eddy-cated.

[Bunkers05]

Never did see anyone trying to burn brush in a BBQ....... but I did see
several trying to use their chimneas for that purpose. Grow up sonny.

[Davvee]

Yet another intelligent posting from the man who says nothing.

[Danimal]

Sweet baby Jeebus in a shopping cart,... is dat you Davvveeee back again
looking for more?
You just said in another posting that you lost all respect and done talking
to me but you can't walk away without more gutter talk. I know you love me
right ???
Move on my son and learn how to have a laugh at yourself. Don't be taking
this NG shit seriously.

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[Dan]

I wanna work on your campaign ... I say we Knight D-animal

DanJ

> Danimal wrote:
. FREE THE BOOBS NOW!!!