Message from discussion Dick

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From: jf...@nyx.cs.du.edu (Joel Furr)
Subject: Re: Dick
Message-ID: <1993Apr1.022350.7089@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
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Date: Thu, 1 Apr 93 02:23:50 GMT
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In article <1pdesu$...@bigguy.eng.ufl.edu> r...@delta.ee.ufl.edu (John R. Ruckstuhl Jr.) writes:
>My newsreader told me there was a new newsgroup, alt.fan.dick-depew.
>I read the first article or two, then subscribed to news.admin.policy to
>see what the heck this was all about.
>
>By the time I'd found the recursive posting, then went back and finished
>alt.fan.dick-depew, I was laughing out loud and finally in tears.
>
>Please consider this a vote for legend status for Mr. Depew, and add
>this letter to his score for stimulating useless Usenet traffic.
>
>ruck
>
>My thanks to the person who newgrouped -- it made my day.
>I'm *still* cracking up.

You're welcome!  

Speaking as one of the individuals lucky enough to be awake and logged in
and reading newnews when the ARMM Massacre began, I knew when I saw the
first wave come past that Dick had taken that one mighty step that would
forever place him among the constellations of bozosity.  We _owed_ it to
Dick to honor his utter cluelessness with alt.fan.dick-depew.