Wrestlemania results

[Alan Whitton]

[ It's the rye and the kaiser, it's the thrill of one bite ....]

OK all you lovers of the "Sport of Kinks?",

Results of this "event" (?) were:
Andre the Giant Slams John Studd, wins the $15000 bounty on Studd
but Studd's manager steals the money and runs off into the crowd.

The tag team champions were defeated by the Sheik and Nikoli Volkoff
after the Sheik brained Rotundo with a cane.

Greg Valentine was counted out of the ring and lost his bout to the
Junk Yard Dog (wonderful guy), but Valentine retained his title.

Wendy Richter regained her women's crown (with Cyndi Lauper in
her corner).

And the result you have all been waiting for: Mr. t and Hulk
Hogan defeated Mr. wonderful Paul Orndorff and Rowdy Roddy Piper
after Piper's body guard Ace tried to interfere in the match by
leaping off the corner turn buckle, but ended up hitting Piper
instead ( plot sound familiar to you??).

Before anyone starts flaming me, remember, someone asked for it.....

alan whitton
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